Friday Night Slam 4-6-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_6_01_Friday_Night

( The Prez sits in his office when he gets a knock on his door . )

Prez " Come in ! "

( Neep walks in and sits down . )

Neep " Hey attendence is really low because there are no veterans wrestling tonight . "

Prez " Ahhh so who cares we got to give the new guys a chance . "

Neep " Eric Johnson is here tonight , ya have any plans for him ? "

Prez " Nah , we already busted up his car that is enough . Let the loser alone . "

Neep " OK well can we talk about The World Belt ? "

Prez " Yeah here is my idea ! "

( The camera pans out as the office door closes in our face .. )

Guy " Hello ladies and gentelmen and welcome to Friday Night Slam the charity addition . Tonight we are at Humpsley Highschool in Buckstown South Dakota ! All proceeds go to some charity tonight . "

SiD " I can't believe our greedy Prez is doing a charity event . Is it part of his probation or something ? "

Guy " He's not on probation stop it . "

SiD " Well what are him and Neep up to and why are they talking about The World Belt ? "

Guy " Who knows guess we will have to wait and find out ."

SiD " Yeah unless The Prez gets high and forgets about it like he always does . "

Guy " Well lets get this show on the road ."

SiD " Yeah its for charity so we're not getting paid ! "

Guy " Hugh what am I going to do with you ?"

( Backstage Cript arrives and as he makes his way into the building he feels a cold draft on his back . The hunter stalks him from behind but when he turns around nothing is there but the shadows ... He makes his way to the boys locker room , which serves as the temporary dressing room for the night , then too his locker which he finds a pigs heart with a stake through it ... )

SiD " What the hell was that crap about , look like Cript has a secret admirer ."

Guy " More like a stalker . "

SiD " Nah mark my words someone has the hots for him , probably Goldust ."

Guy " Don't think so Goldust has a girlfriend ."

SiD " Thats just a front to try and stop us from making gay jokes . "

Guy " We will see , a lot of unanswered questions tonight , but now our first match ."

AxX -vs- Sparten
( The lights go out and a green spot light comes on Sparten as the fireworks go off the crowd pops and he walks slowly down the ring. )

Guy " Well AxX and Sparten are ready to go in there first match in The RMWF . This could be history in the making . "

SiD " Or these guys could just end up being two nobodys like the hundreds of people who have passed through this fed . "

Guy " Your such a miserble bastard you know that ? "

SiD " Would not have it any other way . "

Guy " The bell rings and both men charge into action !!! Sparten ducks unde a clothesline by AxX and takes him down with a russian footsweep . Sparten picks up AxX and delivers a snap mare to gain control of the match . "

SiD " God my stomach hurts , eeeeeew must of been that cheap beer I drank last night ."

Guy " How about we try something new if you don't have anything important to say try being quiet . We can do with out the useless comments ."

SiD " Everything I say is important ..... Uuum ..... "

Guy " Excactly , AxX slips out of a head lock by Sparten and sends him into the ropes and nails him with a flying cross body . AxX with a brainbuster now followed by a scoop slam . Sparten is on the mat as AxX flexes his muscles and taunts him . He gets to one knee only to be sent back down with a big boot from AxX . "

SiD " Oh ummmmmm , nevermind ... "

Guy " See its not that hard to keep your mouth shut ! "

SiD " Yeah but its my job to run my mouth ."

Guy " Just think of it as your getting paid to do nothing . "

SiD " Good point . "

Guy " AxX has Sparten up too his feet and here comes a big choke slam . Sparten needs to do something quick before AxX destroys him with all these power moves . AxX moves in for another move but Sparten rolls out of danger then dives at AxX tackling him to the mat . Sparten starts to pound AxX who trys his best to ward off the attack but Sparten is just punching to furiously to be stopped . The ref breaks it up but not before Sparten kicks AxX in the jaw and grabs him for a suplex . Sparten is all fired up as he stomps his feet and flings his hands in the air . He waits for the right momment then pounces on AxX putting him in a piledriver . Heres the cover but it only ends in a two count as AxX kicks out . Not to about to be dicouraged Sparten keeps up his attack with a standing drop kick and a clotheline not allowing AxX to get back up to his feet . AxX tries one more attempt at regaining control of the match but Sparten has other ideas as he ddt's AxX then sets him up for his finisher The Final Destination . Lets see it's kinda like a razors edge but ends in a stunner . Sparten hooks the leg 1 , 2 , 3 and we have our first winner . "

