Wednsday Night Havok 9-13-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/9_13_00_Wednsday_Night

" This is Guy Mandel here with SiD "the King" Nasty for the first Wednsday Night Havok brought to you from The Garden State Art's Center by the RMWF's newest promoter .. Spider-Man "

SiD " Shouldnt he be spending his time saving the city???? "

Guy " I guess there's a lull in crime "

SiD " That's probably cause all the crazies and criminals are in this fed "

Guy " Maybe .. but anyway .. tonight's show marks the much anticipated return of Bandit who had been missing for several months "

SiD " Yeah .. I cant wait to see him kick some ass again and since he's fighting Neep it should be one hell of a match!!! "

Guy " You got that right but we also have Pig Vomit who is always a crowd pleaser and a Lightningrod Darkstalka match weeks in the making which is bound to be great too "

Sid " You're kidding i hope "

Jamal -vs- Scorpian King

('Mama Said Knock You Out' hits the PA and out walks Jamal to the ring where Scorpian King is already waiting for him.)

Guy" Scorpian King charges Jamal as soon he enters the ring with a flying cross body and knocks him to the mat!!!! Jamal scrambles to his feet then scoop slams Scorpian King into the turnbuckle!!!! "

SiD " I can't believe that retard's still around "

Guy " Now Jamal has him in a bear hug!!!! Scorpian King's trying to break free but can't!!!!!

SiD " I guess Jamal's dad ran out of crack money again "

Guy " Scorpian King finally loose by biting Jamal's ear!!!! Jamal looks confused at the site of his own blood .. SK starts punching Jamal forcing him back a few steps "

SiD " Jamal seems to have lost that edge he had just a few moments ago!!!!! I spoke too soon he fly swats Scorpian King sending him flying across the ring!!!!! "

Guy " Jamal off the ropes at SK with an elbow drop .. but SK moves at the last moment and pins Jamal ..1.. a kick-out!!!!! "

SiD " That wasn't even close .. does Scorpian King even know how to wrestle??? "

Guy " Jamal grabs SK and hits him with a fisherman's suplex!!!! Scorpian King reverses it!!!! Jamal rips Scorpian King off him and throws him out of the ring onto the barriers!!!! He's not moving!!!! Jamal starts doing "tha Butt" then sits down in the middle of the ring!!!!! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10.. Scorpian King has been counted out!!!! "

SiD " Fine Scorpian King could wrestle a little bit .. but he still got his ass beat .. he still ain't movin either.. "

Guy " Someone really should call some paramedics or something "

Winner by count out : Jamal

Sid " That wasn't much of a fight "

Guy " Well the night's still young .. we still have three more matches to go "

SiD " Yeah .. but the only one i care to see is the last one "

Guy " Do you ever get tired of hearing yourself complain???? "

SiD " No "

Darkstalka -vs- Lightningrod

(Lightningrod's music plays as he proudly makes his way into the ring. A large coffin lowers itself from above the ring and apon reaching the mat, the door creeps open revealing the Darkstalka amongst a bevy of medieval weapontry.)

Guy " Darkstalka has made quite a name for himself here in the RMWF .. from just his constant match wins to his recent Intercontenintal belt win .. I think he has the potential to go straight to the top "

SiD " Hey didn't you say that about him his last match???? And don't you say that about EVERYONE too???? And what the hell is up with Lighningrod anyway .. I thought he had retired "

Guy " No .. as you can see he's still an active member in the RMWF .. Darkstalka with a one-handed choke-slam!!!! Now stomping the fallen Lightningrod!!!! Lightningrod grabs his foot and slaps a leg-lock on Darkstalka bringing him to the ground with him!!!! "

SiD " You know .. believe it or not i miss that weenie Riley .. you ain't no fun to pick on Guy "

Guy " You should have thought about that before having him arrested "

SiD " I DIDNT!!!! THE COPS TOOK HIM ON THEIR OWN!!!! "

Guy " Lightningrod off the turnbuckles with a double axe-handle sends Darkstalka flying into his coffin!!!! "

SiD " You would think this fed could afford to hire decent roadies that knew to remove that coffin .. judging by the look on Darkstalka's face thought thier mistake is going to cost Lightningrod plenty "

Guy " Darkstalka emerges from his coffin brandishing a spiked mace and slowly begins walking toward Lightningrod .. LR looking a bit worried starts circling him glancing around for signs of help .. "

SiD " Darkstalka runs at LR and swipes a chunk out of his arm with that mace of his .. maybe this'll be a good match afterall .. "

Guy " Lightningrod grabs the mace and they both struggle for controll of it .. it goes flying into the crowd!!!!! "

SiD " I smell a law-suit "

