Just A Sunday House Show 4-15-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_15_01_House

Guy " Good afternoon and happy Easter folks.. We're here at Rutger's Recreation Center also known as 'The Rack' for a special Sunday house Show "

SiD " Yeah we finally gave Nick his pink slip which means this is the first Sunday show in almost seven months where non-staff wrestlers will actually win!!!! "

Guy " Yes.. So this show might actually be entertaining "

SiD " Well I wouldn't go that far . Fair doesn't necessarily mean good "

Guy " Oh whatever.. We don't have time to squabble over the quality of this show "

SiD " There's ALWAYS time "

Guy " Not really.. So let's just get this thing started "

Jimi Pop -vs- Deadman
( ___ by ____ fills the stadium as Jimi Pop walks up the stairs leading to the stadium center. The crowd cheers his name as he steps over the top rope and into the ring. His music fades then Deadman walks out next. The crowd does not cheer for him however as he enters the ring and he glares at them. )

Guy " As soon as the bell ring Jimi charges Deadman with a neckbreaker.. He give him a victory roll then an immediate elbow drop.. Deadman get's back up and whips Jimi Pop into the ropes.. But Jimi reverses the move and sends his opponent into the tunrbuckle.. "

A man in the crowd " You caaaaan doo eeeeet!!! "

Guy " He climbs up on Deadman and starts punching him in the face.. The crowd counts the punches til he stops at ten and allows Deadman to slump down to the mat.. Jimi Pop steps to the center of the ring as the crowd cheers him and throws a 'Wolf Pac' sign in the air before running over to Deadman and giving him a legdrop!!! "

A man in the crowd " You caaaaan doo eeeeet!!! "

SiD " I wish that guy'd shut up "

Guy " Jimi grabs Deadman's head and starts punching him in the face.. Repeatedly.. Deadman starts waving his arms around.. Showing almost complete exhaustion and the ref yells at Jimi to stop "

SiD " There sure are alot of Indians in the crowd.. Shouldn't they be at church or at home with their families??? "

Guy " No.. Because they don't celebrate Easter "

SiD " What??? Those Godless Heathens!!!! They're all going to burn in hell!!! "

A man in the crowd " You caaaaan doo eeeeet!!! "

SiD " That guy's getting really annoying now "

Guy " Jimi picks Deadman up and whips him into the ropes.. When Deadman springs back he gets hit with a (pin move)!!! The ref runs over and starts the count.. 1...2..3!!! That's all she wrote for Deadman folks as we have our winner!!! "

Winner: Jimi Pop
Guy " Well without any hesitation we are going to move right into our next match "

SiD " Good.. Let's get this crap over with "

Jamal -vs- Cere Bellum
( 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LL Cool J blasts over the PA as Jamal appears at the stairway doors. He shimmies his way up them then slides into the ring, where he starts doing 'the Butt'. He stops his dancing and appears enraged when his music is cut off and replaced by _____ which marks the entrance of Cere Bellum. )

Guy " Hmmm.. Nothings worse then a pissed off retard.. I think Cere Bellum's gonna get hurt tonight. That is as long as nothing distracts Jamal "

SiD " Well it doesn't take much.. A shiny coin would do the trick "

A man in the crowd " You can doo eeeeeet!!! "

SiD " Not that guy again!!! Son of a bitch he's getting on my nerves!!!!! "

Guy " There's the bell!!! Jamal let's out a loud battlecry and.. "

SiD " Hahahaha!!! He sounded like a fuckin elephant!!! Hahahaha!!!! "

( SiD falls out of his chair. )

Guy " It wasn't THAT funny "

SiD " Haha oh man.. Shit "

Guy " Well anyway.. Jamal fly-swats Cere Bellum to the ground and mount him.. He stars clubbing at his oppontent with his closed fists.. The ref runs over and pulls him off and Jamal punches the ref!!!! The ref goes flying backward!!!! CB gets back on his feet and gives Jamal an axe-handle from behind!!!! Jamal stumbles forward a few steps then turns aroung a grabs Cere and gives him a bear hug!!!! "

A man in the crowd " You caaaaan doo eeeeet!!! "

SiD " That does it!!! I'm gonna find him and MAKE him shut up!!! "

Guy " Oh cut the shit SiD "

SiD " Fuck off "

( SiD gets up from his seat and walks up the bleachers, combing the crowd. )

Guy " I appoligize for SiD folks.. He's a moron.. Cere Bellum drop kicks Jamal then gives him an elbow drop.. Jamal retaliates by punching him in the balls then gets back to his feet again!!!! Jamal gives Cere an atomic butt!!!! Cere Bellum slowly starts to get back up.. What the hell??? Jamal jumped on Cere Bellum's back and is bouncing up and down!!! It looks like he's.. Well.. Playing 'horsey'!!! "

A man in the crowd " You can doo eeeeeeet!!!! "

Guy " Cere Bellum just cant support Jamal's weight I guess cause he collapses!!! Jamal gets up and starts stomping at Bellum's back.. He grabs his foot and drags him over to the turnbuckles.. Jamal climbs them and this time a BIONIC butt to Cere Bellum!!!!!!! He goes for the pin and the ref begins the count... "

A man in the crowd " You can ugguhguhghhh!!!! "

( The camera zooms in on the bleacher stairs to a man who is tumbling down them. SiD Nasty is casually walking down after him. The man stops at he bottom and SiD kicks him a few times before motioning to security who come over and escort the man out. SiD then returns to the announcer's table. )

Guy " Jesus SiD!!! "

SiD " What??? It had to be done "

Winner: Jamal
Guy " What??? "

SiD " All these college kids are losers anyway.. Oh shit!!! Jamal actually won???? Damn I ALMOST wish I'd been down here to see that "

Guy " You're out of control SiD "

SiD " Yeah.. But what can ya do??? "

( That first segment of the show was writin by Spider-Man in a pinch, The next half will be done by the Prez, so don't expect it to get any better.. Bitches. )
SiD " Well Happy Easter three days late . Many sporting events go on during Easter , The NHL's Playoffs , The last Week games of The NBA , Golf , Baseball and even The XFL and The NAFA playoffs have begun . Who would of ever thought that The RMWF would have had such a bomb on Easter Sunday . All kind of delays in the show , cancels and mishaps have caused this to be maybe the worse show ever in The RMWF . So lets re-cap .... "

" After an over booked weekend Friday Night Slam on the 13th was post poned do to technical difuculties , our King of the Ring tourny was never aired and to cap it off we had this mess . The Klaw IV / Buffy " The Vampire Slayer " match was canceled . Do to the two pulling a disapearing act during the week . Xtreme left us for another fed which left Rattlesnake without a partner . That leaves us with Jimi Pop and Deadman .... Lets look at highlights , if there we're any ... "

X-Treme -vs- Rattlesnake
( Rattlesnake got off to an early start by blind siding X-treme with a chair shot as Ref # 1 was not looking . Rattlesnake had the advantage almost the whole match until he missed a high risk aireal move costing him the match . X-Treem rebounded nicely and won the match quickly taking advantage of Rattlesnake's mistake . )

Winner: X-Treme
SiD " Also we need to set some corrections . The Body Guard who was suppose to be in the rumble Friday 4-13-01 was some how overlooked . He will get another chance on next Friday's card at a shot to advance to the final KOTR match on RMWF Forever April's PPV .... Also on Wednsday 4-18-01 Farooq will square off against Reload and Fraser Newlands takes on Justinsane in the 3rd round of KOTR ...

Another note: Darkstalka defeated Sparten on The House Show

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