This segment was written by Pig Vomit and was added to an August show - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/7_29_00_Midget

Suddenly "Blood For You" comes over the PA and Pig Vomit walks down the ramp to the announcers table.

SiD "What the hell????"

Guy "What's Pig Vomit doing here???? His match isn't until later tonight!!!!!"

Riley "I'm confused"

SiD "You're always confused"

Pig Vomit "to show my gratitude to the Prez for all he's done for me & this fed ... i've aranged a lil surprise for him."

SiD "Oh god, i dont even want to know ..."

Guy "What surprise?????"

Pig Vomit "just sit back and watch ... "

(A blue-sy beat blasts over the PA as two Midgets make their way to the ring. The first one is wearing a red and black leisure suit and is bizarrly dancing while the other one is dressed in a wife-beater, a pair of stained cotton briefs, a crooked pair of glasses and a pink bunny hood.)

Sid "Jesus Christ ..."

Guy "Midgets????"

Pig Vomit "hell yea!!!!after hearing tha Prez's cry for a return to tha f-ckin Old School & sh-t i tracked these guys down ... Hank the drunk dwarf from Howard Stern and Michael J. Anderson ... tha f-ckin dancin midget from Twin Peaks.."

SiD "I can't believe this fed allows un-authorized matches ..."

Riley "Who's Howard Stern????"

Guy "They lock up, Hank has Michael in a Full Nelson, Michael's squealing ... Hank just tripped on his own feet!!!!! Michael's running around the ring taunting him!!!!! "

Pig Vomit "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Riley "What's so funny???"

SiD "This is ridiculous .."

Pig Vomit "what the fuck are you talking about???? they're fucking MIDGETS!!! and they're WRESTLING AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! it just doesnt get any fuckin better than that!!!!!

SiD "This fed has sunk to an even newer low ... what's next???? jello wrestling????"

Pig Vomit "maybe"

Sid "the bunny hood your idea???"

Pig Vomit "of course!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Guy "Now both of the wrestlers are just slapping at each other ... Hank climbs the turnbuckle and is giving the crowd the finger!!!!!"

Riley "That wasn't very nice .."

SiD "Oh shut up .."

Guy "Hank, off the ropes and running toward Michael ... he tackles him!!!!! Hank's chewing on his arm!!! Michael breaks free and slaps on a Camal Clutch!!!!!"

SiD "Damn.. that IS Old School.."

Guy "Well I'm sure this match has probably made the Prez happy ... but it doesn't seem like its going to end .."

Pig Vomit "why would you want it ta f-cking end?????? they're MIDGETS!!!!! and they're f-ckin WRESTLING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SiD "We DO have other matches to get to you know ..."

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