Friday Night Slam 3-16-01 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/3_16_01_Friday_Night

( Sitting at his desk, cluttered with papers and contracts is the Prez who is scimming over some memos. )

Prez " Ahhh.. Hello everybody out there in TV land ! Why is it that I'm stuck here at the RMWF headquarters when my show is in a tropical paradise ? It's just not right . Anyway I heard a rumor floating around that I didn't do my last Friday's show , that it was Spider-Man . This is an utter falicy . 3-9-01 was done by myself and none other than myself , it was a masterpeace and oh whatever .. "

( SiD " The King " Nasty sits in a lawn chair , sporting a Hawaiian shirt , drinking an orange drink with an umbrella ! . Aloha , as The RMWF goes to Hawaii for Friday Night Slam !!! ... )

( Lurking in the shadows is another mystery man . He slips past the sleeping RMWF security crew to Kid Money's lcoker room . Where inside sits The World Heavy Weight Belt incased in a glass case . The mystery man pulls out a spray can and sprawls some letters over the protective cover . The camera zooms into a tight shot of a bright dripping " R " and fades to black ... )

" Welcome to another addition of Friday Night Slam ! Tonight is a short card featuring a lot of new talent . This is Guy Mandel with SiD " The King " Nasty and the rest of The RMWF crew in Hawaii , leeeeeeeets get ready to rumble ! "

SiD " When did you start saying that ? "

Guy " Don't know just seemed like a good way to start the show . So SiD We just went to Ireland and now Hawaii , how do you like it ."

SiD " You know I use to hate this job but the perks are starting to make it worth it . I even got a layed this morning "

( Bud dum bum! )

Guy " I agree ... Well enough about Hawaii how about the rumor of someone vandalizing The World Heavy Weight Belt ? "

SiD " Ahhh they just spary painted the case it sits in . "

Guy " Well as I heard the vandelizer wrote his name on the case and it will be revield who it is at the end of the show ."

SiD " Lets see spray paint , a big " R " hmmmmm I wonder who it is ?"

Guy " Oh cut it don't give it away for the slow people watching ."

Master C -vs- Fightnin Falcon ( Barbed Wire )
Guy " The ring is surronded by barbed wire as both men make there way to the ring . Master C is checking out the barbed wire as Falcon charges from behind . Master C ducks sending Falcon crashing through the barbed wire . "

SiD " He was playing possum with him . "

Guy " Falcon climbs out of the wire with a few minor scratches and is nailed by a Master C with a 2x4 . "

SiD " Where'd he get that ?"

Guy " Don't know he just hit him with it out of no ware ?"

SiD " ?????? "

Guy " Falcon's head is spilt open but he keeps attacking taking down Master C by tackling his legs . Both men roll on the floor exchanging blows back and forth ! Falcon gets the upper hand and rakes Master C's face into the wire cutting him open really bad . Master C screams in pain and shakes off Falcon to retreat out of the ring . "

SiD " Eeeewww thats gonna scar . "

Guy " Falcon taunts Master C who gives him the finger then climbs back in the ring . Falcon Grabs a fist full of hair and flings Master C down to the mat . Falcon with a fist full of hair picks Master C up for a power bomb then he goes over and picks up the 2x4 . HHH wraps the 2x4 with barbed wire and sets it on the mat . "

SiD " Whats he going to do ? "

Guy " He just pile drived Master C onto the 2x4 with the wire and Master C is bleeding badly now . FF with a cover and it is all over 1 , 2 ,3 in a very quick match !"

Winner Fightnin Falcon
SiD " Hope they all are not that quick . I ike to enjoy our time in Hawaii !!!"

Guy " Me too but don't worry we still got a lot up ahead . "

( Kid Money returns to his locker room to admire his belt . When he gets there he opens up his case to find the belt missing . Money slams the case down and charges off to The Prez's office !!! The camera trys to keep up with Money but loses him for a minute . We round a corner where we find him again pounding on The Prez's door !!! The door swings open and all enter ..)

Kid Money( Yelling at The Prez ) God Damn it someone took my belt and you better find it !!! "

The Prez " You lost it why don't you find it ?"

KM " Because your the one who allows all the drug addicts and thiefs in this place so its your fault !!! Someone is probably selling it for crack right now !!! "

Prez " Calm down we will find it , my men are on it right now ... "

( Kid Money storms out of The Prez's office . He is not satisfied , something bothers him and he has to confront someone he does not wish to .)

