RMWF Forever - ( Part II ) - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/RMWF_Forever

Boy " Do you remember any other matches Grandpa? "

The elderly man now has become so caught up in recounting the tales of his youth that his awarness of how late he night is growing escapes him.

Man " Oh of course! For instance there was yet another Vine match where he had to defend his European Belt against Lightning "

Boy " He had the yuropian belt too? "

Man " Yup.. Even though The Vine was a pretty good wrestler when he wanted to be, he could be sneaky. For instance, he was ranked to high to contend for the European Belt so he had disguised himself by wearing a mask and then called himself 'Armz' inorder to qualify, then win the Title. Oddly enough however, when he was calling himsef Armz he was a much better wrestler. Which soon lead to rumors that The Vine wasn't really Armz at all, that he had just killed him and put on his mask, long enough to take it off in front of an audience so the world would believe that they were the same person. As with Neep's sexual preferance though, that was never proven. "

Boy " Wow!!! That's so cool!!!! "

The old man chuckles to himself and pats the boy on the head.

Man " Yeah, The RMWF was 'cool' alright "

Boy " So what happened? "

Man " To the RMWF? "

Boy " No, what happened about The Vine's match wif Litning? "

Man " Ahhh.. Okay.. Well it was pretty much a standard match.. Hmmmm.. Dammit now I can't remember! Oh hell! "

The small boy frowns.

Man " I can remember though that Lightning beat the crap out of The Vine, but that's all I remember. Blast! "

Boy " Well what can you remember? "

Man" Well, let's see. I remember the final King Of The Ring mini Rumble, or KOTR for short. It featured six of the most unlikely participants ever. You see first there was Fraser Newlands, ' The Flower of Scotland ', he was the chump of the fed.

The old man chuckles to himself and the boy looks a him with puzzlement.

Man " You see, he was that one loser who sat at the bottom of the rankings but never went away. When he drew a place in The King of the Ring tourny we all thought for sure Fraser wouldn't even show up and it would be nothing less then a free win for his opponent. Boy were we wrong.

A look of both concentration and anticipation crosses the young boy's face as he hangs on his grandfather's ever word.

Man " Well Fraser did indeed showed up, after not have been heard from him in quite some time and in shape and ready to fight as well. Not only did he win the first round advancing him to the KOTR finals but he also totally crushed his opponent much to all our surprise. "

Boy " Ooooh! "

The man smiles at the boy's enthusiasm and continues.

Man " Next there was Wild Kat, another sparse wrestler who had just lost her Women's Title to Ashura. She was known for giving Jamal gonnoreah "

Boy " What's gon-erria? "

Man " You don't wanna know "

The boy looks confused as the old man goes on with his dialog.

Man " She was mostly known though not her wrestling skill, but for showing her breasts and just being an all around.. "

He lowers his voice.

Man " Slut. "

The boy gasps.

Man " I know. I don't like using such language around you Benjeman but that's reall the word that best discribes how she was. Just don't repeat that word around you mother okay? "

The boy wipes his fingers across his mouth in a zipping motion.

Man " The other four that won their place as continder's came as no big surprise, there was Buffy Summers, who had had her own hit WB show back in the late nineteen-ninties. Then there was Sparten and two long time RMWF veterans, Ashura and Farooq. This rumble itself was indicative.. "

The boy's brow furls.

Man " A perfect example of how the RMWF was. It was matches like these, I'm sure, that are what eventually got wrestling banned in the first place. "

Yet again the camera reverts to the elderly man's mind's eye and we see Guy Mandell and SiD "The King" Nasty sitting ringside in a huge fan packed arena.

