St. Patrick's Day 2001 PPV - ( part 3 ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/St_Patricks_Day_PPV

Guy " Which brings us to our final match which is for the TV Belt at that "

SiD " Good it's getting late and i wanna get outta here soon so i can hit the pubs before all the hot chicks get taken home "

Guy " I thought you always paid for the hot girls anyway "

SiD " Skrew you "

TV Title
Darkstalka -vs- Iceman
( The lights dim and smoke begins to pour out from the entryway. Through the smoke walks out six men dressed in dated black suits carrying a large black coffin. They reach the ring and bring the coffin into it which they set upright before leaving. A moment later the casket's door slowly creeps open and Darkstalka steps out. )

Guy " There's the bell!!! Iceman and Darkstalka tie-up.. Iceman with a German suplex!!! "

SiD " Why is Darkstalka wasting his time with the TV Belt anyway??? That's like our lowest ranked Belt "

Guy " Well.. Maybe he's not yet ready for the big leagues again since his return "

SiD " Actually.. The Prez told me that he was NEVER really good enough and that Darkstalka only made it as far as he did in the fed because the Prez wanted to shut his bitching up "

Guy " That's not true!!! Darkstalka has been one of the top classed and best wrestlers in the RMWF for a very long time!!!

SiD " Hey.. I'm just quoting the Prez here "

Guy " Well maybe you ought to keep things like that to yourself SiD.. You're going to get The Prez in trouble "

SiD " I am THE KING damn you!! I will say and do whatever the hell i please!!!! "

Guy " Oh brother.. Anyway.. Iceman dropkicks Darkstalka then slaps on an arm-wrench.. When he let's go Darkstalka reaches over and grabs Iceman by the throat... He gets back to his feet, pulling his opponent up with him then slams Iceman's face into the turnbuckles!!!! Ohhhh!!! Now a tombstone piledriver from Darkstalka!!! I think i heard Iceman's spine crack that time folks!!! "

SiD " Yea.. Iceman is suddenly getting the crap kicked out of him here tonight "

Triumph " Well that Darkstalka is one bad mother* "

Guy " Shut your mouth!!! "

Triumph " But i'm just talking about Darkstalka "

SiD " Ya damn right.. Wait a minute!!!! Where the hell have you been Triumph??? you disappeared shortly after this show began and now you show back up when it's almost over!!!! "

Guy " Darkstalka off the ropes.. "

Triumph " I had someone i had to do.. i mean SOMETHING.. hehe "

Guy " A short-armed clotheline slams Iceman to the mat where he immediatly take a falling headbut from the Dark one "

Triumph " NOW what is the man doing???? "

Guy " Darkstalka is over at his coffin, rummedging thru it "

SiD " I smell trouble for Iceman "

Triumph " I smell poop "

Guy " Iceman slowly and with determination, trying to get back to his feet as Darkstalka returns from his Coffin wielding a SPIKED MACE!!!! He charges his opponent and... OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! "

Triumph " FOUR!!!! Hehe "

SiD " Jesus!!! "

Guy " That blow should have torn Iceman's head clean from his shoulders.. yet it didn't "

SiD " It sure fucked up his face though.. That is if there's anything left of it "

Guy " Iceman staggering around the ring, hunched over and cradling his bloody face "

( The crowd boos Darkstalka fanatically and he just glowers at them. )

Guy " Darkstalka disgards his weapon and slowly walks back toward Iceman.. He snatches his shoulder and spins him around.. Then POW!!!! A soldi dead-on punch!!!! "

Triumph " AAAAHHHHH!!!! His face!!! His face!!!! "

SiD " I think i'm going to be sick "

Triumph " Oh the humanity "

Guy " Darkstalka drop down on him for the pin... It's all over for Iceman folks.. There's the ruling "

Winner and New TV Champ: Darkstalka
SiD " Now what is he doing???? It looks like... EEEEWWW!!!! He just peeled Iceman's face off of the mace and is attatching it to his belt!!!! "

Triumph " Yuck!!! Yuck!!! Yuck!!! Yuck!!! That is just plain sick!!! Sick i tell you!!! "

( Jenna walks up to the ring but hesitates. Darkstalka reaches out to her imploringly, demanding his prize. )

Triumph " Poor Jenna.. He better not hurt her.. or else "

SiD " Or else what??? What do you think you could do??? "

Triumph " I... I... I'll poop on him!!!! "

( Jenna tosses the TV Belt at Darkstalka and the crowd continues to boo him. It lands at his feet and he picks it up as the paramedics enter the ring to retrieve the fallen Iceman. He drapes the Belt over his shoulder and pulls down the mic. )