Winner : Sparten
( Spider-Man sits in an office shuffling papers and playing with himself as a thought bubble apears over his head .. )

Spidey " Lets see Kid Money ran off again but The Prez is letting him keep the title . Rebel , Darkstalka and the whole rest of the fed are gunning for him but if he really is unbeatable then I got to do something to save the fed . Kid Money must be stopped gotta call The Prez ! "

( Spidey picks up the phone a calls The Prez and the scene switches to a split screan of both men on the phone ... )

Prez " Yeah who is it ? "

Spidey " It's me your Vice Prez . "

Prez " Really we never talk . Whats up ? "

Spidey " Your World Champ . "

Prez " Yeah what about him ? "

Spidey " Well do you think it is time we did something , maybe picked a new champ and worked some magic to dethrone Kid Money . Do you really want that Vanilla Ice wanna be to be our champ ? "

Prez " Hmmm funny you bring that up we Neep and I we're just talking about that . Kid Money is a good champ , even though he does run off from time to time . But your right with the curent talent we have in this fed I don't think he is gonna lose that belt any time soon . N.W.O. might have to step in but for right now we are gonna sit back and see what happens ."

Spidey " Yeah but he defeated four of our best men . We don't want him to have too much power . "

Prez " Don't worry nobody has the power but me . I got it all under control . "

Spidey " Ok but one last thing , if we do need some cleaning up let me handle it N.W.O. is just Neep and CSD screws everything up . Lets do it right this time . "

Prez " Sure now let me go I got a charity event to run ... "

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Guy " Hugh it looks like all The RMWF staff is keeping an eye on Kid Money . I guess they don't want him to control the fed . "

SiD " I think they should worry about The Vine if he defeats Kid Money he will hold almost every belt . "

Guy " Yeah but he struck some kind of deal with The Prez so right now he is in the clear."

SiD " You know who gets the short end of the stick , Neep . He does all The Prez's dirty work and all he gets is some stupid Life Time Achievment award . The Prez should get him a title shot again ."

Guy " He has his chance , plus no one else has ever gotten that award ."

SiD " Well I don't understand why The Prez wants to take down Kid Money . It pains me to say it but he might be the best champ he has ever had ."

Guy " He did'nt say he was taking him down . He just said he was watching him ."

SiD " Whatever it is still wierd . "

Guy " Well enough about Kid Money as our next two wrestlers are coming down to the ring ."

The Klaw # 3 -vs- Cript
Guy " Maybe we will find out who is stalking Cript during this match . The Klaw # 3 returns after not wrestling in a while lets see if he really is new and improved like he says he is ."

SiD " Hey the guy is a super villion and the leader of a thrid world country , what more could you ask for ? "

Guy " Yes he was defeated by The Gold Ranger in the almost defunct Division X league for The Infinity Gauntlet . Now it is in safe hands . "

SiD " Yeah you ever notice The Prez starts these things then never stciks with them . What happened to that football league he started ."

Guy " The NAFA it is still going but barley , ratings are real low but not as low as The XFL . Well The Klaw # 3 is coming down to the ring with two of his deformed henchmen and the match gets set the begin . "

SiD " Cript is not out here yet . "

Guy " Well he better hurry . "

( Black smoke fills the arena and a red spotlight starts to flash . )

SiD " The highschool is on fire , RUN for your life !!! "

Guy " It is not thats just part of The Cript's entrance . "

SiD " Oooooh ! "

Guy " Here he comes to the ring !!! "

SiD " Look at these two . The Klaw a super villion and another reject who thinks he's from Hell . This place never ceases to amaze me ! "

Guy " Cript is climbing into the ring when one of The Klaw's henchmen grabs his legs . He trys to shake him off but The Klaw # 3 kicks him in the head as the bell rings . The ref warns The Klaw about his men interfering but he just ignores him and helps Cript into the ring by suplexing him over the ropes . The Klaw now choking Cript and once again the ref has to step in to break it up ."

SiD " This is gonna be a dirty match , expect some nut shots tonight ."

