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*** Excuse all the miss prints , this took a long time to write and I was tired and not in the mood to spell check ! ***

( The Prez's Office )

The Prez sits at his desk when he gets a knock on the door . He hits the buzzer and in walks Goldust . They shake hands and Goldust sits down , crosses his legs and begins to speak . )

Goldust " Hey , congradulations to us on our year anniversary ."

Prez " Yes , Cheers ! "

( The Prez's pours them two drinks and they clang cups then take a sip ."

Goldust " Mmmmm I see your drinking the good stuff tonight . No , MD 20/20 ?"

Prez " It's our year anniversary only the good stuff my boy . "

GD " Well the reason I'm here is because as commish I decided I should actually do something tonight . "

Prez " OK , like what ?"

GD " Well for your main event I'm gonna make it no rules . "

Prez " Thats boring . "

GD " Yeah but these are your top men so we don't want to do nothing too crazy , don't want them to get urt or nothing ."

Prez " OK well um thanks . Hm hey I got to go get this match on its way . We have a lot of stuff planned . "

( Back to Guy and Sid . The arena is dark and Gary Coleman steps out into the spotlight in the middle of the ring . He tests the mic and begins to talk . )

Gary " Ladies and Gentelmen time for your main event . This is a five man dance with no time limit and no rules for The World Heavy Weight Belt ."

Guy " Well this is it SiD , maybe The RMWF's biggest match ever . "

Gary " Let me introduce your wrestlers . First , our longests member at 6'9" 220 lbs from Hollywood California . This man started with The RMWF around 7-3-00 MR. SHOWTIME !!! "

( Crowd goes wild as Showtime steps out from the darkness into a spotlight and stands with his hands up in the air looking at the crowd .. )

Gary " From Huntly , Scotland at 5'9" 190 lbs , starting his career here 6-30-00 GRANT " NEEP TURNER !!!! "

SiD " They just said Showtime was our longest memmber but Neep has been here longer , almost from the beggining . "

Guy " Yeah its a small screw up , we don't know Showtime's exact starting date . "

( Another spotlight turns on and out walks Neep and the crowd gets even louder .. )

Gary " Our next wrestler is 6'9" 305 lbs , starting date 7-16-00 from ABSTRKT , DARKSTALKA . "

( Darkstalka walks out to his spotlight on the side of the ring and just stands there head down , NO emotion ... )

Gary " At 6'7" 240 lbs from New York City . He came to us in October , 12 , 2000 REBEL ! "

( All four men now stand on every side of the ring in there own spotlight . Gary Coleman's spotlight turns off and as the crowd erupts and starts to light themselves on fire they are so excited .. )

SiD " Wow , The Prez went all out for this match this is pretty cool . "

( Just then Kid Money's entrance music comes on and fans faint . Fireworks shoot out of the ring posts and the spotlights fly all over the arena . )

Gary " Aaaaaand at 6'2" , from Detroit , Michigan your WOOOOOOOORLD CHAMP , KIIIIIID MONEY ! "

( All four spotlights stop in the center of the ring where a big explosion of smoke hits . When it clears Kid Money stands there with his belt raised high above his head . Just then Darkstalka comes flying in with a chair but is tackled by Neep and the bell rings .. )

Neep -vs- Rebel -vs- Darkstalka -vs- Mr. Showtime -vs- Kid Money ( World Belt , No Rules , No Time Limit )
Guy " Well the match has started before the ceromomy was over thanks to Darkstalka . "

SiD " Yeah thats why Neep attacked Darkstalka because I think he was mad that he messed up The Prez's hard work . Thought those two would gang up in this match but I guess not."