SiD " I know who took it can I tell ? "

Guy " NO , Clive Anderson has a special locker room report . Don't steal his glory or the guy might kill himself ! "

" This is Clive Anderson with an update on the missing World Belt investigation . Follow me into Kid Money's locker room for this disturbing news ! As you see this is the scene of the crime and a blind man could follow this trail . Right here on the case which use to hold The World Heavyweight Belt are five little letters that point to our thief . Yes , the letters read none other then Kid Money's stable partner and tag partner tonight REBEL !!! Why did he do it ? Thats just what I'm gonna find out !!! "

Guy " So Rebel's name is spray painted on the scene of the crime . I guess he wanted to leave a clear message to Kid Money . "

SiD " Did anyone ever think he was framed ?"

Guy " Would you shut up !!! What are you turning into Riley now ? "

SiD " My lips are sealed ..."

Demolition Demon -vs- Eric " The Crusher " Johnson
SiD " Well goo lets get on with this match . Now that all the drama is over with Kid Money's belt ."

Guy " Oh SiD it has just started . This is Demolition Demon's first match against a sparadic Eric Johnson ."

SiD " Yeah whats this guys deal ? He's like Madman just pops in when its convinent ."

Guy " Some people have lives you know ."

SiD " Look at that guy Demolition Demon he is scarry looking and why is he carrying torches ?"

Guy " Beats the crap out of me ! Johnson makes his way down and slides under the ring ropes garbbing Demons feet . The Crusher is trying to rip Demon's mask off but to no avail as The Demon knocks him down with a double ax handle ! Demon holding on to the ropes chokes Johnson with his boot but lets up as the ref starts the count . Johnson gets up to one knee but the hulking Demon kicks him in the face and delivers a ddt ."

SiD " Demolition Demon has those torches burning on the rings corners , what he neds more light or something . "

Guy " No , he has them there for that !!! Demon just burnt Johnson in the face with one of those torches ."

SiD " Man , Johnson just survived that plane crash now this ! Does anyone know the number for the suicide hotline ??? "

Guy " Why would he want to kill himself ? "

SiD " His plane was bombed last show and he still got on another plane but his match was canceled . Then this match was changed a day ago and he just got burned with a torch , the man can't cut break in The RMWF !"

Guy " Demon with a power slam decapitation move off the ropes ! Demon is huge at 7'2" 317 lbs and looks like just too much for Johnson t handle right now !"

SiD " And he's from New Mexico ! "

Guy " Whats that mean ?"

SiD " ...... "

Guy " Demon has Johnson up for a choke slam but Johnson grabs hold of The Demons mask and pulls it up , blinding Demon for a second , who drops him . Johnson quickly bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Demon who only stumbles back a few steps !"

SiD " You can't move this guy !!!"

Guy " Johnson keeps working at it as demon adjusts his mask . The Crusher off the ropes again takes Demolition Demon down with a flying head scissors !!!" He goes for the pin but The Demon just tosses him off to avoid losing the match . The Demon goes after Johnson who slips away and behind him , taking him down in a small package pin . The Demon kicks out and garbs Johnson for another choke slam !"

SiD " Eric is trying to get this one over quick , maybe so he can get medical attention for those burns !"

Guy " The Demon has Eric up for his finisher DEMOLITION DERBY and goes for the pin ."

SiD " WOW , no one ever uses there finishers here !!!"

Guy " Shut up ! 1 , 2 , 3 its all over !!! Someone help Johnson before his face blisters off !"

Winner : Demoltion Demon
( Back Stage )

( Kid Money is banging on Rebel's dressing room door as Clive Anderson catches up to him ! Clive sticks his mic in Kid Money's face only to be shoved to the floor as Money kicks down Rebel's door . Rebel is watching TV and jumps up surprised as Kid Money starts ripping his dressing room apart !!! )

Rebel " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ???? "

KM " WHERE IS MY BELT ??? "

Rebel " Calm down man why would I have your belt ?"

KM " Someone stole it and left your name there , in spray paint !!!"

Rebel " I did not take it . Come on man we are stable mates but I got an idea of who it might be , lets go .."

KM " OK , sorry I just lost my head ..."

( Kid Money and Rebel leave stepping over Clive Anderson on the floor ..)

The Vine -vs- Farooq ( Cables and Wires )
Guy " Well , who took the belt maybe Rebel is bluffing ."

SiD " Why would he go through all the trouble of stealing the belt to lie about stealing it , later ?"

Guy " Don't know why anyone would steal it in the first place . Well the ring is almost set up for the cables and wire match , as Farooq makes his way down to the ring . "

SiD " And OK here's The Vine lets get this thing moving ."

Guy " The way to win this match is the first one electrecuted loses !"

