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Guy Mandel " October, a time for ghosts and goblins. The leaves turn colors and fall from the trees and we are reminded that man is mortal and that the times do change. The RMWF is no stranger to change, as we round the corner of our second year Spidey prepares his second Halloween Halocost and we can only think back to events like The World Trade Center bombing, The Ravens winning the Superbowl and...."

SiD " Oh god would you shut your trap and just do the same boring intro you always do!"

Guy " Ladies and Gentelmen, this is Guy Mandel and SiD ' The King ' Nasty with the rest of The RMWF Crew bringing you another addition of The Slam. Tonight we are here in Salt Lake City, Utah on a very cold October night ready to give YOU the fans an action packed show. Starring Darkstalka, The Imnortal Chris Heid and PLUS the revieling of the mystery masked man."

SiD " Kid ( coff ) Money ( coff )."

Guy " So lets waste no time and begin the show..."

( The Friday Night theme song begins and the logo flashes on the screen. After the regular opening bullshit we switch to WIL Double's office where a shadowy man stands in front of his desk...)

WIL " Let me get this straight. You left the fed a couple of months ago, come back, piss a bunch of people off, and now you want me to make you a special ref in the main event?"

( The mystery man nods his head..)

WIL " But you see I am not even sure anyone will care if your back. You know our fans have short attention spans and forget easily. Just revieling yourself on the card after the match probably wont really matter. You gotta come back with some flare, pizzazz, do something to get your names back in lights."

( WIL Double slumps down in his chair, then shuffles his feet. He lets out a long sigh and continues...)

WIL" Well it is up to you. You want to ref the match, no problem. To be perfectly honost I don't have any ideas on how to make your come back special. So do whatever you feel you gotta do..."

( The man nods again the leaves and we cut back to ring side...)

Xtreme Z -vs- Dark Knight
Guy " This it our first match on this exciting card, just a few short weeks before Haloween Holocost."

SiD " If I die in the combat zone. Box me up and send me home!!!"

Guy " Vietnam flash back SiD?"

SiD " Huh?"

( Ding, Ding )

Guy " Thats tee zound of the bell and that match has begun."

SiD " And Whoooop, Whoooop is the sound of the police."

Guy " Yes, why it is, why it is. Xtreme Z charges The Dark Knight who side steps him taking him down with a foot sweep. He rcovers quickly and delivers a clothesline almost decapitating The Dark Night."

SiD " I think his name is Dark Knight, not The Dark Knight. This is not Batman we are talking about, not even close."

Guy " Yeah, if Batman were here he would definatly be World Champ. So all please excuse me. Dark Night is down on the mat and Xtreme Z comes down with a big boot only to miss as his target rolls out of the way. Dark Knight has Xtreme Z stunned and moves in for a ddt. He rolls him over and gets the cover 1, 2, KICK OUT, by Xtreme. Dark Knight keeps up the attack with a side suplex then a boot to the face."

SiD " You know these wrestlers need to use better judgement when picking there names. Dark Knight sounds good if your on the Division X roster but it just does not roll off your tongue well. The Immortal Chris Heid, SiD ' The King ' Nasty those are perfect names. So many options, so easy to announce."

Guy " Well I happen to think Dark Knight is a fine name."

SiD " You would, look at what your parents named you."

Guy " Dark Knight has Z up for a choke slam and what a display of power he has shown here tonight. I like these rookie matches, we get to see the possible future of The RMWF."

SiD " Or two complete waistes of our time. Which is usually the case."

Guy " I give up. Dark Knight has Xtreme Z in a hammer lock but not for long as Z pulls off a nice reverse and slaps on a full nelson."

SiD " How do you reverse a hammer lock into a full nelson?"

Guy " Don't know Xtreme Z just did it and now he turns it into a full nelson slam. Xtreme Z is pumped up and showing it, standing on the second rope flexing for the crowd. Meanwhile Dark Knight is getting to his feet, MOONSAULT by Xtreme Z. Man, no one saw that coming."

SiD " You know just to help you out a bit why don't you shorten Dark Night's name to DK?"

Guy " Because, uuuuum ok."

SiD " No, wait, I got a better on BK."

Guy " Ok BK, like Burger King. Who would not like to be named after the home of The Whopper?"

SiD " A crazy man, Guy, a crazy man."

