Monday Night Massacre 4-16-01 - Is this the last Show by Neep ? - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_16_01_Monday_Night

Neep enters the N.W.O locker room while Fraser,C.S.D & The Vine are sat talking.

Neep: "A'right you twa, fit's up?"

Fraser: "Eric Johnson has failed to turn up for his match against Spartan"

Neep: "For fucks sake! C.S.D, get me Spartan now!!"

C.S.D leaves the room in search of Spartan

Vine: "Neep! Phone, it's the Prez!"

Neep: "A'right Wil, everything's under control for the time being!"

C.S.D re-enters with Spartan

Spartan: "What's up Neep?"

Neep: "With Eric Johnson not turning up I'm awarding you the match on a forfeit, now get the fuck!"

Spartan leaves

C.S.D: "Hey Neep, we got bigger problems! There's a big cross hanging above the ring.
Someone obviously getting into the Easter spirit!"

Neep: "What the fuck? Prez I gotta go! Something's came up!"

The Bravehearts -vs- Capital Carnage
Capital Carnage's music plays and AxX & Deadman enter down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

'Flower of Scotland' plays and Neep and Fraser walk down the ramp carrying their country's flag with them.

Guy " AxX and Neep started off the match .. AxX has the upper hand on Neep but he made a tag to Fraser who now has AxX in a armbar and won't let him get a tag . AxX swings Fraser into the ropes and goes for a clothesline that is ducked and Fraser comes off the other side of the ring with a flying forearm .

1,2 AxX throws him off and rolls to make the tag to Deadman . "

Guy "Fraser gets a DDT from Deadman who is now laughing over his fallen opponent before Neep comes in a nails him . Now all four participants are in the ring and AxX nails Neep with a steel chair."

Sid: "Fraser gets up and gets out of the ring to collect his thoughts as AxX and Deadman team up on Neep."

Guy: " Neep blocks a blow by Deadman and dropkicks both Capital Carnage members , he comes off the ropes for a big splash on AxX but is hit from behind with a double ax handle by Deadman . "

Sid " Would the damn ref do something this is chaos . "

Guy " Fraser climbs back into the ring to help his partner and now the ref gets AxX and Neep to go back to their corners . " Guy " Fraser and Deadman lock up and Fraser gets the upper hand . Fraser rolls the dice then hits Air Newlands.. Fraser whips Deadman into the ropes who grabs them and tags in AxX . AxX comes flying in and is met with a big right hand that doesn't even stun him .

Sid " AxX returns the favor with a big boot, then sends Fraser into his corner , while Deadman chokes him with the top rope .. the referee makes Deadman stop and AxX comes up with a big boot that Fraser rolls out of the way of and dives to his corner to make the tag to Neep .. "

Guy " Neep comes in all fired up and starts to unload on AxX , who stumbles back . then comes a drop kick taking down the big man , Neep with the flying Scotsman elbow and a cover 1,2 but AxX gets an arm up ."

Sid " The N.W.O team going at it hard"

Guy " Neep whips AxX off the ropes and hits him with a bicycle kick. "

Sid " What kick by Neep! "

Guy " here is a crucifix and another cover , 1,2... Deadman comes in to help his partner but Fraser is right them with a chair shot and he throws Deadman over the top rope as Neep locks in the crossface AxX taps out"

Sid: "It,s all over as The Bravehearts have won and must now be looking to dethrone Abstrakt once again!!"

The Bravehearts are still standing in the ring and Neep gets a mic.

Neep: "Capital Garbage! You better think twice before you lay down another challenge to us in the future cuz we are nae tae be messed with! Speaking of challenges, Uncle Karaker get your ass out here now!

Uncle Karaker enters and enters the ring.

Guy: "Here we go! Neep is staring right at his challenger.

Uncle Karaker goes for a Samoan drop early on, but Neep counters with an crucifix."

Sid: "The fight then spills to the outside, and Neep drives Uncle Karaker into the ringsteps and barrier. The two fight back into the ring as Karaker goes on offense

Guy: "Uncle Karaker goes for an press slam, but his arm is still hurting after being driven into the ringpost Grant Turner continues his assault on the newcomer, focusing on the left arm.

Sid: "The Braveheart hits a side suplex"

1,2 - Kickout by Uncle Karaker

Guy: " Neep goes for the Flying Scotsman from the top rope, he hits it! "

1,2..kickout

Sid: " Karaker follows up with two powerslams"

Guy: "Karaker also assaults Neep's leg."

Sid: "Neep battles back with some stiff right hands and spears his opponent down. Neep puts Karaker in the Anklelock."

Sid: "The ref is asking Karaker if he wants to quit. But makes the ropes.

Guy: "Neep has the referee distracted! Fraser enters the ring and lays out Uncle Karaker with Air Newlands!"

Sid: "Neep turns round and locks Karaker in the crossface! The referee is asking Karaker if he gives in."

Guy: "Neep pulling back on that neck of Uncle Karaker. The referee calls for the bell! Uncle Karaker's out cold!"

Winner by Submission: Neep

Sid: "Blah"

Women's Title Match:
Wildkat -vs- Ashura
'Break Stuff' by Limp Bizkit plays as Ashura makes her way to the ring Wildkat's music plays and she makes her way down the ringside with Preacherman. The referee sends Preacherman to the back

Sid: "Does this mean we have these two beauty's all to ourselves?"

Guy: "Good call referee! Can't say Wildkat stands a chance on her own now"

Guy: "Ashura walks over to the corner with her tag belt."

Sid: "I like that view from behind!"

Guy: "Shut up! Wildkat nails Ashura with some shots from behind and clamps on a sleeper. Chocolate Thunder is reeling due to the sleeper and counters with a snapmare on the Women's Champion and both women are down!"

Sid: "Can I join them?"

Guy: "Are you sexually frustrated or what? both women are up and Wildkat get whipped tot
he corner Ashura repeatedly pounds Wildkat with kicks and clotheslines as if she was her bitch!"

Sid: "Any one of these ladies or even both can be my bitches!"

Guy: "Ashura nails Wildkat with a powerbomb,

1,2

Ashura picks Wildkat up, she had the match won! Ashura whips Wildkat to the ropes and nails her with the Ashuracanrunna"

1,2,3

Winner and new Women's Champion: Ashura
Darkstalka comes to the ring to congratulate his partner on her win when suddenly the lights go out and an eerie music echoes throughout the arena. Four druids enter the arena carrying chains and proceed towards the ring. The huge cross is being lowered from the ceiling and two the druids start beating on Darkstalka while the other hold back Ashura. Two of the druids chain Darkstalka to the cross and Darkstalka is raised above the ring. The druids proceed to chain up Ashura and escort her away from ringside. Darkstalka is furious as he sees his partner being abducted. The cameras cut back to Neep in his office

Neep: What the fuck? This is outta order!"

Neep runs out of his office only to see the druids bundling Ashura into a hearse and driving off.

Neep looks on and calls for security to get Darkstalka.

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