Friday Night Slam 12-8-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/12_8_00_Friday_Night

" This is Guy Mandel with SiD " The King " Nasty for another addition of Friday Night Slam ... Well a lot has gone down in The RMWF ... One of our all time biggest super-stars Darkstalka has left .. Also the rumor has it that Spider-Man might be leaving also ... What is a fed to do ??? "

SiD " Close down and let me collect unemployment for a while , get fat and retire .."

Guy " Your already getting fat and I don't see no closing in the near future .. It also seems like Zues is the front runner for Spideys job ..."

SiD " Old web head , being replaced by a god , heh .."

Guy " The god of wrestling now I guess ... Maybe The Prez's Lord and Savior ... "

SiD " Well there is nothing worth talking about lets get this show on the road ..

" Scarface " Al Capone vs. Soldier
Bad Andy - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270 pounds, from Chicago , IL, " Scarface " Al Capone!!!

[The lights dim and Scarface enters with the Scarface movie anthem playing in the backround ]

Bad Andy - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from ?????, Soldier!!!

[Comes out from the rowd from undernieth the ring Ref # 2 checks " Scarface " Al Capone's boots and knee pads. Soldier checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) " Scarface " Al Capone uses a snap mare takeover on Soldier. ]

SiD - snap mare!

[Now Soldier standing. " Scarface " Al Capone shoulder tackles Soldier. " Scarface " Al Capone stands up. " Scarface " Al Capone clotheslines Soldier. Soldier hits a power slam on " Scarface " Al Capone. Soldier is back on his feet. " Scarface " Al Capone stands up. ]

Slezy D's Head - The RMWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Soldier bounces " Scarface " Al Capone off the ropes and clotheslines him. Soldier covers " Scarface " Al Capone hooking the leg. Referee Ref # 2 makes the count. ...1 ...2 " Scarface " Al Capone kicks out. ]

SiD - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like " Scarface " Al Capone.

[" Scarface " Al Capone climbs to his feet. Soldier with an illegal chokehold on " Scarface " Al Capone. " Scarface " Al Capone comes from behind and bulldogs Soldier. " Scarface " Al Capone is up again. Soldier is back on his feet. Soldier bounces " Scarface " Al Capone off the ropes and clotheslines him. " Scarface " Al Capone stands up. Soldier executes a swinging neckbreaker on " Scarface " Al Capone. ]

Guy Mandel - I wish every match could be like this!

[He whips him into the ropes and nails a Crippler Cross face. Soldier gets up. Soldier punches " Scarface " Al Capone repeatedly. Soldier with an illegal chokehold on " Scarface " Al Capone. They lockup. " Scarface " Al Capone sends Soldier to the corner of the ring. " Scarface " Al Capone grabs Soldier's head and DDT's him on the mat. " Scarface " Al Capone is back on his feet. Soldier gets up. " Scarface " Al Capone powerbombs Soldier into the mat. " Scarface " Al Capone goes for a pin. Ref # 2 counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

SiD - We've got ourselves a winner!

, " Scarface " Al Capone!!!

Commercial Break

I.C.P. vs. X-Treme Inc

Bad Andy - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, I.C.P.!!!

[I.C.P. come to the ring. ]

Bad Andy - and their opponents, the team of X-Treme Inc.

[X-Treme Inc walk to the ring. Ref # 2 is the referee for this match. Madman drops Shaggy 2 Dope with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Shaggy 2 Dope tests out the ropes. (ring, ring, ring) Madman punches Shaggy 2 Dope repeatedly. Shaggy 2 Dope trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Madman.Madman kicks Shaggy 2 Dope in the groin. Shaggy 2 Dope comes from behind and bulldogs Madman. Shaggy 2 Dope is back on his feet. Madman slaps Shaggy 2 Dope. Madman neck snaps Shaggy 2 Dope. Shaggy 2 Dope tags Violent J. Madman clotheslines Violent J. Madman makes the tag to Bandit. They lockup. Violent J sends Bandit to the corner of the ring. Bandit brings in Madman for X-Treme Inc. Madman with a high crossbody on Violent J. Madman is back on his feet. Madman covers Violent J hooking the leg. Ref # 2 counts. ...1 ...2 Violent J kicks out. ]

Slezy D's Head - Madman should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Now Violent J standing. Violent J bounces Madman off the ropes and clotheslines him. Madman makes the tag to Bandit. Bandit hiptosses Violent J. Violent J tags in Shaggy 2 Dope. Bandit grabs Shaggy 2 Dope by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]

Guy Mandel - Shaggy 2 Dope takes a armbreaker.