Guy " Xtreme Z has BK by the hair, karate chop to the throat setting him up for a power bomb. BK not looking to well off now as Xtreme Z is wearing him down with these power moves. BK shows some life with a shot to Xreme Z's midsection but his come back is short lived as Z suplexes him into the corner. Climbing the ropes now Xtreme Z drops down for an elbow smash but..."

SiD " BK moved, who could not see that one coming? They always move."

Guy " Not always, SiD. Just most of the time. BK whips Xtreme Z into the ropes, double clothesline and both men go down. Oh man and it looks like neither man is gonna get up."

SiD " Yeah this is another one of those exciting wrestling scenerios. Who's gonna get up first? Who wants it more? All it takes is one man to pin the other and we will have a winner. The suspense is killing me. "

Guy " Xtreme Z starts to move, no wait he stopped. Now DK rolls over and the ref starts the double count. DK is crawling but very slow and Xtreme Z starts to stir again. The ref keeps counting, eihter one of these men must get to there feet to stop the count ot they must cover the other for a pin to start a new count. Ane that is just what DK is about to do. He dives at Xtreme Z catching him with an elbow in the face, hooks the leg. The ref slides into place and 1, 2, 3, Dark Knight wins!!!"

Winner: Dark Knight

COMING SOON!!!
From the man who cracked Al Capone's safe and got his nose broken by skinheads Geraldo Revera brings you " Behind Closed Doors " a look at The RMWF behind the scenes ... Coming in November!

" Behind Closed Doors " is brought to you by WIL Double Productions...

Johnny X -vs- Grant " Neep " Turner ( Non-Title )
Guy " Newcomer Johnny X taking on commish and cable TV champ Grant " Neep " Turner."

SiD " And now not just the flower of Scotland but the flower of the WORLD!!!"

Guy " Would you leave the man alone already. God, its been over a year and you still are not bored of making fun of him?"

SiD " No, never."

Guy " The bell sounds as Neep enters the ring. Johnny X launches an attack stunning the champ and bringing him down to one knee."

SiD " Oh please! Do not refer to him as ' The Champ ' unless your refering to the champ of butt pirates all over th world."

Guy " For the last time SiD, NEEP IS NOT GAY!! By the way he is the champ in this match, even though it is non-title. Neep fighting his way out of the corner now sends Johnny X stumbling back with a bombardment of blows. Now the master of the submission slaps on an arm bar making Mr. X writhe in pain. Neep twists the arm of Johnny X then yanks it slamming him down to the mat. He falls back on his back stretching out the arm for an arm stretch. Johnny X is reaching for the ropes, reaching he is about an inch away but Neep yanks him back killing all hope of a rope break. Ref #4 checks on Johnny but he is not ready to give up just yet."

SiD " Yeah giving up to Neep could be bad for your career."

Guy " Neep continues on with the arm stretch and Johnny is still trying to find a way out. He kicks his feet then rolls up on his shoulders, nice reverse by Johnny. Wow that was impressive."

SiD " Yeah how the hell did he pull that off? "

Guy " Don't know he just did and now he is setting Neep up for a over the shoulder suplex."

SiD " Or what we in the wrestling world call a reverse suplex."

Guy " Shoulder breaker no as Johnny X is turning this match up a notch. Neep is out cold flat on his face as Mr. X comes off the ropes for an elbow drop. Neep now crawiling across the ring after the elbow drop. He is stunned and Johnny X stands over him taunting."

SiD " This Johnny X is a pompous little bastard ain't he?"

Guy " X give Neep a shot to the ribs followed by another but The Champ is not gonna take anymore. Neep delivers a shot to the family jewels sending Johnny sprawling on the mat. Both men down now but Grant Turner starts to rise slowley."

SiD " We never call the man Grant Turner, why ya starting now."

Guy " Just mixing things up a bit. Neep to his feet slams his foot into Johnny X's face. I never have seen him so pissed before."

SiD " Thats what taunting a man gets you these days."

Guy " Neep continues to pound on Johnny X then picks him up for a shoulder breaker and pin. X gets an arm up at the two count but Neep contiues his onslaught with a back roll press. Neep with a piledriver and The Comish is in well control of this match."

SiD " Yeah, the flower is looking pretty good tonight."

