Halloween Holocaust 2000 - The Blood Belt Trial - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/Halloween_Holocaust

( The wind howls as the camera pans across a vast cemetary filled with crypts and masoleums. Standing outside the gates are Ravage, Slezy-D, Pestilence, Inferno and Jackass.)

Spidey " Ok guys .. Here's the deal .. See that crypt on top of the big hill on the far side of the cemetary over there???? That's Dracula's tomb .. The Belt is in his sarcofigous .. Now reaching it doesn't mean you earn the Belt .. To officially win it there can be no opposition so .. You have to be able to walk away with it .. Whoever returns to this side of the gate Belt-in-hand is the winner "

Elvira " He means you have to kill each other "

Spidey " Well no .. You don't HAVE to "

Elvira " But it'd help "

Spidey " Well yeah .. Duh "

Elvira " So are you going to start this thing or not???? "

Spidey " Hold up .. Yeah fuck it "

Elvira " I think this is where you guys are supposed to start fighting "

Spidey " I need a beer "

Elvira " I have some in .. "

Spidey " I don't want no goddamn Coor's light .. I want a fuckin BEER "

Elvira " Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today "

Spidey " Yeah well .. Ravage nails Inferno with a running elbow as Slezy-d starts booking toward the hill .. Ravage chases after him and tackles him!!!!! "

Elvira " Jackass rushes Inferno clobbers him from behind!!!! Pestilence with a moonsault off a tombstone takes Jackass to the ground!!!! I thought Jackass quit the fed "

Spidey " He did but he signed up so we're making him fight "

Elvira "Oh "

Spidey " Now Ravage is stradeling Slezy and pummeling him .. Pestilence is sneaking up behind them with a shovel .. And he smacks Ravage upside the head with it!!!!! Slezy gets to his feet and kicks Ravage .. Wait .. Something's grabbing at his legs!!!!! "

Elvira " Ooooh!!!! You didn't say anything about zombies!!!!! "

Spidey " I figured I'd let it be a surprise "

Elvira " I love a man of mystery "

Spidey " Yeah well .. The wrestlers are looking a bit confused as the skeletal man pulls himself from the grave "

Elvira " He looks kind of familiar "

Spidey " Yeah .. I think it's .. Yeah it's The Master "

Elvira " Oh .. I was going to say Michael Jackson "

Spidey " I could see how you'd get them confused "

Elvira " The Master is trying to pull Ravage to the ground as Pestilence and Inferno try to double team him .. Ravage stomps the Master's head into pulp though and whips pestilence into Inferno "

Elvira " AHHHH!!!! It's the Grim Reaper!!!! It's the Grim Reaper!!!! "

Spidey " Where???? Huh???? Oh that's the Assasin .. I was wondering where he was at .. Better late than never I guess "

Spidey " Slezy grabs Jackass and powerslams him against a tombstone!!!!! "

Elvira " that's gotta hurt!!!! "

Spidey " They must have woke up The Quizmaster who must've been buried there cause he's crawling up from the grave "

Spidey " Jackass is trying to get up and run but I think Slezy fucked his back up!!!! Quizmaster starts chewing on Jackass's leg!!!! "

Elvira " Pestilence drop-kicks Ravage and Inferno slaps on an arm-wrench!!! Jackass kicks Quizmaster off of him and manages to pull him self to his feet .. He starts limping to ward Slezy is already halfway to the hill "

Spidey " Ravage with a spinebuster to Inferno followed by a solid punch that shatters his septum!!!! Inferno is nursing his nose while Ravage shoves Pestilence out of his way and starts walking toward the hill as well "

Elvira " You know this is pretty cool .. No matter what everyone else says "

Spidey " Thanks .. I think "

Elvira " Sure thing stud .. Hey I think I see the ghost of Ryder's career "

