Sunday Night War 1-7-01 - Written by Nick - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/1_7_01_Sunday_Night

(The camera goes backstage where Nick is sat in his office, Frieza & King Cold are sat on chairs as well. Frieza & King Cold are drinking goblets of wine.)
Nick: Listen up you two. Kid Money is one of the RMWF's top performers, so I don't want you to kill him. I just want you to put him in hospital so he learns not to mess with me, okay?
King Cold: Where's the fun in fighting if you're not going to finish the battle?
Nick: Look guys, this isn't the planet Vegeta, you can't just blast whatever you want! This is a wrestling fed so treat it like one, okay?
King Cold: Why do we work for you Nick, why don't we just leave you to deal with it yourself?
Nick: Because you know you're the most powerful fighters here, and you don't want it to change.
Frieza: Father, let's go.
King Cold: The Ginyu Force are on their way......for what it's worth.
Nick: The Ginyu will tear this place apart and restore order, don't you forget it.
(The camera cuts to the opening sequence. Fireworks explode all over the place then the camera goes to the announcer's table.)
Sid: Welcome to Sunday Night War! I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty here with Guy Mandell for what promises to be a most hellacious night here in the RMWF!
Guy: And the big story this week is that due to X-Treme Alliance winning the stable match last week they were given the right to sign the matches for Casa Nostra for today's card, and I must say, they all promise to be great matches!
Sid: We've got a handicap hardcore match, a handicap cage match, a handicap gunfight featuring Frieza and King Cold and the main event tonight is the triangle elimination match for the IC title which we didn't have last week due to gang warfare!
Guy: Yes indeed, these are dark times for the RMWF.

Nightmare & Angel vs. Tough Tony (hardcore)
Sid: By the way to all our viewers, earlier today nick added the stipulation to all of tonight's matches that if anyone interferes in tonight's matches, not only they but their entire stable will be instantly fired on the spot with no reprieve.
Guy: The bell has rung, we're going!
Sid: Nightmare is fighting with Tony, beating him back, Tony with a kick and a DDT, but Angel from behind with a heinous chair shot!
Guy: Tony hits the ground hard, Angel is beating him with the chair!
Sid: Tough Tony not looking so tough now!
Guy: Gee Sid, you're on form tonight.
Sid: Angel just put the chair infront of the turnbuckle!
Guy: Nightmare goes to the top rope, lookout Spike Piledriver!!
(Suddenly a bolt of lightning comes from the sky and hits Nightmare & Angel. They are knocked out. Tony rolls over and covers Nightmare, 1....2.....3!!)

Winner: Tough Tony
Guy: That didn't take long.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(The camera goes backstage where Kid Money is stood with two platinum guns behind a road block, waiting on the arrival of Frieza and King Cold.)
Sid: We're ready for the gunfight, Kid Money is there, where are the other two?
Guy: Dunno.
Sid: Wait, there they are.

Kid Money vs. King Cold & Frieza
Guy: So why did these two leave Dragonball Z?
Sid: They both got their butts whooped by Trunks in about 5 minutes each.
Guy: Fair enough.
Sid: Kid Money fires a round down the corridor at Frieza, but the evil fighting force deflects the bullet back at KM who ducks quickly.
Guy: KM with more bullets, King Cold steps forward and deflects them back down the corridor, one hits KM in the arm, the others miss.
Sid: This is ridiculous, Kid Money can't even get the bullets to hit!!
Guy: What's that? Hey IT'S THE RMWF AMBULANCE!!
Sid: Haven't seen that in a while.
Guy: The ambulance comes screeching down the corridor, Frieza and King Cold hit the deck!
Sid: Look, Kid Money has that damn bazooka again! He fires a round off, a direct hit on King Cold!
Guy: He goes flying against the wall, King Cold has been knocked out by the blast!
Sid: Now it's one on one, Frieza and Kid Money!
Guy: Frieza ducks behind a pillar, bullets from KM ping off the concrete!
Sid: Frieza's gonna use Gallit Gun! He turns, fires, a hit on Kid Money! Frieza just shot Kid Money through the chest!
Guy: Kid Money is bleeding, this battle is over surely.
Sid: Frieza teleports up right infront of KM, hey I think Kid Money has some energy left!
Guy: Kid Money fires, a hit right through the heart on Frieza, the evil maniac is down, KM has won!

Winner: Kid Money
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Sid: The matches so far have been well shite. Armz vs. Timebomb is up next, perhaps this'll be better.