Guy " I have to agree with you on that , asshole ."

SiD " What was the asshole part for ? "

Guy " Don't know it just felt good . The Klaw decides to wrestle for a little while and sends Cript into the ropes where he catches him for a side slam . Now The Klaw delivers a few right hands before setting Cript up for a suplex but ..."

SiD " He blocks it and reverses it ! "

Guy " Ummm thanks SiD ."

SiD " No problem ."

Guy " Uhhhh Hum , OK , Cript picks The Klaw # 3 up and has him up for a choke slam . The Klaw is about a foot off the mat kicking his feet and choking . The ref starts to count as a warning to Cript to drop him , which he does sending Klaw crashing to the mat . Double arm hook suplex by Cript followd by a leg drop off the ropes , he goes for the pn but The Klaw kicks ut with no problem and gets off an eye rake . Cript stumbles back holding his face and The Klaw # 3 drop kicks him over and out of the ropes . "

SiD " Eeeew Critp came down funny , looks like he broke his neck . That would suck in his first match !!! "

Guy " Yes it would , he looked like a promising young wrestler . The Klaw climbs out of the ring and bends over to pick up Crip BUT Cript stands up and grabs The Klaw by the neck and choke slams him to the floor ."

SiD " How did he survive that fall ??? "

Guy " Don't know but he is putting a whouping on The Klaw , beating him from one end of the floor to the other . The Klaw gets away from Cript and retreats around the side of the ring . He follows him and gets blindsided by Klaw ! Now , The Klaw has the uppper hand and is beating down Cript . He whips him into the side of the ring , then slams his face into the mat and climbs back into the ring . The Klaw # 3 picks up Cript from inside of the ring and helps him back in with a suplex ... The Klaw goes for a piledriver but Cript grabs his legs and rolls him over for a quick pin . The Klaw is caught by surprise and 1 , 2 , 3 it's over . Cript gets his first win of his career and The Klaw 3 follows down the path of his sucessors losing again ! "

Winner : Cript
( Backstage again , The Klaw 3 is getting ready for his flight home . He storms around the dressing room kicking over boxes as his henchmen cower in the corner . Just as his little rampage ends he heres a sound coming from beyond the lockers , cocks his head and feels a sharp pain in his chest before he turns to dust ... Buffy Summers stands over his remains then raises an arm towards the henchmen who scatter . Probably to go reserect the next Klaw .. )

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SiD " So The Klaw 3 was a vampire all along . Good thing we have The Slayer here to protect us . "

Guy " Yeah I guess it's time for a new Klaw to try and take over the world . This one did not last long at all ... Lets move on to our next match . One we had not had in a while a tag team , then the main event . Our Hardcore Champ in a non-title match against Justinsane !!! "

The Bricks -vs- Capital Carnage
Guy " Well both tag teams making there debut tonight . The Bricks are brothers Eric " The Crusher " Johnson and Rodney " The Killer " Johnson . Capital Cranege is AxX who lost his first match tonight and Deadman who has been here for a wekk or two . "

SiD " This match is gonna suck ! "

Guy " Why do you say that ? "

SiD " I just hate tag teams . "

Guy " You hate everything and no one really cares what you think , so blow it out your ass . "

SiD " Damn what is your problem tonight ? "

Guy " Sorry , just not myself . Both teams are in the ring as the bell sounds . Rodney is in first for The Bricks and Deadman for Capital Carnage . They tie up and Rodney gets a knee up to Deadman's midsection then takes him down with a double ax handle to the back .
Rodney with a quick piledriver drags Deadman to his corner for the tag as Eric Johnson comes off the second ropes for an elbow drop . Johnson has Dedaman by the hair and delivers a big right hand followed by another and another and another ! Deadman blocks the last blow and returns the favor then runs to his corner to tag in AxX ! AxX comes in with a furry of blows ."

SiD " AxX looks like he wants to redeem himself for his loss with Sparten ! "

Guy " Yes he is really pummiling The Crusher who is trying to tag his brother . AxX makes sure The Crusher can not get to his corner as he delivers a deadly looking Bannana Spilt . "

SiD " ....... "

Guy " He does a periit then dips him , looks like The Crusher is in trouble as Rodney storms the ring ... Rodney nails AxX then jumps on him and starts choking him . The ref trys to break it up as Deadman climbs to the top rope and dives off nailing Rodney . Now
Eric Johnson gets up and nails Deadman as we have an all out war on our hands . "

SiD " The ref should disqualify both of these teams but hey that would be no fun right !"

