Wednsday Night Havok 4-11-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/4_11_01_Wednsday_Night

" Ahh welcome to Havok people!! This is SiD " The King" Nasty and I just took a dump and I feel great!!! Guy's here with me as usual and let me tell ya this show is gonna suck big time!!! Over to you Guy "

Guy " Well you proved why we don't let you do opening announcements.. "

SiD " Hehe "

Guy " We also have a special surprise guest celebrity announcer who will be joining us shortly "

SiD " Oh yeah... who is it? Who is it? "

Guy " It's a surprize "

SiD " Loser "

Guy " So you say.. Anyway folks our first match is about to begin so.. "

Buffy -vs- Cript
( Buffy comes strutting out when Nerf Herder hits the PA and makes her way down to the ring. A moment later Cript walks out and he too heads to the ring, the crowd laughes at him as he does. )

Guy " There's the bell!! Buffy take the lead by running off the ropes and nailing his opponent with a clothesline!!!! She stomps Cript in the throat and grabs his head but he punches her in the face and gets back to his feet!!! Cript choke slams Buffy then piledrives her!!!! "

SiD " Hey.. That Cript guy looks an awful lot like the Undertaker.. you don't think.. "

Guy " No SiD.. It's not the same guy "

SiD " Are you sure??? "

Guy " Yeah.. Buffy snapmares Cript which slams him upside down against the turnbuckles she slaps on a scissor chokehold... When Cript gets back up he is met with a spinning kick to the face from the Slayer followed by a few punches to the head!!! He blocks her final punch and gives her an uppercut that sends her staggering backwards.. He gives her a dropkick and then an elbow drop!!!! "

OJ " Hello fellas.. sorry I'm late "

Guy " Better late then naver OJ.. Everone our celebrity announcer.. OJ Simpson!! "

( The crowd both boos and cheers. )

OJ " Thank-you thank-you "

SiD " OJ.. "

OJ " So what have i missed.. Anything good "

Guy " Well so far Buffy has held a slight lead over Cript this match.. It still could go either way tho "

OJ " Damn that white girl is pretty "

Guy " Buffy kicks Crpit in his side and he goes flying into the ropes and springs back at her.. he goes for a clothesline but she casually duck it.. off the ropes again she nails him with a solid punch which knocks him on his ass!!! She grabs him by the hair and drag him to the center of the ring.. She slaps him back down on the matt and goes for the pin.. "

OJ " Just look at that blonde honey.. poetry in motion.. Mmmm mmmm mmmm "

SiD " OJ shouldnt you be doing some of the commontating rather than drooling over the talent??? "

OJ " Man shut the hell up!!! I'll slit yo throat!!! "

Guy " On the 2 count Cript kicks out!!! He gets up and punches the Slayer.. she starts circling him.. She runs off the ropes.. past him then off the ropes again.. and a flying scissors takedown!!!!! She leaps to her feet and gives her opponent a knee drop then starts stomping him.. She falls down on him again for the pin... 1...2...3!!! Cript kicks out again but is a moment too late as Buffy has already won this match!!!! "

Winner: Buffy
OJ " Damn.. That bitch gots some spunk... I loves em fiesty!!! "

SiD " You just love em white "

OJ " And what's wrong with that??? "

SiD " Nothin "

OJ " That's what I thought boy "

Guy " .... Which brings us to our next match "

Rebel -vs- JT Freeze
SiD " There's the bell!!!! "

Guy " JT Freeze charges after Rebel with a clothesline but he ducks it.. JT goes into the ropes and springs back from them and gets a big boot that sends him to the mat!!!! "

OJ " No more honey's fightin tonight "

SiD " Nope .. Sorry killer "

OJ " What'd you call me??? Man.. I'll slit yo throat fool!!! "

SiD gulps.

Guy " JT back up kicks Rebel in the side of the leg then drops him with a Russian leg sweep.. Rebel takes an elbow drop.. then another.. JT picks him up by the hair and Rebel uppercuts him!!! "

SiD " You think JT might be Iceman???

Guy " I don't know.. Anything's possible here in the RMWF "

OJ " Anything you say??? What about me and that Buffy piece knockin boots??? Think that could happen???? "

SiD " I don't know.. When she said she was attracted to 'dark' guys I don't think she meant black "

OJ " Was that a racial comment???? "

SiD " Ummm.. No.. not at all.. what are you retarded??? Where'd you get that???? "

OJ " Don't test me white boy.. I'm at 2-0.. I'll slit yo goddamn throat and get away with it!!!! "

Guy " Please gentlemen!!!! We have a show underway "

SiD " I ain't no gentleman "

OJ " You gots that right "

Guy " Goddammit!!!! The ref's holding Rebel's hand in the air.. I missed the whole match cause of you two "

SiD " It happens.. Who cares "

OJ " Right "

Winner: Rebel
Guy " Well anyway all the other matches tonight fell under the exibition catagory due to lack of participation.. Misty Blue in which Wildkat won and Spartan -vs- Deadman which was ruled a in Spartan's favor.. Which brings us to the conclusion to this week's Havok.. Considering the rapid growth of the RMWF's roster these past few weeks it's odd this show ended up being so short but still.. Anyway though there wasn't going to be a show next week but Darkstalka booked a King of the Ring tournament this week and two matches fell on Wednsday.. So there WILL be a Havok next week.. "

SiD " Nobody cares man.. wrap it up already "

Guy " That's it then folks be sure to tune in Friday for Slam and then Monday's Massacre.. "

SiD " No more Sunday War.. we got rid of Nick!!! Woo-hoo!!! "

Guy " Yea.. So anyway on behalf of SiD OJ and myself folks.. Good night "

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