Guy " Rebel and Kid Money who we're once stable mates stare each other down but Showtime cuts it short by nailing Rebel with that chair Darkstalka dropped . Rebel goes down to the mat hard and Kid Money starts kicking him . Showtime is not taking any sides here and takes a swing at Kid Money but the champ ducks and lands a blow to his mid-section . Meanwhile Darkstalka has Neep up over his head and launches him out of the ring . Rebel is up but retreats out of the ring leaving Showtime and Kid Money to go one on one . "

SiD " I don't think these guys have ever fought before . "

Guy " I'm not sure either we'll have to check on that . Kid Money just nailed Showtime with a ddt but Darkstlaka was waiting right behind Kid Money and jumps on him beating him down with a barrage of blows ."

SiD " How long 'till Kid Money starts shooting people ?"

Guy " The way Darkstalka is beating him he may never get a chance to do anything . Rebel outside of the ring has Neep up on a table and piledrives him through it . "

SiD " This is really brutal already . "

Guy " Now Rebel grabs the ring bell and makes his way back up to the ring apron but he under estimated Neep who nails him from behind with half of the broken table . Meanwhile , Darkstalka choke slams Kid Money and then gets blind sided by Showtime . Showtime picks up Darkstalka and slams him on top of Kid Money then goes for a double pin !"

SiD " Fat chance on that one , your not gonna put those tow guys down that easy . "

Guy " Darkstalka tosses Showtime off with no problem and gets up only to be tripped by Kid Money . Rebel is still fightning Neep outside the ring as Neep has Rebel in a bear hug ."

SiD " You know even with all the jokes we crack about Neep , he is a smart wrestler . A bear hug will wear down your opponent but does not take much energy from you . So Neep is smart because everyone else is occupied in the ring , so he can do his damage to Rebel and still have energy to take on the rest . "

Guy " WOW , I can't believe that just came out of your mouth . Wheeew I don't know what to do with myself ."

SiD " Call the friggen match you loser ."

Guy " OK , lets see ? In the ring Darkstalka has been taken down by Kid Money and he and Shwotime both work toghether giving The Dark One a beating . Kid MOney holds Darkstalka as Showtime gives him a chair shot . Darkstlaka drops to the mat and Kid Money drop kicks Showtime who was gearing up to nail him next . Kid Money stands over Showtime shaking a finger saying no , no , no I'm not that stupid . Outside the ring Rebel somehow escaped Neep's bear hug and climbs back into the ring . He runs up behind Kid Money and delivers a bull dog . Now Rebel satnds over all there men on the mat as Neep climbs the top rpe with the ring bell . "

SiD " Ooooh Rebel watch out . "

Guy " NO , Neep ignores Rebel and comes crashing down with the ring bell onto Showtime , right on the jaw . We here bones crack as a pool of blood surrounds Showtime's head . Rebel goes after Kid Money with a leg drop , then picks him up for a pile driver . Darkstalka is finaly on his feet but staggering around a bit from that Showtime chair shot . He looks down at what Neep did to Showtime aaaaand eeew I thought he was actually gonna smile for a minute . Neep goes for the pin on Showtime and it looks like the other wrestlers are gonna let him eliminate some of the compotition BUT NO SHOWTIME KICKS OUT !"

SiD " I thought he was dead ! "

Guy " Neep is stunned as he gets nailed from behind by Darkstalka ."

SiD " You know , now that I think about it those three guys Darkstalka , Neep and Showtime we're all sometime in a stable toghether . "

Guy " There is no friends out there right now . Showtime retreats out of the ring to check his jaw as the war rages on in the ring . Meanwhile , Rebel is beating down Kid Money and takes him down with a full nelson slam . Kid Money hits the mat hard and rolls out of the ring . Not missing a heart beat Rebel follows ."

SiD " Uh oh , Money is reaching under the ring . Someone is gonna get shot ."

Guy " NO , Money pulls out a sledge hammer and swings it at Rebel who side steps it . Rebel now backing off as Kid Money swings the hammer like a man possesed ."

SiD " Those things are not light either and Kid Money is swinging it around like a thoth brush ."

Guy " Hmm ok a thooth brush , whatever you say SiD . Kid Money chases Rebel around the ring and is blindsided by Showtime form behind . He drops the sledge hammer and ebel goes to pick it up but runs into Showtime . Who nails him with a big right . Rebel exchanges the favor hitting Showtime in the jaw ."