Guy " Correct SiD , AxX tosses The Crusher out of the ring and him and his partner go to work on Rodney . Deadman sets up Rodney as AxX comes off the ropes with a flying decapitation move . Now Deadman literally stomps on Rodney's head . Eric Johnson starts to climb back into the ring but AxX cuts him off . The Crusher has a chair and gives AxX a cajir shot but it may be too late as Deadman pins Rodney on the other side of the ring , 1 ! "

SiD " Deadman is not the legal man in ! That pin should not count . "

Guy " 2 , The Crusher dives at Deadman and clips him with the chair but is too late as the ref slams his hand down for 3 !!!! "

SiD " Wait I don't think Rodney is the legal man either , aaaah fuck it who knows . Capital Carnage wins .. "

Winners : Capital Carnage
( Up on Lookout Hill a station wagon is parked looking over the little town of Buckstown South Dakota . It bounces up and down rythmically as the camera zooms up to the back window . Inside Goldust is nailing his new girl friend in a place we will not speak of , oh OK in her butt ... The Prez knocks on the window ... )

Prez " Hey is this what I pay you for ? "

Goldust " Hugh aaaw man I don't know what you pay me for . I'm busy go away man . "

Prez " Fine but I want to see you in my office when you done . "

Goldust " Yeah whatever grrrrugh ugh yeah baby ! Who's your gold daddy bitch , yeah "

Justinsane -vs- Ligthning ( non-title )
Guy " Lightning comes out with his Hardcore Belt as Justinsane waits in the ring ! Both me n get ready as Gary Coleman finishes the announcements . "

SiD " Lightning is a champ now how did he get sucked into this charity event ?"

Guy " Justinesane pissed him off I guess , I don't know I just call the matches not book them !!! The match begins as the bell rings and Lightning charges Justinsane he tackles him and they both come crashing down to the mat . Both men exchange punches back and forth until Justinesane gets off a nut shot . "

SiD " All our wrestlers are always going for the balls . Don't they know that shit hurts?"

Guy " They do whatever they got to do to win . Survival , man its all about survival . Lightning rolls off Justine in pain gripping his balls as Justine kicks him in the back . Then picks him up for a piledriver . This will be a big proving point for Justine if he can beat The Hardcore Champ in his first match ... Lightning now up to his feet clotheslines Justinsane but Justine recovers quick and takes down the champ with an arm drag .. Justine with a step over toe hold but Lightning will have nothing to do with it as he powers his way out of it and delivers antother clothesline flipping Justine out of the ring ... "

SiD " Lightning needs this breather , Justinsane is full of energy and ready for this challenge ."

Guy " Lightning rolls out of the ring only to be nailed by Justine but he just shrugs off the blow and retunrs a double ax handle sending Justine into the announcers table . Watch out as Lightning closes in Justine picks up our water pitcher and nails Lightning over the head cutting him in the process . The blow just fules Lightning as he grabs Justine and slams his head into the table . "

SiD " You know in the scouting reports we had on Lightning when he joined the fed said he was a high flyer but since winning The Hardcore Belt he has proven worthy of the title !"

Guy " Yes , this match is pretty hardcore as Lightning ddts Justine to the floor . Now he grabs the ring bell and climbs up on a table . The ref trys to stop him but he comes flying off nailing Justinsane with the bell . "

SiD " You know this is not a hardcore match , why is the ref letting this happen ?"

Guy " He's not he rings the bell probably disqualifying Lightning ."

SiD " Yeah but Justinsane used the water pitcher earlier , they both should be DQ'd . "

Guy " Lets go to Gary Coleman for the official announcement . "

Gary Coleman " The ref for tonights match has decided this a no contest . Don't ask it makes no sence but that is the decision !!! "

SiD " What the hell , it should be a double DQ ..."

Guy " I guess he was doing both men a favor and not giving them a loss on there records . Well this is Guy Mandel for SiD , The King , Nasty and the rest of The RMWF crew saying good night , GOOD NIGHT !!!! "

Winner : No Contest

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