Wednsday Night Havok 11-14-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/11_14_01_Wednsday_Night

Guy " Welcome once again to another jam packed episode of Wednsday Night Havok! With me as always is SiD "The King" Nasty and we are coming to you live from the South Hadleyville Metroplex Arena.. Now, this has been a pretty busy week for the RMWF.. What with the premiere of not one new show but count em.. two new shows! Both of which failed to disappoint.. "

SiD " I was disappointed "

Guy " How can you say that? They were both put together quite well and entertaining to say the least "

SiD " Says you.. They should've had more nudity "

Guy " Well you know, first of all.. By saying 'more' you imply that there was some.. "

SiD " You know what I meant "

Guy " Well regardless, the window of opportunity that nudity could come through on a wrestling show is pretty slim "

SiD " Not really.. They could've simply booked all women, all naked matches "

Guy " Well as nice as that might have been SiD.. We don't have enough women on the roster to do an entire female show "

SiD " ..And that's why this fed sucks "

Guy " Well our first match should make you happy then.. Because it is a womens match.. No nudity stipulations on it though "

SiD " What's the point then? "

SiD sighs, " I guess it'll have to do though "

Guy " I think maybe you just need to get laid "

SiD " I get my share "

Guy " If you say so.. Anyway though.. I see that everything's ready to go out there so without any further delay, let's get on with our first match "

Elena Zava -vs- Chyna
and Chyna appear. She makes her way down to the ring then climbs into it. Next, Some Brittney Spears song comes across the PA system and out walks Chyna's challenger, Elena Zava, wearing a skintight silver dress and black high heels. The crowd whistle at her and give cat calls as she walks down the ramp to the ring.

SiD closes his eyes and starts muttering a prayer to himself. Then suddenly, Elena and Chyna pause in their fight and quckly tear off their clothes.

SiD " Now that's what I'm talking about "

Guy " How'd you do that?! "

SiD " Never underestimate the power of possitive thinking.. Mind over matter "

Guy " What the hell are you babbling about? "

SiD " Ahh nevermind.. Let's just enjoy the show "

Guy " Yeah.. Alright.. Elena charges Chyna and send her to the mat with a flying head scissors takedown! Then an immediate tiger suplex! "

SiD starts muttering to himself again.

Guy " She follows up with a .. Lick to Chyna's nipple?! What the hell?! Elena's now just sucking on Chyna's tit!! "

SiD snickers, " Oh yeah "

Guy " Elena gently slides her hand down Chyna's abdomon.. Down.. To her thighs. She delicatly carresses Chyna's right inner thigh then brings her hand back up a bit to meet with her cunt.. She begins slowly rubbing it up and down while Chyna moans softly to herself.. Elena takes her hand from Chyna's lips for a moment.. Just long enough to dip her finger into her mouth.. She then returns her hand to Chyna's cunt.. And slips a finger inside her.. "

Chyna grunts with pleasure and Elena take her breast back into her mouth, sucking her nipple while fingering her.

SiD " Now this is how ALL the matches should be "

Guy " Well.. Not that I'm complaining.. But since this is a REAL man's fed.. I'd rather they not all be like this match "

SiD " Well duh.. We just should fire all the men "

Guy " Yeah okay "

SiD " Oh come one, it would be great if every match was like this.. My only complaint though is that Chyna naked isn't a pretty site.. I have to constantly keep reminding myself that it's not a man out there with Elena "

Guy " Exactly "

SiD shrugs his shoulders, " But whatcha gonna do? "

Guy " Well back in the ring.. Elena is now stradeling her opponent, her face burried within Chyna's thighs.. Chyna thrusts her hips against Elena's face.. While clawing at her back.. Chyna starts licking Elena's thighs now.. Elena pauses for a moment and shudders before returning to her task.. Chyna's tongue slides along Elena's pussy lips.. Up between the crack of her suptle ass.. She immediatly begins tonguing away at Elena's butthole.. "

The two continue their lesbian act of love until Chyna's hips start convulsing as her opponent brings her to orgasm. Having done this, along with the analingus Chyna was performing on her brings Elena to climax as well. When all is done, Elena collapses on Chyna and wipes her opponent's cunt juice and cum off off her lips then slowly licks them from her finger, sure not to waste a single drop. She then crawls around to face her opponent and proceeds to lick her own vaginal and anal juices from Chyna's mouth

SiD " Well I guess that's a wrap "

Winner: No Contest
Guy " That it is.. Well.. "

SiD gazes around the crowd.

