Friday Night Slam 1-26-01 - Written By WIL Double - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/1_26_01_Friday_Night

*** Asmodeus sits in his spaceship the " Vermifate " fingering the controls . His homing beacon is zeroed in on the precious " Infinity Gauntlet " .. As he zips through the fartest reaches of space , he wonders :

" How could a item so powerful be in the anothers hands that are not his .. "

It's riduculas and he will retrieve the gauntlet .... The Vermifate swings past a unknown solar system and Asmodeus laughs , how could his treasure be here , on Earth of all places . He will rip these humans to shreds and eat them for lunch ... What man has the nerve to possess the gauntlet , he will surley die a terrible DEATH !!!!

Meanwhile :

WIL Double , The Prez of The RMWF , holds the most powerful weapon in his hand . He can't believe he has bought it for the sorry price he did .... It was part of some cracked deal and now every would be world dominator will be here at The RMWF front door looking for it .. Oh but get it easy they won't , they will have to fight for it , fight for it in long bloody battles which will make him millions , Hahahah ...

He kisses the glove and places it back into the locked safe , let the games begin ...

" Helloooooooo wrestling fans this is Guy Mandel here for another Friday Night Slam .... Tonight is yet another big night as we have an Intercontiental Championship match between long time veteren of The RMWF , Grant " Neep " Turner and new comer Armz ... We also are going to witness the long over due return of Koko Beware in a match with Iceman ... Plus more sneak peaks at the failing Division X ..."

SiD " Yeah that is sure gonna blow up in our Prez's face but maybe our new football league will turn out better ... What is it called again ???"

Guy " It has been officially named The NAFA , The North American Football Association , with 8 teams in two power packed divisions ... It is a ten game season and the divisions break down like this :

East :
New York " Toxic Waste "
New Brunswick " Scarlet Knights " with coach Lamant
Miami " Angry Cubans " with coach Luke/Trick Daddy
Doylestown " Horse Pies "

West :
Alabama " Jug Handles " with coach Daniel Carver
Alaskin " Eskimos "
Berkley " Butt Pirates "
Chicago " Hurricanes " *** ( Start Date Feb 2 )***

Guy " I tell you what SiD , I can't wait The XFL has no chance of being better then this ... Also don't forget about RMWF " Crack House " the new video game for Sony Playstaion 2 . Its our first video game and it is the best wrestling game EVER !! "

SiD " I'm playing it right now and whoooo heee it rocks ..."

Guy " I'd love to join ya , but it is time to get to the show .. Lets go ..."

Ice Man -vs- Koko Beware
( Koko comes out flapping his arms with FRANKIE perched on top of his right shoulder .. As he walks past the crowd someone screams at the bird scaring it and it shits right down the sleave of Koko ... Ice Man is next as he comes out to " My Generation " by Limp Bizkit ... He rolls under the ring ropes and puts his brass knuckles down in the corner of the ring ... )

SiD " I don't know if I can stomach much more of this , come on , Koko Beware !!! "

Guy " Whats wrong with him ???"

SiD " He wasn't cool back in the 80's why would anyone think he was cool now ??? I mean this guy Ice Man is bad enough but to pit him against Koko is riduculas ... What is up with that friggen bird anyway ??? "

Guy " Thats , Frankie , his parrot ... Its nice for the kids , aaaw yeah the wittle parrot ."

SiD " Your about as cracked as the rest of the people in this fed . Am I the only sane
one ?"

Guy " Koko is taken down hard to the mat by Ice Man with a side slam ... Ice Man picks up his opponent and sends him into the corner where he beats his face into the turnbuckle . Ice Man lets go and Koko falls flat on his face ."

SiD " God he is bad it must be embarrissing to get beat down by a Vanilla Ice wanna be ."

Guy " The match just started anything can happen , relax would ya ??? Koko tries a feeble attempt at a punch but Ice Man just swats it away and laughs as he kicks him in the mid-section .. Ice Man with a scoop slam then bounces off the ropes and lands a devistating leg drop .. Then he follows up with a jack hammer and a kick to the back of Koko's head . Koko crawls to the side of the ring and holds his hands up to Frankie , who turns his back and faces the crowd ..."

SiD " That dumb bird not gonna help him now , he better run or start flapping his arms and hope he flys away .."

Guy " Ice Man grabs Koko by the back of the head and starts to choke him on the ropes .. Koko gasps for air as even the ref is not paying attention to this match ..."

SiD " Heh , this is the first time I ever seen a black man turn blue .. "

Guy " The crowd starts to chant Koko then stops ... Half of them are getting up and leaving for the bathroom BUT WAIT !!!! Koko sits up and starts flapping his arms , and Frankie looks back towards the ring ... Koko stares at his only friend as the parrot winks you can see a burst of energy fly into KOKO BEWARE !!!!! His arms start waving even harder as Ice Man keeps attacking him but nothng seems to stun him ... Koko is BACK AND ALL SHALL FEAR THE BIRD MAN !!!!!! "

SiD " What this is ridiculas , I think that bird is giving him power ..."