Guy " This is it The RMWF's first King of the Ring Final with six wrestlers in the ring!!! "

SiD " It's not really the first KOTR rumble Guy.. There was one last August that Pig Vomit won "

Guy " I hate when you do that "

SiD " Hey.. You expect me to just sit here and let you mislead both the people watching this??? "

Guy sighed then continued, ignoring Sid " You can eliminate your opponent any way.. A pin.. A Knock Out.. Over the top rope or a submission. The last person standing is the first winner of KOTR and gets to keep those rights until our next KOTR Tourny "

SiD " Didn't I just get done telling you this wasn't the first one??? "

Guy " The Pig Vomit KOTR match was different.. It was a Title.. This is more of an award.. I didn't say anything before because I didn't want to make an ass out of you for being such an idiot "

SiD " Hey fuck off!!! No one told me this was an award type thing or whatever the hell it is!!! I figured it was for my old crown "

Guy " You figured wrong "

SiD " Well The Prez and his boys still screwed this up "

Guy " NOW What do you mean??? "

SiD " The whole tourny was run half ass just like everything else in this fed.. The matches we're delayed and the whole point of the tourny was to narrow it down to two people to fight it out in the end.. Aaah there was so much wrong to even try to explain ! "

Guy " Well maybe we will get it right next time "

SiD " I doubt it "

Guy " Well for now let's just enjoy the damn rumble since all the wrestlers are in the ring "

SiD " I'll try "

Guy " Ashura and Buffy are staring each other down as they are ready for blood and are gonna meet later tonight in their Women's Title match. We also got Fraser, Sparten, Farooq and Wild Kat all ready to go as well as the bell rings "

Out of nowhere SiD returned to his previous topic of pointing out holes in the tournement.

SiD " Plus how did all these losers make it to the final??? Let's see Darkstalka retired and eliminated himself.. Wild Kat never met an opponent who even was in the fed anymore and I think Buffy and Sparten we're the only ones that earned it . "

Guy " They all earned it SiD "

SiD " Yeah on the pure fact that they wrestle in this fed "

Guy " Huh??? Anyway here we go.. Ashura and Buffy waste no time exchanging blows as Wild Kat sneaks over to help out The Slayer . "

SiD " I guess there is a mutual hatred for Ashura with those two . "

Guy " Fraser is trying to pull what he pulled in the first rumble by staying out of the action but it is not gonna work.. Farooq has him by the hair and flings him to the mat!!! Sparten looks around tryin to find someone to attack.. Ashura just took down Buffy and Wild Kat with a hurricana kick while Fraser looks like his old self again cause he's getting destroyed by Farooq!!! Sparten is growing ancy and drop kicks Farooq from behind!!! Saving Fraser who dips out the bottom rope to catch a breather outside of the ring "

SiD " How do you know he was ancy??? E.S.P.??? "

Guy " Buffy now makes a come back flipping to her feet and pulling off a diving bulldog on Ashura who was kicking the crap out of Kat!!!! Kat is up and in the corner of the ring holding her stomach.. What is wrong with her??? She couldn't have gotten hurt this soon in the match "

SiD " Did you notice Wild Kat looks a little fatter lately ? "

Guy " No why??? Sparten goes to work on Farooq.. Delivering a power bomb in the center of the ring, then going for a pin. One of the two refs try to get off a count but his hand is stepped on by Ashura who is fending off Buffy's attack . "

SiD " Wild Kat is outside of the ring now squatting and looks to be in pain. Ashura must of hit her hard in the stomach or something!!! "

Guy " Fraser is sitting in a chair outside of the ring watching the action also but Sparten is not gonna have anything to do with it.. He DDT's Farooq and points to Fraser then comes after him on the outside of the ring!!! Fraser jumps up and starts swinging the chair he was sitting on, clipping Sparten in the chin!!! Meanwhile, Ashura has Buffy in the corner and is beating her face in but Buffy flips her over the top turn buckle and traps her up there delivering a devistatiing chop to the midsection!!! "

SiD " I have been watching Ashura and Buffy and they are sure going at it. They are two evenally matched women out there "

Guy " They sure are.. Farooq gets to his feet and starts looking for Sparten who is getting bludgened by Newlands outside of the ring "

SiD " Ummmmm... Wild Kat just had an abortion outside of the ring... "

Guy " WHAT????? "

SiD " She just shot out some bloody mess out of her all over the outside of the ring "

Guy " OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE WAS PREGNANT???? AND WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE WITH THE PICKET SIGNS??? "

SiD " Pro-life activists . "

Guy " Where did they come from??? "

SiD " They just kinda materialized "