Darkstalka " So Iceman... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW "

( With that Darkstalka exits the ring and walks up the catwalk as the crowd keeps booing him and throws garbage and signs at him, none of which hit him. )

Guy " Well Darkstalka won the TV Belt in probably tonight's.. and maybe even this year's most brutal match "

Triumph " I dont think i'm going to be able to sleep tonight Guy "

SiD " Ha! "

Guy " Well folks I hope you enjoyed this St. Patrick Day's PPV and this day in general. I'd like to remind everyone watching to drink responsibly and if you must drink, do not drive. Also.. be sure to tune in next week for Wednsday Night Havok. On behalf of Triumph, SiD "the King" Nasty and myself happy St. Patrick's Day and have a good ni* "

( The camera's short out and turn to static. When the picture clears.. We see Asmodeus seated at the bridge of his ship the Verminfate looking over the radar screens until his face lights up with
satisfaction. )

The Battle For The Infinity Gauntlet
Asmodeus " At long last.. I have found it!! The Infinity Gaunlet shall be mine!!!"

( Having finally pinpointed the location of the Infinity Gauntlet he instructs the ship's onboard computer to follow the trail of his much desired prize. The view-screen shows the image of outer space blending into the atmosphere of the Earth his ship grows closer to it's as of yet unknown destination. )

" Well well well .. i thank you for having made my destiny much easier to fullfill "

( The Klaw 3 steps out from the darkness. )

Asmodeus " You!!! I thought you were destroyed!!! "

Klaw 3 " Well the Klaw was destroyed.. By the treacherous Spider-Man.. The Klaw 2 by the sniveling Vine.. However i am not the Klaw.. nor the Klaw 2.. i am the new and improved Klaw 3.. My molecules were..* "

( Asmodeus shoots Klaw 3 with his wrist blaster which send him reeling. )

Asmodeus " You talk too damn much.. Soon you will talk no more!!! "

( Asmodeus flies at Klaw 3 and kicks him ten feet across the room. Klaw begins laughing and then leaps to his feet. A green island appears on the view screen as the ship slows to a hault.)

Asmodeus " I do not have time for you now you puny freak.. it is time for me to fulfill my destiny.. On second thought.. "

( He nails the Klaw 3 with another blast from his hand before teleporting himself from the bridge of his ship. The Klaw 3 gradually climbs back to his feet and staggers toward the control panel. He gazes at the veiw-screen and then begins studying the radar moniters. )

Klaw 3 " Destiny schmestiny.. We all know that the Infinity Gauntlet was meant for me.. And now thanks to you Asmodeus.. it is only a matter of say a half of these Earth hours and it shall be mine!!!! Hahahaha!!! "

( Asmodeus appears on the surface of the island's coastal line, much to his dismay the Gold Ranger and Trunks are already there and are battling it out. )

Asmodeus " Blast!!!! How could they have discovered the location of the Gauntlet before I??? No matter.. I shall claim it nonetheless "

( Asmodeus soars towards the Gold Ranger and tackles him. Seeing his opponent now tangled in an new fight Trunks takes advantage of the situation and sprints towards the forest. The Gold Ranger gives a bicycle kick to Asmodeus and send him flying through the air. Asmodeus breaks the momentum that he was sent into and flies back at the Power
Ranger with a vengence. )

Asmodeus " Foolish Ranger you are no match for me!!!! "

( He transforms into a large black dragon and rains fire from his mouth down upon the Ranger. The flames sear the Power Ranger and the rocks alighning the shore. The Ranger falls to his knees as Asmodeus swoops down to the ground and shapeshifts back to his "human" form. )

Asmodeus " I told you Ranger... You are no match. Now if you'll excuse me.. destiny awaits.. "

( Asmodeus walks away from the Gold Ranger and towards the forest. He follows the sound of russeling leaves which leads him to a small path in which he finds Trunks rummedging through the brush. )

Asmodeus " Ahhhh .. I was wondering where you had run off to.. "

( The startled Trunks jumps back and assumes a parrying stance. )

Asmodeus " Silly boy.. One would think that after our first encounter that you would have realised that you are not skilled and strong enough to contend with the big boys "

Trunks " Ummmm i kicked your ass in that fight.. But if you want to see that I am still truelly a force to be recond with.. Be my guest "

Asmodeus " With pleasure "