( Just then a flash of light and a loud crash .. The audience rubs there eyes trying to adjust from the blast .. Koko flys through the heavens as a heroic song plays from the skys and you can see the word BOOM in a red burst over head ... The count echo's through the arena 1 , 2 , 3 as Koko Beware and Frankie dispose of Ice Man ... )

Winner : Koko Beware
SiD " Iceman is gonna quit after that one ..."

Guy " Why he just lost one match ..."

SiD " He was screwed and he knows it .. This kinda stuff just works that way , you wait and see .."

Guy " Well I hope he does not quit he is a valued part of our operation and dedicated wrestlers are hard to come by .... Well let gear up for the IC title match ... The loser of this match will have to take on the hardcore champ directly after the match ..."

Armz -vs- Grant " Neep " Turner
( No Intro's )

Guy " Neep quickly on Armz trying to tie him up in a hold but Armz is not gonna let that happen and slams Neep to the canvass .. Neep back to his feet gets off a drop kick and takes down Armz , who he quickly slaps an arm bar on .... Armz powers his way to his feet and reverses the move almost snapping Neep's arm ..."

SiD " Damn this one got off to a quick start , these guys are not fooling around .."

Guy " Neep crys in pain but manages a weak punch which forces Armz to break the hold . Neep holds his arm in pain and almost gets his head chopped off by a devistating clothesline .. Armz waisting no time picks up Turner and pile drives him to the mat then goes for a weak cover .. Ref # 4 with a slow count and Neep kicks out ... Neep tries to fend off rmz with a barrage of blows but Armz , looking like a man possesed , rips through the attack and takes Neep down with a face slam ..."

SiD " Is Armz in the our new video game , I like to be him ..."

Guy " What kinda question is that during this action , and no I think he is too new to have made it on the game , but Neep is .. Neep still recieving a beating by Armz but gets away with a shot to the groin ."

SiD " Desperate times call for desperate messures .. Neep is not normally a cheap fighter ."

Guy " Armz goes down like a ton of bricks and Neep moves in for the kill .. Neep with a running snap mare then a comes back for a boot to the face ... Armz is stunned and Neep smells blood , he picks up his opponent for a ddt then slaps on a figure four .."

SiD " It might be all over for Armz !!!"

Guy " Armz reaches for the ropes but is to far away , hes gonna have to think of another way to get out of this one ... Neep keeps applying pressure and Armz is in a lot of pain .. The ref is checking if Armz wants to give up but he just shoves him away ..."

SiD " He better hope the ref does not pull a Ashura on him and call for an early bell ."

Guy " Armz calls for the ref to come over and when he leans down , Armz uses him like a spear to knock Neep of of him ..."

SiD " Ahhhhh , Armz has been doing his homework , I think Bandit pulled that moves a few months back ..."

Guy " Armz limps to his feet as Neep and the ref lay on the mat from there collision . Armz goes for the ring bell and stumbles up to the top rope . He is definatly sore from that figure four ."

SiD " Hey , that rymes , heh ..."

Guy " Armz off the top rope nails Neep with the ring bell and gets a cover .. Neep is busted open but the ref is not counting ... Armz just waits for Ref # 4 to clear the cob webs and start the count 1 , 2 , 3 IT'S ALL OVER !!!!! "

( Armz grabs his belt and takes off )

Winner and NEW IC Champ : Armz
Guy " Well Neep is gonna have to face the Hardcore Champ after that beating , he is in for one long night ..."

SiD " Not quite look ..."

( Bad Andy comes out with all of Costa Nastro on chains and leashes .. They are all in leather with the asses cut out .. He drags them into the ring and they bow handing Neep the hardcore belt and a trophy ... Bad Andy grabs the mic and begins to speak .. )

Andy " The threat of Costa has been stopped .... "

( crowd cheers )

Andy " And The RMWF would like to give Neep by default The RMWF Hardcore Belt ... Also we would like to reconize Neep as an outstanding member of this fed ... When he entered the fed we had our doubts but the best technical wrestler stuck with us ... Forming , N.W.O. and the corporate alliance with The Prez ... He has kept the peace and enforced the rules of The RMWF while still managing to wrestle and devistate opponents left and right .. He has stuck with us through thick and thin , promoted his own cards ... So Neep we would like to present you with the first RMWF life time achievement award ..."

( Neep wraps his Hardcore Belt around his waiste and kisses the trophy as he is almost in tears .. He has no words to say but a simple thank you as he walks off with Bad Andy arm in arm ... )

" This is Clive Anderson with another locke room report ... Don't forget The RMWF " Cracked House " for Sony Playstation 2 is available TODAY !!! Keep checking here for character info and cheat codes ... NAFA Football league starts Feb , 2nd and should kick The XFL's ass ... In other news E.Z. Dangerous defeated Mr. Tits ..... This is Clive Anderson for the rest of The RMWF crew saying good night , GOOD NIGHT !!!!!!!

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