Wednsday Night Havok 4-4-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_4_01_Wednsday_Night

" Welcome ladies and gentleman to yet another episode of Wedsnday Night Havok.. Described even by The Prez himself as the RMWF's best show.. Here with me tonight as always is SiD " The King " Nasty.. who got his ass kicked by Pig Vomit just a few days ago.. Hehehe "

SiD " Fuck you "

Guy " Tonight we have.. well.. Just standard matches.. No Belts up for grabs for once nor any specialty matches either "

SiD " S'cause these promotors are slacking off on ther show's quality "

Guy " I wouldn't neccesarily say that SiD.. I mean The Prez just did an eight hour PPV and a week or so before that Spider-man did a six hour one "

SiD " Blah blah blah "

Guy " Your just pissy cause you got your ass kicked on international television "

SiD " Guy.. I'm warning you.. Shut the hell up about that "

Guy " Hehe.. Fine.. Hehe.. Okay folks.. It's time for our first match to begin so.. "

Jimi Pop -vs- Cere Bellum
( Cere Bellum walks out the entryway and enters the ring. Next out is Jimi Pop who is welcomed by a round of cheers from the crowd, he does some kind of hand gesture before climbing into the ring. Just as the bell rings however the camera switches over to an arid platau where an enourmous arena is being constructed. A helicoptor enters the shot and lands near a trailor. Spider-Man exits the coptor and is greeted by the project's foreman. )

Spidey " So how's it coming along Frank?? "

Bob " Quite well.. there's no doubt that it'll be ready for the Year One PPV Spider-Man "

Spidey " Excellent .. That's just what I wanna hear Frank.. just one problem.. the year One PPV was last weekend "

Bob " Ummm.. oh.. Sorry "

Spidey " Nice to see the Prez hires such inustriously compitant workers.. You have a week to have this shit ready.. Ya got me Frank??? "

Bob " Ummm.. Yes sir.. but uhh.. my name's Bob "

Spidey " Good for you "

( The camera switches back over to SiD and Guy. )

Guy " Wow i can't wait til they finish it "

SiD " Why don't you clue the people watching at home what that is "

Guy " Should I??? Or should I let it be a surprize??? "

SiD sighs " No one will care or remember by whenever its finished.. if it ever is.. so there will be no built up anticipation "

Guy " That's not neccesarily true "

SiD " Look people it's Thunder Dome.. Y'know.. two men enter.. one man leaves.. And for those of you unfamiliar with that Madmax movie.. well shame on you!!! Anyway.. it's a giant caged dome arena with various cache`s of weapons mounted and hanging from the spiked and razor wired cage walls.. So basically it's an EXTREMELY HARDCORE hardcore / weapons / Hell in a Cell / Death Match in which the only way to win is to survive.. and it was scheduled for its first use on the Year One PPV.. who knows when it'll be done now tho.. but anyway if you can cheat death you will also get a special prize I'm told.. which knowing the clowns that run this fed it'll probably be a retarded Belt or a chance to do a card "

Guy " I'm sure our staff can think of some better prize than that "

SiD " Two words... Blood Belt "

Guy sighs " Whatever SiD.. Whatever.. Let's just get onto the match

SiD " Whatever "

Guy " Jimi jumps off the turnbuckles but his big splash misses Cere Bellum and he hits the canvas hard "

SiD " Haha! "

Guy " CB goes for a running leg-drop but Jimi is up too soon and gives him a short-armed clothesline!!! Jimi kicks him a few times then slaps on a fisherman's suplex which makes Cere Bellum start squeeling "

SiD " Squeel boy!!! Squeeeeeeeel like a pig! Hehe "

Guy " Jimi Pop releases his opponent then stomps him twice "

SiD " Go ' weeeeeee-eeeeee ' hehe "

Guy " Done yet???? "

SiD " Piss off "

Guy " Jimi Pop with a Scorpian Deathdrop to Cere Bellum.. CB's lookin a bit out of it "

SiD " A bit??? Is the kid even concious???? "

Guy " Hmmmm... Semi it would appear.. Jimi with a torture rack... He dives off the top rope with a Death Valley Driver and knocks CB out!!!! "

SiD " Hahaha!!! I think that Cere Bellum kid could give old Arn Anderson a run for his money "

Guy " Maybe.. but regardless we have our winner "

Winner by K.O.: Jimi Pop
SiD " That kid couldn't wrestle for shit.. I'm surprise he didn't get killed "

Guy " Me too actually.. but anyway we have our next match up now "

SiD " Oh yea.. that Misty chick's up next!!! "

Guy " No she's not "

SiD " What???? "

Guy " That match was forgotten about soon after the show was booked so.. It got canceled "

SiD " Sonuvabitch "

Guy " Well we do have Nightmare and Lightning up next "

SiD " Oh joy "

Guy " Which is kind of odd actually cause I thought Nightmare said he was gonna retire "

SiD " He probably did.. That guy always says he's leaving but never does "

Guy " Kind of like you when you invite yourself over to my house huh SiD??? "

