Monday Night Mayhem 11-12-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/11_12_01_Monday_Night

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Guy Mandel along side Sid “the King” Nasty! Welcome to the first edition of Monday Night Mayhem! What a card do we have here for you tonight! The hardcore title is on the line! The U.S
title is on the line as well!

Sid: And we have the very first Monday Night Showdown!

Guy: Yes, two new comers to the RMWF are in that groundbreaking match up. Xtreme Z and Cletus Clampett.

* “Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix hit’s the pa and pyro rocks the stage.

Guy: Who could this be? Hollywood Hogan?

Sid: I doubt it.

Guy: Its Hogan’s music

* A young man walks out from the entrance and he’s holding a mic. The young man is about 6’ and 240. Short blonde hair, blue eyes and a very muscular frame. He’s wearing a Versace black suit and glossy black shoes. He makes his way to the ring.

??: Thank you all for coming to this great show! *scattered cheers from audience* Many of you don’t know me. That is if you’re not Japanese! You see I AM the Japanese heavyweight champion! I am the ultimate test! I am THE MAN! Of course, I no longer wrestle, so my ring name isn’t really going to work here. My name is Yammer. No, that’s a nickname but that’s what you all can call me. This is my show! I have brought the RMWF to
Sacramento, CA! *Crowd cheers madly*

Yammer: Please. Let me finish! *the crowd slowly quietens down. Now, I am bringing you bloodshed. I am bringing a four way dance for the Hardcore title! I am bringing you Angel, Nightmare, Adam Dreamer, Darkstalka and Big Daddy Colossus! Those names are going to one day keep this organization afloat! They will one day be the marquee players here in the RMWF! I have already said too much. Enjoy the show! Yammer tosses the mic to the announcer who is still standing in the ring waiting to announce the wrestlers for the first match ever on Mayhem.

BoneCrusher -vs- The Crippler
Number 1 by Nelly, hit’s the p.a and the crowd goes crazy! The Crippler comes out on the ramp way and pyro starts to go off in a row. He climbs the ropes into the ring and awaits for his rival, Bonecrusher.

Tearing Away” by Drowning Pool goes off and the crowd give off a mixed reaction to Bonecrusher. Standing 6’8”, 268, the Crippler has a slight disadvantage heading into this match up.

Guy: There’s the bell and we’re under way! Crusher looks at Crippler and nods his head. Crippler offers a handshake and Bonecrusher looks at the crowd. The crowd seem to be in agreement with Crippler!

Sid: This is the oldest trick in the book! If Crusher falls for it, he’s a bigger idiot than I originally thought!

Guy: Crusher still looking to decide. Crusher takes the handshake! The two raise each others arms! It looks like we have a new friendship on our hands! Crusher then nails Crippler with a shortarm clothesline!

Sid: I think that you have spoken too soon

Guy: That’s what it seems. Crusher with the upper hand now. Scoop slam on the Crippler. And again. Now Crusher is really laying in the hurt on Crippler with multiple chops to the chest. Irish whip against the ropes and…Big Boot! Crusher with a devastating boot to the face of the Crippler! The Crippler is not exactly having the best match of his career
right now.

Sid: He looks a little stupid right now

Guy: Wouldn’t you if you had that boot in your mouth?

Sid: I would’ve ducked

Guy: No, it would hit you square in the face! Crusher now sitting Crippler on the top ropes. He could be going for Crush Them Bones! No! Crippler reverses with a Russian leg sweep off the top rope! What a move! The ref starts counting as both men are down. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9, Crippler rolls over, 1-2-kick out!

Sid: That was close!

Guy: That it was! Crippler now in control. DDT! And again! Crippler with an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, and following with cross body press for the cover! 1-2- almost had him there!

Sid: Crusher is too strong to be pinned by that move!

Guy: Perhaps. Crippler now, picking up Crusher and slaps on the sleeper hold.

Sid: I don’t care how big you are, you need air to breathe!

Guy: Fuck me, Sid! What have you been reading?

Sid: Shut your mouth and call the match!

Guy: Oh, yes sir *sarcasm * Crippler still holding Crusher in that sleeper. Crusher is now on one knee. Now he’s on his side! Crippler is really taking that air supply away from Crusher. The ref grabs Crushers arm. 1. If it falls 3 times the match is over.

Sid: Thanks. I did not know how that worked.

Guy: You are such and idiot! Why did Wil or Spidey even place you with me? I mean this is an insult sitting here along side you every damn time!

Sid: Uhhh, you want to call the match there, dip shit?

Guy: Huh? Oh, yeah! One more time. If the ref gets Crushers arm to fall one more time its over. Wait! What the hell is Crippler doing? He just slapped the Crossface on Crusher!

Sid: Great move on Crippler’s part! Wear the guy down with a sleeper and then slap on his finisher!

