Special Friday Night Havok 3-2-01 - cause i was too high to read a calender - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/3_2_01_Friday_Night

" Good evening everybody this is Guy Mandell coming at you LIVE from The Garden State Atr's Center.. Here with me as ever is SiD " the King" Nasty for this special one time only FRIDAY episode of Wednsday Night Havok "

SiD " You know why it's on Friday don't you right??? "

Guy " Yea, apparemtly there was some confusion on the Vice-Prez's part over the booking date or something "

SiD " No.. Spider-Man's a JUNKY!!! That's why.. In fact.. The whole RMWF staff are a bunch of junkies!!! "

Guy " I seriously doubt that all that the whole staff are junkies SiD "

SiD " True... Goldust is a CRACKHEAD!!! "

Guy " No he isn't!!! "

SiD " The hell he's not!!! "

Guy " Look.. I'm not going to argue with you "

SiD " Cause you know I'm right "

Guy " No because we have a show to do.. and I'm a professional "

SiD " Ha!! "

Nightmare -vs- Fightin Falcon
Guy " Well the match is about to start now.. Here comes Nightmare "

SiD " I bet he's a junky too "

Guy sighs, " Fightin Falcon enters the ring.. and there's the bell. The two wrestlers lock-up.. Nightmare takes control with a German suplex!! He kicks Fightin Falcon in the head.. he goes for another kick but Falcon grabs his boot!!! He stands back up.. Nightmare hopping on one foot... OOH!!! A leg-breaker from Falcon!!!! Nightmare hits the canvas and is writhing in pain.. "

SiD " Haha!! "

Guy " .. while Falcon seems to be arguing with the referee "

SiD " I think he's hitting on him "

Guy " Somehow I doubt that "

SiD " You never know... "

Guy " Nightmare hobbles up to Falcon and clobbers him from behind with a double axe-handle!! "

SiD " Clobbers.. heh "

Guy " What?? "

SiD " Nightmare whips Fightin Falcon.. Falcon reverses it and nails him with a short-armed clothesline!!! "

Guy blinks in astonishment, " SiD!!! You just did your job!!! "

SiD " Yes.. yea I did.. Now if you'll shut your hole i'll keep doing it "

Guy " Will wonders never cease.. "

SiD " Falcon has Nightmare in a figure four leg-lock.. Haha.. Nightmare's screaming like a little girl!!! I wonder how much more punishment that leg of his can take "

Guy " Nightmare just tapped out!!! He gave up!!! "

SiD " Yea he did.. Too bad the ref was too focused on picking his nose though to notice "

Guy " SiD.. You never did tell us about that mysterious Valentine you got.. "

SiD mumbles. " Nor will I "

Guy " That bad huh? "

SiD " ........ "

Guy " Fightin Falcon pulls Nightmare to his feet and with an Irish whip sends the former Hardcore Champ at the turnbuckles.. His limp slows the momentum a bit but he still slamms hard against them!!! "

SiD " I think Nightmare should change his name to Daydream "

Guy " What's that supposed to mean??? "

SiD " I don't know.. I'm just babbling "

Guy " Falcon on the turnbuckles

Winner: Fightin Falcon
Guy " Nightmare got the beating of his life out there folks "

SiD " Yea.. I love it!!! Haha!! Our next match though we have .. Oh great.. Sha-sha "

HHH -vs- Sha-sha
( An eerie version of 'I Heard It Thru The Grapevine' comes on the PA and out walks Sha-sha, adorn in a long flowing black cape. )

SiD " What the hell??? What's THAT look all about???? "

Guy " Remember when he died at Halloween Holocaust???? "

SiD " Huh??? No one died!!! IT DIDN'T HAPPEN "

Guy " What??? "

SiD " Oh.. wait a minute.. HALLOWEEN Holocaust.. ok.. I got ya.. But yea.. I remeber "

Guy " Then you should also remember how he rose from the grave via the powers of Darkness "

SiD " Oh yea.. That.. So what.. Is he like Blackula now or something??? "

( Sha-sha appears behind SiD. )

Sha-sha " Could be baby!!! Mwahahaha!! "

SiD " Get away from me you freak!!! I've killed crackheads before and I aint afraid to do it again!!! Hey!! Where'd he go??? "

Guy " He's in the ring getting side-belly suplexed by HHH "

SiD " Oh.. Wait a minute.. Triple H huh??? How many of those have we had on the roster so far???? "

