Wrestle Day 2000 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/Wrestle_Day

Wrestle Day 2000 our biggest PPV ever !!!! Come one come all and enjoy the insanity , for this is The Real Man Wrestling Fed and nothing is ever the norm here !!!!!
With Guest Stars : Scott Bayo

" This is Guy Mandel with SiD " the King " Nasty , Riley Finn and Clive Anderson at the sold out Conntitinental Airline's Arena in East Rutherford NJ for Wrestle Day 2000!!!!! Tonight all belts are on the line including the new Loser Belt being fought for by CSD and Arn Anderson. Starting off the show is Pig Vomit's Night of Horror as he will off three men who did not honor there contracts."

SiD " This fed sick , I'm leaving for this. Pig Vomit killing people on T.V. what will thet think of next ?????"

Guy " Also since The European tournament was never finished we will be deciding the winner in a six man match. All the remaining participants in one ricg battling it out for the right to be our first European Champ... Lets go down to ring side as Pig Vomit is set to get ready !!!"

SiD " Oh god I'm out of here ....."

Pig Vomit's Night of Horror
Pig Vomit is in the ring ready for our prisoners to be lead down to him. In the ring is a variety of weapons an electric chair , and some other torture devices. Our first Prisoner is led out by CSD , it's The Quizmaster one time title holder in The RMWF. He is chanied and shackled and he is being dragged by CSD. CSD finally gets Quizmaster to the ring and he kicks and screams as Pig Vomit pulls him into the ring....

Guy " Quizmaster doesn't want to die thats for sure. Pig Vomit has him chained to a table and he's lighting up a blow torch , oh man is that gonna be hot."

Riley " Sure is he's burning Quizmaster in the arm with it , his flesh is bubbling and it really stinks..."

Guy " Quizmaster is screaming in pain , he should of called The Prez and told him he was leaving or this would of never happened. This is a lesson to all wrestlers just don't dissapear , or this will be your fate. Pig Vomit is now picking up a sharp knife and he stabbed it in The Quizmaster's eye , this is torture 101."

Riley " I'm gonna be sick ....."

Guy " No in the garbage can , not on the floor !!!!!!!"

Riley " BLAHHHHHHHH "

Guy " OH will someone come clean this up ???? Pig Vomit just took a pair of pliers and cut off Quizmasters pinky , now he's cutting off his thumb. Quizmaster passed out from the pain , and the Dr. is checking if he is still alive. He gives the thumbs up and Quizmaster is still alive. Pig Vomit is using smellin salt to revive Quizmaster and he comes too a little bit. Pig Vomit punches him , then he takes the knife out of his eye and stabs him in the leg. Oh come on kill the man already."

Riley " What is he doing now I can't look ?????"

Guy " He's strapping him in the electric chair , here we go , Pig Vomit hits the switch..."

Riley " Look at him twitch , oh god the smell !!!!! BLAHHHHHHHH "

Guy " Would you stop puking , GOD THAT STINKS WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER , s--- ?????? Quizmaters eyes are bleeding and I think one just popped out. Pig Vomit turns off the switch and The Dr. pronounces him dead. Pig Vomit throws Quizmaster's body into the crowd and a bunch of 15 year old girls are ripping it apart for a souvenir.

Riley " SiD is right this fed is sick ."

Guy " Shut up your not allowed to have an opinion. Our next victim is Gulletine Man and I can only guess his fate. He is being chained to the tale and stripped naked. Pig Vomit just gave him a genital piercing and hung a ten pound weight from it. That will give him a few extra inche's HAHAHAHA."

Riley " Your just as sick as every one else ."

Guy " I told you to shut up !!!!!! Pig Vomit spits on Gulletine Man and then kicks him in the face. He has the hot pokers and is slowley poking Gulletine with them , again the smell of burnt flesh fills the arena. Guletine Man is now putting up a struggle and Pig Vomit just laughs taking a swill of Jim Beam then pouring it on his wounds. Pig Vomit smashes the bottle over Gulletine Man's head and Gulletine Man is screaming he is in a lot of pain. Pig Vomit is now breaking Gulletine Man's fingers with a mallet , crushing each one , one by one ... Gulletine Man is on the brink of passing out , Pig Vomit broke all his fingers on his right hand. Now he is shoving tooth picks up his finger nails on the other hand. Gulletine Man has blood all over him and the fans are going wild."

Riley " They sure are blood thirsty ."

Guy " Here comes a chain saw , Pig Vomit is slowley cutting into Gulletine Man's foot. Wait he ditched the chain saw for a blunt knife. He is now hacking his foot off."

Riley " Would he just get it over with , we got one more after this guy."

Guy " Your getting your wish , he's putting Gulletine Man in a Gulletine and BOOM his head just came off... We are waiting for out next prisoner , but Clive Anderson just came out ????"

