Saturday Night Special 10-14-01 - Brought to you by the Unknown Promoter - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/10_13_01_Saturday_Nite

Guy “ Welcome to Saturday night Special this is Guy Mandell with Sid “the king” Nasty.”

Sid “Yeah we got a nice short card so I won’t be here to long. Damn extra time.”

Guy “For someone who works twice a week you really are lazy.”

Sid “Whatever bitch boy. Where is Jonny X? Lets get this card on the road.”

Guy “He is around somewhere. Yes tonight Jonny X is here and he will be taking on the newcomer Purple Monkey.”

Sid “ HA HA HA. Purple monkey? What a name why do we attract the weird wrestlers here at the RMWF. But hey this should be entertaining.”

Guy “ Also Darkstalka will take on the U.S.A when he wrestles Rebel for the U.S title that will be out MAIN EVENT.”

Sid “ Come on Rebel kick his darkside loving ass. Do it for your country.”

Guy “ Also tonight we have the debut of Sgt Luke Holmes against our WORLD CHAMP Immortal in a non title match.“

Sid “ Please army boy is going to get his ass kicked. He ain’t recruiting anyone for the army from this fed.”

Guy” Yeah as we all know your too lazy to fight for your country.”

Sid “ Shut up and lets get this show started.”

Purple Monkey -vs- Jonny X
Guy “ Now that you all know the bill for tonight’s show LETSSSS GET READDY TO RUMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLE.

Sid “ Ha ha you are one dumb bastard. “

Guy “ Well here it is Purple Monkey on his debut and he is going to take on Jonny X. The two men are in the ring and are ready to lock up.

Sid “ Lets get it on. “

Guy “ Purple Monkey drops Jonny X with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. re1 checks Jonny X's boots and knee pads.” (the bell rings)

Sid” Attacking the opponent before the match starts. I like this wrestler.

Guy “ Yes well Purple Monkey kicks Jonny X in the groin. Purple Monkey with an Aztecan suplex on Jonny X sends him to the mat. Purple Monkey is back on his feet. Jonny X climbs to his feet. Jonny X trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Purple Monkey.”

Sid “ Idiot.”

Guy Mendel - Jonny X is doing quite well at this point in the match. Did you see that last move?

SID – Yeah, maybe he is actually a good prospect here.”

Guy ”Jonny X applies the clawhold on Purple Monkey. Purple Monkey short-arm clotheslines Jonny X to the mat. Jonny X moves back to his feet. Purple Monkey get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Jonny X. Jonny X applies an arm wrench to Purple Monkey.”

Sid “ Jonny X executes a arm wrench. That is gonna hurt in the morning for Monkey boy. Here Purple monket. I got something for you.2

Guy “ Put those banana’s away this is a serious match you idiot.”

Jonny X kicks Purple Monkey on the mat. Jonny X applies an arm wrench to Purple Monkey. Jonny X stomps Purple Monkey's head. Jonny X covers Purple Monkey. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Purple Monkey kicks out.

SID - Jonny X should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Guy “Purple Monkey does a handspring and hits Jonny X with a bodyblock, what a move! Purple Monkey goes for a pin. Referee re1 makes the count. ...1 ...2 Jonny X escapes. OHHHHHHH So close!!!”

[Now Jonny X standing.

SID - Purple Monkey is doing quite well at this point in the match. For an ape.”

Purple Monkey pokes Jonny X in the eye with his thumb. Jonny X delivers a short-arm clothesline to Purple Monkey.

SID “Purple Monkey takes a short-arm clothesline. This match aint to bad.”

Guy “Purple Monkey chops Jonny X.”

Sid “ OUCH!”

Guy “Jonny X kicks Purple Monkey in the back of the leg. Jonny X stomps Purple Monkey's head. Purple Monkey climbs to his feet. Jonny X trys for a pumphandle slam but Purple Monkey avoids it. Purple Monkey gives Jonny X the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.”

Sid “ These two are giving us a good match. Come on monkey boy.”

Jonny X moves back to his feet. Purple Monkey sends Jonny X to ringside. re1 starts the count (.1) (..2) Purple Monkey rakes his fingers across Jonny X's back. (...3) Purple Monkey executes a headlock takedown. Jonny X is back on his feet. (....4) Jonny X grabs Purple Monkey's head and hits him in the face. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Purple Monkey punches Jonny X in the gut. Purple Monkey picks up Jonny X and hits him with a Back Suplex. Purple Monkey gets up. Jonny X neck snaps Purple Monkey. Jonny X gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Purple Monkey. Purple Monkey chants start. Purple Monkey double underhook faceslams Jonny X hard to the Jonny X. Jonny X punches Purple Monkey repeatedly. Jonny X trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but is unable to lift Purple Monkey.Jonny X thrust kicks Purple Monkey in the head. Jonny X hits Purple Monkeywith a clothsline.”