[Bandit nails Shaggy 2 Dope with a belly-to-back suplex. Bandit moves back to his feet. Shaggy 2 Dope gets back to his feet. Bandit with an illegal chokehold on Shaggy 2 Dope. Shaggy 2 Dope trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Bandit.Shaggy 2 Dope grabs Bandit's head and DDT's him on the mat. Shaggy 2 Dope is up again. Bandit is back on his feet. Shaggy 2 Dope drags Bandit to the floor. Ref # 2 starts the count (.1) (..2) Shaggy 2 Dope trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Bandit.(...3) Bandit executes a jawbreakeron Shaggy 2 Dope. Bandit is up again. (....4) They lockup. Bandit sends Shaggy 2 Dope to the corner of ringside. (.....5) Shaggy 2 Dope takes Bandit into the ring. Shaggy 2 Dope trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Bandit.Violent J tagged in by Shaggy 2 Dope. Bandit clotheslines Violent J. ]

Slezy D's Head - Bandit executes a weak move.

[Violent J hits a power slam on Bandit. Violent J chants start. Violent J gets up. Bandit stands up. Violent J goes for a figure four. Referee Ref # 2 is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Bandit escapes. ]

Guy Mandel - Violent J was so close!!

[Violent J drags Bandit to the floor. ]

SiD - Violent J can't get a pin at ringside.

[Ref # 2 starts the count (.1) Violent J cuts Bandit with a blade. Bandit is bleeding as a result. ]

Slezy D's Head - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[Bandit is t-bone suplexed by Violent J. Violent J climbs to his feet. Violent J sets Bandit up DDTs him into the floor. Bandit and Violent J move back into the ring. Violent J brings a chair to the ring. Ref # 2 warns him not to use it. Violent J shoves Ref # 2. ring, ring, ring! Ref # 2 calls for the bell. Violent J was disqualified. ]

Bad Andy - The winners of this match, X-Treme Inc!!!

school of hard knocks blasts through the pa system
and the crown goes crazy as
nightmare acoomanied by shannon along with angel,
midnight, farooq, and latoya
walk down to the ring and get in. nightmare signals
for the mic.)
SID: wonder what they are doing down here?
guy: they going to addres the people. duh!
SID: bitch shut the hell up before i shove that head
set were it dont belong
GUY: Whatever

NIGHTMARE: Now i know that most of you, well ok all
of you really cant
stand nick but give the guy a brake he tries to be as
cool as me.
Now i know you guys might think im nuts for doing this
but nick and
the special forces come down here.
(THE SPECIAL FORCES MUSIC PLAY AS THE FORCES COME DOWN
AND ENTER
THE RING)
NICK: What do you want?
NIGHTMARE: now i know that your one of the most hated
men here
and thats why im about to do what im going to do. Im
giving you
a chance to be part of the most respected loved stable
around.
you guys will still be the forces but you will be the
alliances
special forces. how about it?

GUY:WHAT THE FUCK? NO WAY HE ISNT DOING WHAT I THINK
HES DOING
SID: YES HE IS. HES OFFERING THE FORCES TO JOIN THE
ALLINCE

NICK: YOU GOT YOUR SELF A NEW CREW.

(NIGHTMARE RAISES NICKS HAND AS X-TREME INC'S MUSIC
HITS AND THEY COME DOWN TO THE RING
MADMAN GRABS THE MIC.)
MADMAN: AWW HOW CUTE. A NEW FACTION FOR THE X-TREME
INC TO DESTROY.
(MADMAN PUNCHES NICK IN THE HEAD AND NIGHTMARE PUSHES
MADMAN AS NICK GOES
AFTER MADMAN BUT NIGTHTMARE GRABS HIM.)
MADMAN: WE WILL SEE YOU GUYS AROUND.
(MADMAN THROWS THE MIC AT NIGHTMARE.)
NIGHTMARE: LISTEN UP MADMAN I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
(NIGHTMARE RAISES NICKS HAND AGAIN THEN OUT OF NO WERE
NIGHTMARE
CLOTHESLINES NICK TO THE GROUND AS X-TREME INC RUSHES
THE RING AND BEATS
THE HELL OUTTA THE SPECIAL FORCES. THEN MADMAN JUMPS
OUT OF THE RING
AND SETS UP 2 TABLES ONE TOP OF EACH OTHER AND SETS
THEM ON FIRE.
NIGHTMARE PICKS UP NICK KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND
SETS HIM UP FOR THE
SWEET DREAM AND PUTS NICK THROUGH THE 2 TABLES. THEY
THROW THE REST
OF THE SPECIAL FORCES OUTSIDE THE RING ONTOP OF NICK
AS NIGHTMARE AND
MADMAN RAISE EACH OTHERS HANDS. THE ALLIANCE AND
X-TREME INC ARE ALL
IN THE RING CELEBRATING.