SiD " Okay you guys.. Stop wankin it.. Guys in their underwear'll be out soon "

Guy just shakes his head in disgust.

SiD " What? "

Guy " Nothing "

The cameras cut to a commercial. After just one though the cameras return.

Guy " And we're back.. If you're just tuning in, you just missed Elena Zava and Chyna dyking out "

SiD snickers pervertedly.

Guy " ..But now we'll go onto a real match "

SiD " Hey.. Remember a few weeks back when Rebel got a call on his cell phone during his match with whoever it was and he stopped wrestling to take it? Then left when he got off of it.. Forfeiting the match "

Guy " Yeah "

SiD " Did we ever find out who he was on the phone with and why it was so important? "

Guy " Nope "

SiD " Oh "

Cash Cambell -vs- Big Daddy Colossus
"Prince of the Universe" by Queen hits the PA and out walks Big Daddy Colossus. As he makes his way down to the ring he is met with an assortment of boos from the crowd, to which he responds by giving them the finger. He climbs into the ring and his music fades away. A full minute passes without any sign of his opponent, Cash Cambell. Eventually, strobe lights start flickering and spotlights shine up to the entryway.

SiD " Hey.. That doesn't look like a wrestler "

Guy " That's because it's a ref jackass "

The ref is none other than Stevie Wonder, who falls off the ramp. He gets to his feet and starts walking toward the crowd. A roadie runs up to him and turns him in the direction of the ring then slaps him on the back.

SiD " What the hell's Stevie doing out there? "

Guy " Shut up and we'll see "

SiD grumbles.

Stevie reaches the ring, walks right into it actually, and climbs into it. He has a mic in his hand.

Ref Stevie Wonder " Good evening.. Ladies.... And gentlemen. I... Regret to inform you that.. Cash.. Cambell will.. Not be showing up tonight "

SiD " Figures. I wish I wasn't here either "

Guy sighs, " Well it pisses me off when wrestlers join the RMWF, ask for a match then never show up "

SiD " I guess you have a point.. Well actually.. Yeah! I mean shit I gotta sit here and be bored with this crap.. I wish I could get out as easily as that "

Guy " Yeah.. But anyway since Cash is a no show that makes Colossus the winner "

Winner by Default: Big Daddy Colossus
SiD " You think? "

Guy " Fuck off.. I guess we may as well go to a commercial break now so they can set up our Hell in a Cell Main Event "

The Cameras cut over to a commercial break. The first commercial is that really disturbing Levi Jeans commercial with the singing belly buttons. After that one there's one for that movie 'Shallow Hal' where the guy sees fat chicks as being hot, after that one you get up and go to the bathroom where you somehow manage to piss all over the floor and bump your head in the process. When you return, Havok is back on and they have just finished setting up the steel cell for the Main Event.

Guy " Alright folks we're back.. For our final match of the night, featuring Nightmare in hopes of settling his beef with Pimp Master.

SiD " I can't beleive you said 'beef' "

Guy " What? "

SiD " Nevermind "

Guy " Hopefully this match will go as planned.. Cause I don't know about you folks, but me.. I'd like to actually see some wrestling here tonight! "

SiD " You know.. You emphisize words too much "

Main Event
Nightmare -vs- Pimpmaster
Hell In A Cell
Guy " Unable to wait for the bell.. Nightmare attacks Pimpmaster as soon as he gets into the ring with a right hook then a reverse bulldog! "

The bell rings.

Guy " Nightmare gives PM an elbow drop followed by a victory roll! Now he's applying a Sumatran leg lock! "

SiD yawns.

Guy " Don't even start that shit "

SiD " Hey I can't help it if I'm bored "

Guy " Well you can help letting everyone know it "

SiD " Bah "

Guy " I'm sure you just wish that Nightmare and Pimpmaster would get naked and screw "

SiD " Hmph! Fuck you "

The camera cuts to Spider-Man sitting in his office.

Spidey " This was the point in which the network that carries the RMWF crashed. "

The cameras return to the show.

Winner: Nightmare
Guy " Well that's all we have for tonight's show.. On behalf of SiD and myself.. I bid you all a Goodnight! "

Winner:

RMWF

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