Armz vs. Timebomb
Guy: The bell has rung. Hey what's happening?
('The Kids aren't alright' by Offspring hits the PA and nick comes down to the ring wearing a referee's shirt. He grabs a mic.)
Nick: I'm gonna referee this match so there's no way anyone can cheat! Okay, fight!
Sid: This is great, nick's here to help out his bum chum Timebomb!
Nick: I heard that.
Guy: Shut up Sid.
Sid: Armz with a headlock on Timebomb, but Timebomb bounces him off the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline! Armz back up, he brawls Timebomb back into the corner, he's just laying into him with rights and lefts, now a ten punch on Timebomb, he falls out of the corner to the canvas with the crowd going wild!! Armz is pumping up the crowd, but that's given Timebomb time to get up!
Guy: He goes for Armz, running Bulldog from behind, now he's punching him again and again! Armz back up, Russian Leg Sweep takes him back down.
Sid: Timebomb picks Armz up, Ganjis DDT!!
Guy: What the hell!?!?!?
Sid: Cover by Timebomb, 1.......2.......kickout at the last moment by Armz!!
Guy: What the hell is a Ganjis DDT!?
Sid: Dunno, but it sounded good didn't it?
Guy: Whatever.
Sid: Armz back up to a vertical base, Timebomb bounces him off the ropes, Armz ducks a clothesline, Flying Clothesline by Armz!
Guy: Now the fans are getting behind him, cheering Armz on!
Sid: Timebomb is back up, Armz goes for a Jumping Tornado DDT, Timebomb reverses it into a flapjack! Cover by Timebomb, 1......2.....3!!

Winner: Timebomb
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(The camera comes back and goes backstage to where King Cold is stood conversing with nick.)
King Cold: After what happened to Frieza in the gunfight, he and I are returning to Frieza planet #97 for a while so that he can be rejuvinated and come back stronger than ever!
Nick: And what am I supposed to do?
King Cold: You sing the praises of the Ginyu force, they will be here soon utilise their skills!
Nick: Alright then. Have a safe journey King Cold, see ya soon.
King Cold: Save the emotion, I have no time for it.
(King Cold flies off down the corridor. Just then Stone Cold comes running up to nick.)
Stone Cold: Nick, the Ginyu Force are approximately one week away, they'll be here in time for next week's card.
Nick: Good.
(The camera goes back out to the ring.)
Guy: Well it seems that King Cold and Frieza have left for a while. The whole roster can breathe a sigh of relief.
Sid: Whatever. It's time for the handicap cage match.

Scarface vs. Bandit & Madman
Guy: If you ask me this match is slightly ridiculous. How the hell is one man supposed to beat two, in a fucking steel cage!
Sid: Dunno, but the match is underway! Bandit catches a scoop slam, Madman takes Scarface down with a clothesline! Bandit is back up, he picks Scarface up, bounces him off the ropes, Bandit and Madman with a double clothesline and a double elbow drop!
Guy: Scarface staggers back up! Bandit tries to clothesline him, Scarface ducks and catches Madman with a dropkick, then turns and bulldogs Bandit from behind!
Sid: Scarface with a clothesline on Madman, Bandit is back up! Scarface shoulder charges him into the corner, now he's stomping a mudhole in Bandit! Lookout, Madman clobbers Scarface from behind! He turns him round, Rib Breaker by Madman. Bandit sits on the top rope, leg drop from the second rope!
Guy: Madman picks Scarface up, goes to punch him but Scarface blocks and punches back! Now Scarface is on the offensive, he sends Madman back against the ropes, bounces him off, Spinebuster!
Sid: Oh my gosh Bandit nearly took his head off with a tremendous clothesline!
Guy: Bandit stomping him into the ground, now he picks him up, whips him into the corner and lands a painful corner clothesline! DDT by Bandit takes Scarface down.
Sid: Madman is back up, him and Bandit are just beating on him with punches and kicks, Scarface is bleeding and I'm not suprised with the punishment he's been taking.
Guy: Now they picks him up, they're slamming his head into the cage again and again, this is carnage!
Sid: Bandit is holding Scarface up, Madman is just taking cheap shots at him, Bandit lets go of him and he just falls to the ground.
Guy: Now Bandit and Madman are both climbing the cage, they're gonna get out and win!
Sid: They're sitting on the top, they're gonna win now! Wait, what are they doing?!
Guy: They're standing up, holding onto the camera struts for support, this is gonna be painful for scarface!
Sid: I think they're gonna do a double elbow from the top, here it comes!
Guy: They jump, my god Scarface moved! Bandit & Madman are completely whacked out!
Sid: Scarface just flipped up onto his feet, he had some energy left after all!
Guy: Scarface is starting to climb the cage himself, but Bandit and Madman are stirring. Scarface is halfway up, the fans are cheering as loud as they can, but Bandit has a hold of his foot!
Sid: Scarface kicks out, but Bandit holds on and Scarface falls to the mat again.
Guy: Now Bandit and Madman are back in control, though they were damn lucky. They pick Scarface up, bounce him off the ropes!
Sid: He ducks a double clothesline, bounces off the ropes again, Scarface with a double clothesline of his own!
Guy: Now he picks up Bandit, Piledriver! Picks up Madman, high angle back drop!
Sid: Scarface is going for the door, it's open, Scarface is out!

