Monday Night Massacre 1-29-01 - Written by Neep - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/1_29_01_Monday

Monday Massacre 29th January 2001
Sid: "Welcome to Monday Massacre. What a show we have for you tonight. We will see Armz Inc. face the queer Goldust.
Guy: "And not forgetting the main event - Neep World Order taking on X-Treme Alliance."
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Goldust's music plays and he walks down to the ring accompanied by Test. He enters then rubs his chest and waits for his opponent.
Armz Inc. walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd
Sid: "Armz uses his quickness to try to overcome the power of Goldust. Goldust gets thrown tot the outside"
Guy: " Armz hits the perverted one with a baseball slide and a springboard dropkick."
Sid: "Armz attempts to attack Goldust off the top rope, Goldust caught him and goes to work with several high-impact maneuvers."
Guy: " He picks up Armz face-first and holds him up in the air for several seconds and drops him to the mat,"
Sid: " Goldust strips the turnbuckle off one of the corners and attempts to slam Armz' face into it. Armz blocks the attempt, so Goldust clotheslines Armz over the top rope!
Guy: "Goldust has the referee distracted as Test goes to work on Armz on the outside"
Test throws him back into the ring
Sid: "Armz jumps up and delivers a dropkick in midair! Armz manages to push Goldust into the uncovered corner of the ring, slamming his face into raw steel.
1,2...
Guy: "But he manages to kick out on two. Armz slaps on figure four leglock for several minutes but Goldust makes the ropes.
Neep runs down to the ring an goes for Test right away. Neep whips Test to a ringside table and piledrives him through it.
. Sid: "Armz goes for a clothesline but inadvertadly knocks down the referee."
With the ref down Neep goes and gets a chair formt he timekeeper and enters the ring.
Guy: "Armz holds Goldust from behind as the referee stirs"
Sid: "Neep takes a swing with the chair but Goldust ducks and Neep gets Armz instead.
Guy: "The referee's called for the bell!"
Sid: "He's disqualified Goldust!"
Neep throws down the chair and walks off to the back
Winner by D-Q: Armz Inc.
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Main Event:
No D-Q: Neep World Order: Ashura & Neep v X-Treme Alliance: Faarooq & Nightmare
X-Treme Alliance's music plays as Faarooq & Nightmare stand at the top of the ramp then walk down with a serious look on their faces. They enter the ring and stand in the middle an wait.
Rollin' by Limp Bizkit plays and Ashura and Neep walk out accompanied by Trish Stratus. They enter the ring and hold their respective belts in the air.
Guy: "Here we go! Tables, Chairs, Ladders, Numbchucks, leather straps, handcuffs and straight jackets the weapons allowed!"
Sid: "Everyone is psyched up for this encounter! And fuck will this be a good one!"
Guy: "But wait a minute all the refs have come out and set all the weapons up in the ring and this will be a tornado match"
Sid: "Before the match starts out come Preacherman & Warrior Three and start to beat the shit out of the Alliance and N.W.O join in. But they also get the shit beaten out of them by The New Dawn. And both of the teams get put through tables!"
Guy :"Well the match has started and both teams are down. Nightmare and Ashura rise to their feet and smack each other with steel chairs knocking both men down. Faarooq and Neep make their way to their feet and also hit each other with steel chairs!"
Sid: "Blah Blah!"
Guy: "New Dawn have Numbchucks and start to hit Faarooq and Ashura with them! Nightmare and Neep knock Warrior Three and Preacherman out of the ring."
Sid: "Whooo!"
Guy: "Both Nightmare and Neep start to beat the shit out of The New Dawn. A double suplex by Nightmare and Neep on the Concrete floor."
Sid: "Are they working together?"
Guy: "No of course not! Neep just drop toe holds Nightmare into the ring apron. Then throws him into the ring. Wait a minute Darkstalka is helping Neep and Ashura and so is Kid Money. Neep just got hit by a steel chair by Nightmare. Darkstalka and Kid Money are staring at each other."
Sid: "What the hell is going to break out?"
Guy: "Whoo, this looks like this is going to explode. They are still staring they exchange words."
Sid: "Oh shit, what the hell?"
Guy: "They have just shaken hands and continue the ass beating on Faarooq and Nightmare. But wait The New Dawn are beating up Darkstalka and Kid Money. They go backstage and continue the fight."
Sid: "Now lets get it on!"
Guy: "Neep is on the top rope and just Flying Scotsman elbowed Faarooq. Ashura makes the cover"
1,2...
Guy: "and Nightmare throws the ladder on Ashura."
Sid: "Shit pain at its most!"
Guy: "But wait Faarooq has a table in his hand and sets it up he just put Neep through it with he Dominator!"
1,2,3
Winners: X-Treme Alliance
Darkstalka, Fraser Newlands, C.S.D and Armz all run to the ring to help their partners. Ashura is getting up to her feet but Neep is cut open and has to be stretchered out of the ring.
Guy: "This is Guy Mandel for the King saying Goodnight!"

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