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(The credits roll and Sunday War starts. The theme music plays loudly
and the fans go wild as explosions erupt all around the stadium. The
camera cuts to the announcer's table.)
Sid: Hello and welcome to Sunday Night War! I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty
here with Guy Mandell as usual.
Guy: Tonight we have the debut of two of Mortal Kombat's toughest
fighters, Sub-Zero and Scorpion, as well as Kid Money getting a title
shot for the first time in a while! All in all it should be a great
evening!
Sid: Lets go backstage where Clive Anderson is stood with Kid Money!
(The camera cuts to backstage)
Clive: Now Kid Money, tonight you get a long-awaited title shot against
Neep who has not had the belt for a long time? What do you think your
chances of victory are tonight?
Kid Money: What are my chances? How about this Clive, what are the
chances of Neep leaving here tonight with his belt? I'll tell you,
nothing because I'm the baddest motha-fucker round here.
Clive: Saying that, neep did beat Rebel to win the title, aren't you
worried about facing such a well known and well trained wrestler?
Kid Money: No I'm not. Tonight I win the title and there's nothing neep
can do about it. And if you don't like it you can suck my ten foot d**k!
(The camera goes back to the ring.)
Guy: Well we're ready for the first match so let's get on with it!
('Flower of Scotland' hits the PA and Fraser Newlands comes down to the
ring to a silent reception. Then the Mortal Kombat theme hits and the
fans boo loudly as Scorpion comes out. He quickly enters the ring and
the bell rings to start the match.)
Scorpion vs. Fraser Newlands
Sid: Fraser swings at Scorpion but he ducks the punch and launches a
flurry of punches back sending Fraser into the ropes. He comes back at
Scorpion but catches a scoop slam. Fraser staggers back to his feet and
Scorpion kicks him in the chest and delivers a suplex.
Guy: Scorpion is really taking it to Fraser, how much more can he take!?
Sid: Scorpion picks Fraser up and bounces him off the ropes, he catches
him with a clothesline on the way back. Scorpion yells at the crowd,
they boo and he taunts them.
Guy: Hey, Fraser is getting back up, he rolls Scorpion up, schoolboy!
1.....2....kickout!
Sid: Now he looks pissed. He pounds fraser back into the corner with a
series of kicks, he's just destroying Fraser in the corner! Grabs him by
the shoulders and flings him back into the centre of the ring for more!
Scorpion charges but Fraser rolls out of the ring!
Guy: What a fool!
Sid: Now Fraser is taunting Scorpion who comes right out after him! I
don't believe this Scorpion is chasing Fraser round the ring!
Guy: Like Sid chasing a little boy on saturdays.
Sid: You're a fucking fag.
Guy: Fraser trips and Scorpion has caught him, he picks him up and whips
him into the ring steps, that's gonna hurt. Scorpion pulls Fraser back
up, Gorilla Press on the outside, my god he dropped him on the concrete,
not the padded area! Now Scorpion has rolled back into the ring, that's
gotta be a countout right there!
Sid: The referees count is up to 6, this could be it here.
Guy: No, Fraser is back up to his feet and back into the ring with the
count at 8. Scorpion stomps him a few times and pulls him up. He tries
to punch him but Fraser ducks, low blow by Fraser!!
Sid: I knew Fraser had a plan!
Guy: Scorpion charges right into Fraser, he goes out over the top rope.
Sid: But Fraser landed on his feet, he's taunting Scorpion again!
Scorpion: Get over here!!
Guy: Shit scorpion fired his spear from his hand into Fraser's chest!
It's gone right into Fraser this is disgusting!
Sid: Scorpion just pulled Fraser back into the ring by the spear, the
spear covers Fraser, 1....2.....3!!
Guy: FATALITY!
Sid: Actually I think Fraser is still alive, this guy is harder to kill
than CSD.
Winner: Scorpion
(COMMERCIAL BREAK. The camera comes back up infront of the announcer's
table.)
Guy: We're back and we've been told that The Klaw hasn't turned up so
the match has been given to Sub-Zero. Sub-Zero gets the automatic win.
Sid: We're ready for the next match.
Faarooq vs. Fighting Falcon
Guy: The bell has rung. Faarooq and Falcon lock up, Faarooq easily
overpowers him and knocks him down. Falcon goes for him again, but gets
knocked straight back down again! Faarooq kicks Falcon and pulls him
back up only to scoop slam him right back down. Faarooq off the ropes,
goes for a clothesline but Falcon grabs hold of Faarooq and delivers a
belly-to-belly suplex.