SiD " Man would someone get that man some duck tape before his friggen jaw falls off ."

Guy " Showtime goes down like a pile of bricks but Mony has the sledge hammer back and nails Rebel spinning him in a circle and busting his head wide open ."

SiD " Rebel is a dead man . "

Guy " In the ring Darkstalka nails Neep witha crippler crossface and then goes for the pin , Neep gets an arm up at two and is not eliminated ."

SiD " Is anyone gonna get eliminated this match has gone on too long . Showtime has no jaw left , Rebel is about to be beat to death with a sledge hammer , someones gonna die ."

Guy " Aaah you say that every match . Rebel has gotten up and gotten away from Money who nails him in the back with the hammer . Rebel's face is bloody and swelled up but he is not giving up . He dodges another blow from the hammer and dives into the crowd for saftey ."

SiD " It's not safe out there . Our back woods fans will probably kill and butt rape him !"

Guy " Kid Money climbs over the barricade as Rebel trys to find something to defend himself with . Hold on in the ring Darkstalka has Neep up for a power slam off the top rope , but instead of tossing him into the ring he throws him out of the ring onto the ring steps . Neep lands face first and seems to lost a few teeth ."

SiD " All the wrestlers are slowing down now . I don't think Showtime is gonna be up any time soon but the good thing for him is everyone is too busy to pin him . "

Guy " Rebel is defending himself with a fat lady and Kid Money just splits her head open with that hammer . He is not taking any prisoners and wants Rebel's head on a platter . Drakstlka meanwhile finds out Neep is not out yet as he lands a low blow doubling over The Dark One ."

SiD " And all this time I thought Darkstalka had no balls ."

Guy " Neep picks up the stairs and nails Darkstalka over the head and then ddt's him on the cold , hard floor . Neep is getting ready for the pin but Darkstalka grabs a hand full of tights and rolls him over for the cover . Neep is surprised and Darkstalka gets a three count elimnating Neep ."

SiD " And the flower of Scotland is gone , but he is not leaving ."

Guy " Thats why we have CSD and Mr. T out there . Even though they are partners with Neep , all working for The Prez , they got to make him leave . Which he does , too bad for Neep . "

SiD " LOOK ! "

Guy " Oh my god a bloody Showtime just hit Darkstalka from behind . I can't believe this man is still going ! Where is Rebel and Kid Money ?"

SiD " Backstage I believe ."

Guy " Well will someone tell me whats going on we can't see ."

SiD " It's being broadcast on The RMWF'otron ."

Guy " Oh . lets see Kid Money looks to have been disarmed and Rebel is slamming his head into a urinal . Oh they are in the bathroom , Kid Money is the last one to be bleeding now as Rebel is seeking revenge for all the sledge hammer hits . Oh man Rebel just cracked the porcelin with Kid Money's head and not he's trying to stick his face in the toilet but Kid Money will have none of that and blocks it . He gets a back kick off onto Rebel's balls and breaks free from the toilet flushing he was about to recieve . In the ring Darkstlaka is being choked by Showtime , who looks up on the screen and see's Kid Money and Rebel in the bathroom . He picks up a table and sets it up getting ready to put Darkstalka through it . NO , wait he slams Darkstalka into the post then lays him on the table ."

SiD " Wanted to make sure Darkstalka is not gonna get up ."

Guy " Showtime climbs the top rope and elbow smashes Darkstalka through the table . Then runs off backstage to find Kid Money and Rebel . They have left the bathroom and are in some kind of storage area now , pulling shelves down on each other and breaking broom stciks over one anothers heads ! Rebel stabs Kid Money with a broken end of the broom stcik and Kid Money looks down at it and just pulls it out . Meanwhile , Showtime is rampaging through the back stage area trying to find Rebel and Money . Darkstalka is also up and goes over to the side of the entrance ramp to uncover his casket off toys . He digs through the casket and pulls out a kendo stcik and a flask ."