GUY: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEND?
SID: THEY JUST BEAT UP THE FORCES STUPID
GUY: GOD I HATE YOU.

(NIGHTMARE GETS THE MIC.)
NIGHTMARE: YOU ALL ARE LOOKING AT THE NEWEST STABLE
AROUND.
THE X-TREME ALLIANCE. NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE NICK
JOINS THE ALLIANCE
WITH OUT TOTAL APPROVAL BY THE ALLIANCE AND NONE OF US
WANTED YOU IN
NOW ON TO ANOTHER PROBLEM THAT HAS AROSE.
NONVIOENT X. YOU STUPID RETARDED MORONIC BASTARD. WHAT
THE HELL WERE
YOU THINKING WHEN YOU CHUMPED THE ALLIANCE? YOU SHOULD
HAVE STAYED
WITH THE GAME PLAN BUT SEEING AS HOW YOU LIKE TO PLAY
YOUR OWN GAME
WE GOT A GAME FOR YOU. WE ARE GOING TO PLAY RUSSIAN
RULET WITH
YOUR SILLY ASS. WE ARE GONNA LET YOU RUN AROUND HERE
THINKING YOUR THE SHIT
AND WHEN WE GET AHOLD OF YOU WE ARE GONNA HAVE A FIELD
DAY WITH YOUR ASS
YOUVE MESSED UP THIS TIME. NEXT TIME YOU WANNA PEICE
OF ME WILL BE THE
LAST PEICE OF ANYTHING YOU WILL EVER HAVE THAT YOU
DONT GET FROM A STRAW
YOU ARE THE NEXT BASTERD TO BE PUT THROW THE TABLES OF
HELL
(GIVES THE MIC TO MAD MAN.)
MAD MAN: WELL YOU SEE THIS HAS BEEN QUITE AN HONOR TO
BE ABLE TO BEAT
THE FORCES ASS. YOU SEE NIGHTMARE CAME TO ME WHEN NICK
TOLD HIM THAT
HE HATED US AND HE OFFERED US THE MEMBERSHIP TO THE
ALLIANCE
AND WHY WOULDNT WE WANNA JOIN UP WITH THE BEST STABLE
HERE THAT CAN HANG
WITH US? THIS WAS INEVITABLE MY FRIENDS AND NOW
EVERYONE THAT TRIES TO
DEFY US WILL BE PUT THROUGH THE TABLES FROM HELL. YOU
HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED

(SHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS BLASTS THROUGH THE ARENA AS THE
FANS GO CRAZY AND
THE XTREME ALLIANCE LEAVES THE RING AS MEDICS ARE
PUTTING NICK ON A STRETCHER
AND TAKING HIM OUT OF THE ARENA

GUY: THIS HAS BEEN ONE CRAZY NIGHT
SID: YOUR TELLIN ME. I KNEW THAT THEY WERE GONNA JOIN
FORCES
GUY: NO YOU DIDNT STUPID. SHUT THE HELL UP
SID: I DID TO. BANDITS LITTLE FISHY TOLD ME
GUY: GOD YOUR A FRIGGEN RETARD

WIL Double vs. Nick

Bad Andy - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds,, Nick!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Nick comes to the ring. ]

Bad Andy - and his opponent, weighing in at 188 pounds, from New Brunswick NJ, WIL Double!!!

[WIL Double walks to the ring. Ref #4 is the referee for this contest. Nick tests out the ropes. WIL Double walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Nick comes from behind and bulldogs WIL Double. Nick is up again. Nick clotheslines WIL Double. Nick with an Aztecan suplex on WIL Double sends him to the mat. Nick gets up. WIL Double gets back to his feet. WIL Double trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Nick.]

SiD - WIL Double is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Nick throws WIL Double off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Nick stands up. Nick sends WIL Double to ringside. ]

Guy Mandel - WIL Double is much safer at ringside. Nick can't get a pin there.

[Ref #4 starts the count (.1) (..2) Nick punches WIL Double repeatedly. (...3) Nick uses a closed fist on WIL Double. ]

SiD - WIL Double takes a punch.