Sid: Falcon punches Faarooq repeatedly, picks him back up, bounces him
off the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat, goes for a elbow
drop but Faarooq moves, that's gotta hurt the elbow.
Guy: Now they are both up again, Faarooq overpowers Falcon and pushes
him back into the corner, he charges in with a corner splash but Falcon
moves out of the way and suplexes his opponent and he turns around!
First cover by Falcon, 1....2....kickout by Faarooq. They both get back
up, Faarooq swings but Falcon ducks and atomic drops Faarooq so hard he
goes right out of the ring over the top rope!
Sid: Falcon waits for Faarooq to stagger back up then vaults over the
top rope taking him down again! This is high risk wrestling with both
men here right infront of our announcer's table! Falcon is first up, he
picks Faarooq up and slams him head first into our table, he does it
again and again! He kicks Faarooq in the chest and picks him up, no
don't do that! He's gonna Gorilla Press Faarooq out here, no Faarooq
rakes the eyes and drops down behind Falcon, he pulls him round a lands
a flurry of hard chest punches!
Guy: Faarooq picks Falcon up and slams him back first into the ring
post, before dumping him back in the ring! The ref is having a go at
Faarooq but he doesn't care!
Sid: Faarooq rolls back into the ring, the end could be near for
Fighting Falcon, who right now looks more like dying Falcon.
Guy: Whoopee, another great joke by Sid.
Sid: You're a dickspaz Guy.
Guy: Hey look, Faarooq has set Falcon up, Dominator! He covers Falcon,
1.....2.....3!! This one is over, an impressive victory!
Winner: Faarooq
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
Sid: Well it's time for the gangsta brawl, and the cell has already been
brought down. That cell is going to have barbed wire all the way around
the outside, and on top of it there are three strips of wire too. The
way to win this match is to retrieve the platinum pistol from the top of
the cell and shoot your opponent.
Guy: Finally a truly sick match!
Kid Money vs. The Vine
(insert introductions here)
Sid: The bell has rung, and the match has started. KM and The Vine
grapple with each other, KM knees Vine in the gut and clubs him in the
back of the neck knocking him down to the ground! Vine gets back up but
Kid Money low blows him and kicks him in the head sending him right back
down with a dazed look on his face!
Guy: Kid Money has picked up a chair, that's just one of the weapons
that have been put in the ring to help the fighters. Kid Money is
smiling, he loves this kind of match! The Vine is getting back up
slowly, SMACK! KM with a nasty chair shot to the back of The Vine, and
again and again knocks the wind out The Vine, and the fans are loving
every second of this!
Sid: If this is anything to go by, this match could be very very nasty,
and could seriously shorten the career of the fighters!
Guy: Kid Money pulls Vine up and slams his head into the turnbuckle
several times, now he's pulling the turnbuckle cover off, this is
dangerous, Vine is staggering around the ring, KM has his arms raised
for a double axe-handle, but Vine fights back punching KM in the gut,
sending him falling backwards a few paces. Now The Vine is attacking, he
picks up a baseball bat! He swings but KM ducks and kidney punches him,
now KM pulls the bat from The Vine and smacks him in the chest with it!
Sid: The Vine looks really hurt, now Kid Money picks him up and throws
him out of the ring through the second rope. He follows after him and
stomps him on the outside.
Guy: Kid Money has pulled a chair out of the ring, he raises it high and
slams it into The Vine's head, there is a sickening thud!
Sid: Hey, what the fuck!?
(The fans all look to the top of the ramp as Issues walks out with a set
of steel cutters. He comes down to the bottom of the ramp and cuts the
padlock holding the door, it swings open. Kid Money and Issues exchange
a look and then Issues goes back up the ramp and leaves.)
Guy: What was that look KM gave Issues? Hey look, The Vine has been cut
on the head, blood is running down his face.
Sid: And Kid Money is out of the cell, he's looking up to the top where
his pistol is!
Guy: The Vine has got back up, look out! He whacks KM in the back with a
baseball bat from behind, Kid Money is in pain after that. Vine leans
against the cell to get his breath back, what a dick leaning on barbed
wire.
Sid: The Vine pulls KM up, he whips him head first into that barbed
wire! Now Kid Money is cut right open, Vine picks him up and rams him
head first into the cell, the fans are going wild they love this sick
match, and I do too. Vine grabs KM's head and slams it into the cell
repeatedly, but Kid Money blocks after a few hits and pushes Vine into
the wire.
Guy: Kid Money reaches into his pocket, what's he got? Holy shit he had
the other platinum pistol all along! He just laughed at The Vine, and
now he's pointing it at his head!
