Friday Night Slam 3-23-01 - Written By WIL Double - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/3_23_01_Friday_Night

" This is Guy Mandel with SiD " The King " Nasty and the rest of The RMWF crew bringing you YET another addition to Friday Night Slam ! Coming soon will be our one year anniversary and oh boy I can bet The Prez is gonna throw a big event for that one ! "

SiD " I still can't beleive we are coming up to one year , it's amazing ! "

Guy " Yes , this wil be the last Slam before that show and I can not wait . The RMWF Year One PPV is gonna be huge . Your not gonna want to miss this ! "

SiD " Why who cares ?"

Guy " I do it's a big deal , one year baby and counting . Celebrities , more action then you can shake a stick at and lots of surprises ! "

SiD " Well to bad the fed is doing really badly right now ."

Guy " We will rebound , lets get on with the show ."

Eric " The Crusher " Johnson -vs- Master C
Guy " OK Both men are in the ring lets get this started .. "

SiD " Yes , it's time for Master C to DIE !!! "

Guy " How do you know that ? "

SiD " Come on its obvious he's gonna die . No one has died in a while so lets get on with it !!! "

Guy " Well the bell sounds and both men lock up Eric Johnson tosses Master C to the mat like a rag doll and he goes all limp like ... "

SiD " Like a gimp ! Oh boy this man is dead meat ! "

Guy " Master C gets up to his feet but he has the look of fear in his eye's and his knees shake as The Crusher nails him with a running clothesline . Eric Johnson picks up Master C over his head and slams him down . He follows with a boot to the neck and Master C is rolling in the ring coughing up blood ."

SiD " Jouhnson has a free ride here he's got to do BETTER DAMN IT !!! "

Guy " He just busted the guys throat what more do you want ?"

SiD " Where is that damn midget when you need him ? "

Guy " Johnson has Master C up for a power bomb now and he delivers it hard and furious ."

SiD " Heh you like it delivered hard and furious don't you Guy ? "

Guy " Blow it out your ass SiD . Johnson is still beating Master C who seems to have blacked out ! Eric " The Crusher " now with a side suplex looks at Master C's bloody body on the mat wondering why he is not fighting . He pokes him in the ribs and Master C just rolls over then makes a break for it . Johnson catches him half way out of the ring and drags himback in ."

SiD " He was playing possum with him , almost got away ! "

Guy " Master C looks like he has decided to save his own life as he takes a weak shot at The Crusher . Eric Johnson shakes it off and in return bull dogs Master C in the corner ."

SiD " This has gone on long enough ! "

Guy " WAIT where are you going ? SiD " The King " Nasty is entering the ring ! He hands Eric Johnson a knife as he destarcts the ref . Master C only half awake see's the knife and starts to cry like a baby . The C Man trys again to escape but the knife cuts through his flesh like butter and the blood flows all over the ring as he screams in pain . The crowd is chanting ( KILL KILL ) and the ref comes over to see what is going on . SiD Pushes the ref out of the way as Johnson slits Matster C's throat . It's all over folks Master C is dead and Johnson leaves the ring for The RMWF janitorial crew to do the clean up . "

Winner : Eric " The Crusher " Johnson
SiD " Well thats was great !!! "

Guy " Yeah you just helped man get murdered ."

SiD " He did not honor his contract . They all we're warned what would happen if they did not honor there contracts !!!! "

Guy " Fin can you just not kill anyone in the next match ?"

SiD " I did not kill anyone Eric Johnson did . "

Guy " Whatever ! "

Lightning -vs- Diablo
Guy " Well Lightning has a Hardcore Title shot on The Year One PPV against Neep ."

SiD " Yeah how did he pull that off he is only 1-0 . Fightnin Falcon is gonna be pissed ."

Guy " I guess The Prez thought he deserved it .

SiD " Hmmmmmmm ! "

Guy " The match is under way ! Diablo almost takes off Lightning's head with a flying clotheline . "

SiD " Why do all the matches start with clotheslines ? "

Guy " It's just a good starting move . "

SiD " Oh . "

Guy " Diablo choke slams Lightning and bounces off the ropes for a missed elbow drop . Lightning gets up and wastes no time in attacking Diablo but falls short as he is hit with a low blow . Lightning rolls on the mat in pain as the ref yells at Dibalo . Diablo pushes him out of they way to deliver a boot to the head . Lightning's head bounces off the mat like a super ball and Diablo comes crashing down with a knee . "

SiD " That did not look good for Lightning ! "

Guy " He looks ok now as Diablo is nailing him with a series of round houses he gets to his feet shaking his head to ward off the blows . Lightning blocks the last blow and delivers his own . Diablo falls back bouncing off the ropes and Lightning nails him with a side slam . Now he has Diablo up for a suplex onto the ropes . Diablo's back crashes down on the ropes and has a nasty rope burn on it . Lightning rubs his finger across the burn and Diablo screams in pain ! "

SiD " Eeew that was brutal . Lightning did not come to play ! "

Guy " Lightning now with a decapitation into the ropes makes Diablo hod his throat and gruggle in pain ."

SiD " This is gettin brutal and Lightning seems to like the ropes tonight ."

Guy " Diablo trys to get a shot off but Lightning just side steps it and slaps on a sleeper hold . "

SiD " This never works . "

Guy " Well Diablo is kicking around but he is starting to go limp ."

