Friday Night Slam 12-10-01 - Part Two - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives2/10_12_01_Friday_Part

SiD “ It almost looks like Ol’Darky and Moo Poo Doo had that move planned. Wonder if they are teaming up against Angel.”

Guy “ Doubt it Darkstalka is not the conspiracy kinda guy. Mo My Lon now whips Angel into the turnbuckle then turns around catching Darkstalka with a big right hand. He somersaults into the corner nailing Angel with an elbow smash. Mo My Lon in control of things now as he sends Angel crashing into Darkstalka.”

SiD “ Yeah, I’m telling you these Asians, the next evolution of man, that’s what they are. We must fear them at all cost.”

Guy “ Huh? My Lon looking to set up Angel for another move but instead gets a clothesline from Ol’Darky almost knocking his head off. Darkstalka now turns his attention to Angel who also has a surprise up his sleeve delivering a devastating left uppercut to Darkstalka stunning the evil one. This match continues back and forth making us all wonder who will come out on top. Angel with a piledriver gets the cover on Darkstalka but Mo My Lon is there to save his chances at winning The European belt by breaking the pin. Angel is pissed and he lets Mo know it by spitting at him earning him a slap in the face back by Lon. The two exchange blows as Darkstalka rolls in the corner to catch his breath. Angel with a kick to the midsection now takes down Mo with a running shoulder slam. He now proceeds to the outside of the ring looking for something to hit someone with.”

SiD “ It’s about time that someone remembered this is a no DQ match.”

Guy “ Angel returns to the ring with a chair just in time to give Mo My Lon a chair shot. Darkstalka tries to interrupt but Angel ducks his punch and nails him in the stomach with the edge of his weapon. The European Champ is on a rampage now administering another chair shot to Mo My Lon and getting the pin. He hooks the leg as the ref counts 1,2,3 and Angel retains his belt and now the next pin gets the IC title. Which Angel is gonna try to get by still pinning Mo My Lon, but Darkstalka has other ideas as he picks up the discarded chair clipping Angel thus ending the count. Man I never thought anyone would get a pin here tonight and now just on more and we could have a new IC belt.”

SiD “ Yeah hopefully soon I wanna go home.”

Guy “ Darkstalka is looking to end it quick here for you SiD as he piledrives Angel into the chair laying on the mat. Now he sends him out of the ring and turns his attention to Mo My Lon. Mo still recovering from the two chair shots earlier is just getting to his feet Darkstalka, cross body block and a cover but Mo My Lon hangs in with a kick out. “

SiD “ Angel is up and trying to open that coffin Darkstalka has at ringside but he can’t seem to do it. You must need to know the secret password or something.”

Guy “ What could he possibly want with that?”

SiD “ Guess he just wants to see what is inside and now he almost has it open…”

Guy “ In the ring Mo My Lon has turned the tables on Darkstalka and has him in a headlock but quickly turns it into a bulldog. Why is the crowd screaming?”

SiD “ Well it could be for two reasons. One, Angel got that coffin open and it is full of maggots. What kinda sick bastard brings a coffin too the ring full of maggots? Also standing behind him is that fruit Neep and he is about to nail him with a baseball bat.”

Guy “ Yes, Neep is out here and he just nailed Angel with the bat and pushes him into that casket. Oh man that is disgusting then he locks it and tosses his bat to Darkstalka who is pinned on the ropes by Mo My Lon. Darkstalka comes out swinging busting Mo’s head wide open. He goes for the cover and gets an easy three count for the win. Darkstalka is back folks and THE NEW INTERCONTIENTAL CHAMPION.”

SiD “ That was Neep’s big plan to attack Angel and dump him in a casket of maggots.”

Guy “ Oh man Angel just busted out of that casket and man is he pissed. He storms his way back stage probably looking for Neep. Meanwhile Darkstalka receives his belt and walks off as Mo My Lon gets looked at by The RMWF medical team.”
SiD “ You know Darkstalka just won the second most coveted belt in The RMWF you think he would at least celebrate but nooooooooo he just walks off like the ungrateful bastard he is. Man I hate that guy.”

Guy “ Coming up the main event but first a locker room report by Clive Anderson."

Winners:
European Champ, Angel
IC Champ, Darkstalka
" This is Clive Anderson backstage, can you guys hear me?"

SiD " Yeah, you fag whats going on..."

Clive" Huh, SiD, you there?"

SiD " Yes, you booty humping freak, WHATS GOING ON?"

Clive" Well I don't know if you can hear me but I am backstage in the locker room area. Angel has caught up with commish Neep and there is a horrible, brutal brawl going on. Fraser Newlands is out here trying to help Neep but I don't think anyone is gonna put a stop to Angel's rampage. He is tearing Neep apart as The RMWF security team tries to stop him also, I will keep you updated..."

SiD " Don't bother we don't really care."

Guy " And now on to the main event."

6 Man Tag Starring:
The Immortal Chris Heid, Albino Tiger, Nightmare
-vs-
Ty My Sho, Grim Reaper, Bone Crusher
( World Heavyweight Belt )
SiD " How did poor Ty My Sho get stuck with these crop of losers?"

Guy " Who said Bone Crusher and Grim Reaper is a crop of losers they are very good opponents. The crowd goes wild as Chris Heid's team comes out... He holds up his Heavyweight belt and passes it to Jenna the ring girl. Next, comes out Ty My Sho's team but where is he, its just Bone Crusher and Grim Reaper?"

SiD " He's sitting right next to you."

Guy " Huh, aaaaah , oh what the hell are you doing here?"

