Wednsday Night Havok 10-3-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/10_3_01_Wednsday_Night

Guy " Welcome everyone to yet another action packed episode of Wednsday Night Havok! I am Guy Mandell and here with me as usual is SiD "The King" Nasty.. Tonight's show is a short one.. With only two matches as a matter of fact.. But no Doubt it's still going to be a good one. "

SiD " Yeah right "

Guy " Anyway though without further hesitation, let's get on with our first match. "

Jonny X -vs- Darknight

"I Was Only Kidding" by "Weird Al" Yankovic hits the PA as Jonny X comes walking out and down the ramp to the ring. Next, his music is replaced "Voodoo" by Godsmack. A few moments pass but there is no sign of Dark Night.

SiD " Where's Dark Night at? "

Guy " Beats me "

Two minutes pass and still no sign of Dark Night.

Guy " Oh well.. Looks Like Jonny X's the winner by default.

Winner: Jonny X
SiD " Well that was fun "

Guy " Well I'm sure he had a good reason for not showing "

SiD " Probably got stuck in traffic or something. "

Guy " Maybe.. Anyway though next is our Main Event. "

SiD " Oh joy "

Main Event
Reaper -vs- Pig Vomit
Hardcore Match
"Blood For You" hits the PA system and the fans cheer as Pig Vomit walks out, occompanied by wife and manager, Sharon. They reach the ring and he climbs in as his music is replaced by Metallica's "Four Leaf Clover", which marks the coming of the Grim Reaper. He walks out and down the ramp to the ring. A moment after he enters it the bell rings and he goes after Pig Vomit.

Guy " Grim Reaper not wasting any time, charging Pig Vomit with a dropkick which the King of the Ring quickly sidesteps.. Then gives his opponent an elbow drop! Pig Vomit grabs Reaper's leg and.. Gets kicked in the face! "

SiD snickers.

Guy " Reaper back on his feet uppercuts Vomit then whips him into the ropes.. Pig Vomit rebounds.. Ducking a clothesline from Reaper.. He scurries up the turnbuckle and.. Reaper moves back to a safe distance.. Pig Vomit hops back into the ring. "

SiD " Boooring "

Guy " Pig Vomit hits Reaper with a right hook.. Followed by a left.. Then another right.. Which is blocked and returned.. Pig Vomit snapmares Reaper then slaps on a Boston crab! "

SiD yawns.

Guy " It's not that boring SiD "

SiD " Yeah it is.. I'm surprised though that Pig Vomit isn't wiping the mat with that kid though.. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm no PV fan but.. He is a much better wrestler "

Guy " Holy shit.. That was a compliment! "

SiD " Piss off "

Guy " SiD Nasty actually paid an RMWF wrestler a compliment! Damn.. Someone better call Satan and see if he wants some heavy coats "

SiD glances at Guy, " Could you be any more of an idiot? "

Guy " At least I'm not a has-been wrestler who was forced into retirement to do announcing. "

SiD sarcastically, " Ouch. You wound me "

Guy " Reaper off the top rope with a reverse moonsault nails Pig Vomit.. Sending him down.. Reaper goes for the pin! 1.. Nope.. Pig Vomit kicked out "

SiD " Too soon for that "

Pig Vomit whips Grim Reaper into the turnbuckle then walks over to Sharon who hands him a bottle of whiskey.

SiD " Is it that time already? "

Guy " Huh? "

Vomit starts drinking his whiskey as Reaper charges him from behind.

SiD " Forget it "

Guy " Reaper double axe handles Pig Vomit from behind.. Pig Vomit replies by busting his bottle over Reaper's head! "

SiD sarcastically, " Didn't see that one coming "

Guy " Reaper, staggering backward and cradeling his head gets his legs sweeped by his opponent.. "

SiD " Oh yeah, it turns out Pig Vomit really didn't trash Shooters' dressing room last week.. Or was it the week before? "

Guy " I know. It was Angel trying to pit the two stables against each other. And it was last week "

SiD " How'd you know? I just found out yesterday "

Guy " I knew all along "

SiD " Yeah okay "

Guy " I did "

SiD " Whatever "

Guy " What was up with that? "

SiD " What was up with what? "

Guy " Pig Vomit had Reaper pinned.. But then let him go "

SiD shrugs his shoulders, " Maybe he's toying with him "

Guy " Maybe.. Pig Vomit pulls his opponent to his feet and Reaper rakes his eyes! Followed by a swinging neckbreaker.. Then a victory roll! "

SiD " Maybe Vomit shouldn't have been playing around.. If he loses he's gonna be feeling pretty stupid "

Guy " Reaper pulls Vomit to his feet and whips him.. No, it's reversed and Reaper goes over the top rope "

Reaper catches the ropes, preventing him from hitting the floor outside of the ring. Pig Vomit walks over to him and starts stomping at him.

Guy " Reaper grabs PV's foot.. And pulls him to the mat "

Grim Reaper starts to climb back into the ring but Pig Vomit kicks him, sending him to the concrete floor outside the ring. He climbs the turnbuckles and dives off.

Guy " Pig Vomit with a bionic elbow drop.. Reaper rolls clear though! "

SiD " Oooh! That's a good way to break your elbow "

Guy " PV clutches his elbow as Reaper goes fishing under the ring "

SiD " Now what? "

Guy " Reaper pulls out a steel chair.. PV turns to face him just in time to see the chair crack him in the face! PV stumbles back and Reaper hits him again.. And again! He goes for another hit but PV blocks the chair attack and grabs Reaper by his shirt and slams him.. One handed.. Onto the concrete floor! "

SiD " What, no count out this match? "

Guy " It's a Hardcore Match "

SiD " Oh. Shut up "

Guy " Pig Vomit powerbombs Reaper! Make that a double pow.. Wait, no a reverse piledriver! "

SiD " Oooooh.. He's gonna be hurting tomorrow "

Guy " Actually, they both probably will be "

SiD mockingly, " 'Actually, they both probably will be' "

Guy rolls his eyes, " Hey hold on.. Grim Reaper's not moving "

SiD " You just noticed that? "

Gary Coleman, the ref, walks over to the two wrestlers and pushes Pig Vomit away from his opponent. He raises Reaper's arm and releases it. It falls to the ground. Pig Vomit climbs back into the ring, Sharon enters it as well. Gary drops Reaper's arm a third time then gestures that he is out cold.

Winner by K.O.: Pig Vomit
SiD " Well that's that. "

Guy " Yep. The end of the match.. And this show. I am kind of surprised though that that match lasted as long as it did. Considering Pig Vomit didn't even put out any kind of promo until the last minute, I figured he wasn't even going to show up. "

SiD " Me either. "

Guy " Reaper, though out classed did put up a good fight "

SiD " If you say so "

Guy " Like I said though.. "

SiD interupts, " Hey.. I just realized something "

Guy " What's that? "

SiD " Pig Vomit didn't piss on his opponent or anything nasty like that "

Guy " Nope.. He didn't get stabbed either "

SiD " Oh yeah.. I guess some things do change "

Guy " Yup. But we're out of time now so just to remind you folks at home, Halloween Holocaust 2001 is only a few weeks away "

SiD " Is Elvira going to be on this one? "

Guy " You'll just have to tune in like everyone else to find out "

SiD sighs, " Well can you at least tell me if I'm going to have to be on it? "

Guy " You don't. "

SiD " Good. "

Guy " But we really are out of time now so I'll just wish all of you out here tonight and those watching at home.. Good Night. "

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