RMWF Forever - ( Part IV ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/RMWF_Forever

Guy " This is it what we all have been wating for the main event . "

SiD " Yeah and the end of this damn PPV so we can all go home "

Guy " It was regularly scheduled for The Vine -vs- Kid Money as The Vine had cut some mysterious deal with The Prez for a Title shot "

SiD " He probably gave him head "

Guy " But The Vine went M.I.A. yet again and lost his chance so The Prez switched it last minute.. Rebel is way more deserving of the Title shot anyway and could go home with two belts tonight.. This match has had a huge build up as Rebel and Kid Money have been exchanging words for almost a month now "

SiD " Yes.. Rebel has been itching for a reamatch ever since the last PPV "

Guy " I will be real surprised if The Vine does not quit after this "

SiD " Good he is a pusstulant sore on this fed.. He comes in wins Belts then disapears.. I don't know how many times The Prez has had to make last minute changes because of him.. He is an arrogant little bastard from England that needs to be kicked out of the fed "

Guy " But he is an exciting wrestler who draws big when he is on a card.. I also think his being sparse adds to his popularity.. But let's get this match on the way as both men are in the ring and getting instructions from the ref.. Man are they both staring at each other intensely, both men look ready to kill one another as soon as the bell rings "

SiD " There not waiting for the bell as Rebel nails Kid Money "

Guy " He practically knocked over the ref to get at him and does the ref looks mad!!! Rebel with a barrage of blows.. Just misses with a big hay-maker and gets one on the chin from Kid Money.. Who then picks him up and scoop slams him!!! He keeps up the attack with a suplex but his momentum gets cut short as Rebel gets off an eye rake.. Rebel now on the attack delivering a power bomb then comes off the ropes for an elbow drop!!!! "

SiD " You know Kid Money has probably held the Belt the shortest amount of time and longest in the fed "

Guy " Showtime probably has him beat for longest "

SiD " Yeah but that doesn't count because no one was in the fed at the time "

Guy " Your probably right.. Back to the match though folks.. Rebel just schooled Kid Money with a hurricanrana then goes for a quick pin "

SiD " He's probably tired from his IC match with The Vine.. You know if The Vine does decide to stick around he's gonna be pissed at Rebel.. Not only did he take his IC belt but he also stole his spot in this match "

Guy " Yeah well Rebel can handle himself.. I don't think he should be worried about The Vine right now.. By the way Rebel did not get the pin as you can see.. He is still working the Champ over with a variety of power moves. Choke-slam by Rebel and the Champ is looking winded. Kid Money tries to get off a punch but it is blocked by Rebel and he returns the favor then sends Kid Money doubling over with a knee to his stomach!!!! "

SiD " It looks more like Kid Money was the one who wrestled in a match earlier tonight not Rebel.. What is wrong with the Champ . COME ON CHAMP YOU CAN DO IT !!! "

A man's voice from the crowd echoed SiD " You caaaaan doo eeeeeeet !

SiD " Oh no.. Not that fucking guy again.. Didn't I kick his ass enough last time??? "

Guy " Kid Money gets off an Irish whip and Rebel comes running back as Money leaps over his head then spins around to catch Rebel for a sidewalk slam then a cover... "

SiD " Both of these guys wanna end this match quick "

Guy " Yeah but it's not going to cause Rebel kicks-out at two and gets back to his feet.. Not for long though as Money sends him back down to the mat with not one.. but TWO double axe-handles!!!! Rebel up on one knee.. A Samoan chop then snapmare suplex by the Champ-yon . "

SiD " Somebody is gonna have to do something big here to get this match under control.. Neither wrestler has been too impressive tonight "

Guy " The Ammityville Champ flings Rebel into the turnbuckle so hard his head snaps back.. A big splash by Kid Money who then flips his opponent over the ropes and out of the ring!!! Hey.. Here comes Cosa Nostro down to the ring!!! "

SiD " What are they doing out here???? Kid Money doesn't need there help.. He's doing perfectly fine without them "