Ty My Sho" I want fight Albino Tiger but stupid American WIL Double book Chris Heid and all these other American fools in match, so Ty My Sho no fight. I do announcing with you Guy Mandel."

Guy " But Grim Reaper and Bone Crusher are depending on you."

Ty " They are stupid American's, I no wrestle with stupid Americans."

Guy " Whatever they are gonna be pissed at you."

SiD " Yeah its your funeral fuck head."

Ty " What you call Ty My Sho?"

SiD " Fuck head, now shut up we got a match to call."

Guy " The bell sounds and it looks like Bone Crusher and Grim Reaper are going on with out Ty. I guess the chance to win that Heavyweight Belt is to grand to pass up. Bone Crusher starts the match off against Nightmare and both men tie up. Bone Crusher comes out on top with an arm bar taking Nightmare down to the mat by wrenching his arm. Nigthmare screams in pain as Crusher twists his arm but he is too close to his corner and reaches out tagging in Albino Tiger. Tiger comes off the second rope with a drop kick knocking Bone Crusher flat on his ass."

SiD " Big mistake by Crusher letting Nightmare get the tag like that."

Ty " You see thats why I no fight, stupid, stupid Americans."

SiD " Can someone get rid of this guy, god you are annoying."

Ty " Shut up before I shove boot up your ass."

SiD " I'll shove something up your ass boy..."

Guy " Guys , guys please stop it I have a job to do here and I don't need you two morons fighting. Now back to the match. Albino Tiger goes to work first with a shoulder breaker then a suplex. He is waisting no tiem going right to the power moves trying to get this match over with and proving to The RMWF he is a serious wrestler and not to be taken lightly. Bone Crusher gets off an eye rake but it does him no good as Albino Tiger tags in the champ, Chris Heid. Man, you hear that crowd they love this guy and can't wait to see what he is gonna do tonight. The Immortal catches Crusher before he can tag out and power slams him to the mat. Chris is taking no prisoners as he picks up Crusher for another power slam."

SiD " Bone Crusher does not have a prayer in the world he is gonna need to tag in Grim Reaper."

Guy " He is trying, SiD, but The Immortal won't let him. He is tossing Crusher around the ring like a rag doll. Chris Heid with a crippler cross face and this match might be over before it even started."

BOOM!!!
( SiD and Guy's mics go in and out of static as the camera swings over to a shot of the announcers table. We see Madman who has just snuck out of the crowd with a baseball bat beating down Ty My Sho. Security comes over trying to stop him but he tears through them towards the ring...)

SiD " WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

Guy " Madman has just beat down Ty My Sho with a bat and now he is taking on the whole RMWF security team. "

SiD " Why do the friggen main events always get interrupted? Plus the chinese are not doing to well with baseball bats tonight but man am I glad he shut that moron up."

Guy " Meanwhile in the ring Nightmare is beating down Bone Crusher who had a chance to tag out but Grim Reaper ignored him. Man everybody is getting screwed tonight. First, Ty My Sho decides not to wrestler, Madman attacks him with a bat and Grim Reaper just screwed over Bone Crusher. Outside of the ring The Immortal Chris Heid just presented Albino Tiger with a $hooterS t-shirt. He has no time to accept or deny the invitation as Madman comes tearing over with that bat nailing him in the back of the head."

SiD " Aaaah this is just chaos again. You know WIL needs to make sure these main events go on smoother from now on, they are always just a mess on all his cards."

Guy " In the ring Bone Crusher is being brutalized by Nightmare. The poor man never had a chance, basically taking on everybody himself. Outside the ring Chris Heid has gotten the belt away from Madman and they engage in combat."

SiD " Combat?"

Guy " Nightmare gets a pin and I did not even relize that offically the match is still going on. 1 , 2 , 3 and not surprisingly the team of Chirs Heid, Albino Tiger and Nightmare wins. Lets access the situation here. Ty My Sho is out cold, Grim Reaper has never even broken a swet, Albino Tiger has a chance to join The $hooter$ but was knocked out by Madman. Nightmare has won the match by beating a wore down Bone Crusher and the masked man is Kid Money. Ahhhhh if anyone is paying attention to this card, you forgot about the masked man who was the special ref tonight. Well we did not mention him to see if you were paying attention."

SiD " And with that I have this special announcement to read from Sir WIL Double of Brunswick. We are happy Kid Money is back, with his return we here at The RMWF feel like a big hole has been filled. There are a certian few wrestlers who make The RMWF what it is and without them it does just not feel the same. Those wrestlers are, Kid Money, Neep, Darkstalka, Madman, Angel, Tone Capone and Scarface, Goldust, Pig Vomit, and The Immortal Chris Heid. You people are The RMWF but don't let us downplay the rest of the people here you are all as important to us as the rest. I just want to thank you for all the times you have stood by us. I know dedicating your time to a wrestling fed is hard but even in your absence you are always here in spirt and it goes on but I know WIL wrote this when he was drunk and I don't feel like reading the rest."

Guy " And on that note we end another addition of Friday Night Slam. Tonight we witnessed a lot. The brutal return of The Crippler, the debut of Johnny X and Neep finally taking a stand. During the main event we saw alliances formed, alliances broken. What will come out of this? Will Bone Crusher seek revenge? What was Madman's and Grim Reaper's motives. Hopefully this will all be answers in the future but until then this is Guy Mandel with SiD ' The King ' Nasty and the rest of The RMWF Crew saying good night, GOOD NIGHT!!!"

Winners: Albino Tiger, Nightmare, The Immortal Chris Heid

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