Sid: KM is about to pull the trigger, but The Vine knocks the gun from
his hand and kicks KM in the bollocks! Now The Vine bends down and picks
the gun up, he's aiming it at Kid Money, this could be the end of him
right here!
(Suddenly a beam of ice hits the gun and freezes it. The fans look
around, then from the roof Sub-Zero drops down and lands right infront
of The Vine.)
Guy: Hey it's Sub-Zero, The Vine swings at him but he ducks and
uppercuts The Vine into the crowd! He leaps over he guard rail after him
and stomps him, the fans are swarming around them but Sub-Zero seems to
only care about hurting The Vine! He picks The Vine up and slams him
down on the steps, The Vine is writhing in pain that's gotta hurt a lot!
Sid: The fans are cheering, hey it's Showtime coming down through the
crowd! He's heading right for Sub-Zero, he runs into him like a freight
train out of control sending Sub-Zero falling down the stairs to the
guard rail! Showtime picks him up and throws him over it, and quickly
follows. Hey look out, Scorpion attacks from nowhere right at Showtime's
back!
Guy: Scorpion kicks Showtime in the gut and whips him into the guard
rail.
Scorpion: Get over here!!
Sid: Scorpion fires the spear but Showtime ducks, the spear beheads a
fan!
Guy: Look up there, Kid Money has made it to the top of the cell, he's
going for the gun, the Vine is up too but it's too late! With Scorpion
fighting Showtime, The Vine can't stop Kid Money.
Sid: Kid Money has the gun, he's shot The Vine, he's won!
Winner: Kid Money
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
Guy: Well it should be time for the world title match, but instead we've
been told there is to be a special match.
(The Pokemon theme hits the PA, the fans go wild as Ash walks out with
Pikachu. He comes down to the ring quickly and enters, he grabs a mic.)
Ash: Hi! I'm Ash and I'm going to be the number one pokemon master!
(Just then there is a laugh, the fans look to the top of the ramp as
Team Rocket walk out with Meowth.
Jesse: Well if it isn't the little squirt, well we're here to get your
Pikachu, so don't try to stop us!
James: That's right, were taking it to the boss and there's nothing you
can do about it!
Meowth: So do the right thing and hand it over right now!
Ash: No, you'll never take Pikachu! Pikachu, I choose you!
(Jesse chooses Arbok and James chooses Weezing!)
Jesse: Arbok, tackle attack!
James: Weezing, sludge attack!
Ash: Pikachu, give them the thunderbolt!
(Just then Issues walks out and measures team rocket up with a sonic
screwdriver. With a mighty swing he bats Team Rocket high into the air!)
Team Rocket: It looks like team rocket is blasting off again!!
(Ash runs up to Issues to thank him but Issues whacks him with the
screwdriver too sending him flying out of the stadium. Issues walks off
looking pissed off.)
Sid: Well after that we're finally ready for the RMWF title match, this
should be great!
Neep vs. Kid Money (hardcore)
(Kid Money is already in the ring when 'Flower of Scotland' hits the PA
and Neep walks out to a standing ovation. He comes down to the ring
quickly and rolls under the ropes. He raises his arms and turns his back
on Kid Money who attacks him from behind as the bell rings.)
Guy: KM from behind with a cowardly attack, he punches and kicks Neep
sending him into the corner where he continues the beating with a series
of elbow smashes and a few well aimed kicks to the gut. He pulls Neep
out and suplexes him into the centre of the ring, where he proceeds to
bend down and punch KM in the head ten times with the crowd counting the
punches. He picks Neep up and bounces him off the ropes, he raises the
knee sending neep down to the ground again.
Sid: Neep staggers back up, KM comes at him but neep sucker punches him
and back body drops him over the top rope to the mats. He leans on the
ropes for support for a few seconds as he tries to regain his breath,
then he leaves the ring and axe-handles KM who was getting back up to
his feet.
Guy: This should be a good match, as long as we have no interferance.
Sid: What made you think of that?
Guy: Dunno, just thought it might make me sound really smart.
Sid: Guy you will always sound like a complete dick whether you like it
or not.
Guy: ..........
Sid: Don't feel so great now, do you?
Guy: Neep slams KM's head into the our announcer's table, hey get the
fuck out of here!
Sid: Neep has lay KM down on the table, now he's going back to the ring
what's he going to do?
Guy: He's going to the turnbuckle, hey wait he's gonna break KM in half!
Sid: He's on the top turnbuckle, he gives the signal, he jumps but holy
shit Kid Money moved, and Neep has broken the table in two!! He's gotta
be out cold, the fans are going wild they can't believe what they've
just seen, and neither can I! There are fragments of table everywhere,
and neep has just busted himself, he's bleeding from the head he must
have hit it on something.
