RMWF Forever - ( Part III ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/RMWF_Forever

After a commercial break the show resumed with the a tag team match featuring Pig Vomit, who was deemed the RMWF's most outragous, tough and disgusting along the ex-preacher turned biker, Preacher Man. Together they were known as Holy Shit and that night they had to face the team of ABSTRKT which were the two dark and disturbed cousins, Ashura and Darkstalka, in an attempt to win their Tag Team Champ Belts.

Guy " Well the most unlikley team up ever.. Pig Vomit and The Preacher Man.. Have promised us a long time ago to win the Tag Belts, finally this is there chance.. and it's against the ever powerful ABSTRKT . This is bound to be a great match "

SiD " Maybe.. As long as PV keeps his bodily functions to himself "

Guy " The match begins with Pig Vomit and Preacher Man fighting on who's gonna start.. Darkstalka from behind nails PV and the bell rings!!! "

SiD " I guess Darkstalka decided for Holy Shit who's gonna start the match "

Guy " Yeah he did.. Preacher Man and Ashura go to their corners.. Darkstalka is beating down Pig Vomit, kicking and punching him!!! Pig Vomit hooks Drakstalka's foot and brings him to the mat!!!! He gets to his feet and kicks the ABTRKT member in the side of the head "

SiD " Preacher Man has his hand out for a tag already.. Pig Vomit shrugs his shoulders at him as Darkstalka gets back up "

Guy " Pig Vomit tags out and The Preacher storms the ring taking down Darkstalka with a diving clothesline!!! PM with an atomic drop then a drop kick sends Darky head first into the ropes.. Preacher Man off the ropes and goes for a leg drop decapitation move which Darkstalka rolls out of the way of and tags Ashura!!!! "

SiD " Ouch!! Preacher Man missed that move and landed with his nuts on the ropes I think "

Guy " Yeah I think your right.. He's in the middle of the ring cupping his crotch.. Ashura grabs him from behind with a fist full of hair and slams his face into the mat!!! Now it is time for Preacher Man to pay for his mistake . "

SiD " Huh??? What mistake??? "

Guy " Ashura with a reverse suplex followed by a leg drop!!! Picks up PM and sends him into the turnbuckle.. Here comes her own version of a splash as she handsprings into the corner nailing the enlitghened one "

SiD " Mmmm.. I love that move... It makes her tits bounce like tubs of jello "

Guy " That's a gross metaphore SiD "

SiD " Say what you want Guy but I'm getting an erection "

Guy " I did not want to know that.. ANYWAY.. Ashura flips Preacher Man out of the corner and hops on the second rope for an elbow drop and the pin . Here comes PV to save his partner and ... "

SiD " HE JUST SMAKED ASHURA IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH HIS DICK!!! "

Guy " Darkstalka is in the ring now and is not amusued.. He trys a big right on PV but it's blocked.. Pig Vomit with a scoop slam as The Preacher Man climbs out from undernieth Ashura "

SiD " I think Pig Vomit knocked Ashura out with his cock rocket "

Guy " Is that the name of that move??? "

SiD " It is now!!! "

Guy " PV continues to fight Darkstalka as the ref trys to get them out of the ring.. He finally suceeds and both men go to there corners as the former preacher DDT's Ashura!!! "

SiD " Oh man Pig Vomit just went to the other side of the ring and him and Darkstalka are going at it on the outside . "

Guy " Meanwhile in the ring PM not PV still punishes the dazed Ashura "

SiD " Pig Vomit just gave Darkstalka a chair shot and the ref is not seeing any of it since he is watching the legal men in the ring. "

Guy " Legal person "

SiD " Huh??? Their's a lawyer out there??? "

Guy " No.. The proper term would be legal person.. Not 'man' or 'woman' "

SiD " Gimmie a fuckin break!!!! Oh wait I forgot you were such a fucking P.C. loser "

Guy " Ashura looks for Darkstalka in her corner but he is not there.. Preacher Man laughs in her face then spits on her "

SiD " Looks like the old preacher has been hanging out with PV too long "

Guy " Ashura delivers a shot to PM's face but he just shakes it off and devistates her with a double hook side-slam!!! Meanwhile... Pig Vomit and Darkstalka still go at it outside the ring.. "

SiD " I hope they keep their fight away from us this time "

Guy " Darkstalka has the ring bell and nails Vomit as he comes at him from behind "

SiD " And let the blood flow.. He busted Pig Vomit up pretty good and you can be sure the king of filth will be looking to return the favor "

Guy " Yep.. He gives Darkstalka a solid upper cut that knowck the dark one back a few steps. Wait look!!! Ashura has Preacher Man pinned!!! Awww.. A kick-out "

SiD " Dammit and I was hoping this match would have been over with that!!! Fuckin Preacher Man "

Guy " Preacher Man whips Ashura into the turnbuckle and goes over to the edge of the ring reaching over to Pig Vomit for a tag. Pig Vomit though is still a little preoccupied with Darkstalka who he just sidewalk slammed against on of the barricades!!!! Pig Vomit notices his partner wanting to tag out and rushes to, then on the apron but the Preacher Man is snatched back into battle by Ashura who reverse snapmares him then gives him a bionic elbow drop!!!! Pig Vomit hops over the rope and hits Ashura from behind with a right hook to the side of her head!!!! She falls down to one knee and he tags PM. PV pulls Ashura to her feet and whips her into the ropes.. She springs back and Preacher Man back drops her over his head into the arms of his partner who swiftly piledrives her!!!! "

SiD " Wow!!! Those two have been practicing!!!! I don't think I've ever seen RMWF wrestler's work together like that "

Guy " That's because you don't pay attention.. Pig Vomit slaps his partner's hand and stomps Ashura's face.. "

SiD " Talk about short ring time "

