Sunday Night Smegma 11-11-01 - Brought to you by BoneCrusher - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/11_11_01_Sunday_Night

Guy: Welcome to another addition of The RMWF. Tonight where are in beautiful Philadelphia PA. We have 3 great matches for you tonight . As always Im Guy Mandel and sitting next to me is Sid Nasty

Sid: Thats Sid "The King" Nasty.

Guy: Ok. Well on to our first match between Darknight and Ty My shoe for

Sid: And its for the number one contendership for the hardcore title.

[BoneCrushers music hits and he walks out on to the stage as the fans go wild. And he makes his way to ringside ]

Sid: Oh great whats this jackass doing out here

Guy: Show the man some respect he put a great card together Sid

BoneCrusher: Hi fellows Im going to do commentary with you guys tonight

Sid: Pleasure to have you hear

Guy: Cough suck up cough cough

Sid what did you say Guy

Guy: nothing

Ty My Shoe -vs- Dark Knight
Bone Crusher: well both participants are in the ring and theres the bell.

Guy: Ty takes Darknight down with a hard clothes line and another

Sid: Hey BoneCrusher is this match a hardcore match

Bonecrusher: I dont know but our buddy TY got a chair and looks like he is going to hit Darknight with it

Guy: Ouch Ty just hit Darknight with the chair and the ref called for the bell. Theres you answer Sid it was not hardcore

Sid :Ty looks mad and Darknight is still down. Ty just hit the ref . Good job TY buddy.

Guy: that is just a disgrace look at TY celebrating on the top rope

BoneCrusher: well boys its time to "Crush them Bones"

Sid: Wheres that idiot going

Guy: Hes going into the ring and Ty doesnt see him hes climbing up the same ring post TY is on and BoneCrusher Just hit TY with a German suplex from the tope rope and rolled Ty out of the ring.

Bone Crusher : So how you like my new finisher

Sid: uhh

Winner & #1 Contender for Hardcore Title: Dark Knight
Guy : Well thats was interesting on to our next match .

Sid : O great

Cooter Clampet -vs- Adam Dreamer
BoneCrusher: First form Booger Hollow accompanied to the ring by Cletus and Carmen is Cooter Clampet and his opponent from parts unknown being accompanied by absolutely no one Adam Dreamer

Guy: this match is a TLC and is between two newcomers and theres the bell Dreamer is wasting no time as he is going for what ever weapons he can get

Sid: What the hell is in that bag above the ring.

BoneCrusher: The Brand New BoneCrusher T-Shirt

Sid: You have your own T-Shirt?

Bone Crusher : Yeah just about everyone does

Guy: Sorry for interrupting you two but we got a match to call

Sid: Who cares about the match these guys suck

BoneCrusher: Guy is right lets call the match. Adam Dreamer has Cooter set up on top of the table for his version of the spinning tombstone piledriver called Sleep tight.

Guy : And he hits it. Now he is setting up the ladder , Cooter is out cold. But wait why is Carmen coming in the ring

Sid: who cares shes hot. And Adam seems to be distracted

Bone Crusher :well Cooter is setting up a table and in Comes Cletus from behind and O my he just pushed the ladder over and Dreamer went crashing through

Guy: And Cooter sets up the ladder climbs it and grabs the bag thus winning the match and a BoneCrusher T-Shirt

Winner: Cooter Clampet
Guy: Now onto our main event which is for the RMWF Cable TV title

Main Event
Sid well Im out of hear Im going to take the rest of the night off

Johnny X -vs- Grant "Neep" Turner
Cable TV Title
BoneCrusher: Ok see ya

Guy: Well introducing first from Cleveland Ohio the challenger Jonny X

BoneCrusher: And Ive just informed that Steve from the Jerry Springer show will not be here tonight cause he had some flight problems

Guy: And his opponent from Scotland he his the RMWF Cable TV Champion being accompanied by his enforcer Frasier and our special referee

BoneCrusher: Ok now both competitors are in the ring and Ill just hold the belt as I will be presenting it to our winner.

Guy : Well our match is under way as Neep get a cheap shot in on Jonny X

Bonecrusher: But Jonny X recovers and knocks Neep down with a thunderous clothesline followed by a power bomb and Neep is down

Guy : Neep is still banged up from his accident he is still all bruised that move hurt him more then it normally would. Jonny x is out side the ring now getting a table it looks like Neep is going after him Neep goes to climb out threw the ropes and stumbles a bit and falls.

BoneCrusher: Jonny goes to hit Neep with a chair but misses Neep rips the chair out of Jonnys hand s and hits him with it. Now Neep is setting Jonny on the table. And going in to the ring and just fell again.

Guy: Neep is climbing the tope rope with that chair. And he slips off .

BoneCrusher: Neep returned to the ring to soon

Guy : Maybe so well Jonny is still laying on the table. And Neep is now back on the tope rope with that chair and Neep goes flying off and threw that table making a chair sandwich with Jonnys face and Neeps elbow acting as the bread

BoneCrusher: But Neep cant make the cover well Jonny is crawling back in ring so is Neep and the ref just picked up a brick whos he going to hit

Guy : Neep and Jonny are both up and whack the ref just hit Neep and Fraiser jumps in the ring and he gets clocked and Jonny x cover Neep

BoneCrusher: 1-2--3. Jonny X wins Jonny X wins

Winner and New Cable TV Champ: Jonny X
Guy : the ref just dragged Neep to the outside and cuffed him to the fence and is beating him pretentiously . And BoneCrusher Now in the ring with belt Jonny has his back turned Celebrating and BoneCrusher goes to hit Jonny with the belt but he turns around duck and hits a northern lights suplex in to a bridge and the ref runs back in and count the 3 on BoneCrusher and Jonny grabs his belt and leaves. Now the ref goes back out to Neep Takes his mask of and its HUNTER!

Hunter: Neep I am the Hunter and you are the prey

Guy: well we got a new Cable TV champ Neep is being carried of by paramedics. And were out of time for Sid Nasty who left a while ago and BoneCrusher laying in the ring Im Guy Mandel Goodnight everyone

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