Guy: And Kid Money is back to his feet, he just saw the wreckage and
laughed at Neep's broken carcass, this is carnage.
Sid: Well Kid Money has picked Neep up, and rolled him back into the
ring neep is out cold so he can't resist. Now Kid Money is going under
the ring, he's pulled out a dustbin, this could get very nasty quickly.
Kid Money throws the dustbin into the ring and follows. He picks the
dustbin back up, he's going to the top rope with it this could spell the
end for neep if he connects with this attack!
Guy: Well he's made it to the top rope, the crowd are cheering they want
to see KM totally destroy neep! He stands up on the turnbuckle. He
jumps, but my god neep got a foot up, how did he do that, he's been
totally cream-crackered by the collision with the table! I guess that he
was pretending to be busted up!
Sid: Hey, neep is staggering back up, the fans are cheering him, he was
playing possum all along, just waiting for an opportunity to get the
upperhand! This is one of the reasons why neep is RMWF champion now, and
a former two time intercontinental champion too!
Guy: Now neep has got back to his feet, he grabs the trashcan and smacks
it down across neep's back leaving a big red mark, that's gotta sting!
Sid: Neep pulls KM back to his feet, he lands a succession of punches on
his jaw, whips him into the turnbuckle, stinger splash by Neep! Now neep
is removing the turnbuckle cover, this is going to be bad! The
turnbuckle is exposed! Neep has picked Kid Money up again, he's walking
him to the turnbuckle, this could be a knockout right here! He tries to
slam KM's head into the exposed steel, but KM blocks it and reverses the
move, neep slams head first into the steel, he crashes to the ground
like a fat man with a drinking problem!
Guy: Kid Money rolls out of the ring, he pulls the apron up and takes
out.....shit he's got about five pounds of razor wire there! That stuff
is lethal, and KM is going to try and use it on another human being!
Sid: It looks good huh!?
Guy: This is what the RMWF is all about people, men and women beating
the shit out of each other!
Sid: Kid Money throws the wire into the ring and re-enters, neep better
get up fast or this is all going to be over very soon!
Guy: Hey look, The Vine is back to get revenge for earlier, he's running
down the ramp to the ring!
Sid: The Vine rolls into the ring, KM and him exchange hard punches for
a while before The Vine knees KM in the gut and delivers a devastating
piledriver which drills KM into the mat! The Vine pulls neep's
motionless body over and puts it on top of Kid Money, this is getting
ridiculous!
Guy: Now who's coming, it's Sub-Zero coming down to get some of the
vine! Vine leaps over the top rope flattening Sub-Zero before laying
into him with punches, Sub-Zero kicks him off and fires a ball of ice
which only just misses the Vine who had rolled to one side! Now The Vine
launches himself at Sub-Zero and spears him down to the ground, they are
rolling around out here punching and kicking at each other, this is
turning into a real street fight!
Sid: Either way neep has still got the cover on Kid Money, the referee
counts, hey look Issues has come down to the ring! 1.......2......what
the fuck? Issues broke the count pulling neep off! Now Issues has got
the razorwire, and he's wrapping it around neep's head! This doesn't
look good at all!
Guy: Issues grabs neep's head and slams it into the mat, the razor wire
has lacerated his face, it's really cut up this is disgusting! The fans
are booing but Issues doesn't seem to care, now Showtime is coming down
to the ring! He enters the ring, Issues hasn't seen him yet! Lookout
Showtime with a full nelson slam, Issues rolls out of the ring and
scampers off up the ramp with showtime hot on his heels!
Sid: Now Sub-Zero and The Vine are back to their feet, Sub-Zero is
trying to get back into the ring! He kicks the vine down and freezes the
mat he is laying on, now the Vine can't get back to his feet!
Guy: Sub-Zero vaults over the ropes and pulls Kid Money on top of neep,
the ref is there for the count, 1.....2.....3 we have a new champion,
and it's Kid Money!
Winner and new RMWF champion: Kid Money
Sid: Issues just screwed neep out of the title, my god there's going to
be hell to pay in the weeks to come! For Guy Mandell I'm Sid 'The King'
Nasty saying goodfight, goodnight!
(The camera cuts to backstage just in time to see Issues, Sub-Zero and
Scorpion running through the car park towards a limousine. The camera
looks back and shows Showtime chasing after the trio. He gets to the
carpark just as the limousine leaves. The camera cuts showing Showtime
yelling at the speeding car.)

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