SiD " In all my years of wrestling I have never seen anyone go to sleep . Except in that movie Big Daddy and that was a movie damn it !!! "

Guy " The ref checks Diablo's arm and it falls once . "

SiD " Eeeeew this is so suspenceful . GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK !!! "

Guy " I don't know SiD , I'm pretty sure we have seen someone tap out on one of our cards before and Diablo's hand just dropped for the second time . You know what that means right . "

SiD " Yeah the ref lifts his arm for the third time and it almost drops . He starts shaking it and the crowd goes wild . He stands up breaks the hold and ... "

Guy " Wrong Lightning is a smart man he just kinda full nelson slammed Diablo . I guess its a sleeper hold slam !!! "

SiD " Being an old school wrestler I have respect for Lightning as one . But don't get me wrong SiD " The King " Nasty is not going soft . I don't like no one and he can still kiss my swetty ass . "

Guy " Why is your ass swetty you are not doing anything but sitting there ."

SiD " Ahh piss off smart ass , it's just a , a just screw you ..."

Guy " Lightning with an atomic drop looks like he had enough of playing with Diablo and goes for his finisher . "

SiD " Whats it called ? "

Guy "The Power Strike , Lightning sends Diablo into turnbuckle, he lifts him to the top and he Follows . He then proceeds to put Diablo in pedigree posistion , then jumps off slamming him into the canvas landing in a pinning position . 1 , 2 , 3 it's all over ."

SiD " No , wonder The Prez gave this guy a title shot ! "

Winner : Lightning
Guy " Well this is the main event . "

SiD " This was a short card ."

Guy " Well we got The Year One PPV coming up . We had that exhibition match with Deadman and Cere Bellum , Master C died and Lightning devistated Diablo . It's not really a bad card ! "

SiD " Whatever lets get on with the bitch fight ! "

Guy " No tittie comments ? "

SiD " Nah , we have seen them both before we need new flesh ! "

Guy " Well Wild Kat just came down to the ring on The Preacher Man's mototrcycle he lets her off and drives away .

( Bzzzzzzzzzzt , Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt )

Guy " Here comes Ashura with her womens title strapped on her waiste ! "

SiD " Alright this should be a good match ! ."

Wild Kat -vs- Ashura ( Women's Title )
Guy " Wild Kat storms out of the ring and attacks Ashura and there goess the bell . Kat has Ashura by the hair and tosses her down to the floor . Ashura spring boards up to her feet only to be taken down by a drop kick from Wild Kat who then tosses Ashura into the ring and follows ."

SiD " I wonder why The Prez left this just a regular match ? Is he getting soft on us ? "

Guy " Nah , he is just preoccupied with the big PPV and all those other feds we been having trouble with . "

SiD " They are just jealous ! "

Guy " Ashura just turned the tied by flinging Kat into the turnbuckle and she comes flying in with a somersault then a big splash ! "

SiD " I love that move , I can imagine her doing it naked ! "

( The screen goes all wavy as we go to a dream scene ! SiD is sitting in the ring corner with nothing on but a g-string . Ashura stands naked a couple feet in front of him and repeats the same move as she just did to Wild Kat . She flings herself into SiD legs spread and right into his face ! )

SiD " Oh yes , oh baby ! "

Guy " SiD WAKE UP ! Snap out of it man !!! "

SiD " Oh , oh yes sorry . "

Guy " Back to the match . Ashura is the one pulling hair as she tosses Kat around the ring like a rag doll . She trys to pull The Kat's top off but Kat pulls it back up and bitch slaps Ashura . Ashura holds her face stunned then is dropped with a flying cross body from Kat off the ropes ! "

SiD " Ashura looks pissed that Kat is doing so well against her ! "

Guy " Well she has not wrestled in a while so she might be a little rusty . "

SiD " When your a champ you have to stay on your game . "

Guy " And Ashura just showed us why she is champ as Wild Kat runs at her she ducks and flings her out of the ring . Then she dove over the top rope for a missle drop kick . Ashura waisting no time has Kat up and watch out launches her through a table but she is not stopping there ! "

SiD " She's a bitch possesed ! "

Guy " Ashura choke slam Kat and then makes her way into the ring ! Did you here that ? "

SiD " Yep , its The Preacher Man's motorcycle and The Warrior Three is with him . "

Guy " Ashura is in the ring as The Warrior Three hops up on one side and The Preacher on the other . The ref try's to get The Preacher Man down as Warrior Three sneaks into the ring . Ashura charges him and he pulls out his sword slicing her arm . She stumbles in shock but then gets up to recieve a butt end of the blade . "

SiD " Oh man she is screwed ! "

Guy " Warrior Three places Wild Kat on top of Ashura just in time to see Darkstalka coming to the ring . He cuts of Darkstalka before he can save Ashura and The Preacher Man comes around to help which frees up the ref to start the count ! "

SiD " Preacher Man just nailed Darkstalka with a chair from behind ! "

Guy " The ref counts to three and it's all over we have a new womens champ ! "

Winner and NEW WOMENS CHAMP : WILD KAT
Guy " The Preacher Man and Warrior Three leave as Darstalka and Ashura are out cold . Well this is Guy Mandel for SiD Nasty and the rest of The RMWF crew saying good night , Good Night ! "

In a un-recorded match before the show Deadman defeated Cerre Bellum !

DON'T FORGET OUR YEAR ONE PPV COMING UP !

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