As the cameras go to the ring special guest ring annoncer Angelina jolie has a
message from Wednesday's new booker Mr. Big...
Angelina:Mr. big has informed me that tonights Hell in a Cell match will have
a special referee and that ref is Mr. showtime!
He has also informed me that Wednesday's commentators were inaddaquit so the
new commentators are Tommy chong and boobby the Brain Hennan
{Bobby and Tommy make there way to the ringside commentary table and sit
down}
Tommy:{hits joint coughs}What's up man?
Bobby:It's good to be working in an elite fed. again,shit it's good to be
working period.
Tommy:Ahmen bro
Booby:I've been informed we have a situation in the back....
Camera goes to backstage area as Froggii and Maverick appear on the ground
battered and bloody,while preacher Man takes a knife and slits both there
throats.As both men struggle for air choking on there own blood Preacher man
soaks his hands in the puttle of blood that has accumulated on the ground he
begins to write on the wall when he is finished the wall reads Xtreme Alliance
Beware!
Bobby:That was pretty sick, and I thought I'd seen it all!
Tommy:Have you seen my lighter?
Bobby:Anyways, we got a world title match coming up in the cell who do you
like in this one Tommy?
Tommy:Killer Kowalski,definately
Bobby:i don't think we'll be seeing the claw tonight!
Ashura vs. Neep vs. nightmare vs. kid Money
Bobby:
Ashura and Neep make there way towards the cell hand in hand
Kid Money enters the cell next followed by special ref Showtime
Nightmare starts to make his way towards the cell but is jumped from behind by
Preacher Man and Warrior3!
As Preacher man puts the boots to Nightmare, Warrior sets up the table,and
Preacher Man hoists Nightmare up and powerbombs him through it!
Neep and Ashura double team Kid Money as Nightmare finally crawls into the
cell.
Tommy:He should be crawling into a hospitol bed!
Bobby:As Kid Money and Ashura battle outside the ring,Neep piledrives
Nightmare and goes for the pin.Mr. Showtime in perfect position makes the
cover 1-2-3
Nightmare eliminated
Tommy: That was quick!
Bobby:Kid Money slams Ashura's head into the cell and gets back into the ring
just in time to catch a DDT from Neep!
Tommy:Great action! Great Violence!
Bobby:As Ashura gathers herself outside the ring Neep and Kid money trade
blows inside the ring, as Neep throws a wild haymaker Kid Money ducks and Neep
hits Mr showtime!Showtime gathers himself and chokeslams Neep,Kid Money with a
cover 1-2-3
Neep eliminated
Ashura enters the ring and Kid Money dropkicks her into the corner as Kid
Money closes in on her Neep finally reaches his feet {after being
eliminated}goes for a superkick on Kid Money, but Kid Money ducks and he
catches Ashura on the chin!
Tommy:This looks like trouble!
Bobby:Mr. Showtime clotheslines Neep out the ring as Kid Money goes for the
cover on Ashura
Tommy:1-2-3
Bobby:We have a new champ Kid Money!
{Scarface and Tone Capone make there way down the aisle with a blunt and a
bottle of Moet,Tone passes the blunt to Kid Money and Scarface pops the bottle
as the celebration begins}
Camera fads
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