Guy " Lightning looking a tad bit relieved .. and a arm-drag against Darkstalka followed by a hang-ten!!!! Darkstalka knocks him off and scurries to his coffin and retrieves a hunting spear!!!! Unaware LS off the ropes and into it!!!!! "

SiD " Lightningrod just impaled himself!!!! Now he's on the ground and Darkstalka is repeatedly stabbing him!!!!!The mat is drenched in blood!!!!! "

Guy " The ref runs up to Lightningrod .. the match is over .. he is dead!!!! "

( Darkstalka then sawed off Lightningrod's left hand and kept it as a soveigner. )

Winner : Dalkstalka

" This is Clive Anderson coming to you live at Robert Wood Johnson Hospital. I'm here to check on the status of Scorpian King who after his match at tonight's Havok was rushed here due to extensive back injuries. I have talked with the ER doctors and they said he has suffered minor spinal fracturing. It is unsure at this point if he will be able to continue his wrestling career. I will keep you updated as news developes. Now back to Havok. "

SiD " I can't believe that so far tonight we have one wrestler dead and another crippled!!!!! I like it!!!! "

Guy " And we still have two matches left to go .. Pig Vomit and Bandit have always had a reputation for brutality so it's concievable that things could get even worse "

SiD " Just saying Pig Vomit's name makes things worse "

Guy " Well regardless he's up next .. against Fraser Newlands who as well as Bandit and Jamal is making a come-back tonight "

Fraser Newlands -vs- Pig Vomit

('Blood For You' comes on the PA as Pig Vomit strides down to the ring acompanied by the lovely Sharon. Fraser Newlands follows next, looking dissapointed that he has no music or girl with him.)

Guy " Pig Vomit's standing there all cocky with his back to Fraser .. Fraser takes advantage of that and rushes him with a neck-breaker!!!!!A snap-mare by Pig Vomit sends Fraser reeling!!!! Sharon hands Pig Vomit a bottle of Jim Beam which he starts drinking and Fraser comes up from behind with a double axe-handle!!!! "

SiD " Pig Vomit dropped his bottle and it broke .. how's he going to win without his favorite weapon??? "

Guy " The man can wrestle SiD we have this conversation every match of his .. Pig Vomit with a flying scissors!!!! Fraser immediatly follows with a drop-kick!!!! An Irish whip by PV sends Fraser into the ropes where he's greeted with a European uppercut on his return!!!! "

SiD " What's with the ethnic moves???? "

Guy " Fraser with another drop-kick!!!!Then an arm wrench!!!!Pig Vomit on his feet .. a side-kick sends Fraser into the turnbuckles!!!! Pig Vomit setting Fraser up on them.. and a monkey flip!!!!Now he's climbing the turnbuckles and does a big splash but Fraser rolls out of the way at the last moment!!!! Fraser now stomping Pig Vomit!!!!Pig Vomit gets back up and does another snap-mare on Fraser!!!!Now he's stomping Fraser back!!!! Fraser trying to crawl away but Pig Vomit picks him up .. and a Samoan-drop!!!! "

SiD " Fraser isn't doing so bad considering he's been gone awhile "

Guy " Yeah .. But he's not really doing much damage "

SiD " True .. By now Pig Vomit's usually gotten stabbed "

Guy " Fraser suplexes Pig Vomit then starts dragging him to the ropes!!!! "

SiD " What's he doing??? "

Guy " Pig Vomit on his feet again and with a head-butt forcing Fraser back a few steps .. Fraser begins pummeling him .. Pig Vomit with a whip sending Fraser against the ropes .. and a crucifix by Pig Vomit!!!!! "

Sid " Don't you mean 'Jizm on the Cross'???? "

Guy " ...1...2...3.. It's over!!!! Score yet another victory for Pig Vomit!!! "

SiD " I really wish someone could defeat him .. OH GOD!!!! NOW WHAT???? "

Guy " Pig Vomit's pulling out his penis and is urinating on Fraser's head!!!! "

SiD " I guess that's what happens when you mess with the man's whiskey .. I'm surprised people even get into the ring with him "

( The final release had Neep occompany Newlands and break up the "piss party" at the end. )

Winner : Pig Vomit

" Clive Anderson again here at Robert Wood Johnson Hospital having just spoke more extensively with Scorpian King's doctors. In case you've just tuned in Scorpian King was injured during his match tonight with Jamal. I have spoken with his doctors and they have informed me that though the damage to his spine was extensive he will be able to walk and in time, possibly wrestle again although with a great disability. However, regardless of his physical condition having joined the RMWF should the Prez want him to fight regardless of the hazards he must. So in short, Scorpian King is somewhat crippled, yet his career is not necessarily over. I now return you to the Garden State Art's Center.

( I forget who Bandit fought but i think he won. )

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