[Nick picks up WIL Double and hits him with a Back Suplex. Nick stands up. (....4) WIL Double stands up. (.....5) WIL Double takes Nick into the ring. WIL Double with an illegal chokehold on Nick. WIL Double clotheslines Nick. WIL Double gouges Nick's eyes out. ]

Guy Mandel - WIL Double executes a eye gouge.

[WIL Double grabs Nick's head and hites him in the face. WIL Double rakes the face of Nick in attempt to make a come back. WIL Double pokes Nick in the eyes. Nick throws WIL Double off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Nick clotheslines WIL Double. Nick hits WIL Double with a running powerbomb on to the mat. Nick punches WIL Double repeatedly. Nick chants start. Nick apllies the camel clutch on WIL Double. The referee is checking the situation. ... Nick tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Nick tightens the hold. ... WIL Double is fighting the hold. ... ... ... ... Nick tightens the hold. ... ... WIL Double trys to escape. WIL Double taps out. ]

SiD - We've got ourselves a winner!

Bad Andy - The winner of this match, Nick!!!

The Real Man Wrestling Fed
Copyright 2000

Gore -vs- Bush
( It may be the battle of the century but The RMWF is here for the rescue ... No recounts , no courts just one battle to the death to decide our president of The United States of America !!! )

Guy " Well Bush and Gore are ready to settle there differences in the ring .."

SiD " This is how the presidency should always be decided , we don't want no more pansies like Clinton in The White House , he never even fought a war .."

Guy " Bush punches Gore in the face and he is already crying to the ref ... Hey , the ref just punched him in the face ..."

SiD " He must of voted for Bush ..."

Guy " Oh god Bush just took an aborted fetus and stuck it in Gore's face .."

SiD " Abortion is a touchy subject and I'm not gonna touch it .. But if an abortion can save us all from someone like Goldust or Pig Vomit reproducing then I'm all for it .."

Guy " Gore is getting his head toghether and stomps on the fetus , how about that for an abortion .."

SiD " Bush is puking as Gore ripped a little bit of America's soul out with that one .."

Guy " We should be rooting for Gore , because someone like Bush probably like to see us all dead .."

SiD " I thought hicks liked wrestling ...."

Guy " Is Bush a hick ????"

SiD " I don't know , I'm just making this stuff up as we go along .."

Guy " Gore slips in Bush's puke and Bush is on him like white is on rice .."

SiD " Like stink is on Wild Kat's butt ... Wretched whore ..."

Guy " Where did that come for ... Bush is giving Gore his recount with a few boots to his head ... Now Bush has a gun and shoots Gore in the foot .."

SiD " Oh man now Gore is gonna really be for gun control ... Oh yeah we need to read this disclaimer ... The RMWF does not support either canidate because we are all convicted felons and are not allowed to vote so they can all go to hell ... "

Guy " Hold on we got a backstage report from Clive ..."

" This is Clive Anderson and The Prez was jsut busted by the secret service .. Rumor is The Clinton family was here watching the match and Chealsey Clinton was missing .. The secret service found her smoking crack and getting boned by The Prez ....After some questioning The Prez was released ... It was determined that Chealsey bought her own crack and that The Prez has broken no laws ... Blow Jobs are not sexal intercourse , our own president said so himself ... "

Guy " Hmmmm lucky man that Prez of ours is .."

SiD " Yeah , damn I have to get my own wrestling fed ... The Prez's daughter , mmm hmmmm ..."

Guy " Well Gore and Bush still going at it in the ring ... Gore is limping around from that gun shot wound and now both men have gotten into a hair pulling match ... Gore wrestles the gun away from Bush and starts shooting but he is hitting nothing but
air ..."

SiD " Look its ex-president George Bush coming to the ring , he really can't do anything with out his father .. Bush # 1 nails Gore over the head with a frying pan and here comes Tipper Gore .."

Guy " Bush # 2 flattens her with a clothesline , yeah censor that bitch !!! Its all out chaos in the ring as The Bushes and Gores go head to head .."

SiD " Hey look someone in the rafters with a gun , he's gonna shoot everybody !!!"

Guy " Where is the secret service when you need them ..."

SiD " They are smoking crack with The Prez , haha , no really they are .."

Guy " That gut shot everybody , we may never have a president .... Wait Gary Coleman just climbed in the ring and is pinning Gore and Bush , 1...2...3 its over as Gary Coleman is our new president of The United States of America .."

SiD " Thats if he gets the electoral votes , he's proably screwed ..."

Guy " The man can't catch a break can he ... Mr. T can't help him with this one ..."

SiD " Could he ever help anyone ??? "

Guy " What ..."

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