Guy " Does it really matter???? "

SiD " It does to me "

Guy " But anyway.. Sha-sha with a sidewalk slam to Helmsley!!! Sha-sha does a little Micheal Jacksonesque spin and starts singing 'I Heard It Thru The Grapevine' "

SiD " What a fucking moron "

( Sha-sha leans over SiD's shoulder. )

Sha-sha " I heard that!!! "

SiD " ACK!! "

Guy " HHH on his feet whips Sha-sha against the ropes.. He dropkicks the crackhead.. I mean Blackula.. Oh hell!!!! Damn you SiD "

SiD " Heh.. Well it's ABOUT TIME I started rubbing off on you "

Guy grumbles.

SiD " Hehe "

Guy " Sha-sha's down.. Triple H Goes for the pin ..1..2 "

SiD " Don't kick out.. don't kick out "

Guy " 3!! The Ref holds HHH's hand in the air and declares him the winner!!!! "

Winner: HHH
SiD " Gee.. Sha-sha lost.. BIG surprise there.. Why didn't he just stay dead.. He sucks!! "
Sha-sha " Only for a cheeseburger baby!!! "

SiD " GAH!!! Go AWAY!!! "

Main Event
Guy " Well now it's time for our Main Event.. For the TV Belt "

Iceman -vs- Kid Money
SiD " Hopefully this match'll settle the feud those two have been having.. Cause quite frankly I'm getting tired of hearing them whine about each other "

Guy " Iceman taking the initiative attacks Kid Money before the bell even rings!!!! He's repeatedly punching him and the bell rings!!!! "

SiD " Yea.. Fuck him up Iceman!!!! "

Guy " I thought you didn't like Iceman???? "

SiD " I don't "

Guy " Then.. uhh.. why are you.. WHAT THE HELL???? "

SiD " Huh??? "

( Triumph stops humping Guy's leg and speaks. )

Triumph " Hehe... I thought your leg was a saucy little poodle.. My mistake "

SiD " Why the hell are you here anyway???? You're a locker room announcer!!! "

Triumph " Because you little bitches were bombing bigtime so Spider-Man sent me down to carry the show "

SiD " 'Little bitch'??? You'd better watch it mutt!!! "

Triumph " Oh I'm sorry.. I appoligize.. I meant to say you BIG bitches!!! Hehe "

( SiD jumps up and goes for Triumph. )

Triumph " Bring it on you pussy!!!! "

Guy " Stop it you two!!! "

( SiD chases Triumph around the announcer's table. )

Triumph " Hahaha!!! You one slow bitch SiD "

Guy " I said STOP IT!!! "

( SiD and Triumph pause. )

SiD " He started it!!! "

Triumph " Oh bite me!!! "

Guy " QUIET!!! Jesus Christ you two are like a bunch of children!!! "

( Triumph scoffs and SiD mumbles. )

SiD " Fine.. Iceman off the ropes.. knocks Kid Money on his ass with an elbow to the throat!!! Iceman's now just stomping the crap out of him!!! "

Triumph " Get up Kid Money.. Get up "

Guy " Iceman dropkicks Money against the ropes and when they spring him back to his feet Ice follows with a sleeper hold!!!! Kid Money can't shake him.. Now KM's starting to look groggy "

SiD " I tell ya.. that's some good acting "

Guy " The ref runs over and raises Kid Money's arm and releases it... it flops to his side!!!! "

Triumph " KID MONEY.. WAKE UP!!!! "

SiD " Triumph.. sleeper holds are fake.. he's not really asleep "

Triumph " Oh you can just go to hell SiD Nasty!!! It is real alright "

Guy " The ref raises Kid money's hand for the third thime and let's go.. it falls.. Wait!!! His arm stopped half way!!! "

SiD " Didn't see that one coming "

Triumph " YAAAAAYY!!! "

( The crowd begins to chant Kid Money's name. He clenches his fist and starts trembling while Iceman is yelling things at the crowd. )

Guy " Kid money elbows Iceman in the ribs.. then hits him with a spinning cash kick!!!! "

SiD " ......... "

Guy " The tide surely has turned to The Amityville Champs favor and now he's showing off the great wrestling skills that got him to the top!!!! "

Triumph " Yes! Yes! "

SiD " Dammit!!! I was sure Iceman'd win!!! Fuck!! I just lost 2 Gs!!!! "

