Prieviously taped while The Prez is on vacation , here it is Friday Nigth Slam's HOUSE SHOW !!!!!!!!
Starring : Guy Mandel
SiD " The King " Nasty
The Alliance
ABSTRKT
N.W.O.
and all your regular cast of The RMWF !!!
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HHH -vs- Fraser Newlands
The Flower of Scotland ( heehee ) Fraser Newlands got off to a bad start . The only good thing you could say about Fraser is at least he is consistant as HHH handed him his ass almost the whole match . The newcomer devistated Fraser with quite a bit of power moves like power slams , power bombs and so on before ending the match with his finisher a tombstone 4:13 into the match !!!
Winner : HHH
Guy " HHH seems satisfied with the victory !!! "
( IN other news The RMWF's football league The NAFA is in it's thrid week as tradgedy has struck . The Alabama " Jug Handles " we're all killed in a plane crash as they we're flying to there game in Berkley . The Berkley " Butt Pirates " got there first win by forfeit as the league morns there deaths !!!! )
Fightnin Falcon -vs- Killer Priest ( or as Nigthmare would call him Priest Killer )
The Alliance could not interfere with this one as The Prez had Neep lock them in there dressing rooms so Falcon could have a fair fight . This was an all out bloody brawl as these two men went toe to toe for a long time . During one part of the match Killer Priest was sent through a table .
Audio from the match :
Guy " Falcon has Priest set up on the Russian Announcers table as he perches himself on the top rope !!! "
SiD " Wow , we are broadcasted in Russia also !!!! Thats amazing !!! "
Guy " Falcon flips off the top rope and lands on Priest as both me go through the table . Falcon with not a scratch on him but The Priest is busted up pretty bad !!! "
Killer Priest did come back from the table shot to almost take the win but Falcon pulled a win out of his ass last minute with a sun set flip pin and the one , two , three .. After the match Falcon was greeted by Farooq who escaped out of his dressing room . A fight raged on back stage , as Farooq beat down Falcon with a kendo stick that Krazed had left behind a long time ago . Falcon needed medical attention but should be able to return to the ring in a couple of days !
Winner : Figthnin Falcon
( In a Kareoke bar somewhere in LA a green Demon stands at the counter complaining to the bar keep . Rumor has it if you get up and sing this demon can read your future . Which brings us to our current situation . Ashura and Darkstalka , being the evil people they are , stand on the stage with there arms around each other belting out ... )
Ashura & Darkstalka ( singing )" Reeeeeeeeunited and it Feeeeels sooo good , Reunited and it feeeeels soooo good ..."
Demon " Oh god who killed the cat , hurry get these two of the stage Ramone . Then hurry back and make my drink . "
Iceman -vs- The Warrior Three
This match was changed to a table match . The winner gets a shot at a mystery opponent fot he vacant TV title . Iceman took it hard to the vetran Warrior Three but was cut short from The Warrior's experience and acording to SiD a little help from God . The match raged on as both men took turns having the upper hand but niether could get the other through the table . The match endede when The Warrior Three set Iceman on the table and climbed the top rope . He dove at his opponent but Iceman moved as The Warrior crashed through the table losing the match . Iceman's TV Title shot will be announced at a later date .
Winner : Iceman
This is it :
4 Way Dance for World Title Shot on PPV
Ashura -vs- Rebel -vs- The Vine -vs- Darkstalka
It has been our biggest match in a while , four heavyweights going toe to toe for a shot at The World Heavyweight Title . Of course Darkstalka and Ashura teamed up on the other two but Rebel and Vine smartened up by seperating the two . The Vine took Ashura out of the ring and devestated her with chair and table shots as Darkstalka and Rebel went at it inside the ring . SiD made his normal comments about Ashura's boobs and how Darkstalka whined too much as Guy tried to call the match . It was another bloody match as all four participants mixed blood and STD's all over the arena . Ashura almost got a pin on Rebel as she escaped The Vine and her and Darkstalka teamed up on him in the ring but her victory was cut short by interefernce of The Alliance . N.W.O also got into the mix trying to restore order to the match . N.W.O. did manage to run The Allaince out of the ring even though greatley out numbered . The match continued interefernce free for another five minutes or so as all the superstars started to wear down . Letting The Vine sneak in a quick pin on Darkstalka for a shot at Neep on this upcoming PPV .
Winner : The Vine
Spidey's sceond dream :
Spder-Man " Had another dream last night . I was in that red curtained room again . Neep was there also sitting in a leather chair and playing chess by himself ."
Neep " King always takes pawn , King will take bishop . Today King is pawn ."
" Then a midget in a red leisure suit dances into the room holding a flaiming playing card , jack os clubs . "
" This suit burns wellll , he says "
" Jacks , kings , bishops . The girl with the inverted rose , the shadow man . I'm still confused about these dreams ."
" The coffee they brought me today was exeptional , have to find out where it came from... "
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