Spidey " Heh .. Hey the Destroyer are Alex stumbling out from a masoleum and they start groping at Slezy-D .. He throws Alex against a marble slab as Ravage closes in on him. Destroyer gets a firm hold of Slezy which is soon broken when Ravage DDTs Slezy knocking him and the zombie to the ground "

Elvira " Ravage swipes a big-ass chunk out of Slezys arm!!!! Gruesome!!!! Bloods gushing like a ummm.. well like a fountain "

Spidey " That's what happens when you get in his way .. That mother-fucker don't fuck "

Elvira " Alex and the Destroyer claw at Ravage .. He takes a swipe at the Destroyer and rippes his head clean off!!!!! Slezy is getting to his feet as Ravage buries his claw into Alex's chest and pulls out his rotting heart!!!!! Slezy makes a dash up the hill to the crypt "

Elvira " Gee he sure runs alot "

Spidey " The Assasin comes up and clobbers Ravage from behind!!!!! Assasin starts stomping on him and Pestilence and Inferno are on thier way over to him too "

Spidey " I was wondering where those two jokers were at .. Ravage power-slams Assasin into Pestilence then cross-body blocks Inferno!!!!! Assasin draws a knife and stabs Pestilence in the stomach!!!! He uppercuts him then throws the knife into Inferno's leg!!!!! Ravage is heading up the hill after Slezy "

Elvira " Looks like Assasin took those boys out good .. Jackass is limping his way though .. Assasin with a running drop-kick sends him down!!!!! He draws another knife and is about to slit Jackass's throat when he's DDTed from behind by Ray Lucas's dead ass!!! "

Spidey " The short-wave camera in the crypt shows that Slezy has reached the inside!!!! He's opening the sarcofigous of Dracula .. He reaches in and takes the Belt off of the Vampire's rotting corpse .. He secures it around his waist as Ravage's shadow falls on him "

Elvira " Uh-oh "

Spidey " Ravage is just standing there blocking the door waiting for Slezy-D to make his move .. Slezy with a running shoulder knocks him back a step but not out of the way!!!!! Ravage snatches him up by the throat and throws him against the marble wall!!!!! Slezy gets back up and clotheslines Ravage as Assasin comes running through the door!!!!! "

Elvira " Ooooh now it's a threesome "

Spidey " What you got a friend???? Oh .. Right .. Assasin double axe-handles Slezy .. Ravage shoves Assasin out of his way and grabs Slezy by the back of the neck and slams his mouth against the sarcofigous's lip "

Elvira " I hope he does what I think he's going to do "

Spidey " Yeah .. Me too .. Yup!!!! Ravage does a jump-stomp to Slezy giving him a curb-jaw!!!! Blood splatters everywhere as Slezy screams and holds his shattered jaw "

Elvira " Considering where they are it ain't too bright to be getting blood everywhere "

Spidey " Right "

Elvira " Oh well .. Ravage unhooks the belt from Slezy and attaches it on himself "

Spidey " Yoink!!!! "

Elvira " Assasin rushes Ravage with a cross-body block but Ravage turns and kicks him in mid-air!!!! Ravage looks around the room for a moment then takes something else from the sarcofigous then exits .. What'd he get???? "

Spidey " Fuck if I know .. Slezy's jaw looks like it's starting to heal up though

Elvira " Outside the tomb Ravage stands .. The whole thing is surrounded by zombies .. Guillotine Man, Millinium, Ray Lucas, The Crow and to be exact .. I guess everyone else got killed or took off .. Well no we'd have seen them if they left and if they were dead they'd be zombies too .. I don't know "

Spidey " Ravage plows through the zombies like a football player .. They stagger after him as Slezy walks out of the crypt .. What the hell???? A noose falls down and fassons itself around his neck!!!! That Reaper guy is on the roof and he's lifting Slezy off the ground!!!! Slezy's trashing around like an epileptic!!!! Assasin jumps through the door and tackles Slezy's body as the Reaper gives a hard tug!!!!! Slezy's head is torn off!!!!! It bounces down the hill and rolls past Ravage who is fending off Ray Lucas .. The Reaper drops down on the Assasin with a double axe-handle!!!!! "