SiD " You know what??? Fuck you "

Nightmare -vs- Lightning
( The lights dim and Lightning walks down the catwalk to the ring. He reaches the ring and a few moments pass but there's no sign of Nightmare. Lightning begins pacing the ring impatiently awaiting his opponent. The crowd grows noisey in confusion then start cheering as Triumph walks out and down to the ring. )

Triumph " Oh yes all you sons of bitches it is I!!!! I am not here to wrestle however but to convey a message concerning Nightmare.. It would seem that this morning he was down in the projects buying crack cocaine and well.. The cops caught him and threw him in the pokey!!!! Hahahaha!!! What a moron huh??? But seriously folks I do not jest.. He was arressted for some drug related something or other.. Steroids I think.. I forgot the details.. So Nightmare automatically loses this match because the stupid clown is a no-show.. and rather than to make it a "no contest" Lightning will be this matches winner because he is such a talented wrestler.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!! Hehehe "

Winner by Default: Lightning
SiD " Well that was lame "

Guy " Agreed.. I take it that this time Nightmare is gone for good??? "

SiD " Yeah right.. We should be so lucky.. That guy keeps turning up like a bad penny.. Whatever that clich` means "

( Triumph makes his way to the announcer's table and pulls up a seat. )

SiD " Oh great "

Triumph " Greetings my fellow announcers "

Guy " Good to see you again Triumph "

Triumph " Yes yes.. I know.. Everyone loves the Triumph "

SiD " Not me "

Triumph " Oh you can just go to hell SiD Nasty!!! "

Guy " Are you going to be sitting in with us for our final match tonight??? "

Triumph " Yes I do beleive that I will "

Guy " Cool.. Cause I gotta pee.. You can cover for me "

Triumph " Sure thing boss "

SiD " Man... "

Guy " Well I'll hold it for a few minutes.. "

Buffy -vs- Deadman
( Nerf Herder erupts across the PA system as Buffy Summers walks down to the ring head held high, to face her less than living opponent. Who is imaginitivly known as, Deadman. He stares at her with a pompous confidence as she enters the ring. He is too foolhardy to realize however that he should be terrified for his very existance. For Buffy is no ordinary college student. She is the Slayer. )

Guy " There's the bell and the match is underway!!! Deadman charges Buffy and tries to grab her but she ducks his arms and gives him a quick kick to the side!!! He stumbles a bit then lunges at her.. which she dodges!!!! She punches him in the face.. She throws another punch but he catches her fist and punches her back!!!! Deadman sweeps her feet and delivers an elbow drop but Buffy rolls out of the way and springs back to her feet!!! Damn.. I'm going to go pee I'll be right back!!! "

SiD " No rush "

( Guy gets up from his seat and walks away swiftly. )

SiD " You know he's really gonna take a dump "

Triumph " Hehe "

SiD " Buffy runs to, then up the turnbuckles and does a reverse dive off of them and nails Deadman with a driving elbow!!! Ohhh man.. She's straddling him.. and punching the hell outta him!!!! "

Triumph " Ooohh would you just look at that little bitch ... reminds me of two puppys fighting under a blanket .. the things I would do to her... Arf arf!! arf!! Oh hehe excuse me .. I got a little carried away there "

SiD " You're stupid "

Triumph " No you're stupid "

SiD " Am not "

Triumph " Are too "

SiD " Not "

Triumph " Are "

Guy, apon returning " Jesus!! I go away for one minute and you two revert to children "

Triumph " Bite me "

SiD " Yeah!! Bite him "

Triumph " Oh you go to hell "

Guy " Why God??? Why?? "

Triumph " Hehehe "

Guy sighs " Buffy with a spinning kick sends Deadman smashing into the turnbuckle.. She grabbs his head and slams it against them!!!! She grabs his arm and flips him over her shoulder and goes for a pin!!!! 1.. Oh!!! Rope breaker!!! "

( Buffy glares at referee Gary Coleman. )

SiD " She doesnt look to thrilled about that one "

Guy " Deadman starts getting up.. on his hands and knees.. Buffy kicks him half way across the ring!!!! She scoops him up and starts punching him repeatedly then kicks him down again!!!! She goes for the pin again... "

Triumph " Remind me not to mess with that pretty little bitch.. She's too spirited for this old dog "

SiD " Well she gets the three count and the ref makes his ruling.. match is over let's go home "

Winner: Buffy
Guy " That Buffy is as tough as she is beautiful "

SiD " You think so??? Look at her nose.. it's all wierd lookin "

Guy " What??? "

SiD " Nevermind.. I'm going home "

Guy " Well I guess there's nothing more left to do or say here tonight folks other than be sure to tune in to Friday Night Slam in two short days.. And on behalf of SiD, Triumph and myself.. "

Triumph " I can speak for myself thank you very much.. I am no retard "

SiD " ......... "

Guy sighs " Good night folks "

RMWF

SpiderMan7788@aol.com

Visitors: 00525

Page Updated Tue May 22, 2001 3:49am EDT