Guy " Darkstalka hooks the King of the Ring's legs and pulls him out of the ring as Preacher Man puts a pin on the female half of ABSTRKT!!!! The ref starts counting as Darkstalka starts punching PV in his already bloody face!!!! He hip tosses him to the concrete floor ..2 Darkstalka with a falling punch to Pig Vomit's face!!!! "

SiD " He's laughing at Darkstalka "

Guy " That's because there's the three count!!!! Ashura knocks Preacher Man off of her a moment too late and Darkstalka looks up in astonishment as the bell rings marking the matches end. Pig Vomit shoves Darky off of him and gets up and snickers at him. He gets into the ring and the ref holds up his and the Preacher Man's hands. Sharon comes out with Jenna and they enter te ring. Sharon gives her man a congradulatory hug as the ring girl drapes the Tag Belts over Holy Shit's shoulders "

SiD " Darkstalka still isn't moving.. He looks frozen with rage. Hey what's Ashura doing??? She drop kicks the former preacher from behind!!!! Now she's yelling at the ref. Why can't she just accept a loss??? I mean true, Holy Shit isn't someone I'D want to lose to if I was in a Tag Team but I mean.. Give it up already!!! "

Guy " Pig Vomit hands his Belt to Sharon then casually walks over to Ashura who turns to face him right and he snapmares her!!! Darkstalka slowly climbs into the ring and the ref runs over to hold him back.. He picks the ref up by his face and slams him over te top rope!!!! "

SiD " Now that was uncalled for!!!! "

Guy " Here comes security rushing out to the ring.. They step between ABSTRKT and Holy Shit as Jenna quickly exits the ring. Pig Vomit's wiggling his bloody tongue inbetween two fingers at Ashura who is screaming something but the mic can't destinguish hat exactly she's saing "

SiD " Cheap fed can't even buy high audio microphones.. I'm sure hat ever she's saying though isn't very nice.. Or lady like. "

Guy " I know. Holy Shit and Sharon climb out of the ring as security hold back Ashura. They walk up the catwalk as the crowd cheers their names. Wildkat is there waiting at the dooway and gives Preacher Man a big kiss as Pig Vomit and Sharon exit. He looks back to the ring and gives Ashura the finger and she knocks security out of her way but is stopped by Darkstalka's hand on her shoulder. He just shakes his head slowly at her "

SiD " Well at least he accepts the fights over.. I feel sorry for Buffy though. She has to face Ashura in a few minutes and considering how enraged her opponent is.. She's going to be in a world of hurt "

Guy " You have a point. The next match is going to be an ugly one indeed "

Paramedics came down and carted away the referee Darkstalka had assaulted. The security guards tried to handcuff him, but he resisted and they failed accomplish the task. They did however escort him from the ring then possibly to the Prez's office. Five minutes after they left and the crowd had settled Ashura still remained center ring, in a squat position when 'Nerf Herder' erupted across the PA system. Ashura slowly crept up to standing while Buffy, " The Vampire Slayer " Summers came strolling down the catwalk to the ring.

SiD " Damn.. This is Ashura's third match tonight.. Talk about busy!!! Hopefully she'll win this one "

Guy " What do you care if she wins or not??? "

SiD " Well I didn't.. I just meant.. Oh fuck it "

Guy " Well, there's the bell and Ashura doesn't hesitate to unleash her fury on the self proclaimed Slayer!!!! She punches repeatedly at Summers who staggers backward with each blow.. Finally she dodges a fist and ducks in and gives Ashura a solid jab to the ribs!!!! She follows with a spinning wheel kick to Ashura's face which sends the Champ back a few steps.. Buffy kicks at her stomach but Ashura catches her foot and throws it aside, forcing the Slayer to do a 180.. Ashura with an inverted neckbreaker sends Buffy to the mat where her face is soon greeted with an elbow drop!!!! Ashura straddles her and starts pumm.. "

SiD " Oh yeah mama "

Guy " Pummeling her.. Buffy jerks her body which knocks Ashura off of her then she leaps to her feet.. Ashura rises and Buffy gives her a spinning back kick to the head!!!! Ashura locks up with Buffy but The Slayer knees her in the stomach which breaks it up .. You're afully quiet SiD.. It's so unlike you "

SiD " I'm just trying to visualize them two naked "

Guy " Is it working???? "

SiD " Not really "

Guy " Well keep trying.. It's nice having you so silent "

SiD " Bite me "

It was then that the match was interupted by the Vice-prez when the camera's switched over to him brooding in his office in his patten leather hover chair.

Spidey " Sorry to interupt the show people but I'd like to talk to you about something. Heroin. Now heroin can be both a wonderous and beautiful thing, it can motivate, inspire and do so much more. I can confidently say that without it this fed wouldn't have lasted as long as it has, on the Prez's part as well as my own "

He leaned forward and placed his elbows atop his knees and sighed.

Spidey " It does have a downside however, which has also affected the fed. It's something called dope sickness. When your heroin supply runs out, even if for only one day, you cannot function. Your body has no strength and it actually feels like weights are tied to you. The only thing you can do is sleep. You can try getting drunk but it only slightly helps. These past three weeks have kind of been a blur for me.. Me and the Prez have been getting high alot more often than usual on account that he was moving. Then a friend of ours hooked us up with a sweet deal, $85 per bundle.. That's 10 bags. I got a bundle for myself and the Prez split a 2nd with 2 of our friends.. Long story short it ran out for me yesterday and scraping the bags managed to get me straight enough to edit this whole PPV which was ALOT more work than you might think. Considering now that the Prez is gone and I can't afford my habit any longer, we will be clean and the fed will return to cards beingon time. I appoligize for all thiscrap but hey.. We're only human.. And also.. Buffy won the match "

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