Guy: For once I will agree with you. The ref asking if Crusher has had enough. Crusher trying to fight off the pain. What a tough son-of-a-bitch! He’s still fighting it!

Sid: I think I just heard a pop!

Guy: Yes, Crusher is tapping! Crippler has won this match and Sacramento is standing on their feet! Crusher on the other hand is rolling on the ground holding his shoulder.

Winner: The Crippler
Cut to commercial as the paramedics arrive to assist Bonecrusher.

Sid: Welcome back to Mayhem! This is the first Monday Night Showdown. Winner of this match up has to defend this new crown every time he wins. So no matter what happens here, the winner is defending next Monday night.

Guy: That’s right, Sid. Tonight’s competitors are Cletus Clampett and X-treme Z.

Cletus Clampet -vs- X-treme Z
“I wanna here you squeal like a pig!” Duelling banjos, hit’s the p.a system and pyro goes off on the sides of the entrance. Cletus Clampett makes his way to the ring, but not before arguing with some of the City folk first.

Xtreme Z then comes out to no music and slowly makes his way to the ring as he slaps hands with the fans but the all laugh at him.

Sid: This guy is a joke! He doesn’t realize that everyone is laughing at him!

Guy: Why? Is it because he wears underwear to the ring? Or that he looks like he’s drooling?

Sid: I think its both. And what’s with the Snoopy Slippers?

Guy: *laughing hysterically* I don’t know, but we are ready to start the next match. Cletus just looks at Z and shakes his head in disgust. Z just stands there with a stupid look on his face. Cletus walks up to Z. Z just stands there. Cletus grabs him and applies the Cletusizer! 1-2-3! Oh, my God!

Sid: I think Xtreme Z is extremely drunk!

Winner: Cletus Clampet
Guy: Well, none the less, Cletus defends the crown next Monday. He has to upset with that win.

Sid: I would be too. What a disgrace!

Guy: Well our next match Kid Money and Johnny X.

Sid: I Johnny X. He is very impressive.

Guy: That he is.

Johnny X -vs- Kid Money
Johnny X appears in the ring when the lights go on.

Sid: How the hell did he do that?!

Guy: Kid Money now making his way down to the ring accompanied by the arena's custodian?

Sid: What the hell is that?

Guy: *shaking his head* I don’t know. But the bell is rung and the match begins. Kid Money starts off with a head lock on X. Tightening the grip on the head of X now is Money. What’s this? A nugie? Money is just playing with this up and comer. Irish whip now into the corner and Money follows with a body press. X is set up in the corner now and receives a hard chop across the chest for his attitude lately to the great Kid Money.

Sid: Kid Money is a great wrestler and can dissect you in a minute. This is going to be a great match up.

Guy: Another Irish whip now into the ropes and a clothesline to Johnny X. Money follows up with a couple of stomps to X’s gut. Kid Money grabs X by his mask and slaps on the Million Dollar Dream! This could be it!

Sid: Hang on a minute! Steve the Heater is coming down to the ring with a chair!

Guy: Steve is distracting the ref and he stops his count. Steve tosses the chair into the ring and the ref is trying to tell him to leave. Why is Steve here anyway? I thought he quit?

Sid: I guess not. Kid is walking over to Steve, letting go of the Dream.

Guy: Kid grabs Steve and shoves the ref out of the way. Johnny X is up and he’s got the chair. X with the swing and miss on Kid, but he nailed Steve the Heater! Kid with a hard right on Johnny and he drops the chair, and Kid drops Johnny with a ddt on the chair! Kid is totally dominating this match. Now Kid is trying to take off Johnny X’s mask! I wonder who it could be under there?

Steve regains his senses and rolls into the ring grabs the chair and hits Kid Money across the back with it. He picks up Johnny X and pulls him on top of Kid Money.

Guy: What a shot to the back that was by Steve the Heater! Now he rolls the ref into the ring. 1-2 oh, Kid kicks out! Johnny X lays Kid’s head on top of the chair and now he’s climbing the top rope!

Sid: It could be time for the Golden X!

Guy: Oh, My God! What a move! A leg drop off the top rope onto a chair! Kid is busted wide open! Johnny rolls the chair out of the ring and the ref counts again. 1-2-3! Johnny X with the win!

Winner: Johnny X
Cut to commercial

Guy: Welcome back to Mayhem. Its now time for the U.S title Match with Darkstalka defending it against Angel the world champ AND European champ as well! New comer Adam Dreamer is the special referee! Let’s get it on!

Angel -vs- Darkstalka
US Title
Dig” by Mudvayne hits and Dreamer comes out to a huge pop! He enters the ring and shakes the hand of the announcer.

“Boiler” by Limp Bizkit comes on with a flurry of boos as Dakstalka makes his way to the ring in his trademark black trench coat.

“Supernatural” by D.C hit’s the speakers and the arena explodes with cheers for the World champ! Smoke fills the entrance and pyro go off in rows and the MAN steps out.