Guy " Wow that was almost a compliment, SiD, very surprising! Neep whips Johnny X into the ropes and he ducks a clothesline, bouncing off the other side of the ring he comes flying back catching Neep with a flying head scissors. He flips the champ over slamming him down to the mat then begins to choke the life out of him with his legs. Neep flails around but can't escape the scissors hold until he gets his foot on the ropes causing Johnny to have to break the hold. Johnny, now with a fist full of hair pulls of a swinging neck breaker and Neep is down once again but a failed hammer drop swings the match back the other way. Neep waisting no time slams Johnny X down with a ddt then starts to climb the ropes..."

SiD " Uuuum here comes that guy Hunter to the ring with a 2x4!"

Guy " Uh Oh, Neep better watch it he probably wants revenge for his loss over a week ago. The champ does not see him and poses on top of the ropes, he gets set and launches for a Flying Scotsman right before Hunter gets to ring side. Neep hooks the leg of Johnny X and the ref starts the count 1,2 and Johnny X gets an arm up but Hunter just swung that 2x4 under the ropes clipping Johnny in the head."

SiD " Is he out here to get Neep or help him?"

Guy " Well he just helped him as Neep recovers Johnny and gets a three count winning the match. He stands up confused as Hunter grabs a mic..."

Hunter " NEEP, YOU ARE NOW THE PREY!"

Guy " Neep and the rest of us are bewildered as Hunter leaves ring side. If he was coming after Neep why did he strike Johnny X in the head with that 2x4?"

SiD " Maybe he just missed."

Guy " We will have to wait and see I guess..."

Winner: Neep
The Crippler -vs- Road Killa
SiD " Here is another one with an annoying name. Road Killa, not killer but KILLA! How can we shorten this one?"

Guy " RK? "

SiD " Too obvious give me a minute and I will come up with it."

Guy " While SiD thinks the match is about ready to start. This is The Cripplers first match since returning to The RMWF a few weeks back. He had held The European Belt at one time but then dissapeared thus vacating it."

SiD " Why he dissapear?"

Guy " Don't know, you come up with a short name for Road Killa yet?"

SiD " I was trying to think of something cool like Top Dollar Kid. That whole T-$-K thing is cool but Road Killa, I mean what can a man do with that?"

Guy " Don't know we could just call him Killa, for short."

SiD " I was thinking of something like, uuuuum how about Spanky?"

Guy " Ok, he can be Road Killa, Killa, Killer or Spanky. The options are limitless."

SiD " Did you know he quit?"

Guy " Who? "

SiD " Spanky."

Guy " No, how do you know?"

SiD " Oh just a little inside info."

Guy " Then why is this match happening."

SiD " I guess WIL forced him to honor his contract for this one match. So this should be an easy win for Crippler."

Guy " Yes, what a gift. Look Jenna Jameson, The RMWF Ring Girl is passing out a laundry basket to the crowd."

SiD " Why? "

Guy " I have no idea but the match has started and Spanky starts off with a cheap shot to Crippler. The Crippler was stunned but not for long as he charges with a clothesline, then dives on Killa beating him in the face. All that pent up frustration of waiting for a match so long is coming out, as The Crippler continues to beat Road Killa in the face. Referee, Mr. Magoo just stands back and watches as blood splatters the mat and Killer wishes he had quit sooner."

SiD " Here comes Jenna with that laundry basket. The fans have filled it up with junk for Crippler to beat Spanky with."

Guy " Oh yeah this has foul play written all over it."

SiD " Yeah, Sir WIL Double of Brunswick really set up Road Killa on this one."

Guy " The Crippler digs into the basket pulling out a can of dog mace first. He releases it into Killa's bloody face making him scream in pain. The next item is a 2x4, who the hell brings a 2x4 to a wrestling match?"

SiD " Only our fans, Guy, only our fans."

Guy " Crippler busts the 2x4 over the back of a crawling Road Killa who is despertly tyring to get away. Now Crippler picks up the laundry basket and dumps the contents on the mat. He digs through them finding a pair of handcuffs, bra and a bottle of asprin. He tosses the bottle of asprin back into the pile of crap on the ring and grabs Killa cuffing him."

SiD " Whats he gonna do with that bra."

Guy " He is making Road Killa wear it and now he is digging in that pile again. This is horrible Road Killa is cuffed, bleeding and wearing a bra in the middle of the ring as the crowd is calling for Crippler to kill him."

SiD " Welcome to The RMWF!"