( Trunks charges Asmodeus and throws a dozen shards of fire at him which knock Asmo back a few steps. He continues unleashing shards and balls of fire at him. Asmodeus staggers backwords some more as Trunks moves closer. Trunks tries to hit him with another blast but Asmodeus side steps the flames and grabs him by the throat. The Gold Ranger comes stumbling up the trail as Asmodeus lifts Trunks off the ground. )

Asmodeus " As I said before puny boy.. you are out of your league. "

( The Gold Ranger runs towards the two as Asmodeus snaps Trunks's neck and tosses his body aside. )

Gold Ranger " NO!!!! "

( The Power Ranger sends Asmodeus to the ground with a flying kick. )

Gold Ranger " You didn't have to kill him!!!!! HIYA!!! "

( He punches Asmo. )

Asmodeus " I know I didn't HAVE to... I WANTED to "

( Asmo kicks GR. )

Gold Ranger " You fiend!!!! "

( Asmo sweeps the Ranger's feet but he rolls clear of Asmo's decending boot heel and draws his Midas staff. )

Asmodeus " You are begining to really annoy me Power Ranger.. You just don't know when to quit "

Gold Ranger " As long as Evil is afoot The Gold Ranger will never quit!!!!! HIYA!!!! "

( The Power Ranger hits Asmo with a spinning kick which send him flying. Asmodeus hovers in the air for a few moments until.. )

Gold Ranger " It's time for a Gold Rush!!!! "

( He blasts an explosive gold beam at Asmo with his Midas staff, it connects with the shapeshifter full-force and Asmo falls to the ground in a crumpled heap. The Ranger checks on him to make sure he is no longer a threat before he heads up the pathway. Elsewhere, we see a clearing in the woods where a rainbow shines through, at it's end lies a pot of gold in which the Infinity Gauntlet sits apon. There is a faint
hum as sound waves assemble into the body of the Klaw 3. )

Klaw 3 " Ahhhh.. There it is "

( He walks over to the pot and snatches up the Gauntlet. He places it on his right hand and begins to laugh meniacally. Then to his surprise an extremely obese Silver Bellz strolls into the clearing. )

Klaw 3 " You're too late!!!! I posses the Infinity Gauntlet and with it The World!!!! "

( Silver Bellz smirks then reaches behind himself and pulls a leprechaun out of his ass. He whispers into the wretched looking leprechaun's ear. )

Klaw 3 " NO!!!! "

" Your final wish is granted you filthy bastard " says the leprechaun who then disappears in a swirl of glittering light.

( Smoke begins swarming around the Klaw 3 who cries out. As the smoke settles he seems pleasantly surprised to find that he still is wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, however... )

Klaw 3 " AAAHHHH!!!! I'm black!!! I'm black!!! You turned me into a nigger!!!! "

Silver Bellz " AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "

Klaw 3 " You will pay for that you fat prick!!!! "

( The Klaw 3 thrusts his right hand toward Silver Bellz and the gauntlet blasts a red beam at the recently overweight super being. He explodes and poop sprays everywhere. )

The voice of Silver Bellz " AHAHAHA!!!! "

Klaw 3 " He could've had anything and he wish himself to be fat & me black?!?! Who cares... i have the Guantlet.. and soon the World... HAHAHA!!! "

( He glances over to the pot of gold. )

Klaw 3 " Well i dont really need money.. but what the hell.. it's just money they won't have.. HAHAHA!!!! "

( He starts filling his pockets with the leprechaun gold. Suddenly The Gold Ranger summersaults over the trees and lands before him. )

Gold Ranger " You feind!!!! You have no use for their money!!!! "

Klaw 3 " What part of me being Evil do you not understand Gold fool???? "

Gold Ranger " All i understand right now is that i am here to take that \Infinity Gauntlet from you and return it to it's rightfull owners!!!! "

Klaw 3 " Bring it on... Bitch!!! "

( The Klaw 3 unleashes an enormous array of multi-colored blasts from the Gauntlet towards the Gold Ranger who sommersaults and bac-flips his way out of harms way. )

Gold Ranger " I can see that I'm going to need a little more help in ending your feindish plans Klaw!!!! I need Mega-Zord power!!!! PyraMidas I call upon you!!!! "

( The skies turn cloudy and the clearing grows dark. Lightning flashes throughout the sky, the clouds subside and the PiraMidas Zord lowers down to the Earth as the Klaw 2 gets a nervous expression on his face. The Gold Ranger sommersaults high above and lands somehow inside the Mega-Zord. )

Klaw 3 " Now HOW does he do that????? "