Clive " I just got word from The Prez that Violater has broken free from CSD and has escaped , he is hiding some where in the building and The Prez's men are looking for him."

Guy " Pig Vomit just grabbed his chain saw and took off for the locker room , he's gonna personally look for Violater. We will keep you posted , but after this little break we are gonna have our first title defense."

( break )

Snakebite -vs - Mad Dog for Hardcore belt

" Ladies and gentelmen of The RMWF here is your first match of the night , a one fall , no rules , Hardcore match. And the opponent at 6'1" 250lbs from Neeeeeeeeeew Brunswick NJ Mad Doooooooooooooog !!!!!!!!"

( Mad Dog storms out to the ring , ignoring the fans , and ready to fight.......)

" And now your champion from parts unknown , at 6'8" 285lbs Your Hardcoooooooooooooooooore Champ Snakebite !!!!!!"

( The crowd goes wild as Snakebite walks out to the ring )

Guy " Of course Mad Dog attacks Snakebite before the bell , hitting him with that dog chain of his. Snakebite was ready and nails Mad Dog with a guitar shot."

SiD " That must not be his special guitar or he would of not broke over Mad Dog's head."

Guy " Glad your back SiD ... You missed a great opening show!!!!

SiD " I'm sure I did ."

Guy " Mad Dog and Snakebite going blow for blow , niether man will go down. Snakebite lands a big clothesline and sends MD down to the mat ... Snakbite picks up Mad Dog and tosses him out of the ring."

SiD " Oh man here we go ......."

Guy " Snakbite comes out of the ring and is met with a chair by Mad Dog. Snakebite shakes it off and slams Mad Dog through a table. "

SiD " How do you shake off a chair to the head ??????"

Guy " Mad Dog is up and it looks as if he's bleeding. He has his back to Snakbite , he seems a little stunned. Snakebite with a double ax handle , but Mad Dog still on his feet."

SiD " God these guys are some serious wrestlers , niether will go down ...."

Guy " Snakebite with a back suplex on Mad Dog onto the concrete floor , he went down this time. Snakebite picks up Mad Dog and sends him into the steal divider."

SiD " Mad Dog's arm is bleeding he must of got cut on that table !!!!!"

Guy " Snakebite pins Mad Dog outside the ring , the ref counts 'cause falls count any where. Mad Dog gets out at two and grabs Snakebite by the hair he is dragging him down the entrance ramp."

SiD " Oh man we are going back stage ....."

Guy " Mad Dog has Snakbite in the back stage area and he trows him through a set of speakers. Mad Dog picks up a garbage can but Snakebite catches him with a blow to the mid-section. MD drops the can and Snakebite picks it up and slams it over MD's head. "

SiD " There's some kind of truck parked back there , I smell trouble ....."

Guy " It's like you read Snakebite's mind he just slammed Mad Dog through the truck's wind shield."

Riley " Why , is there a truck parked back stage ??????"

SiD " To bring supplies in stupid ....."

Guy " Mad Dog is crawling out of the truck door and Snakebite meets him with a couple of big right hands. Snakebite slams Mad Dog down off the truck.........."

SiD " I guess he wanted to help MD down , I hate both of these wrestlers , I hope no on wins."

Guy " You hate every wrestler , who cares....... Mad Dog blocks a blow by Snakebite and slams his face into the truck."

SiD " Would they stop with the truck already ?????"

Guy " Mad Dog is getting in the truck , he is starting it up ????? Snakebite grabs him and is pulling him out. Mad Dog fights him off and slams him in front of the truck. MD slams that garbage can on Snakbite and gets back into the truck."

Riley " Why , would they leave the keys in the truck."

SiD " Because they didn't figure on any body stealing it from back stage."

Guy " MAD DOG IS GOING TO RUN OVER SNAKEBITE !!!!!! HE REALLY IS MAD !!!!! Snakebite moves out of the way and Mad Dog slams into a wall , which sends him through the front window."

SiD " This is a lesson kids buckle up ."

Guy " Mad Dog is out and Snakbite gets the pin , 1...2...3...!!!!!!!!!!! It's all over Mad Dog knocked himself out , and Snakebite is still champ !!!!!!

Winner and still Hardcore Champ : Snakebite
( Back Stage )

" This is Clive Andesron and Pig Vomit just found Violater. He tried to cut off his arm with the chain saw but Violater got away. We are trying to catch up with them now. There they are , oh man Pig Vomit has got Violater cornered but he blocked the chain saw with a two by four. Pig Vomit is cutting through it and Violater gives him a low blow. Pig Vomit drops the chain saw and Violater picks it up , he just cut Pig Vomit's arm with it and Pig Vomit is just laughing. Violater drops it and takes off. We will keep you updated as soon as more happens back to you guys up stairs."