Guy “ Jonny X has Purple monkey, and there is a powerbomb in the middle of the ring. Jonny X is going up top he is going to fly.

Sid “ Miss damn it miss. I want the ape to win.”

Guy “ FROGSPLASH. And he connects

Sid “No. 1..2..3 this ones over.”

Guy “ Yes that’s it. Jonny X with his second win of the week.”

Winner: Jonny X
Sid “That match was O.K. The Monkey was robbed.”

Guy “ Yes Jonny X did well.”

Luke Holmes -vs- "The Immortal" Chris Heid
Sid “Here comes Luke Holmes the Sgt himself.

Guy “ He is in the ring as Immortal with Roxanne comes down the ramp and into the ring. The two wrestlers are in the ring starring at each other.”

Sid “ Kick his ass IMMORTAL.”

Guy “ And there off.”

Sid “ What the hell are you talking about. This ain’t a race.”

Guy “ Shut up. Back t the match and IMMORTAL executes a pumphandle suplex on Luke holmes. IMMORTAL gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Luke holmes. He gets up and slaps Luke holmes in the face.”

Sid “ Yes, teach him that he ain’t recuiting nobody.”

Guy “ IMMORTAL knifehand chops Luke holmes. Luke holmes goes for a clothesline but IMMORTAL dodges the attack. IMMORTAL is locked in the elbow submission by Luke holmes. The referee is checking the situation.2

Sid “ Shit the ref is actually going to do some work!”

Guy “IMMORTAL is fighting the hold. ... IMMORTAL trys to escape. Luke holmes breaks the hold. Luke holmes short lariats IMMORTAL. IMMORTAL tackles Luke holmes. IMMORTAL measures Luke holmes up and drops a closed fist. Now IMMORTAL standing. Now Luke holmes standing. Luke holmes nails IMMORTAL with a belly-to-back suplex. Luke holmes gets back to his feet. Luke holmes hits IMMORTAL with the crotch slam.”

SID “If Luke holmes keeps using moves like that crotch slam he could win the match! Did you see that last move? Shit come on Immortal.”

Luke holmes runs in and leg drops IMMORTAL. Luke holmes chants start.

Guy Mendel - Luke holmes hits IMMORTAL with an elbowdrop. Now Luke holmes standing. Luke holmes rolls onto IMMORTAL connecting with a knee. Luke holmes covers IMMORTAL hooking the leg. re1 counts the pin. ...1 IMMORTAL kicks out. IMMORTAL is back on his feet. IMMORTAL picks up Luke holmes and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.

Sid “Come on Immortal.”

Guy” IMMORTAL rolls onto Luke holmes connecting with a knee. Immortal the kicks Luke holmes in the face. He rushes over and hits him with a belly to back suplex. Luke holmes stands up. IMMORTAL chops Luke holmes. IMMORTAL hits Luke holmes with a heart punch. Luke holmes gets hit with the shooting star press from IMMORTAL. Referee re1 makes the count. ...1 ...2 Luke holmes escapes. Now Luke holmes standing. Luke holmes is hit with a backward kick. Luke holmes gets hit with the shooting star press from IMMORTAL. Referee re1 makes the count. ...1 ...2 Luke holmes kicks out.2

SID “Damn it IMMORTAL. And this guy is our world champ. He is struggling against this newcomer.”

[IMMORTAL sends Luke holmes to ringside. ]

SID - Luke holmes is much safer at ringside. IMMORTAL can't get a pin there.

Guy”re1 starts the count. Luke holmes gets hit with a diving elbow smash from IMMORTAL. IMMORTAL chants start. IMMORTAL is back on his feet. IMMORTAL with a falling splash on Luke holmes. They head back into the ring.

Guy “The two competitors are now in the ring.2

Sid “ Look, ASHURA is rushing down here. Hello my little baby.”

Guy “ She is not your baby. DAMN IT!! She just hit Roxanne with a thunderous clothsline.”

Sid ”That is going to hurt in the morning.”

Guy “ These two meet at Halloween but Ashura wants some now. She is kicking Roxanne in the side.”

Sid “ That’s my girl. And look now she throws Roxanne into the steps.”

Guy “ IMMORTAL has just noticed and he is turning towards Ashura. He is by the ropes.”

Sid “ He better not touch her or I will kick his ass.”

Guy “ Well she doesn’t need you as she just delivered a chair shot to IMMORTAL.”

Sid “Yes and the ref hasn’t seen.”

Guy “Luke holmes sends IMMORTAL to the corner of the ring. Luke holmes hits IMMORTAL with the back of his elbow. Luke holmes executes a neck breaker and goes for the cover, re1 counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Guy ”The winner of this match, Luke holmes!!!

Winner: Luke Holmes
Sid “ What the hell. Luke Holmes wins this match damn it this is a sad day in RMWF history.”