Elvira " Assasin's a bit worn out from the competition and isn't able to fight the Reaper off that well .. He starts running!!!!! The Reaper squats down beside the body of Slezy and starts running his hands through it's blood .. Yuck!!!! "

Spidey " Assasin catches up to Ravage who by now has rendered all but Ray into nothing but but a clutter of limbs .. Assasin sneaks him with a running shoulder!!!! Ravage lands on a tombstone and Assasin grabs his head and smashes it against it!!!!! He removes the belt from Ravage and dashes back to the gate!!!!! "

Elvira " You say that as if he were close to it "

Spidey " Yeah well "

Elvira " Ray Lucas comes back at Ravage as he's getting back up .. Ravage shoves him away and starts after Assasin but is attacked by Slezy's severed head!!!! It lept off the ground and is chewing on Ravage's neck!!!! Ravage is struggling to remove it!!!! He rips it off and drop-kicks it!!!!! Lucas goes chasing after it!!!!! "

Spidey " I guess football is still in his blood .. Even if he doesn't have any more .. Ravage now spewing blood from his neck wound falls down the hill .. He's rolling .. And rolling .. Still rolling .. Ouch!!! A tombstone stopped him!!!! "

Elvira " Assasin is getting close to Jackass, Inferno and Pestilence who are all sitting around a small fire playing cards and smoking cigars .. When they see him they jump to their feet and go after him!!!! Inferno scoop-slams Assasin and then Inferno gives him a victory roll!!!! The two of them start stomping on him not even noticing Jackass picking up the fallen Belt then sneaking off with it!!!! "

Spidey " Jackass aint't far from the gate .. He's being smart and sticking close to the trees and their shadows .. What???? It's Slezy's head again!!!!! It's got a hold of his leg!!!!! He can't shake it off!!!! "

Elvira " Talk about bad head "

Spidey " Jackass starts dragging it along .. It looks like him and the head are arguing!!!! Jackass paying a little to much attention to the head and not where he's going slams into something in the shadows!!!!! "

Elvira " What is it .. I can barely see "

Spidey " It's Ravage "

Elvira " Poor Jackass "

Spidey " Ravage holds his hand out to Jackass .. Jackass punches him and takes off .. Or tries to at least .. Ravage grabs him by the back of the neck and lifts him up .. He takes the belt from him and throws him aside!!!! "

Elvira " Ravage is through the gate!!!! He's the winner!!!! "

Spidey " Hey good job out there guy .. Oh wait a minute that's not the Blood Belt .. You're going to have to go back "

Elvira " WHAT???? "

Spidey " Heh .. Just kidding "

Ravage " ........ "

Spidey " Oh lighten up Mister you won "

Winner: Ravage
Spidey " You're one of the three contestants on the Price is Right!!! Heh .. I's been a long day cut me some slack .. You get to face the other two in maybe three weeks for the new RMWF Champ Belt .. Ahite??? "

Ravage " ........ "

Spidey " Whatever .. Hey Elvira .. You ready to blow this pop stand???? "

Elvira " Ummm "

Spidey " Are you ready to leave???? "

Elvira " Oh .. Yeah .. Totally "

Spidey " Later folks "

Elvira " Oh wait "

Spidey " Huh???? "

Elvira " So until next time .. UNpleasant dreams "

Spidey " Heh .. You ready now??? "

Elvira " Let's do it!!! "

( Spider-Man grabs Elvira and shoots a web to the castle. )
Elvira " I tought you said you were out of web fluid???? "

Spidey " You really think i'd travel to another country on empty??? "

( He webswings the two of them away. They pass across the full moon, what a cool shot. Ravage stands there admiring his new Belt as the zombies start spilling out of the graveyard. )

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