Guy " The Crippler finds a tube of lipstick now and is applying to Killa's face. He then slams his head into the mat and picks him up to show the crowd before tossing Killa's limp body to them. The savages we call fans attack Killa and I don't think he is gonna survive this one folks. What a digusting display!"

SiD " That one guy is knawing on his leg! Oh god this place never ceases to amaze me."

Guy " The Crippler walks off as security tries to save Road Killa. That poor, poor man had no idea what he got himself into. Lets go to The Commishes office while The RMWF Crew tries to clean up this mess..."

Winner: The Crippler
( Neep's Office: Fraser Newlands sits in front of Neep's desk sipping on some tea as the commish paces back and forth. He stops in front of his desk slamming his fist down on it, leaning in closer to Fraser he begins to speak...)

Neep " I AM SICK OF EVERYBODY IGNORING ME, MAKING FUN OF ME AND THINKING I AM A JOKE. IT IS TIME THE RMWF SEES A NEW SIDE OF GRANT TURNER, THE NEW AND IMPROVED NEEP!!! I already showed them what I can do in the ring tonight but now I am gonna show them what I can do outside the ring, behind the scenes. Sir WIL Double of Brunswick made me commish for a reason, he believes in me. The only wrestler to recieve The RMWF's life time achievment award is gonna prove his worth. Yes, Fraser you and me have been mates for awhile and it is time for a change. Goldust has tried to fire me, ban me and so on BUT HE CAN NOT GET RID OF NEEP! I just keep coming back, and they can't keep me down. The rest of The RMWF might have forgotten about the foreigners versus America but I have not. Tonight the fed will see that we are here to stay and we are a force to be reckoned with. WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED, YOU HERE ME? WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!"

( The camera pans out as Neep picks up his Cable TV Belt and kisses it...)

SiD " Oh, HAHAHAHA, Neep at it again. I wonder what he is trying to cook up. I mean what chance does he think he have in a fed run by the three biggest scumbags, Spidey, WIL Double and Goldust. If one of those three are taking a shit they are probably up to something. I can't wait to see what half cocked plan he is gonna try to pull of tonight and watch it backfire in his face."

Guy " Would you give the man a break. He tries to be a good commish but the wrestlers and staff ignore him. He is always the butt end of everybodys jokes, Goldust tortures him by banning foreigners and trying to fire him, it's about time he took a stand. I don't know what he is gonna try to do but I bet you its gonna get messy. Neep has finally had enough and I just hope he remembers I always have said nice things about him in the past. You know why? Because I don't want to be on the recieving end of his wrath..."

Angel -vs- Mo My Lon -vs- Darkstalka ( No DQ, 2 Falls, IC and Euro Belts )
Guy " This is how the match is gonna work. Whoever gets the first pin wins The European Belt. If Angel gets the first pin then he successfully defends it and gets to keep it. The next fall will count for The Intercontinental Belt and the same rules apply. So lets get ready as the wrestelrs make there way to the ring. Here comes Darkstalka and he is pushing that casket down to the ring.."

SiD “ Oh god, this has to be the worst match ever. The cry baby,with his stupid casket, Angel and this Chinese loser Who Flung Poo!”

Guy “ His name is Mo My Lon and for the last time he is NOT Chinese. Now stop your damn bitching and let me call the match it has already started. Angel and Darkstalka start the match attacking each other as Mo My Lon stands back and watches. This is two, long time, RMWF veterans going at it here folks. A lot of history in the ring right now as Darkstalka gets off a Savate kick taking down Angel. Mo Lon decides its time to make his move and he attacks Darkstalka from behind with a double ax handle but with not much success. Darkstalka spins around catching Mo My Lon by the throat and sends him flying across the ring with a choke slam. Darkstalka is out here tonight trying to prove he is not washed up and boy I would not want to be in his way right now. Angel with a diving tackle, now, takes down Darkstalka and they engage in a knock out brawl. Fist are a flying as Mo My Lon makes his way to his feet and watches the action from a safe distance.”

SiD “ That Moo Pie Low is pretty smart he is letting Angel and Darkstalka wear each other out by not getting involved.”

Guy “ Yeah but that is not gonna work for long as Angel foot sweeps him and slams Darkstalka on top of him. He goes for a double cover but Darkstalka rolls out of the way setting Angel up for a big boot by Mo!”

Part Two

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