Wednsday Night Havok 10-17-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/10_17_01_Wednsday_Night

Guy " Welcome everyone to another episode of Wednsday Night Havok "

SiD " It's been awhile "

Guy " Yes it has. Tonight's show though.. "

SiD " Know why? "

Guy " Ummm.. I'm afraid to ask "

SiD " It's cause of them damn drugs "

Guy " Drugs? "

SiD " Yeah. Drugs "

Guy " Elaborate? "

SiD " Spidey's on drugs and is out of control. He's been too busy out trying to make money to support his growing habit that he hasn't had time for the fed "

Guy " O-kay.. "

SiD " He's on methadone now "

Guy " Yeah, anyway.. We have a pretty good show lined up tonight. We have a Cage, a Title Match.. And a Hell in a Cell "

( There really isn't a Title Match, Guy just said that to see if SiD was paying attention.. He wasn't. )

SiD " And the others are just crappy ones "

Guy " No they're not "

SiD " Yeah they are "

Guy sighs, " I'm not going to argue with you "

SiD " Cause you know I'm right "

Guy feeling a strong since of Deja Vu just ignores SiD and continues to babble.

Guy " Anyway folks.. I am Guy Mandell in case you didn't know and the asshole with me is SiD 'The former King' Nasty "

SiD " This 'asshole' still is 'the King' damn it! "

Guy " And we are coming to you from the West Plainfield Metrodome in 'The armpit of the U.S.', New Jersey "

SiD " There is not a West Plainfield "

Guy " Yeah there is, it's west of Plainfield dumbass.. And where we are right now. Look at a map "

SiD " Whatever "

Guy " Anyway up now is our first match of the evening and it features Jonny X & The Hunter. Seeing that it's about to begin, well.. I don't knw, it's just about to begin "

SiD " Jackass "

Jonny X -vs- The Hunter
Jonny X's music blasts over the PA and out he walks. As he makes his way down to the ring, he is greeted with boos and an assortment of derogatory cries from the audience, to which he gives them all the finger. As he climbs into the ring, his music fades into "The Hunter" by Danzig and spotlights shine throughout the arena before falling on the entryway where The Hunter stands. He too heads down to the ring, to face his opponent.

SiD " Blah "

Guy " There's the bell and the two wrestlers lock-up.. Jonny quickly manages to send the Hunter down though via a Russian leg sweep then he follows with a scissor choke hold! "

SiD " I think he's really just dry humping the Hunter's neck "

Guy " No he isn't.. The Hunter, now back up hits Jonny with a right hook.. Then whips him.. Jonny reverses the whip, sending the Hunter into the ropes.. He rebounds and drop kicks Jonny! "

SiD starts picking his nose.

Guy " Man..Cut that out. Use a kleenex or something "

SiD " What? I can't help it if my nose needs cleaning "

Guy shakes his head in disgust.

Guy " The Hunter pounces off the cage wall with a flying knee drop to Jonny X, nailing him in the head! X hits the mat hard and the Hunter goes for a Boston crab! Jonny gets loose of the hold though! "

SiD starts rolling a bugger around between his fingers.

Guy " Ugh! Now your playing with it? "

SiD " Well, if I don't ball it up, I can't throw it away "

Guy " You're disgusting "

SiD shrugs his shoulders.

Guy " You better not eat it "

SiD flicks his bugger, aiming for one of the wrestlers as the titan-tron suddenly lights up with a clip of a hard-core porno.

Guy " What the hell? "

SiD " Yeah.. Now that's more like it "

Guy " How'd that get on there? "

SiD " Who cares.. As long as it's there "

Guy " This is a family show! We can't have that sort of thing playing! "

SiD " 'Family show'?! I dunno what kind of family you come from Guy but.. "

Guy " Piss off.. Well anyway, as for the match.. Jonny X has the Hunter down and is stomping the crap out of him "

Guy glances over to SiD who has his hands in his pockets.

Guy " Cut that out! "

SiD defensively, " Now what?! "

Guy " You know what "

SiD mumbles something then pulls his hands out and sets them on the table. The porno on the titan-tron however, continues.

Guy " X with a corkscrew piledriver to the Hunter.. And now climbing the ropes.. He dives off with a swanton bomb that looks to have knocked the wind out of the Hunter.. There's the cover and the ref counts down.. "

Guy " There's the ruling.. We have our winner! "

SiD " Ummm.. Guy? "

Guy " Yes? "

SiD " Cage Match "

Guy " Huh? Oh.. Yeah.. I knew that "

SiD " Mmmm hmmm "

Jonny X starts scaling the cage wall as the Hunter begins to stur. Jonny reaches the top of the wall as the Hunter charges it and tries to shake him off of it. He succeeds. However, it is the outside of the cage in which Jonny falls therefor he is the victor. The porno also stops playing on the titan-tron.