Guy: Here we go! The bell sounds and the two rivals lock up. Stalka gets the upper hand with his size and whips Angel into the ropes and follows with a big boot. Dreamer just flinched at the impact. What the hell is this? Yammer is making his way down to ring side! Hello Yammer! Thank you for joining us!

Yammer: Thanks for having me buddy! Hey Sid!

Sid: Yeah, whatever.

Guy: What brings you to the table?

Yammer: Better seats for this great match!

Guy: That’s how it looks so far. Stalka is in control so far, but Angel is fighting back. The two trade shots and Angel is quicker and constantly hammers on Stalka. Sending him into the corner now. Angel following with a hard clothesline and Stalka goes down.

Yammer: That’s why he’s the champ, baby! He can control a match in a blink of an eye.

Guy: That’s what it looks like right now as Angel sends Stalka into the ropes and SPEAR!

Yammer: Goddamn that’s gotta hurt!

Sid: Humpf

Yammer: What’s wrong Sid? Still upset that I took your wife? And now your worried that I’ll take your job?

Sid: Fuck you!

Guy: Boys, boys! Calm down! Wait a second! Big Daddy Colossus is making his way down to the ring. He should be in the back warming up for the main event!

Yammer: I think his warm up is in the ring right now!

*Yammer takes off his headset and tries to head off Colossus at the bottom of the ramp. Colossus grabs Yammer and choke slams him on the metal stairs! Colossus Climbs over the ropes and into the ring. Dreamer tries to attack the big man but he receives a boot to the face for his troubles. Colossus picks Dreamer up and throws him out of the ring.

Guy: This man is unstoppable! Colossus now grabs Darkstalka and power-bombs him! What the hell is Colossus doing? He’s taking off Stalka’s coat!

Sid: What the f**k!?

Guy: Umm, why in the world is Darkstalka wearing a pink tou-tou?

Sid: He’s a freak!

Guy: Good observation there, Sid! Angel is just standing there with his jaw wide open in shock! Colossus slides out of the ring and grabs a table! He brings it into the ring with him and sets it up near the corner. He sets up Darkstalka on the top ropes and climbs up to the second rope. This 7 foot monster is absolutely impressive! Crowncracker! Colossus just delivered his finisher off the top rope THROUGH a table! Now he climbs out of the ring and rolls Dreamer into the ring. 1-2-3! Angel is the new U.S champion! What the hell is going on here?

Winner and New US Champ: Angel
Angel is handed the belt as Colossus walks up the ramp way and heads to the back. Angel carrying 3 belts heads up the walk way and stps at the top of the ramp and turns to look at Adam Dreamer, who’s looking at Darkstalka in his pink tou-tou.

Angel: Dreamer. You are impressive. You have a bright future here in the RMWF! Don’t waste it. Join me and Nightmare! Join us and you will not regret it! What is your answer?

Dreamer is handed a mic

Dreamer: Absolutely!

Dreamer heads his way up to the ramp to join Angel. They raise each others arms and the fans are going crazy! Angel hands Dreamer the European title! Angel just made Dreamer the European champion!

Yammer: Colossus! You son of a bitch! You just cost Darkstalka his humility and his belt! Guess what!? You are no longer in the main event! You don’t get a title shot!

Colossus is shown in the back and he’s furious! He stalks out of his room and into Sewasides. Colossus nails Sewaside with a right hand and the two of them go at it in the locker room!

Guy: It looks like Colossus doesn’t want Sewaside to have a title shot either.

Sid: That it does. So now there was two.

Guy: Our main event just lost two players. Nightmare will defend his title against Darknight.

Cut to commercial

Camera cuts back in and the two are already in the ring and both are cut and bleeding.

Main Event
Nightmare -vs- DarkKnight
Guy: Welcome back! Sorry to have started with out you, but these two didn’t even wait! They have been throwing moves at each other since the bell. Chair shots and kendo sticks. Tables and ladders! This match has it all! Night is laying on a table and Nightmare climbs the top rope. Nightmare trying for a frog splash, Darknight rolls off the table and Nightmare goes through the table! Both men are down! Both men are hurt and cut! What a match this is! The crowd is going nuts here in Sacramento! Darknight is up first and he grabs a chair. Another chair shot to the back of Nightmare! And again! Darknight is a man possessed! He is just hammering on Nightmare with that chair!

Sid: OH, here come the reinforcements!

Guy: Angel and Dreamer now in the ring taking Darknight down with a conchairto! Nightmare gets picked up by both Angel and Dreamer and he’s slammed down on top of Darknight! The ref starts counting. 1-2-3! Nightmare retains his belt with a little help from his friends!

Winner: Nightmare
The three new teammates start beating on Darknight!

Guy: Darknight is going to wish that he never stepped into that ring. Thank you for joining us for Monday Mayhem! We’ll see you later!

Spidey note: SiD doesn't really have a wife.

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