Guy " What??? You didn't bet on this match did you SiD???? "

SiD " Ummmm.. uhhh.. Why no.. that would be unethical.. Iceman crossbody blocks Kid Money!!!! He goes for the pin!!!!! "

Triumph " Hehe.. Not even a one count "

Guy " Yea.. It doesn't look like Iceman'll be making a comeback this match "

SiD " Must you remind me??? "

Guy " Kid Money " Leaps up before Ice gets back up and nails him in the face with an elbow drop!!! He gets up.. And another elbow drop!!! "

Triumph " Looks like Kid Money broke his nose.. hehe.. That has got to hurt "

Guy " There it is!!! Kid Money with The Million Dollar Dream on the bloody faced Iceman!!!! "

SiD " Man... "

Triumph " DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB ICEMAN!!! Hahaha!!! "

Guy " There's the ruling .. We have our new TV Champ!!! "

Winner and New TV Champion: Kid Money
SiD " Well that ruined my week "

Triupmh " Oh get over it already "

( Ring Girl Jenna Jamison walks out and into the ring. She smiles at Kid Money then presents him with the TV Belt and he just shakes his head at her. He pulls down the mic. ) )

Kid Money " This Belt ain't shit to me.. it's almost an insult given me such a mutha fuckin light wieght Belt... "

SiD " What??? What an ingrate!!! "

( Kid Money takes the Belt from Jenna and tosses it at the announcers table then leaves. )

Triumph " Yay!! I caught it!! I'm The Champ now!!! "

( SiD stands up to leave and bumps into to stocky Italian guys standind arms folding across thier chests. )

SiD " Crap "

Italians " I think we have some business to discuss Mr. Nasty "

( They escort SiD away. )

Triumph " HAHAHEHE "

Guy " Well that wraps up this episode of Havok.. my sources say there will not be another one until the 11th so you'll just hafta settle for Slam, Massacre and Raw til then.. "

Triumph " I shall settle for humping your leg!! "

Guy " ..that being said .. Goodnight folks!!! Ahhhh!!! get off me Triumph!!! EEEEEHHH!!! "

( The credits roll by so fast you can't read them inorder to squeeze the Division X battle into our alotted time slot. )

Division X
Asmodeus -vs- Trunks
( The Division X hovering cameras which we have set up to follow each of it's members just in case a battle should breakout shows Trunks standing by a stream washing his clothes. He just finishes ringing them out and getting dressed when suddenly a thundering streak flashes across the skys overhead. When he returns his gaze to the ground he sees Asmodeus striding swiftly towards him. )

Trunks " Goddammit it "

( Asmodeus charges Trunks and nails him with a shoulder block, Trunks blasts at him with fire balls wich Asmo easyily avoids. )

Asmodeus " You'll have to do better than that "

Trunks " Ok.. "

( Trunks transforms into a yellow tiger and slashes Asmo acroos the chest, Asmo leaps back and wipes the blood off of himself. )

Asmodeus " Ahhh.. another shapeshifter.. Well two can play at that "

( Asmo changes into the form of a large black panther looking creature and pounces on Trunks. All that can really be seen is a blur of black and yellow with teeth and claws flashing. )

" Prepair for trouble "

" And make that double "

( Just when you thought the RMWF couldn't possibly get any cheezier, the camera zooms in on a guy and girl dressed in white with red R's on their shirts. )

Jessie " To protect the world from devastation "

James " To unite all people within our nation "

Jessie " To denounce the evils of truth and love "

James " To extend our reach to the stars above "

Jessie " Jessie "

James " James "

Jessie " Hand over that Infinity Gauntlet now pipsqueeks or else!! "

Trunks " We.. we don't have it.. yet "

James " Well in that case we'll just have to.. "

( Asmodeus shoots a fireball from his mouth that blasts the two and sends them sailing through the air. )

Jessie and James " Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again...* "

( Trunks takes advantage of the distraction and buries his fangs into Asmo's throat. )

Asmodeus " AHHHHHH!!!! "

( Asmo quickly reverts to his 'human' form and clenches the gaping hole in his neck. )

Asmodeus " This isn't over.. Not by a long shot "

( With a flash Asmodeus disappears and the Verminfate which was hovering above swiftly launches inself into space. Trunks turns back to his human form and begins washing the blood off himself. )

Trunks " Yea.. and I'll be ready next time to... "

Winner: Trunks
( The cameras switch off. )

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