SiD " Wonder what old darky is up too ?"

Guy " We'll just have to wait and find out ! Showtime just shook down a RMWF staff member and found out where Kid Money and Rebel are . He bust's through the door as Kid Money nails Rebel with a can of paint thinner . howtime charges both men and takes them down with a flying clothesline and all three men go fist for fist ."

SiD " All they got to do is puch Showtime in the jaw and make him pass out again . Then pin him this time . "

Guy " Well Darkstalka is close behind as Rebel knocks a shelf down and paint goes spilling all over the place . The men are covered in paint and blood now as we all wonder will this match ever end ? Rebel trys to leave the storage room as Showtime and Kid Money fight it out but the door is locked . Darkstalka has locked them in there and is now pouring the contents of that flask all over the outside . He lights a match and sends the storage room into flames . Rebel freaks and jumps back as Kid Money , Showtime , one of our camera men and a ref are caught in there . "

SiD " Darkstalka is one sick bastard ! "

Guy " The room explodes in flames as there is a lot of flamable things in there and Showtime looks like he is going to pass out from the smoke . Rebel is beating down the door as Darkstalka is driving a fork lift to block it with . Rebel is screaming for Kid Money to help but he is too busy pinning Showtime , who has passed out . He gets a three count eliminates Showtime then runs to help break down the door . Rebel and Kid Money come flying through the door just as Darkstalka pulls up in the fork lift . Rebel and Kid Money look at each other then push over the fork lift pinning Darkstalka beneath it ."

SiD " Does that count as a pin ? "

Guy " The ref is counting and Darkstalka is out . It's just down to Rebel and Kid Money who look very beat down and tired but they wrestle on . "

SiD " Even I have to give these five men credit . They sure beat the piss out of one another ! "

Guy " Rebel moves in trying to take Kid Money up for a suplex but The Kid blocks it and scoops Rebel up for a scoop slam . Kid Money now kicking Rebel who is trying to crawl away but can't from the boots he is recieving from the champ ."

SiD " Hey is that a brown stain on Rebel's pants ? I think Kid Money kicked the shit out of him ! "

Guy " There is no brown stains on Rebel's pants stop it ! Rebel makes his way over to a mp bucket a careless janitor must of left behind and swings it at Kid Money catching him in the face , Kid Money stumbles back as Rebel gets up to finish the job but he slips in the water he spilled on the floor and falls ! Kid Money jumps on him waisting no time and starts to deliver a barrage of punches ! Rebel trys to ward off the bloes but Kid Money is swinginging away like a man possesed . Rebel's face is pounded over and over until Kid Money gets up and nails him with a knee to the face ."

SiD " How much more punishment can this man take ?"

Guy " We're gonna find out as Kid Money goes for the pin , 1 , 2 , 3 HE GOT HIM KID MONEY WINS !! "

SiD " NO the ref is signaling a two count , the match is still on ! "

Guy " Kid Money can not believe it but keeps the attack going with a spine buster . Now he looks around for something to beat Rebel with and only finds the mop from the mop bucket . In seconds the mop is busted over Rebel's head and the head of it thrusted in his face . "

SiD " Eeeeew that is sick that mop probably had to mop up your cum from the floor from before . "

Guy " No I came on your underware , heh , fucker ."

SiD " Your a sick man ."

Guy " Rebel trys to get some control but Kid Money will not have it and slaps on his finisher The Million Dollar Dream , which is too much for Rebel . He taps out and this match ends with Kid Money still champ . Man what a friggen match ."

SiD " Hey did anyone get Showtime out of that fire ? "

Guy " Don't know but Kid Money can barley hold himself up as he drops Rebel and collects his belt from the ref . This was a long PPV and a long night . So for the rest of The RMWF crew this Guy Mandel saying good night , GOOD NIGHT ! "

Winner and Still World Heavy Weight Champ : Kid Money

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