SiD " Oh yeah , exciting ."

Guy " Do I sence a hint of sarcazm in that ."

SiD " Oh yes , I hate stupid theme matches ."

Guy " The Vine grabs a wire and runs at Farooq who ducks it and delivers a right hand into his mid-section . The Vine doubles over and Farooq starts to choke him with one of the wires . The Vine breaks lose anf Farooq grabs him for a spine buster ."

SiD " Can you explain to me again how this works . What are the wires hooked up to so they can shock each other and how much of a shock ? "

Guy " Don't worry about it just take our word for it ."

SiD " I wish I had Riley here to go touch one . Where is Bad Andy or Triumph when you need them ?"

Guy " Farooq rips down another live wire to shock The Vine with but The Vine has other ideas as he leaves and re-enters the ring with a chair . The Vine hits Farooq with a low chair shot dodging the hot wire ! Now , The Vine comes off the ropes and finishes Farooq with a tornado ddt ."

SiD " ....... "

Guy " The Vine picks up Farooq for a pump slam and sends him down decapitating him on the ropes . Farooq grabs grabs hold of his neck in pain but manages to get up and take down The Vine with a running clothesline . Farooq now with a pile driver then he looks around for another wire ."

SiD " How many wires are there ?"

Guy " What are you blind , there are various wires and cables hanging over the ring . They can pull them down at any time to shock there opponent . "

SiD " Oh !"

Guy " Farooq pulls down a fist full of wires but The Vine kicks him in the knee and rolls out of the ring . Farooq follows and The Vine makes his way up the entrance ramp . "

SiD " Eeeew a chase how exciting but what is The Vine gonna do outside the ring no live wires to win the match with !"

Guy " Don't know SiD , just shut up and watch . Farooq rips a fire extiguisher off the wall and throws it at The Vine just missing his head . The Vine is climbing up some kind of scafoling in the arena as Farooq watches from below ."

SiD " Whats this moron doing ? "

Guy " The Vine reaches the top and rips down some wires from the ceiling . Some of the lights go out and sparks fly every where . Farooq looks puzzled and starts to run for the ring but it is too late . The Vine swings down on the buzzing cables and falls half way landing on Farooq . Farooq's body starts to shake and fizzle . "

SiD " Someone cut the power before he dies ! "

Guy " The Ref cuts the powe .... zzzzzzzt

( Black Out )

Guy " OK we are back , Farooq is a little blacker but ok . After they jump started his heart again . "

Winner : The Vine
Guy " The Vine looks like he twisted his knee and both men are still getting medical attention . Here comes Kid Money and Rebel for there match a little early ."

SiD " Well Kid Money has his belt wonder where he found it ?"

Guy " Kid Money pushes the medical crew out of the way and starts to beat The Vine with the belt as Rebel makes his way over here . Hello , Rebel whats up ?"

Rebel " Hello , Guy I just wanted to announce we found Thee Belt in The Vine's locker room . He stole it and tried to frame me . Now he is getting his ass kicked ."

Guy " Rebel goes over to help his partner beat up the thief . But the medical crew has Farooq on a stretcher and Kid Money is blocking the way . He needs medical attention quickly ! "

SiD " You think Kid Money cares ? Wait , here comes Iceman and Killer Priest ."

Guy " That was Rebel and Kid Money's opponents for tonight but I think they are coming out to help there stable partner . Killer Priest attacks Kid Money and Iceman goes over to escort Farooq out . Rebel dives at Iceman knocking Farooq off the stretcher ."

SiD " I don't think the tag match is gonna happen tonight as here comes Showtime to help The Vine but Kid Money shook off Killer Priest to attack him ! "

Guy " Yes SiD , we have an all out brawl here . The Medical team is getting into it also . Iceman is beating Rebel with the stretcher and Killer Priest is biting Kid Money's ankle as he beats Showtime with The World Belt . Farooq lays on the floor almost dead and The Vine is trying to crawl back stage !!!! "

SiD " We also must mention in an earlier mathc not telivised Diablo defeated Muder ! "

Kid Money & Rebel -vs- Killer Priest & Iceman
Winner : No Contest

Diablo -vs- Murder
Winner : Diablo
Guy " Kid Money is going insane now beating The Vine as he crawls back stage . Showtime is layed out and the medical crew has tried to sedate him with some kind of injection . BUT he just keeps going . Rebel is still fightning Iceman and they finally get Farooq back on the stretcher and back stage . "

SiD " Just end the show ."

Guy " This is Guy Mandel with the rest of The RMWF crew saying good night , good night !"

Clive Anderson " Hey , thats my line ! "

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