Guy " I don't know but Shadow.. Tone Capone.. and Scarface are all out here now and they are carrying TOMMY GUNS!!! "

SiD " The Prez or Spidey better get their men out here fast.. He can't afford to lose Rebel to these jokers "

Guy " I know right.. Well anyway in the match Kid Money is beating down Rebel on the outside of the ring.. Oh wait.. I think I see the plot now.. Cosa is out there to distract the ref so Kid Money can hurt Rebel "

SiD " It doesn't take three guys with guns to distract the ref.. I guess if Cosa Notro decides to do something though they go all out . "

Guy " Well it was just a observation.. I could be wrong but that is what they are doing right now as Kid Money sets Rebel up on a table and grabs a chair.. He sets up another table and climbs up on it.. Here he comes!!!

A crash thundered throughout the arena.

SiD " Kid Money just tried to decapitate him with that chair!!! Thank God Rebel got out of the way and The Champ crashed through the table without him "

Guy " Kid Money climbs out of the rubble.. I think he cut himself on the splintered wood.. CSD, Mr. T, Jamal, Pig Vomit and Neep are coming out to hopefully get rid of Cosa Nostro "

SiD " It looks like they're all wearin bullet proof vests too.. Except for CSD.. He sure is a dumb fuck "

Guy " He can't die what does he need one for??? "

SiD " Yeah well.. It probably still hurts to get shot all the time . "

Guy " Kid Money is still picking splinters out of his ass , as Rebel comes up from behind and nails him with a double axe handle.. In the ring CSD and Mr. T are talking to Cosa telling them to leave "

SiD " This is gonna erupt in a fire fight and be a mess , you wait . "

Guy " Let's see if Cosa can let Kid Money win on his own.. He has been the Champ for a long time and doesn't need their help.. Rebel with half of the broken table nails Kid Money and still no movement on Cosa's part "

SiD " Shouldn't these two have been counted out by now???? "

Guy " The ref has been preoccupied with Cosa Nastro to count "

An ear shattering boom echoed throughout the arena.

Guy " What just happened??? "

SiD " Mr. T just shot Shadow!!! Oh man he is down in a pull of blood as the gun fire errupts!!! "

Guy " Why is it tha everytime these guys are in the fed shit ends in a shoot out???? "

SiD " They are taking off where X-Treme Inc. left off I guess "

Guy " X-Treme Inc. is still around though "

SiD " Ha!! You call being run by Pig Vomit still around??? With him leading them they're more likely to be selling drugs to fifth graders then molesting them rather than shotting places up "

Guy " I'm not even going to comment on that one.. Cosa scatters as The Prez and Vice-prez's enforcers.. CSD, Neep, Pig Vomit, Jamal and Mr. T hold there ground.. Kid Money has just had the match swing in his favor again as Rebel missed an elbow drop off the ring apron!!!! "

Splinters of wood exploded across the announcers table and bullets richocheted off the steel barriers as streams of gunfire rained across the floor.

SiD " Guy get down!!! Bullets are flying every where!!!! "

Guy " Ok.. I'll have dragged our monitor down under the table with us so we can continue to call the action!!! "

The two announcers huddled under their table and displayed their professionalism as they went about doing their job, ignoring the impending danger which surrounded them.

Guy " Kid Money with a flying forearm tosses Rebel back in the ring now.. The ref is down on his face to dodge the bullets which has momentarlily ceased "

SiD " Cosa Nostro are getting out of there I guess cause so they don't hit Kid Money.. And to get Shadow some medical treatment too "

Guy " In the middle of the ring Kid Money slaps on his Million Dollar Dream!!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!! "

SiD " Where is Million Dollar Babe or whoever KM's manager is????"

