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( We see Spider-Man in his new penthouse office lounging in a large leather chair watching SPICE channel on a wall of televisions with Jamal who is sitting at the bar. Spidey's talking on the phone. )

Spidey " Look I don't give a fuck what his manager says .. When I say fight that bitch will fight or he will be excecuted .. Kabish???? Now fuck off "

( He tosses the phone across the room as the doorbell rings. )

Spidey " Now what??? JAMAL!!!! "

Jamal " Yeah Spidey????? "

Spidey " What do I have to do everything here???? Answer the fuckin door!!!!! "

( Jamal leaves the room and comes back a minute later escorting Black Widow, Madman, Balls Mahoney and Nightmare. )

Spidey " Well it seems God has graced you four with enough talent to catch my attention .. Jamal get them a drink!!!! "

Madman " Jack Daniels!!!! Fuck yeah!!!"

Nightmare " Ummmm .. I'm good "

Spidey " Widow???? "

Black Widow " I too am fine thank you "

Spidey " Whatever "

Balls " I'll have some chocolate milk "

( Jamal brings Madman a glass of whiskey. )

Spidey " Okay enough with the bullshit .. You guys .. And girl .. Are here to be my new lackeys "

Balls " What's a lackey "

( Spider-Man walks up to Black Widow. )

Spidey " First off .. Black Widow .. You were awarded the Most Brutal Wrestler here .. For obvious reasons .. That brutality and your beauty won you the job of being my new body guard .. Not that I need one .. You all know I can fight .. It's just a pain in the ass too .. What with having to get up and .. Well Fight .. As my personal body guard and assasin you will be granted the gift of being able to kill those of my choosing at your own will "

( He walks over to Madman and Nightmare. )

Spidey " Madman and Nightmare .. You two have caused alot of trouble here with your two stables.. You shall be my street muscle .. The job description involves extortion of possible venues so they raise ticket prices to increase our profit margins high and since things here have gotten a bit out of control you will more or less make sure things stay that way "

Spidey " Jamal here is my butler .. secretary and bartender "

Jamal " Word up nigga!!!! "

Spidey " Which leaves Balls Mahoney .. You are my errand boy .. Make sure the bar's stocked and I have heroin "

( Spider-Man returns to his chair and sits down. )

Spidey " You guys can go .. Or stay .. Or whatever .. Jamal .. Get Ravage .. And .. Wait no .. Get me Pig Vomit on the phone .. I might could use him too "

( Jamal gets the phone for Spider-Man and the scene switches over to a guy in a pink turtle neck sweater. )

" Hi .. I'm Tory MacLure .. You might recognize me from such wrestling motion picures as 'Smackdown of the Planet of the Apes' and 'Alice Doesn't Wrestle Anymore' .. I'm here on this episode of Havok because the current talent .. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has been too preoccupied to finish this show. Nevertheless do not fear this card did happen and I shall be pleased to convey to you it's outcome "

Troy " In the first match there was The Demon scheduled to fight Sha-sha .. Sha-sha never showed up for this match however same as his last one proving he's smarter than Arn Anderson for just taking a loss minus the ass whooping .. So obviously the winner by DQ was The Demon which brought us to the next match .. "

Troy " Nightmare versus Farooq .. Now as soon as these two locked up "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Bill Goldberg came out and attacked Nightmare!!!! Then surprisingly enough Farooq came too his aid and to-gether they chased off Austin and Goldberg .. There was no winner to this match do to what I supposed is a knew alliance between the two wrestlers "

Troy " Which brings us to the final match for the night .. Nightmare and Soldier .. Nightmare still pumped up from the last match didn't waste any time unloading upon Soldier .. A few atomic drops and pildrivers later Nightmare went for a pin and got it!!!! Thus winning the match "

Troy " So in short .. Demon beat Sha-sha and Nightmare beat Soldier .. Be sure to check out my new motion picture 'An Officer and a Wrestler' .. Next Havok will return to the typical format you all are used to and fond of .. Goodnight "

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