( Panels on the Zord open and shower the Klaw 3 with bombs and missles, he SOMEHOW manages to evade the attack long enough to regain his composure and his confidance. He raises his hand high above his head and the Gauntlet starts flashing a bright blue light. The light begins to drift down and cover his body, then he starts to grow. )

Gold Ranger " !!!!!!!! "

Klaw 3 " You fool!!! I did not come this far to let the likes of you stand in my way of intergalactic domination!!!! For I possess the Infinity Gauntlet and therefore the power to do ANYTHING!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! "

( The PyraMidas Zord punches at the towering Klaw 3. The two exchange blows for awhile before the Klaw 3 steps back and begins to utilize more of the Gauntlet's power. It glows a bright purple which causes the forest around to grow silent. )

Klaw 3 " I don't know what that just did.. Do you???? "

Gold Ranger " Even if I did I wouldn't tell you!!!! Take this!!!! "

( The PyraMidas Zord unloads a bevy of missles at the Klaw 3 who stumbles backwards and trips over some trees. The Zord goes to stomp him but gets blasted back a hundred yards. The Klaw 3 floats back to his feet and extends his right hand toward the fallen Mega-Zord, the Gauntlet starts emiting green sparks and then shoots a flare of solid
white light. at it which oddly enough has no effect. )

Klaw 3 " What the hell???? This Gauntlet's supposed to be all powerfull yet it seems like nothing more than a fancy disco-raver toy!!!!! "

Gold Ranger " Then why don't you just hand it over to me then???? "

Klaw 3 " Never!!!! I've gone through alot of trouble to get this.. even if it doesn't work.. I'm keeping it!!!! Bitch!!! "

( The PyraMidas Mega-Zord marches towards thw Klaw 3 he puts his hands together and draws a sword of golden light from his closed fist. He strikes Klaw 3 with the energy blade but his hit is blocked by the Gauntlet. The two forces lock-up, struggling to gain an advantage. The Mega-Zord gains the upperhand and knocks Klaw 3 to the ground. Klaw 2
points the Gauntlet at the PyraMidas Zord and the Infinity Gauntlet flares a vibrant pink light. He thrusts his hand out and the light settles down upon the Klaw 3. He screams in agony and writhes in pain. The Gauntlet inflicted pain causes him to pass-out, once unconcious, the Klaw 3 reduces back to his original size. The Gold Ranger emerges from
his PyraMidas Zord and stands over the fallen Klaw 3. The Mega-Zord, no longer needed slowly launches itself into the sky and out of view. )

Gold Ranger " You over-used the Gauntlet's power and it drew from yours to re-charge itself.. See what happens when you are greedy???? "

( He removes the Infinity Gauntlet from the Klaw 3 and attaches it to his belt. He waves his arms around then speaks on his com-link. )

Gold Ranger " Zordon!!! I have it!!! I have The Infinity Gauntlet!!!! "

Zordon " Good job Gold Ranger.. Return to base immediatly so Alpha can determine the stability of the Gauntlet, hopefully it's not too late "

Gold Ranger " Hold on.. There's something I must do first "

( The Gold Ranger walks through the trees, back to the path he was previously on. He makes his was down said path til he reaches the body of Trunks. )

Gold Ranger " Poor kid.. Don't worry.. when Zordon figures out how this Gauntlet works we will fix you up good as new "

( He picks up Trunks's corpse and then there's a streak of gold light as the Gold Ranger and his passenger teleport away unaware that the whole time he was being watched. There is a hulking man standing amongst the the trees, the shadows hide his features. He begins to speak to himself. )

" Enjoy your victory while you can Power Ranger.. For it wont be long now before I claim that Infinity Gauntlet for my own and use it to open the Hellmouth. When that day comes the world will be returned to the hands of it's masters and then all shall know my name as the one who made it all possible... "

( He steps out from the shadows and for the first time we finally catch a glimpse of this "prophet". )

Winner and Posseser of The Infinity Gauntlet: The Gold Ranger

( The camera cuts over to a pub where the Klaw 3 is sitting at the bar. )

Klaw 3 " So that's my story.. "

Drunken Irish man " Sure and beglora if that's not the biggest load of shit i've ever heard my names not Daniel O'Malley "

Klaw 3 " Is that your name???? "

Drunken Irish man " Aye... It is "

Klaw 3 " Oh.. well whatever.. i know it happened.. i almost ruled the world i tell ya "

( The camera pans across the bar room and stops at a leprechaun. )

Leprechaun " I believe him "

( He winks then in a swirl of glitter he is gone. )

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