Guy " Don't know.. But Rebel is in a lot of trouble right now "

SiD " Hows he gonna get out of this??? "

Guy " I don't know but it looks like Kid Money just may keep his Belt.. The ref checks Rebel's arm and it falls.. "

SiD " Oh man we're gonna have to put up with this Vanilla Ice wanna be as a Champ for another month!!!! "

Guy " The ref checks the arm for the second time.. It stays up for a second but then falls.. This could be it folks and the end to a great PPV as Rebel is about to tap out to Kid Money and his Million Dollar Dream !!! "

SiD " I can't look "

Guy " Here we go if he shows no sign of life now it's all over.. It's up.. It falls.. BUT NO WAIT REBEL LIFTS IT UP!!!! HE STILL HAS LIFE!!!! Rebel now with an elbow to the champs midsection!!! Another!!! Money breaks the hold.. Rebel is pumped and some where out there Hulk Hogan feels a warm glow over his body "

SiD " YEAH!!! THIS IS SO WRESTELMANIA!!!!! "

Guy " So exciting as Rebel comes off the ropes and elbows Kid Money!!! AND HERE IT COMES THE LEG DROP!!! No wait I am having Hulkamania flash backs "

SiD " Hahaha!!!! Stop it your killing me "

Guy " Rebel does not waste any time with a leg drop.. For this is The RMWF.. Real Men in action.. Rebel with a POWER SLAM.. then a pin we could have a new Champ folk!!! ..1 ..2 .. "

SiD " REBEL GOT HIM IT'S ALL OVER!!! "

Guy " NO!!! It's not!!! The ref signaled only a two as Kid Money got an arm up just in time!!! "

SiD " God can this go on any longer???? "

Guy " It sure can but Rebel has to be fatiqued by now "

SiD " So does Kid Money.. he's all cut and bruised from that table mishap before "

Guy " Rebel with a fist full of hair sends KM flipping into the ropes.. Then he charges coming up with a big knee lift!!! "

The scene reverts to it's narrator.

Man " This is when things got wierd. "

Boy " Why Grandpa? What happened next? "

Man " Well you see The Prez was a strange fellow. I don't know if it was something at birth or all the drugs or what, but you see he was up in his office when... "

The Prez sits in his office watching the show on his small black and white television set, while licking a pair of women's shoes when the phone rings.

Prez " Hello! Goldust! Hey how is it going??? Yeah the PPV is doing fine but I don't think this last match is ever gonna end. Yeah Cosa tried to screw it up but we taught them a lesson. Shadow is picking lead from his ass right now. Heh.. No, we need a winner. I can't have this PPV come to an end as a draw what a friggen waste that would be. Huh??? You got a plan??? Okay I'm listening... "

Meanwhile back in the arena.

Guy " I can't beleive that the match is still going on!!! Neither man is giving an inch.. They are both exhausted yet continue to fight on... "

SiD " How long is the time limit on this match??? "

Guy " There is only about a minute and a half left.. Which doesn't favor Rebel.. Normaly these things will be called a draw and that's not gonna help him win the Belt "

SiD " Whatever happened to The Prez and his sinister plot against Kid Money??? We heard him say we need a fresh NEW Champ "

Guy " I guess he canged his mind.. Rebel with a diving clothesline takes down Kid Money.. Both men lay on the mat trying to catch there breath.. Rebel crawls over and gets his arm across Kid Money as Grief comes out to the ring "

SiD " Hmmmm.. I smell The Prez all over this one.. I guess Grief would be an easy one to get to do his dirty work since he is new and trying to make a name for himself "

Guy " Grief reaches under the ropes and yanks Rebel off Kid Money before the three count!!! Rebel gets up and goes after Grief... "

SiD " The time limit is long up.. Why have they not called for the bell??? This match should be over!!! "

Guy " Rebel suplexes Grief over the top rope!!! "

SiD " He tossed something in the ring and Kid Money picked it up!!!! "

Guy " Rebel gives Grief a boot to the head and turns around to get Kid Money but is met by a big right hand which splits his head open!!!! Kid Money with the pin!!! It looks like we finally have a winner!!!! "

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SiD " NO!!! BULLSHIT!!! The time limit is up!!! I'm going over to the time keeper's table to see what the hell is going on "

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Sid got up from his seat and climbed throuh the wreckage of broken tables and other debree that littered the floor. His face grew pale with shock as he reached the timekeeper's table however.

