Monday Night Massacre 4-9-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_9_01_Monday_Night

Sid: "Welcome to Monday Massacre. What a show we have for you tonight. We will see The Hardcore Title on the line in a triple threat match and Neep will make an appearance for his open challenge match.!" Neep is pacing around backstage when he approaches Fraser.

Neep: "Hey where are AxX & Deadman? They're supposed to have a tag match against Cript & Hotboy!"

Fraser: "From what I've heard none of them have turned up"

Neep: "For fucks sake! If you see either team tell them to get the hell out cuz the match is canceled and they're all fined!"

Guy Mandel: "Our head booker's not happy with those two teams!"

Sid: "Who cares! Lets' get this show on the road

Triple Threat Match for RMWF Hardcore Title

Lightning (champion) v Darkstalka v Faarooq
'Boiler' by Limp Bizkit plays as Darkstalka makes his way to the ring with his wolves.
Faarooq soon follows and enters the ring.

Guy: "Faarooq starts the match early, and attacks Darkstalka before and Lightning ain't even had a chance to get to the ring yet."

Lightning's music plays as the two are getting it on in the ring

Sid: "Lightning on his way to the ring, Darkstalka runs off the ropes and launches himself onto the Champ, who is standing in the aisleway! "

Guy: "The fight's going into the crowd everything is perfectly legal in this environment.

Sid: " The three men are using any weapon that ain't nailed down as the fight is moving to the backstage area."

Guy: "Show Tymer is sitting in his car talking to Fraser Newlands as Darkstalka soon hurls Lightning through his windscreen! "

Sid: "I know Stalka hates Show Tymer but there's o need for that!"

Ashura is sitting in here locker room meditating when Darkstalka and Faarooq burst into the room and brawl all over the place.

Faarooq throws Ashura out the door and hits Darkstalka with a chair.

Guy: "Here comes Lightning. He's split wide open!"

Lightning spots Neep's Harley and tries to start it up to run down his opponents

Sid: "Here comes Neep! He hauls Lightning off his bike and throws him into a wall.

Guy: "Stalka and Faarooq are heading back out here!"

Neep then speeds towards them on his bike and mows down Faarooq

Guy: "The three men make their way back to the arena, where Darkstalka and Faarooq exchanged punches on the stage.

Sid: "Oh my god! Lightning just threw Faarooq off the stage!"

Guy: "Stalka sneaks up behind Lightning! Reverse DDT on the stage!"
1,2,3 - Darkstalka wins Hardcore Title The cameras are backstage where Neep is trying to hit on Buffy.

Neep: "I've been watching you as of late and you don't need that stake to enjoy yourself. How about I give you something else that sorta shape instead?"

A Voice shouts down from the corridor.

"Hey Neep! You're out next!"

Fraser: "What the fuck you up to? You gotta get down to ringside now!

Neep: "Shit! I gotta go for my match! You take this card an call me later okay?"
Buffy looks at Neep as he walks away down the corridor Neep's open challenge match 'Take a Look Around' by Limp Bizkit plays and Fraser Newlands enters through the crowd and enters the ring.

He gets a mic.

Fraser: "Ladies and Gentlemen. May I introduce to you. From Huntly, Scotland representing N.W.O he is one half of the RMWF Tag Team Champions with myself - Grant 'Neep' Turner!"
Rollin' by Limp Bizkit plays as Neep heads down the ramp on his Harley.

He drives it down to ringside and gets off and goes up to ring girl Jenna Jameson. Neep hands her some cash and she pulls off her top in front of the sell out audience to a massive pop

Sid: "I've seen those at least 1000 times already!"

Guy: "Yeah, you wank over her videos enough!"

Neep: "I set out an open invitation for anyone in this fed who wishes to fight me! If you got the balls to fight me - bring it the fuck on!"

Justin Sane's music hits as Neep stands in the ring

Guy: "Here we go! Neep is starting a hole right through his challenger.. Justinsane goes for the Insane Bomb early on, but Neep counters with an facebuster. "

Sid: "The fight then spills to the outside, and Neep drives Justin Sane into the ringsteps and ringpost.

The two fight back into the ring as Justinsane goes on offense

Guy: "Justin Sane again goes for an Insane Bomb, but his arm is still hurting after being driven into the ringpost Grant Turner continues his assault on the rookie, focusing on the left arm.

Sid: "The Braveheart hits a belly to belly suplex"

1,2 - Kickout by Justinsane

Guy: " Neep goes for the Flying Scotsman from the top rope, Justin Sane kicks Grant Turner right in the face!"

Sid: " Sane follows up with two swinging neckbreakers."

Guy: "Sane also assaults Neep's knee."

Sid: "Neep battles back with some right hands and clothesline his opponent down. Neep puts Justin in the Anklelock."

Sid: "The ref is asking Justin if he wants to quit. But makes the ropes.

'Boiler' by Limp Bizkit plays and Darkstalka makes his way to ringside followed by Ashura.
Show Tymer's music plays and he follows the two out. "

Guy: "Neep has the referee distracted! Ashura enters the ring and lays out Justin Sane with a chair shot!"

Sid: "Neep turns round and locks Justinsane in a camel clutch! The referee is asking Justin if he gives in."

Guy: "Neep torking back on that neck of Justinsane. The referee calls for the bell! Justin Sane is out cold!"

Winner by submission: Grant 'Neep' Turner
Show Tymer & Abstrakt enter the ring and Ashura shakes Neep's hand. Neep shouts to the timekeeper and is thrown some beers. Neep hands a can to Show Tymer, Abstrakt & Fraser and toast his win. Show Tymer turns round and salutes to the fans and get attacked by Neep from behind. Abstrakt & The Bravehearts keep pounding on Show Tymer until Pulverizer runs in to make the save. The four N.W.O members walk up the ring as Neep laughs at his former partner out cold in the ring.

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