Guy “Hold on Sid we got backstage footage.”

The tron shows MO MY LON attacking Angel back stage. Mo is hitting Angel with a bin. Angel falls to the ground but knocks MO down. Angel begins to kick him in the head. Angel picks up MO MY LON and is about to put him through a table when Neep STOPS HIM. Neep puts Angel through the Table. The two men are beating Angel and there is Darkstalka. HE IS JUST WATCHING. Neep walks away and MO turns towards Darkstalka. Who hits him with a DARKSIDER! Darkstalka gets up and walks away.

Sid “ Damn those foreigners.”

Guy “But it seems that Darkstalka is still pissed with MO MY LON.”

Sid “ Well Darkstalka is about to get his ass kicked by REBEL.

Guy " Yeah he is "

Main Event
Darkstalka -vs- Rebel
US Title
The lights cut off and Limp Bizkit's "Boiler" hits the PA system as smoke comes pouring out of the entryway. Not that you can see it because it's too dark. The lights alng he ramp start pulsing and Darkstalka slowly walks out and heads down to the ring.

SiD " Well I'll say one thing for Darkstalka.. He always has a differant entrance "

As Darkstlka climbs into the ring, the lights flash back on as the sound of a buzzsaw screech throughout the arena overthe PA. The visage of a brick wall comes on the titan-tron that is being spray painted with the name "Rebel". The fans start cheering then the image of the wall explodes and Rebel walks out.

SiD " ..Unlike Rebel "

As soon as Rebel enters the ring, Darkstala attacks him.

Guy " Stalka not waiting for the bell nails Rebel with a neck drop! "

The bell rings.

SiD " Maybe he wants to get the match over with fast so he can hit the Wendy's drive thru before it closes "

Guy glances at SiD, " Umm.. Yeah that make since ". Then he rolls his eyes.

SiD " What? You can't beat 99 cent chilli & chicken nuggets "

Guy " I take it your hungry? "

SiD " Famished "

Guy " Well then why don't you go to the consession's stand and grab a hot dog? "

SiD " They cost $4 here! "

Guy " So? it's not like you don't have a job.. I mean, you dn't do any work.. But you still have a job "

SiD " Yeah, it's great ain't it? "

Guy " Not for me "

SiD " That's my point. But anyway, yeah.. I think I will go grab a hot dog "

Guy " You do that "

SiD gets up from the table and waks off. Meanwhile in the ring, Rebel is climbing the turnbuckle and Darkstalka is down before him.

Guy " Rebel with a swanton bomb! He goes for the cover! 1.. 2.. But Darkstalka kicks out "

Guy gets quiet for a moment and looks around.

Guy " Rebel off the ropes nails Stalka with a clothesline just as the Dark One got back to his feet.. Sending him back down to get a figure four! ..Leg lock that is "

Rebel releases Stalka, gives him a few stomps then cross the ring, pulling out his cell phone.

Guy " Ummm.. Who'd be calling him in the middle of his match? Better yet.. Why would he answer it during the match? "

Darkstalka charges Rebel and nails him with a drop kick that sends the US Champ down. It also knocks Rebel's phone from his hand and outsde of the ring. Rebel replies by uppercutting Stalka then slides out of the rings and goes for his phone.

Guy " Damn, who the hell is on the phone?! "

SiD comes back and sits down.

SiD " I miss anything? "

Guy " Yeah, Rebel's on the phone "

SiD, with his mouth full, " During a match?! "

Guy " Yeah! "

SiD " Well, he's leaving now "

Rebel puts his cell phone in his pocket as he hurries up the ramp and through the entryway. Darkstalka stands center ring staring at him in confusion.

SiD " Who the hell was he talking to?! "

Guy " That's wat I wanna know "

SiD " He just forfeited his match.. And Title "

Guy " Yeah he did "

Winner and New US Champ: Darkstalka
Guy " I guess we'll just have to wait to find out who he was talking to "

SiD " Yeah, but how long? "

Guy shrugs his shoulders, " Friday Havok? "

SiD " There's going to be a Havok this Friday? "

Guy " Well, it's too late for there to be one on Wednsday "

SiD " True.. I just didn't think there was going to be one at all this week though "

Guy " You thought wrong "

Sid mockingly, " 'You thought wrong' "

Guy " Anyway though.. That's it for this show. Be sure to tune in on Friday for like I just said, Havok. And remember we're only a couple weeks away from Halloween Holocaust 2001 "

SiD " You think i'll be better than the first one? "

Guy " Who knows "

SiD " I don't think it will "

Guy " Well you never like any of the shows anyway "

SiD stuffs the last two bites of his second and last hot dog in his mouth and shrugs his sholders.

Guy " Anyway though that's all the time we have for this show folks.. With nothing else left to say, I'll just say.. Good Night "

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