SiD " OH MY GOD!!!! GUY HE'S DEAD!!! THE TIME KEEPER IS DEAD!!! "

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SiD " GUY WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHO WON??? "

At that moment a confused Guy Mandell gradually began to weep. Sid returned to their table and started rubbing Guy's back in a surprisingly sympathetic gesture.

Guy " NO ONE!!! Rebel kicked out!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WILL THIS EVER END???? Kid Money can not believe it either as he stomps on Rebel "

SiD " The bell just rang??? What happened??? "

Guy " The worse thing possible it ended as a draw!!!! Here comes The Prez to the ring he picks up the mic and pats both men on the back "

The Prez " WHAT A FRIGGEN MATCH... You two have given me and this fed some of the greatest moments in our history.. EVER.. Now I know a draw sucks.. Trust me I did not want one even more then you guys.. But it just means we can do it again on another card!!!! "

Guy " Kid Money is walking away as The Prez is speaking and Rebel gets to his feet.. The Prez looks at him like he is confused and Rebel nails him!!! Grief leaves the ring as Rebel beats down The Prez!!!! "

SiD " He better be careful.. The Prez is fragile "

Guy " Rebel slams The Prez down hard to the mat!!! Then he just walks off "

Boy " They beat up the prez? "

Man " Yup "

Boy " Cool "

Man " See what made th RMWF so great was that it's wrestlers were so tough, even it's Prez couldn't keep them in line. The vice-prez could, when he wanted to. Thing was he never did, in fact he even encouraged the wrestlers by giving them power and letting them run amuck. I think he did it just to keep the Prez on his toes, but who can say for sure "

Just then a woman walks into the room.

Woman " There you are young man! "

Boy " Granpa was telling me about he RMWF "

Woman " I don't care what he was doing, it's four in the morning! Get your butt in bed young man! I'll be in there in a few minutes "

The boy climbs up then starts pouting as he exits the room. The woman then turns her attention to the elderly man.

Woman " And you dad! I can't beleive you! Kepping Benjamin up this late with your wrestlin stories like that "

Man " I can't help it if the boy wants to know about his grandpa's past "

Woman " You know how hard it was for me growing up with the RMWF? That was the reason mom left you in the first place! "

Man " You leave that woman out of this! "

Woman " It's true though dad! The RMWF was always more important to you then us! "

Man " It was my job! Witout the RMWF there never would've been food on the table.. And you certainly wouldn't have been able to go to that fancy law school that got you where you are today! "

Woman " Look dad, I don't want to argue with you. I know without the fed we would've been poor, etc.. I just don't want you filling his head with it, warping him like you and that fed's members used to be "

The old man sighs then nods.

Man " Alright, I'll keep RMWF stories to myself til he is older "

The woman sighs.

Woman " Thank-you.. I'm going back to bed now. You should get some sleep too, it's late "

Man " Yeah, I'll go to bed eventually "

The woman nods then says " Goodnight ", and then leaves the room. The man gts out of his chair and walks over to the wall, admiring the Belts and Awards hanging apon it. He then walks over to a table in the courner and picks up a framed photogragh. The camera glipses the picture long enough to see that it is of SiD Nasty and Guy Mandell.

Man " No one appreciated the RMWF back in it's hayday, I don't suppose I should expect any less now huh? Too bad you couldn't have made it as long as I did old friend. Oh well, it probably would've broken your heart anyway if you'd lived to see how they outlawed wrestling. Oh well. "

He sets the picture back on the table and as he turns his back and walks away from the camera, seen embroidered in old lettering on the back of his robe is "The King". The old walks out the doorway to the hall.

Man " Lights "

The lights shut off, leaving blackness and the camera fades into credits

Writtin, Directed and Edited by Spider-Man co-writtin by the Prez Wil Double

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