( The scene cuts to Backlash and Shark in the CEO office. )

Shark " You gotta fight Bandit tonight , he has been missing for a while . He has not been seen in The GFW or The NFWA either , so I say you might got this match in the bag."

( Backlash nods his head )

Shark " Listen , I'm gonna do great things for this fed , and we need to take out people like Bandit if it's gonna go any where. So if he shows up tonight , we gotta make sure it's the last time he show's up. Understand , we can't let people like him bring down this fed. So you understand me , this will be Bandit's last match in The RMWF !!!!!!!!!!"

SiD " What is this guy Shark up to , I like it , he's weeding out the people who ruin this fed."

Guy " Don't forget he was also working with The Vice Prez Goldust !!"

SiD " Yeah , but he has too Goldust is above him , I don't think he will be working for him long."

Guy " Well , I don't like it Bandit does not ruin this fed and if The Prez gets word of this he's gonna be pissed."

SiD " The Prez is probably in jail again ......"

Guy " Oh cut it out , any way it's time to finally decide The European Champ in a six man dance."

Bandit -vs- Goldust -vs- Backlash -vs- Pulverizer -vs- Neptune -vs- Mr. Showtime for European belt

SiD " This is gonna be an unfair match three out of the six wrestlers are all in the same stable."

Guy " Neptune is already in the ring and Chaos Inc's music begins to play all thre men walk out .."

SiD " How did Neptune make it this far in the tournament , and why is he still in the fed ??????"

Guy " Here come's Goldust out to the ring and now Bandi'ts music plays ..."

SiD " Well , where the hell is he ??????"

Guy " I don't know hes not coming out ???"

Riley " The Prez has said he's been MIA .."

Guy " Well , it looks like there gonna start with out him , the bell rings and Pulverizer and Showtime attack Goldust . As Backlash and Neptune go one on one."

SiD " Does this mean that wimp is not gonna fight for the TV belt ???"

Guy " I'm not sure whats going on , we'll have to wait and see."

SiD " Good I can claim my crown back , X-Treme Inc finally falls."

Guy " Goldust is being double teamed he escapes out of the ring , but falls count any where in this match. The ring is to over crowded for them just to just count in the ring. Mr. Showtime turns his attention to Neptune who is getting the upper hand on Backlash. "

SiD " Pulverizer is chasing Goldust around the ring , OUGH Goldust suckered him into that one with a big drop kick."

Guy " Showtime and Backlash have Neptune set up for a double body slam , and Neptune goes down like a ton of bricks. "

SiD " Goldust is whouping on Pulverizer outside he ring , the ref can't watch all the action and he's missing this. Goldut just put Pulverizer through a table."

Riley " They should have two or three refs."

SiD " Then no one could cheat ."

Guy " Goldust got the ref's attention now , he just pinned Pulverizer and eliminated him from the tournament. Goldust is catching his breath while Showtime and Backlash beat down Neptune , they get him in a double pin and Neptune is out."

Riley " Where is Goldust ???"

SiD " He went under the ring !!!!!"

Guy " Showtime and Backlash think they are the only ones left , they got to fight it out for the belt. They don't know what to do Showtime is talking too Backlash and Showtime lays down , Backlash pins him and Showtime is eliminated."

SiD " Showtime thinks Backlash has won the belt , but Goldust is still in the match."

Guy " The ref just told them and Showtime is pissed he choke slams the ref."

SiD " Oh man Goldust is a bastard , he got them good."

Guy " Backlash and Showtime are looking for Goldust , they are gonna murder him."

SiD " Here comes Shark to the ring , what is he gonna do."

Guy " Shark is making Showtime leave and he's getting Goldust out from under the ring. Now he's putting on a ref's shirt and calling for the mic."

Shark " O.K. The Prez is busy dealing with his curent legal problems , so it's up to the one and only Shark to restore order to this PPV. Goldust and Backlash are the last two men in the tournament and now they will finish wrestling for the belt. I will be the ref so theres no crap !!!"

Guy " You heard it Shark is gonna make sure this match finishes on a good note."

SiD " It won't be a good note if that freak Goldust wins ...."

Guy " Goldust and Backlash circling the ring ... They lock up and Backlsah comes out on top with a hammer lock , he has Goldust down to one knee , but Goldust gets and elbow into the family jewels. Goldust picks up Backlash and sends him into the turnbuckle a big splash by Goldust sends Backlash down to the mat. Here's a shoulder breaker by Goldust and a pin 1..2..kick out by Backlash."

SiD " Hey , ain't Shark working with both of these men , do they know this."

