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Monday Massacre Card (8th January):
Guy Mandel: Welcome everyone to to our inaugural broadcast of Monday Massacre coming up tonight either Fraser Newlands or Stuart Fraser will leave the RMWF for good in a loser leaves match"
Sid: "What the fuck is that Hell in the cell doing above the ring?"
Guy: "I haven't a clue."
Full on by Oasis plays and Lt. Kmish Grant Turner enters with a mic in hand.
Guy: "I bet he has something to do with it!"
Lt. Kmish Neep: "Welcome to our first Monday Massacre!"
the crowd pops
Neep: "You all may be wondering why I have that very cell above the ring"
Sid: "You don't say!"
Neep: "I wanna make sure that there is no interference in my main event and that one man leaves the ring still and employee of this company!
Fraser Newlands appears on the big screen with Chyna
Fraser: "Ever since you came to the RMWF you have done nothing but let me and Neep down when we offered you a place in Neep World Order. Tonight you will no longer be a nuisance to us and tonight in that very cell I am gonna show you why I will not be laughed at no longer by the boys in the back! Whether it's in the ring out of it or on the off I will destroy you!
Neep walks off the the back as the screen fades

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Timebomb v Madman
Timebomb enters the arena to a chorus of boos.
Madman enters to a simalar reaction.
Guy: "Some quicks moves to start this one off"
Sid: "Timebomb with a side kick to Madman"
Guy: "Timebomb picks Madman up and goes for a german suplex but Madman lands on is feet behind Timebomb!"
Sid: "Madman traps Timebomb in a cobra clutch!"
Guy: "Timebomb is struggling to get out of the hold. "
Sid: "Wait a minute! Here come N.W.O members Ashura and Neep!
Ashura distracts the referee as Neep sneaks up behind Madman and delivers a reverse DDT. Neep pulls Timebomb onto the fallen Madman.
1,2,3
WINNER: TIMEBOMB
Sid: "Timebomb has stolen a win!"
Neep and Ashura enter the ring and start pounding Madman and Ashura takes out a knife and stabs Madman in the stomach.
Ashura: "That's for raping me you mother fucker!"
Neep turns round and looks at Timebomb. Timebomb offers his hand to Neep. Neep shakes hands then quickly nails him with a lariat.
Neep hoists him up for the Turnerbomb and with Ashura's help they drill him to the mat.
Sid: "Wait! here comes Bandit!"
The N.W.O members flee the ring and walk up the ramp laughing at the two fallen men.
Paramedics help the two men out of the ring as the show goes to a commercial

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Main Event:Hell in the Cell: Fraser Newlands v Stuart Fraser
The cell is being lowered and Neep's music plays. He enters the ringside area driving a pickup truck
Sid: "What is he doing back out here?"
Guy: "Your guess is as good as mine.
Neep walks to the announcer table and puts on a headset
Neep: "I'm gonna join you guys for this match!"
Sid: "Oh shit!"
Stuart Frasers music hits and he walks down the aisle and enters the cage.
Searchlights scour the arena as Take a look around by Limp Bizkit plays and Fraser walks through the crowd with Chyna. With Chyna outside the cage she stands with Neep at the announcers table.
Sid: "The two men battled it out as the referee locks the cage.
Neep: " The match has to be won inside the ring, but the two men are battling around the ring in the early moments here!"
Guy: "Holding nothing back, Fraser repeatedly grates Stuart's face against the steel grating of the cage, busting him open."
Sid: "Stuart finally fights back in the ring dropping a big leg on the Bravehearts.
Guy: "They're on the outside, Stuart used Fraser as a human dart, tossing the rookie off the sides of the cage. .
A masked man then comes to ringside, The stranger enters Neep's and drives in into the cell truck ripping a hole in the wall.
Neep: "For fucks sake!"
Neep and Chyna leave the announcer table and chase the stranger but he escapes through the crowd
Guy: "There's a hole in the cell!"
Neep backs up the pickup then goes back to ringside
Sid: "Stuart walked out of the cell, but Fraser follows him.
Guy: "Stuart bounces Triple H off the truck. Stuart picks up a camera and throws it at Fraser"
Fraser ducks, and throws Stuart through Neap's side window, busting the youngster open!"
Neep: "Fraser tries to give Stuart a piledriver on top of a truck, but Stuart hit a low blow on the Braveheart and hits him with a face buster on top of the truck -- causing Fraser to bleed!
Sid: " Stuart and Newlands start to climb the cage!"
Guy: " That masked man is back and he's climbing the cage!"
Neep: "Gotta go!"
Neep climbs the cage and soon all four men are on top
Neep dropkicks the strange then unmasks him
Guy: "Oh my god! It's Bandit!
Sid: "That guy doesn't like N.W.O at all he wants Fraser to leave!"
Neep grabs Bandit by the throat and moves towards the edge of the roof.
Sid: "It don't like the look of this!"
Neep grabs Bandit by the throat and chokeslams him off the roof and he lands through the announcers table.
Guy: "Are we still on?"
Sid: "Neep climbing down and standing at ringside.
Fraser & Stuart are fighting in the middle of the roof. Stuart attempts a hurricanrunna but Fraser counters it into his powerbomb finisher Air Newlands
Guy: "Holy shit! Stuart's been drilled through the roof!"
Fraser looks down at Neep at ringside and Neep can't believe what he's seen.
Sid: "Oh my god Fraser has just jumped through the hole in the roof with a splash onto Stuart!"
Both men are down and Chyna runs back to ringside and enters the cell to check on Fraser.
Sid: "Stuart's getting up! He sees Chyna. He kicks her in the knees and prepares to piledrive her!"
Guy: "Fraser's getting up! Stuart ain't seen him!"
Sid: "Fraser with a reverse neckbreaker!"
The referee makes the county

1,2,3!
Announcer: "Here is you winner - Fraser Newlands!"
Neep and Chyna help their friend out of the cell and down the aisle
Stuart gets up and looks on in disbelief as he sees his career come to and end.
Guy: "This is me Guy Mandel for the King Sid Nasty saying Good Night!"

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