Friday House Show 4-27-01 - at the UCLA Sports Arena - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_27_01_Friday_House

Prievously Recorded :

Shadow -vs- Mayhem
This match was the debut of both men in The RMWF . Shadow being a new member of the ever powerful , Cosa Nastro , gave his stable a bad name turning in a sub-par performance . Mayhem had actually had an untelevised match a week before and was a real disapointment , until we learned he had a touch of food poisining . The match was short as Mayhem devistated and confused Shadow , with speed and a few power moves . Before winning the match with a moonsault at 5:15 .

Winner : Mayhem

Falcon -vs- Jimi Pop
Jimi Pop is still trying to make a name or himself in The RMWF but ran into a brick wall named Falcon . Falcon having just returned after blowing himself up with a hand greneade , on The RMWF Year One PPV , dazzling opponents with his speed and strenght . Jimi Pop gav honest effort but just fell short not able to capitalize on the few opportunitys Falcon gave him .

Highlights :
SiD " Falcon looks good having just returned from being dead ! "

Guy " Yes , but its Jimi Pop on the atack now as he climbs the top rope . "

SiD " Jimi better be careful this is the first chance he has had to actually to do any damage to Falcon . I would not suggest ... "

Guy " WAIT , FALCON JUST PUSHED JIMI POP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE !!! Jimi has fallen out of the ring and smashed open his head . The veteran must have been playing possum with the rookie , oh sorry what we're you saying SiD ? "

SiD " That I would not suggest a high risk maneuver at this time . "

Guy " I guess that will be a lesson learned . "

Winner By Count Out : Falcon
Deadman -vs- Dejay
" What a great story this is , Deadman came to this fed wih what looked to be a promising career ahead of him but then disappointed us all by only managing a single win . He lingered at the bottom of the rankings and looked to be heading for certain death until he surprized the world with this match . "

Highlights
SiD " Is this the same guy or is Dejay J a really really really really bad wrestler ?? "

Guy " No it just look like Deadman has been hitting the gym more often .. Has has been very impressive tonight actually .. You gotta give him props "

SiD " Yeah I can't believe it . He looks like a new man , and no the clown he has been since he started in this fed . "

Guy " Deadman with a hurricanrana !! There's a cover ..1..2..3!!! Deadman wins he match !!! It's things like this that always warm my heart . "

SiD " What , sweatty men rubbing against each other ? "

Guy " No .. Deadman came here running his mouth and challenging everyone and their mother to a match.. He looked like just another fool who was wasting our time but No , Instead of quiting or getting himself killed like oh so many. He perservered though , ignored the odds and improved his wrestling . Most people who post a 4-1 record just give up and don't take the time to learn to be a better wrestler. Nothing pleases me more than when the Prez gives someone such an opportunity and they take it. All the good wrestlers bitch that we allow crappy wrestlers in the fed. They think it brings it down but let me remind you that The Vine .. Showtime .. and even PIG VOMIT as well as many others were just like Deadman when they first started and now look at them !!! "

SiD " That was beautiful Guy . "

Guy " Why do you have to be an ass all the time SiD ? Why can't you ever appretiate a wrestler's struggle to better himsef ? "

SiD " Look, I was being serious . I mean yeah .. He still sucks .. But I CAN appretiate how he struggled not to suck as bad . "

Guy " Well.. I guess that's the closest anyone can get to receiving a complement from you . "

Winner: Deadman
Buffy -vs- The Bodyguard
" Buffy 'The Vampire' Slayer kept her perfect record tonight as she devastated The Bodyguard in a quic match sending her to the KOTR rumble on RMWF Forever. This match also brought up the question.. Again.. Should Buffy be alowed to wrestle in the regular ranks or since she seems almost super-human at times be forced into Division X?? "

SiD " Like Buffy isa TV show.. So this chick can't really be 'The Slayer' can she?"

Guy " I guess the show is based on her from real life. I mean look at her.. The Bodyguard'spunches aren't even phasing her. Plus she just pulled off some un-human 'Matrix' move a minute ago . "

SiD " Yeah and no one uses terms lik 'No biggie' either.. I think she's from another planet or something . "

Guy " Buffy with a neckbreaker as The Bodyguard does not look to be the best shape . "

SiD " Yeah I think Buffy has taken the name of that move literally . You're not supposed to break their necks . "

Finisher : Ball Breaker

( Buffy's new finisher is very contraversial , but it wouldn't be The RMWF without a little contraversy now would it.. )

Guy " Buffy stands Bodyguard up on the top rope and takes his feet out from under him , making him nail his testicles onto the turnbuckle . "

SiD " That's her new finisher ? It doesn't look legal !!! "

Guy " Yeah , it's called a 'Ball Buster' > It sure gets the job done as she gets the pin and the win , advancing herself to KOTR . "

SiD " Now she is going to be pulling double duty on the PPV with her match with Ashura , Which should be exciting and erotic "

Winner : Buffy
Sparten -vs- Neep
King of the Ring
Sparten has not been happy with his matches being untelevised the last few shows and The Prez answered his call by televising him last week . Sparten responded by putting on a great match and earning him the respect of The RMWF . This match he had his chance to really make a name by defeating veteran Neep and making it to the final round of KOTR and he did not let the oppurtuinity go to waiste .

Highlights :
SiD " I think Neep and Sparten have both forgoten about King of the Ring . Niether of them really made comments about this match during the week but they both seem into winning it now . "

Guy " Yes this has been a long brutal match going both ways at either time . Right now Neep is trying to ware down the energenic Sparten with a head lock but it does not last for long as Sparten powers his way out with an atomic drop . Drop kick by Sparten sends Neep flying over the top rope and Sparten follows . "

SiD " This could be trouble , it always spells trouble when both men are outside of the ring . "

Wonded Tiger :
SiD " I'm telling you Neep has something in his hand . "

Guy " Well I don't see it and he is hurt pretty bad just slumped in the corner of the ring . Here comes Sparten with a splash , then he hops on the second rope to deliver a few punches as the crowd counts . OH NEEP NAILS HIM BACK BUSTING HIM WIDE OPEN , THEN HE TOSSES SOMETHING OUT OF THE RING ! "

SiD " Told you he had something in his hand . It's that ever dreadful foreign object and he split Sparten open pretty bad . "

Turning Point :
Guy " This could be it . Neep is on the top rope and ready to join his partner Fraser Newlands in The King of the Ring touny . As Sparten is knocked out in the center of the ring , bleeding pretty bad . Flying Scotsman , by Turner , BUT NO SPARTEN GOT HIS KNEES UP ."

SiD " That was a perfect counter by Sparten he got both knees up into his midsection , probably knocking the wind out of Neep ."

Guy " Well if the knee to the midsection did not do it the chop to Neep's throat probably did as he hooks the legs and gets the three count ! "

Winner : Sparten

Bud Brody -vs- Vic Victory
We know little about both men but they both made an impressive debut . Bud Brody dominated most of the match weighing in over 300 lbs . But Vic Victory held his own using many great and unseen wrestling moves . Bud Brody started to slow down a bit towards the end but evened the playing field by slowing Victory down with him with a sleeper in the center of the ring . Victory did not tap out however and the match raged on until Bud Brody got off a ddt to end the match . It was a close one and if these to ever meet again it could easliy ened with a V for Vic Victory .

Winner : Bud Brody

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