Guy " I'm not sure what Shark is up too , but he's the ref now and lets hope he calls it down the middle. Backlash just nailed Goldust with a shot into the mid-section , then he sets him up for an atomic drop. Backlsah with a head lock as both men look very tired. Goldust powers his way out of the headlock with an atomic drop of his own. He pushes Backlash off the ropes and catches him with a clothesline. Goldust with an elbow drop but , yes , once again Backlash moves out of the way."

Riley " If I we're a wrestler I'd never do moves like that they always seem to move."

Guy " Backlash setting up Goldust for a back breaker but Goldust rakes his eye's a small package by Goldust and 1..2..3 HE PINNED HIM , HE PINNED BACKLASH FINALLY THE EUROPEAN CHAMP HAS BEEN CROWNED."

SiD " That was a fast count , no way Goldust can't be a champ."

Guy " If you told me at the beginning of this tournament that Goldust would of been the winner I would of laughed in your face what a surprise , he's got his belt and is running off like a little kid. Goldust is so excited and so is the crowd."

Riley " Every one is surprised ."

Winner and New EUROPEAN CHAMP: Goldust
" This is Clive Anderson Pig Vomit is in Giant Satdium , bleeding , still looking fo Violater. There he is running down the field he's at the 50 yard line. Pig Vomit jumps over the wall and is racing after him , wait Pig Vomit stops and is lightining up a cigarrette. Violater disapears in the locker room , and Pig Vomit finishes his cigarrette. Back to you guys up stairs."

CSD -vs- Arn Anderson for The Champion of Losers
Guy " The Champion of Losers match has started ."

SiD " Who cares this is just for intermission purposes , what is the real next match ??"

Guy " Pulverizer -vs- Ultimate Warrior for The Intercontiental belt."

SiD " Good , I hope this stupid match is over soon."

Guy " Hey , CSD and Arn have been in this fed a long time , they deserve some credit."

SiD " Who cares , they both suck !!!!! I'm gonna go get a beer , I'll be back."

Guy " Now what do we do ??????"

Riley " Don't know .."

Guy " Hey , send the camera crew to check on what The Prez is doing."

( We switch camera's to a shot outside The Prez's office. The secretary is missing and the camera man knocks on the door. It swings open and we find The Prez screwing the brains out of his secretary on the desk ....)

Prez " Hey , get the hell out of here!!!!!! Your suppose to be taping the matches !!!!"

Camera Man " Well , no one wants to watch the CSD and Arn Anderson match ."

( The Prez pulls up his under pants and grabs the phone ...)

Prez " Your gonna be in a lot of trouble for this..

( talking into phone ) Hey , stop the match.

YES , I SAID STOP THE MATCH ! I don't know both men lose , screw'em get the Intercontinental match started so I can get back to work.

( to camera man )

" Now go back to ring side I
have work to do."

Guy " What they just stopped the match and declared both men losers.

SiD ( back from beer run ) " Oh good the next match is starting..."

Pulverizer -vs- Ultimate Warrior for I.C. Belt
" Ladies and gentelmen of The RMWF let me introduce the challenger at 6'4" 276lbs The Ultimate Warrior.....
And heres you intercontinental champ at 6'6" 249 lbs from Lousville KY The Pulverizer !!!!!!!!

Guy " The match starts as Pulverizer comes right into the ring and attacks Ultimate Warrior , he sends Warrior off the ropes and gives him a one handed body slam. Ultimate Warrior gets up and sends Pulverizer down with a clothesline ."

SiD " I'm gonna go get more beer ."

Guy " Pulverizer has Warrior by the hair and sends him into the turnbuckle , Ultimate Warrior comes off the turnbuckle with a
flying body press and a pin but Pulverizer gets right out and up on his feet. Forearm smash by Pulverizer , then a scoop slam. He lands a knee drop on Warrior and goes for the pin..."

Riley " Someone is coming to the ring !!!!"

Guy " Do you ever watch the matches your always anouncing somebody is coming to the ring ???? It's just SiD with more beer. "

Riley " No someone is behind him ."

Guy " Oh yeah and he just knocked SiD over. It's Spitfire and he's getting into the ring with a chair !!!! He just nailed Pulverizer with it....."

SiD " That son of a bitch made me spill my beer. "

Riley " Spitfire must want a I.C. belt shot !!!!!!"

Guy " Yeah he just cost Ultimate Warrior the match , the ref rang the bell he must of DQ Warrior. Warrior is coming after Spitfire and he hits him with a chair. Spitfire makes sure both men our out and leaves the ring."

Winner : by DQ Pulverizer
" This is Clive Anderson still in Giant Stadium with Pig Vomit who has stopped chasing Violater to drink some Jim Beam. Wait the lights just went off and now they came back on...Look up on the big TV moniter it say's:
The Dark Soul is coming !!! And with him he brings the end to all !! The Destroyer is coming forth to bring The Omega !! Are you ready !!!!!

RMWF

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