Winner: Scarface
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Guy: We're back on Sunday War, just moments after seeing a miraculous victory by Scarface over Bandit & Madman, in a steel cage.
Sid: Well what's done is done, oh wait we're going backstage.
(The camera goes backstage where nick's stood with Stone Cold.)
Stone Cold: Nick It's been fun but I'm goin' back to the WWF now cause they need me okay.
Nick: Alright mate have fun.
Stone Cold: You'll be alright yeah?
Nick: The Ginyu force arrives soon, they'll help me out.
Stone Cold: Okay then I'll see ya around.
Nick: Bye.
(Stone Cold gets into his pickup truck and drives away.)
Sid: Well that's Stone Cold out of here. Just Goldburg left then.

Neep vs. Tough Tony vs. Faarooq (IC title)
Guy: Neep goes for Tough Tony, Faarooq stops him with a big right punch and scoop slams him down! Tough Tony with an elbow drop on Neep, anf Faarooq stomps him!
Sid: Tony picks Neep up, bounces him off the ropes! Shoulder back drop!
Guy: Faarooq covers him, but Tony breaks the count! Now Faarooq and Tony are going at it, exchanging punches! Faarooq knocks Tony against the ropes and clotheslines him over the top! Now he's left the ring and is continuing the punishment on the outside!
Sid: Neep staggers back to his feet, he climbs the turnbuckle, my god he moonsaulted onto the two on the outside! The fans are cheering, they liked that!
Guy: Neep slams Faarooq's head into the guard rail, and a Piledriver on Tony on the outside! He might have ended Tony's career right there!
Sid: Neep gets back into the ring, the referee starts to count. 1.....2.....3......4......5.....6
Guy: Faarooq is getting up, he's rolled back into the ring. 7......8.....9......10! Tony is counted out.

Tough Tony is eliminated
Sid: Neep pounces on Faarooq as he rolls in, stomping him down! Now he drags Faarooq up, bounces him off the ropes and takes him down with a reverse elbow! Cover by Neep, 1.....2...kickout just before the three.
Guy: Faarooq gets back up, kicks neep and whips him into the corner, stinger splash by Faarooq! Now he punches neep in the chest several times, he's trying to wear neep down, Faarooq with a Spine Buster out of the corner! 1.....2....kickout this time by neep.
Sid: Faarooq with a fury punch on neep, picks him up bounces off the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline!
Guy: Now Faarooq goes to the second rope.
Sid: Neep is struggling to get back up, he staggers up and turns round, awww he just caught a massive double axehandle from Faarooq!
Guy: Faarooq just gave the signal, Dominator coming up!
Sid: He picks neep up, he's set him up for it! Here it comes, no wait neep escaped over the shoulder!
Guy: Neep delivers a side russian leg sweep, taking the big man down!
Sid: Now neep can respond with some punishment of his own, he rakes the eyes of Faarooq and drags him back to his feet!
Guy: He's got him by the shoulder's, neep with a Jawbreaker, he has Faarooq in pain on the floor, that move's got to hurt!
Sid: Pin with bridge by Neep, 1...2...kickout by Faarooq. Neep pulls Faarooq back up, goes to punch but he's blocked, Faarooq with a belly-to-belly suplex, neep straight back up, Faarooq with an armdrag but neep doesn't go down! Neep bounces off the ropes, comes at Faaroow, but he catches neep with a double choke powerbomb!
Guy: The crowd are getting into this match, cover by Faarooq, 1....2...almost a pin!
Sid: Faarooq gave the signal, Dominator again! Perhaps he'll get it this time.
Guy: No, it's not the dominator, he's got him for a shoulder breaker instead! Hang on, neep falls off the shoulder but hangs onto Faarooq, he's got him set for a Tombstone Piledriver, yes he hit it!
Sid: He planted Faarooq in the centre of the ring with that one! Now neep gives the high sign, Flying Scotsman splash coming up! He's climbing to the top rope, hey wait Tough Tony hasn't left yet! Tony just pushed neep off the top rope!!
Guy: Faarooq covers neep, 1.....2.....3!!!

Winner & New Intercontinental champion: Faarooq
Sid: Well we finally have a new IC champ, and it's Faarooq!
Guy: Well that's all we've got time for this week on Sunday Night War, till next week, I'm Guy Mandell
Sid: And I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty saying goodfight, goodnight.

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