Spider-Man presents The Women's Championship Belt Challenge Spectacular - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/Ladies

" Hello, hello, hello!!! Sporty Spice here live at Wembly Stadium, England for the RMWF's first ever Women's Championship match!!! Woo!!! This should be exciting!!! Finally a chance for the lady's to prove that we aren't all just lipstick and fluff!!! We can kick ass too!!! Now I had wanted to wrestle in tonight's match but the Prez was being a poopy-head and told me that I had to be a member to participate!!! Like how rude is that, huh??? But anyway before for we get started with tonight's match we are going to have a special treat for you .. lady's and gentlemen put your hands together for BILLY IDOL!!!! "

(Spotlights and lasers shine rapidly throughout the stadium before falling on the side stage in front of the Titan-tron where Rock n Roll legend Billy Idol stands mic in hand and the crowd goes wild. After a sneer he begins to belt out 'Rebel Yell' as tha Titan-tron play the a montage of Billy clips and women's wrestling highlights.)

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" Wasn't that kickin??? I love just Billy. Alright now the rules are almost the same as always to win in wrestling, a pin, or a submission .. the only differance is going to be no count-outs or disqualifications apply. We will now take you ring-side to SiD Nasty and Guy Mandel .. So let's show these boys that we can be tough too ladies!!! Girl Power!!! "

SiD " When i was told about tonight's match i thought it was just some cruel joke, but i have to admit for once this fed may have a match worth watching. "

Guy " Well i agree it is a nice change of pace... "

SiD " Damn straight it is!!!!!"

Guy " Hi Billy .. You were good out there "

Billy Idol " Oi .. thanks .. so who all's wrestlin tonight???? Ashura, Chyna, Wild Kat, Sharon and that Terri chick right???"

SiD " You're forgeting Trish Status... you must be gay to .. umm.. nevermind Billy "

Guy " Even though Trish, Terri and Sharon have been around for awhile .. So far the only of these ladies that have seen any actual ring-time is Ashura and Wild Kat .. This could be a real opportunity for the others given this one-time leniancy of the rankings"

SiD " I cant believe the Prez is letting Sharon fight... she's only 16!!!!! "

Guy " Yeah but she's female and i think thats all that matters "

Billy Idol " Well I've had a few underage girls myself and I have to admit that they can have thier advantages "

SiD " Well can we get this thing going already or not???? "

Guy " Well here they come now "

(Chyna, Ashura, Trish Status, Sharon, Wild Kat and Terri enter the Stadium from seven out of the eight opposing points of it as fireworks explode overhead. They reach the ring and begin working the crowd as the referee individually announces them. The bell rings)

Guy " Let the carnage begin!!!! Wild Kat not wasting any time goes after Terri and flings her across the ring!!!! Terri gets to her feet and tries drop-kick Kat but misses!!!! Kat slaps a wrist-lock on her but Chyna comes up from behind and DDTs her!!!! Chyna with a leg-choke to Kat!!!!Trish and Sharon appear to just be pulling at each other hair while Ashura off the turnbuckles with an elbow drop to Chyna!!!!! Kat gets up and resumes her attack on Terri!!!!! "

SiD " I still think they should've made this a panties match like they had planned at one point "

Billy Idol " Yeah .. Or a jello match .. now that'd be nice "

Guy " Sharon drop-kicks Wild Kat as Trish goes after Terri. Sharon has Kat in a leg-choke-hold and Trish with a power-drop to Terri!!! Now Trish slaps on a leg-lock!!!! "

SiD " I think I'm getting an erection "

Guy " Ashura grabs Sharon and throw her across the ring and starts punching the hell out of Kat!!!! Terri's struggling to get free .. SHE RIPS TRISH'S COSTUME OFF!!! TRISH STATUS IS COMPLETELY NAKED!!!!

SiD " Now I KNOW i have an erection .. thank you God!!! "

Guy " Trish doesn't seem to mind her own nudity and does an elbow drop to Terri!!!! She's stradling Terri while pummeling her!!!!! Trish drops on top of her ..1..2.. Trish stops the pin and applies a Texas-cloverleaf to Terri!!!! "

SiD " Damn .. she couldn't have held that pose a little longer??? "

Guy " You're awfully quite Billy "

Billy Idol " Just enjoyin the show mate "

SiD " Terri just gave up!!!! Trish took her out!!! "

Guy " Ashura has Wild Kat on the ground and is stomping her!!!!! Chyna off the ropes at Ashura, she turns just in time for a clothesline!!!! Chyna locks Ashura's arms so Wild Kat can pummel her... Ashura with a standing scissors sends Kat into Trish and breaks Chyna's grip!!! "

SiD " The naked Trish isn't moving, Sharon takes advantage of the situation and runs over and pins her, 1....2....3... Trish is out!!! "

Guy " Ashura looks pissed!!! I think she wanted to be the one to take out Kat "

SiD " Hell .. I'M pissed!!!! Trish was NAKED .. I didn't want her ta leave!!!! "

Billy Idol " I'd like to see that black bird naked "

SiD " Me too!!! "

Guy " Wild Kat at Sharon from behind with a knee drop!!!! Sharon looks dazed!!!! Ashura scoops up Kat and piledrives her onto Sharon!!!! Ashura pins both of them!!!! 1....2... Chyna snatches Ashura off the pile by her hair and suplexes her!!!! "

SiD " I wish they'd stop hurting each other and just rip each other's clothes off some more!!! "

Billy Idol " Right "

Guy " Wild Kat rushes Ashura and Chyna grabs her and flings her out of her clothes and into the turnbuckle!!!! "

SiD " YES!!!! "

Billy Idol " You don't get much do ya mate??? "

SiD " ..... "

Guy " Ashura off the rope at Sharon .. Sharon with a flying scissors sends Ashura to the mat!!!!! Chyna with a piledriver to Wild Kat!!!! Followed by a power-bomb!!!! Ashura whips Sharon .. Chyna with a pin ...1...2.. Sharon knocks into Chyna giving Kat a chance to get to her feet!!!! "

SiD " Poor Kat .. she's lookin kind of rough "

Billy Idol " Never too rough lookin to fuck "

Guy " Chyna scoops Sharon and throws her out of the ring!!!! Ashura nails Chyna from behind with a double axe-handle!!!!And then a spinebuster!!!! Now she's just stomping her!!! "

SiD " I think Ashura's done playing now "

Guy " Wild Kat up the turnbuckles and elbow drops Sharon!!!! Sharon with a drop-kick!!!Then whips the naked Kat against the barriers!!!! Wild Kat at Sharon and Sharon with a small package!!!! ...1...2... Kat kicks out!!!!! "

SiD " There's the money shot!!! We got to see Sharon's pink panties and up the Kat's Pussy hole!!! "

Billy Idol " Right that's it!!! SiD after the show im buying you a whore .. you're pathetic "

SiD " Hey I got my share back in the day "

Billy Idol " I'll bet "

Guy " Chyna lifts Ashura above her head .. and a Samoan drop!!!! Ashura with a reverse suplex!!!!There it is .. The Dark Side Demiser ...1...2...3.. Ashura pinned out Chyna!!!! She appears to be taking a breather as Sharon and Wild Kat fight it out "

SiD " Can you blame her???? "

Guy " Wild Kat and Sharon still going at it .. Noticably fatigued .. Sharon collapses from exhaustion!!!!! Wild Kat puts her Kat's Eye on Sharon!!!! ...1...2...3!!! .. Sharon is out!!!! It's almost over folks!!! Only two left standing!!!! "

( This is all that remains of this lost show .. It ended with Ashura winning the belt and the Prez making her strip for it. )

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