Sunday Night War 3-25-01 ???? - Written By Issues - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/3_25_01_Sunday_Night

(The credits roll and Sunday War starts. The theme music plays loudly and the fans go wild as explosions erupt all around the stadium. The camera cuts to the announcer's table.)

Sid: Hello and welcome to Sunday Night War! I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty here with Guy Mandell as usual.

Guy: Tonight we have four matches all of which should be good ones! The main event is a match which has been brewing for a while, Kid Money squaring off against neep!

Sid: And with the rivalry between neep and Issues growing, can they stay away from each other tonight?

Guy: Whatever happens, it's bound to be an explosive evening, so let's get to the first match!

Scorpion vs. Sha-Sha
(Sha-Sha is already in the ring when The Mortal Kombat theme hits and Scorpion walks out to a chorus of boos. He runs down the ramp and rolls into the ring before striking a fighting pose. The music cuts and the bell rings)

Sid: Scorpion goes right for Sha-Sha, knocking him down with a flying kick, he goes to stomp him but Sha-Sha rolls out of the way! Scorpion pulls Sha-Sha to his feet and punches him repeatedly, before kicking him and DDT'ing him to the mat.

Guy: Sha-Sha staggers back up but is met by a spinning kick which sends him back into the corner, he charges in and shoulder barges Sha-Sha in the corner, before monkey flipping him back into the centre of the ring! He picks Sha-Sha up and whips him against the ropes, and catches him with a heavy clothesline as he comes back! Scorpion elbow drops him and goes for the pin, 1......2....kickout!

Sid: Scorpion picks Sha-Sha up and punches him a few times sending him back against the ropes. Scorpion bounces of the opposite ropes and clotheslines him over the top to the floor outside! Scorpion leaves the ring and drops down to the mats where he kicks Sha-Sha a few times and slams his head into the guard rail! He raises his arms, the crowd are booing but that's just making him taunt them more!

Guy: Sha-Sha has got back up, he catches scorpion from behind with a few well-aimed kidney punches, he rolls him back into the ring and follows!

Sid: Now the crowd are getting behind Sha-Sha, urging him on as he pounds Scorpion on the floor, Sha-Sha picks him up and whips him into the corner before delivering a stinger splash, and then a suplex! Scorpion staggers back up and is caught with a dropkick! He staggers back up again, Sha-Sha goes for a dropkick again, but Scorpion catches his feet and slams him down to the ground!

Guy: Scorpion picks him up, owch, a Cradle Piledriver!

FINISH HIM!

Sid: It's fatality time! Sha-Sha is stood up staggering about, Scorpion pulls out a music box and starts to play! Suddenly a skull pops out of the top! Sha-Sha is terrified, he runs off up the ramp!

SCORPION WINS......FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP? AGAIN!?

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Guy: Well we're back. In a match recorded earlier today Sub-Zero faced Lightning. It was a good match but in the end Sub-Zero came through to take the win.

Winner: Sub-Zero

Neep vs. Kid Money
(Kid Money comes down the ramp to his ganster music, before 'Flower of Sctland' hits on the PA and neep walks out. He comes down to the ring and the bell rings)

Sid: They lock up and KM goes right for neep kneeing him in the gut and elbowing him in the back of the head! He pulls neep back to his feet and is met by a rake to the eyes. KM staggers about for a few seconds, and turns back to neep who whips him into the ropes. He lifts his knee sending KM flipping right over onto the mat back first but KM holds onto the leg and pulls neep down to the mat with him!

Guy: They both stagger back up and exchange punches and kicks until KM gets the advantage. He pummels neep till he falls against the ropes, Kid Money goes for a haymaker but neep ducks and knees him in the gut, before back body dropping him over the top of the ropes! The crowd cheers for a few seconds, then neep bounces off the opposite ropes and baseball slides right into Kid Money's head. He rolls out of the ring and kicks KM on the outside. The ref tells neep to get back in the ring but he ignores him and chokes KM against the ring post with his boot!

Sid: The crowd are loving this, both men are doing their best to hammer the crap out of each other!

Guy: Neep rolls into the ring to break the count, then gets back out and continues to punish KM. He pulls KM up and puts him on the stairs, now he's walking away this is going to hurt I bet!

Sid: He turns and charges, but holy shit Kid Money moves and neep goes flying into the steps, that has really got to hurt. Kid Money is leaning against the ring to recuperate for a few seconds. He raises his arms and the fans cheer! Now where's he going? He's looking under the ring, now he's got a chair, this is going to get dangerous. Neep as just got back to his feet, he's looking around, KM is stood behind him with a sick smile on his face! Neep turns, and whack he gets a chair shot to the head!

Guy: Kid Money holds up the chair and the fans cheer, he smacks neep with it again and again, leaving him seemingly lifeless on the floor! He rolls into the ring and lays on the mat as the referee starts to count.

Sid: He's up to six now but neep is on his knees.......he rolls in with the count at eight. Kid Money pounces on him and stomps him on the mat then elbow drops him.

Guy: He picks neep up and whips him against the ropes before delivering a reverse elbow knocking neep down! KM leaves the ring and and gets the chair from outside again, he rolls back in. The referee is trying to get the chair from him, so KM turns to him and clocks the referee with the chair! That's a disqualification right there!

('Enter Sandman' hits the PA and the fans go up as Issues walks out. He charges down to the ring and takes off his jacket to reveal a referee's shirt. He stands to one side as KM measures up neep with the chair)

Sid: This is a damn setup, Issues is here to cost neep the world title for a second time in three weeks! Damn it this isn't right!

Guy: Neither is you sucking little boys dicks.

Sid: Fuck you.

Guy: Kid Money is about to hit neep with the chair, hey who's that? Oh no!!!! It's ERIC 'THE CRUSHER' JOHNSON!!! NOOOOO!!!

Sid: He rolls into the ring, and Kid Money whacks him with a chair on the head, Eric's head explodes in a plume of blood and brain.

(Is he dead already? I dunno but I reckon I'll kill him again anyway)

Guy: Hey neep is back up, he's going for Issues! They exchange punches but neep overpowers Issues and sends him to the mat before locking in a figure four leg lock! Kid Money turns and smashes Neep over the head with the chair until he breaks the hold, now they are both beating on neep, who doesn't have a chance here!

Sid: Kid Money drags neep into the centre of the ring and holds him there while Issues drives the chair into his gut again and again, this is just a massacre!

Guy: Kid Money places one shoe on neep's chest, Issues counts 1..2...3!! That was a blatant fast count!

Winner and still RMWF champion: Kid Money
Sid: Issues has got a mic.

Issues: Listen you dickhead, don't ever fuck with me or Kid Money again or it'll be the last day of your life! Understand? I thought so!

(Issues chucks down the mic and raises his arms to a chorus of boos)

Guy: Well that's it for this week, so till next time this is Guy Mandell for Sid 'The King' Nasty saying goodfight, goodnight!

(The camera cuts)

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