SiD " Hey! "

Winner: Jonny X
SiD " The porn's gone! "

Guy " Good "

SiD " Fag "

Guy " Whatever.. Our next match was supposed to be Nightmare against Madman.. But due to lack of interest, it has been canceled "

SiD " Well then why haven't the others been canceled? No one's interested in them either "

Guy rolls his eyes, " We are going to go over to Clive Anderson now "

SiD " For what? "

The camera cuts over to Clive Anderson standing on the corner of a busy street.

Clive " Hello everyone. This is a new segment to our show entitled 'Where Are They Now?'. Over the year and a half that the RMWF has been in existance we have had scores and scores of wrestlers that have left their mark on the fed and then simply disappeared completely. Well today we have tracked down Jimi Pop, who was with the fed during the begining of this year and stuck around for about four months.. Actually he was here until the fed shut down for those two weeks and I think no one ever told him it reopened "

Clive walks down the street and stops outside of a contruction site and the camera zooms in a particular man belting out comands to the other workers. He turns around and guess who it is? Yup, Jimi Pop. Clive and the cameras aproach him.

Clive " Jimi Pop is it? "

Jimi Pop " Yeah. Who the hell are.. Wait a minute.. I know you. You're Clive Anderson "

Clive " That I am "

Jimi " This mean the RMWF is running again? "

Clive " Ummm.. Well actually it's been up and running again for quite sometime. When it shut down.. Well.. It only stayed closed for about two weeks "

Jimi " You're shittin me "

Clive " Nope "

Jimi " Great. You know you could've told a guy that it was opening back up "

Clive " Well don't blame me. I don't make the decisions "

Jimi yells out more orders to the workers then continues talking to Clive.

Jimi " Oh well. I guess it's for the best anyway. All that time on the road was too straining anyway. Don't get me wrong.. It was a blast.. And I had always dreamed of being a wrestler.. Since I was a kid. Realistically though.. I dunno.. I mean I wouldn't trade my life now for the one I had with the RMWF. Now, I have a beautiful wife.. And a little girl on the way. I'm the forman here and make decent money. Enough to help pay off the house I bought with my wrestling earnings at least. "

Clive " So all's well in the life of Jimi Pop then? "

Jimi " Yeah. Better than it has ever been. It's kind of a good thing I didn't know that the RMWF had reopened so soon, or else I never would've stumbled into the life I have now. "

Clive " Well that's good to hear then "

Jimi nods. Clive turns to face the camera.

Clive " There you are folks. Jimi Pop doing quite well for himself in his post-RMWF days. Be sure to tune in next week when I'll be tracking down RMWF legend, Ravage! Back to you SiD and Guy "

The camera returns to SiD and Guy.

Guy " Well it's nice to see that Jimi Pop's doing so well these days "

SiD " Yeah. Makes me wanna quit the RMWF and get a blue collar job "

Main Event
Kid Money -vs- Neep
Hell in a Cell
Strobe lights fill the arena as Kid Rock's "Fuck Off" hits the PA and the crowd cheers woildly as Amittyville Champ, Kid Money walks out. He makes his way to the ring and climbs into it as his music is replaced by "Flower of Scotland". Neep walks out as explosions erupt along the ramp. Then the ramp is lit up as one of the explosions.. Well, explodes, blasting Neep away with it.

Guy " OH MY GOD! NEEP BLEW UP! SOMEONE GET A PARAMEDIC DOWN THERE! "

SiD " Neep's flaming "

A team of paramedics comes rushing out, spraying the ramp down with fire extinguishers.

SiD " What the hell happened out there? "

Guy " I don't know. I just hope that Neep's alright "

SiD " Sure you do "

The paramedics pull Neep's charred body out of the wreckage and put him on a stretcher. After securly strapping him down they hurry him away.

SiD " Is he dead? "

Guy " I don't know "

The cameras switch over to the paramedics rushing Neep down a back corridor of the arena.

Paramedic #1 " Is he still breathing? "

Paramedic #2 " Check. He struggling to.. But He's breathing. "

Paramedic #1 " Pulse? "

The reach the underground parking deck, where an ambulance is waiting.

Paramedic #2 " Faint, but there "

Paramedic #1 " Alright "

The put him in the back of the ambulance and climb inside with him. They slam the doors shut and the sirens blare on and the ambulance peels out. The camera goes back over to SiD and Guy who were watching all of that on the titan tron, along with the rest of the crowd.

Guy " At least he's still alive "

SiD " Yeah. But how the hell did that happen? I mean our pyrotechnicians should be more compitant than that "

Guy " I agree "

SiD " I smell foul play "

Guy shrugs his shoulders, " But who would want to do that to Neep? "

SiD " Come on now.. This is Neep we're talking about "

Guy " Oh yeah "

SiD " So I guess this means the match is over? "

Guy " Yeah "

SiD " And the show? "

Guy nods.

SiD " So I can go home now? "

Guy nods again.

SiD " Good "

SiD gets up and walks away.

Guy " Well that's it for tonight's show folks be sure to tune into our show Friday and next Wednsday's Havok for further news on the condition of Neep. Other than that, I've nothing else to say.. So I'll just say.. Good night "

RMWF

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