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Re-cap : No Rules , Midgets under the ring , Darkstalka with wolves and a baseball bat ...

SiD " A baseball bat is kinda unevil .. He should have an ax or something . "

Guy " Maybe that is next ... The Preacher Man gets out of Darkatlka's way as he goes after Showtime ... Showtime takes a crack in the ribs with the bat and crumbles to the floor ... The Vine is going after Darkstalka's casket to see what else he has in there but is stopped by a clotheline by The Preacher Man ... "

SiD " How do you win this match ??? "

Guy " You have to pin the current title holder to win his belt ... After someone different wins it he can't be pinned for the belt .. So if it comes down to Showtime and The Vine they will leave with both belts .. "

SiD " Wheres Andy ??? "

Guy " Don't know don't care ... Showtime in trouble as Darkstalka is working him over witht the bat ... Blood has already been drawn and Showtime is the one shedding it ... "

SiD " Hear that its a motorcycle , bet you I know who that is !!!! "

Guy " Its Pulverizer coming to save Showtime and bot does he need it ... Pulveriser in the ring now and he nails Darkstalka with a chair ... Meanwhile at the batcave Preacher Man had the tabls turned on him by The Vine who has just piledrived him through a table ."

SiD " Andy NO DON'T FEED THE WOLVES !!!! Oh god they are tearing him apart just as I got to like him .. "

Guy " Wild Kat over to help PM but The Vine puts a smack down on her ... "

SiD " A smack down , ha you loser ... "

Guy " Darkstalka just got hit with his own bat and Showtime is not looking good right now. But hey lets add one more person to the mix , here comes Ravage .. He is in Darkstalka's casket and has a chain saw ... Ravage comes after Pulverizer who blocks the chain saw with the bat ... "

SiD " Pulverizer is gonna lose an arm , since that saw should make short work of that bat."

Guy " Showtime tackles Ravage saving Pulverizer from his doom and Darkstalka leaves the ring going for his casket ... The Vine has The Preacher Man down and he goes after Darkstalka ... Darkstalka not a hundred percent after his beating by Pulverizer is easily taken down by The Vine ... In the ring Ravage is being doubled teamed by Showtime and Pulverizer ... The ref got rid of the chain saw so no one gets hurt .. "

SiD " This is all so confusing , I'm gonna go help Andy ... "

Guy " Be careful of those wolves !!! "

SiD " Yeah , your right screw him ... "

Guy " Lets take a deep breath and sort this out .... OK , The Preacher Man has just been uliminated by The Vine which leaves three men left ... "

SiD " I thought The Vine was fightning Darkstalka ??? "

Guy " No Darkstalka is laying by his casket , trying to recover ... The Vine has taken out Pulverizer by trashing his bike then hitting him with a blunt object he got out of Darkstalka's casket .. Some kinda midevil weapon I don't know the name of .. Showtime and The Vine are fencing , kind of , with the bat and midevil weapon i don't know the name of ... Darkstalka comes from behind nails Showtime and goes for the cover ... BUT The Vine pulls Darkstalka off and tosses him into the crowd .. The Vine goes for the cover but Shotime kicks him n the groin ... "

SiD " This is all out side of the ring , very close to the wolves , next to Andy who is pretty tore up , I might add !!! "

Guy " Phewwwwww , my head is spinning ... Lets see , Showtime now with a ddt on Th Vine and it looks like we may have a new champ when Darkstalka lets his pack of wolves go ..."

SiD " WHAT ??? RUN !!!!! "

( Chaos urupts as the crowd scatters ... SiD , Guy and Bubble The Chimp , our camera man , escape to high ground as the wolves tear through the arena !!! After a few seconds the camera cuts off and we have nothing but static !!! We hear a lot of screaming as a shaky camera turns back on ... )

Guy " OK , me , SiD and Bubbles are safe high above the arena ... Most of the crowd has left as the wolves are tearing them to shreads ... Showtime has climbed up some scalfiling to escape Darkstalka's pets ... The Vine has given chase as tje match continues high above the arena ... Showtime is hanging on for dear life as The Vine trys to pull him down .. "

SiD " Look one of the wolves is chasin The Midget from under the ring around , hahahah .."

Guy " Showtime just dropped The Vine down to the arena like a 100 feet .. He gets the pin and claims The World Belt !!!! "

SiD " It's a wonder he is still alive !!! "

Guy " Showtime is celebrating when he turns around .. His jaw drops as he is starring at Darkstalka and a pack of hungry wolves behind him ... Darkstalka tosses a glass container at Showtime and lights a ciggarette .. "

SiD " Who is thos guy Batman now , and I didn't know he smoked ... "

Guy " He doesn't as he tosses the ciggarette at Showtime hes goes up in flames !!! "

SiD " That must of been gasoline or something ... "

Guy " Darkstalka drags Showtime to the casket and tosses him into it ... Closing the cover he goes and claims his belt ... Drapping The Heavyweight belt over the casket , for Showtime has won that ... "

SiD " Darkstalka has gotten what is his back and so has Showtime ... "

Guy " Well ,thats it folks . We have two new champs , and the medical crew is very busy helping everyone that is hurt ... This is Guy Mandel for SiD " the King " Nasty , Clive Anderson , Bad Andy and whoever I forgot saying good night , good night !!! "

New World Heavy Weight Champion : Mr. Showtime
New Hardcore Champ : Darkstalka

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