Guy " Did anyone know she was pregnent???? "

SiD " I'm sure she did "

Guy " Why would she wrestle then . What the hell is going on . Here comes The Prez and The Preacher Man . Watch out the pro-lifers are attacking The Prez . "

SiD " Oh yeah his car is getting fire bombed tonight "

Guy " Preacher Man grabs the bloody mess and holds it up in the air "

Preacher Man " MY BABY!!!! "

Guy " Wait now he is beating Wild Kat.. Has The RMWF finally gone too far??? Where do they draw the line on distasteful???? "

SiD " Nowhere... But.. Heh.. I think Preacher Man just relized that was not his baby "

You see, the baby was black.

Guy " Well it's hard to hear with all the pro-lifers chanting but the match continues as the janitor crew cleans up the outside of the ring and The Prez tries to get PM and Wild Kat backstage.. Here comes CSD and Mr. T with fire hoses to fight off the demonstrators.. Farooq has gotten Sparten out of a beating by attacking Fraser.. The damage though has already been done to Sparten as he is pretty bloody from that chair . "

SiD " Well Ashura has tolerated a lot in this fed but you think she will quit after this one??? "

Guy " Considering it had nothing to do with her I don't think she would even have an opinion "

SiD " Yeah well other people have quit for less sicker things.. I mean come on.. What's wrong with these people??? We might be shut down after this "

Guy " It's no as bad as you're making it sound Sid.. There is still a match to call anyway "

SiD " Aahh I guess you're right "

Guy " Buffy and Ashura are gonna wear themselves out for there Title match as they are both covered in sweat and are beating the piss out of each other "

SiD " Uuuuuugh.. Don't mention Ashura's sweat and piss.. I'm turned on enough by her right now as it is "

Guy looked at SiD and groaned.

Guy " Ugh.. Man you're disgusting "

SiD " Hey.. You have your fetishes and I have mine "

Guy " ANYWAY.. Farooq has pretty much taken Fraser out of the match as Sparten is climbing the top rope with the ring bell... He is going to nail Buffy from behind but at last minute she spins Ashura around making her get nailed with the bell!!! Sparten rolls her up and gets the cover.. 1.. 2.. 3!!! Ashura is eliminated!!! Buffy's now squaring off with Sparten who does not look to be in such good shape right now "

SiD " Yeah Buffy is gonna tear him apart!!! He already got an ass whooping by that chair before.. He's toast now "

Guy " Buffy with a flying drop kick!!! That was one of those mortal combat looking moves again.. Sparten is clutching his chest and looks to be in a lot of pain.. Meanwhile Fraser is barley holding on against Farooq who now has him up for a piledriver into the cold hard floor.. BAM!! Fraser Newlands is out cold and therefor eliminated!!!! "

SiD " So much for Newlands's comeback "

Guy " Yeah.. We should've know it wouldn't last.. Anyway though.. We are now down to three participants.. Farooq catches a breather while Buffy closes in on eliminating Sparten.. She sets him up for her finisher.. The Ball Buster . "

SiD " The controversial finisher but in KOTR anything goes "

Guy " Here it comes.. Eeeeew thats got to hurt "

SiD " I think Sparten just turned blue "

Guy " There's the pin .. 1.. 2.. 3 and Sparten is HISTORY!!! Buffy looks for Farooq who is standing outside of the ring with a chair.. She gives him a smirk and motions for him to come on.. He charges the ring.. Buffy blocks the chair shot he throws then foot sweeps him.. Buffy smashes the chair over Farooq's head then picks him up for a pile driver.. WATCH OUT!!! Buffy drives Farooq's head right into the chair and he is out!!! An easy hook of the leg and.. 1.. 2.. 3!!! BUFFY HAS WON OUR FIRST KING OF THE RING!!!!! "

SiD " That girl is as amazing as she is sexy.. Taking out Ashura.. Sparten then Farooq!!!! Man I hope she is here for the next tourny because she is just that great!!!! "

Man " And that was that "

Boy " That was great!!! Tell me another tell me another!!! "

The man sighs but seeing the bouy's anxiousness he smirks and begins another tale..

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