Monday Night Massacre 1-15-00 - Written By Neep - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/1_15_01_Monday

Ladder Match for Intercontinental Title: Faarooq (champion) v Goldburg
Goldburg walks to the ring with Steve Austin by his side the enters the ring.
Faarooq's music hits and he enter with his belt over his shoulder.
Suddenly Neep comes running down to the ring and orders Austin to the back.
Faarooq hands the ref his belt and it is raised above the ring.
Guy " Faarooq runs outside from Goldburg looking for something to hit him with .. Goldburg goes under the ring and takes out a baseball bat. Faarooq is still looking and he finds a table"
Sid " What is he going to do with that table???"
Guy " Faarooq ducks a blow with the bat by Goldburg and slams the table over his head ... Now Faarooq is standing the board up and ...
Sid " Yes , Faarooq drills Goldburg right through the table with a press slam .. Faarooq tries to pick Goldburg up but receives a bat right under the jaw .. Goldburg stands up holding his back. .. Goldburg with a side kick , then he gets a fist full of hair and slams Faarooq's face into the ladder ... Goldburg still has Faarooq by the head and Faarooq struggles to get free but Goldburg monkey flips him to the steps and hops on him beating him in the face with a barrage of punches ..."
Sid " Faarooq flips Goldburg off , jumps on the ladder and dives on top of him returning the favor with a couple hits to the face ... Faarooq is choking Goldburg and he looks really brutal.."
Sid " Yeah Goldburg has seemed to really piss him off somehow ..."
Guy "Goldburg is reaching for that baseball bat and he grabs it as Faarooq unloads on him ... A quick slash to the face and Faarooq is cut wide open and falls off Goldburg holding his face .. Goldburg gives Faarooq a few stomps and goes over to get the ladder throwing into the ring.."
Sid " He's going for the gold !!! Faarooq rolls into the ring"
Guy " No Goldburg is not done with Faarooq yet as he lays the ladder down on Faarooq , he gets a runing start and receives a ladder in the stomach as Faarooq gets up before Goldburg could do anything .. Faarooq setting up the ladder now and then turns around just in time for Goldburg to double ax handle his ass into the mat ... Goldburg picks up the ladder and slams it down on Faarooq , then he jumps on it smashing Faarooq between the ladder and the ring mat .. Goldburg sets the ladder back up and starts to climb it but as he gets to the top Faarooq dives in one last effort and knocks the ladder out from underneath Goldburg ... Goldburg falls down hard.."
Sid " HAHAHA!!!"
Guy " Whats Neep doing back out here??"
SiD " Its Neep he is coming down to ringside with a sledgehammer !!! "
Guy " What is he doing out here ??? Neep walks into the ring. Faarooq and Goldburg are both hurt on the mat.. Faarooq gets to his feet and walks over to Neep but Neep just nails him with the sledgehammer .. Neep raises his hands to the crowd , then he turns around clocks Goldburg in the back with the sledgehammer ..."
Neep stes up the ladder and climbs up it.
Sid " What the hell is he doing???"
Guy " I think he is just out there causing trouble like usual ... Neep continues to climb tha ladder then he grabs the belt from the hoop. The two men get up form the mat and Neep clocks them with the gold."
Neep leaves the ring with the belt in his hands. A referee goes over to Neep and raises his arm.
Sid " What the hell just happened here??.."
Guy " Neep is the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMP as he holds the belt up in the air in victory !!!"
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Cage Match: Darkstalka (w/ Ashura)v Nightmare
Guy: "The first competitor to exit the cage or score a pinfall would be considered the winner in this cage match!
Nightmare walks down to the ring only to be booed by the crowd.
Boiler by Limp Bizkit plays and Darkstalka & Ashura walk out with five gray wolves. Explosion's go off down the ramp and the ring has blue flames coming form the posts. He enters the ring and a handler takes the pack of wolves to the back.
Sid: "Nightmare gets whipped to the corner Darkstlaka goes for a splash in the corner, but Nightmare retaliated with a hotshot . Darkstalka is busted open -- he appeared to be cut above one of his eyes.
Guy: " Nightmare attempted to exit the cage, but is stopped by Darkstalka"
Sid: "Darkstalka delivers a Death Valley Driver he splashes Nightmare in the corner and then gave him a leg drop off the second rope.
1,2
Guy: " Nightmare managed to get his foot on the ropes on two.
Sid: " Nightmare once again tried to escape the cage, but Ashura slams the cage door in his face."
Sid: "Here comes Armz! They're battling all the way back to the locker room."
Guy: "Darkstalka and Nightmare both try to climb the cage, and Nightmare slams Nightmare's head into the cage, sending him flying down to the canvas."
Sid: "Darkstalka looks down at Nightmare and seems to get an idea. He climbs to the top of the cage, looks down for several seconds ... Oh my God!!! He jumps off and onto Nightmare off the top of the cage with a double foot stomp!
Guy: "Darkstalka seems to be almost as hurt as bad as Nightmare.".
Sid: " Nightmare crawls over to the cage door, but Fraser Newlands runs down, steals a chair, and clobbers Nightmare with it and both men are down"
A nearly unconscious Darkstalka manages to drape one hand over Nightmare
1,2,3
Winner: Darkstalka
Fraser helps his partner to the back as they leave to a standing ovation.
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Main Event: Six Person Inter-Gender Tag Match
Timebomb and Da Brozz enter together and walk down the ramp. My Generation by Limp Bizkit plays and Neep World Order drive down on Titan Bikes. The three stand in the ring as Neep and Ashura hold their belts up in the air.
Guy: "Here we go! Test and Ashura kick things off here. Test whips Ashura to the ropes and catches her in a sleeper hold but Ashura manages to reverse the hold and go behind him and applies her own sleeper but Test gets out of it."
Sid:"Test has Ashura up for a powerbomb but she reverses with the ashurcarana"
1,2,3
Test gets eliminated
Guy: "Fraser gets tagged in against Goldust. Goldust with a slap to the face. Fraser with a boot to the jewels"
Sid: "He ain't gone none down there!""
Guy: "Neep is in the ring!"
Sid: "Goldust whipped to the corner...Neep crouches down and Fraser springboards off him with a cross body but gets caught by Goldust!"
Guy: "Goldust with a powerslam"
1,2,3
Fraser gets eliminated
Guy: "Goldust turns round and is caught by Neep with a low blow.and drills him with the Turnerbomb"
1,2,3
Goldust gets eliminated
Faarooq runs down to ringside and exchanges words with Neep.
Guy: "Timebomb with a cradle"
1,2,3
Neep is Eliminated and brawls with Faarooq back to the locker room.
Sid: "Just Ashura and Timebomb left!"
Timebomb runs off the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Ashura takes him down with an armbar then locks him in a camel clutch."
Timebomb submits
Winner: Ashura
Nightmare and Faarooq run in and start beating on Ashura but are fought off by Neep, Newlands & Darkstalka
Guy: "This is Guy Mandel for Sid saying goodnight

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