This Is Guy Mandel and Sid the King Nasty here for the fisrt Saturday night SLAUGHTTTTTER. Yes we are ready for the King of the Ring special
SID " I thought Pig Vomit wasnt going to give it back"
Guy " Well it seems that Darkstalka has convinced the Prez to do a KOTR but it is different to the previous ones.
SID " Soon he will be trying to take over. Prez watch ya job"
Guy "I doubt that. Well here is our first match. "
Rebel vs Jimi pop
Sid-" Well Rebel aint here so I guess that Jimi pop wins this. He is coming down to the ring"
Winner: Jimi Pop
Guy-" Here comes Darkstalka right behind him. He knocks him down."
Sid-" He is kicking his ass! He is taking him in the ring. There on the top turnbuckle."
Guy-" DARKSIDER. He just gave him the Darksider."
Sid-" He must be mad. The paramedics are coming down as Darkstalka goes back to the back."
Guy-" Well that was surprising. Well I can tell you that Wild Kat was beaten up very badly by Ashura."
Sid-" Her match was cancelled so we will move on.
Guy-" Abstrakt are taking over this card. They must be mad at the lack of interest.
Sid-" Like I care I want to get out of here, damn extra work"
Guy-" Well then I guess we will move onto our next match
Sid-" Yeah "
Darkstalka vs Diablo
Sid-" On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 305 pounds, from UNKNOW a member of ABSTRAKT he holds the HARDCORE TITLE, T.V title title belts, Darkstalka!!! (crowd boos )
Sid-" and his opponent, weighing in at 253 pounds, from Los Angeles, CA, Diablo!!!
[Diablo's music plays as he walks down to the ring. Darkstalka meets Diablo on the ramp and kicks him in the face. Darkstalka executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Diablo. ]
Guy-"Darkstalka with a ropeflip hiptoss. He is really taking it to Diablo."
Sid-" This looks bad for Diablo."
Guy-"Darkstalka fist drops Diablo on the mat. Now Darkstalka executes a springboard gulitine legdrop on Diablo. Diablo gets up and bounces Darkstalka off the ropes and clotheslines him. Diablo stomps Darkstalka.
Guy-" Diablo getting back in to this match.".
Sid "Darkstalka gets up. Darkstalka nails Diablo with a belly-to-back suplex. Diablo gets back to his feet. Diablo trys for a takeover suplex but is not strong enough to lift Darkstalka. Diablo knifehand chops Darkstalka.
Guy-"Darkstalka takes Diablo down with a knee. Darkstalka hits Diablo with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Darkstalka moves back to his feet. Diablo gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag."
Guy-"Darkstalka executes a corkscrew armdrag.
Sid_"Darkstalka goes for a pin. Referee 1 counts. ...1 ...2 Diablo kicks out. Darkstalka is mad!"
Guy-"Darkstalka executes a headlock takedown. Diablo gets back to his feet. Darkstalka with a springboard bulldog, slamming Diablo's head onto the mat.
Sid " Darkstalka sucks chants start in the crowd. Like he gives a damn."
Guy-" Darkstalka moves back to his feet. Darkstalka and Diablo take this out the ring
Sid" ringside is covered with blood from these fighters. Darkstalka always makes a mess."
Guy-"The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[Diablo trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Darkstalka. Darkstalka does a handspring and hits Diablo with a bodyblock, what a move! Darkstalka sucks chants start in the crowd. Diablo climbs to his feet. Darkstalka throws a chair at Diablo. ]
Sid- "The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
Guy-"Diablo trys for a belly-to-back superplex but is not strong enough to lift Darkstalka. "
Sid" Darkstalka with a belly to belly suplex."
Guy-"Darkstalka goes for a atomic drop but Diablo dodges the attack. They fight into the aisle. "
Sid-"Darkstalka and Diablo move back to ringside. Darkstalka takes Diablo into the ring."
Guy-" Darkstalka executes a swinging bulldog on Diablo driving Diablo's face into the mat. "
Sid-" Darkstalka is really brutal. He is destroying Diablo."
Guy-" Darkstalka is back on his feet. Darkstalka knees Diablo and rolls back to his feet."
Sid-" Now Diablo standing.. Darkstalka executes a neck breaker.
Guy-" He is taking Diablo to the top rope."
Sid-" We know what this means. Weve sen this before tonight."
Guy-" DARKSIDER."
Sid-" The arena just shook. Well at least the ring did."
Guy-" Darkstalka makes the cover ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Sid-" This one is over. Damn that was brutal. Darkstalka wins this match."
Winner: Darkstalka
Guy-" Well Darkstalka is gone Diablo has been taken out the ring."
Sid-" Bring out Ashura. Yeah, its time the only god thing about this card."
Guy-" Get a grip you horny bastard."
Sid-" On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from UNKNOWN a member of ABSTRAKT, Ashura!!! (crowd Cheers)
Ashura -vs- Showtymer
[Ashura comes to the ring. ]
Sid-"and her opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Hollywood a member of Chaos INC, Showtymer!!!
[all the lights go out as thunder is heard in the background. Then you hear someone walking. and a voice says "yo man, is that a Big tymer"? Then another says"#### no, that there is a Show Tymer!!!" He walks down as Hot dog plays Ashura executes a pumphandle suplex on Showtymer. Showtymer then gets hit with a belly to back suplex.]
Guy-" Ashura nails Showtymer with another belly-to-back suplex."
Sid-" Yeah baby."
Guy-" Ashura gets up. Showtymer gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ashura. Ashura is back on her feet. Ashura fist drops Showtymer on the mat. Ashura gets up. Now Showtymer standing.
Sid-"Showtymer with an exploder suplex on Ashura. Showtymer stands up.
Guy-"Showtymer and Ashura take it outside the ring.
Sid-" Showtymer throws a chair at Ashura. They lockup. Showtymer sends Ashura to the corner of ringside. Showtymer double underhook faceslams Ashura hard to the Ashura.
Sid-" Ashura punches Showtymer repeatedly. "
Guy-"Ashura with a jumping DDT on Showtymer. Ashura gets back to his feet. (.....5) Ashura sets Showtymer up DDTs him into the floor."
Sid-"Ashura chokes Showtymer with a microphone cable. They head back into the ring.
Guy-"Ashura executes a corkscrew legdrop on Showtymer. Ashura gets up. Ashura rolls onto Showtymer connecting with a knee.
Sid-"Showtymer gets back to his feet.
Guy-" Showtymer executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Ashura.
Sid-" Ashura with a low blow. That got him."
Guy-"Ashura hits a frog splash. Showtymer gets back to his feet. Ashura spinning heel kicks Showtymer.
Sid-" Ashura does a cartwheel and kicks Showtymer in the face."
Guy-" Ashura punches Showtymer repeatedly. Ashura with a cripler crossface."
Sid-" Yeah she got him. You can see the pain on his face."
Guy-" Showtymer is fighting it but Ashura tightens the hold."
Sid-" Thats it Showtime. Just tapped out."
Guy-" You mean Showtymer."
Winner: Ashura
Sid-" Yeah my baby won."
Guy-" Your baby. What the hell you been smoking... Well that is it for this edition of Saturday slaughter."
Sid-" Wait whats that on the tron."
The tron shows Rebel pulling up in his car. Darkstalka appears out of nowhere with a bottle. He covers the car. With the liguid. A man with a mask is in a forklift and places a crate in front of the car door. Darkstalka sets it on fire.
Sid-" OH SHIT."
Guy-" There gonna kill him."
Sid-" Should of turned up."
Guy-" Were out of time so this is Guy and Sid the king nasty saying goodnight."
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