Friday Night Slam 12-29-00 - For all the people who had to work on Christmas - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/12_29_00_Prezs

( A loud beeping broadcasts over a million tv sets and we see The Prez screaming on his knees , holding his ears .. CSD trys to comfort him but to no avail ... )

The Prez " What happened to Incarnation card , who is the champ , what THE HELL IS GOING ON !!! "

CSD " Its ok boss , I love you .."

The Prez " Get me Spidey , or Nick ... Get one of them to tell me what is happening to my fed !!!! "

( CSD rushes out of the office when a blast of gun shots are heard ... He falls backwards in a pool of blood as a masked man runs off ... )

The Prez ( buzzing his secretary ) " Costa just shot CSD again can you get me a janitor ??? "

" This is Guy Mandel with another addition of Friday Night Slam in the last days of the year 2000 .... Unlike most shows we are not having an end of year special , well why , because we are to cheap and most of our staff members we're too high to remember what happened anyway ... Thats why we have an archives section .... So lets get on with the show ... "

SiD " Costa is still trying to take out The Prez , good thing he has CSD to protect him ."

Guy " You mean get shot in place of him ... "

SiD " What a dedicated body guard !!!! "

Stone Cold -vs- Timebomb
( Glass breaks and Stone Cold runs out , followed next by Timebomb ...
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Guy " Timebomb attacks Stone Cold before the bell pumeling him with some big blows .."

SiD " He is on him like white on trash ..."

Guy " Stone Cold cuts Time Bomb's attack short with a running clothesline sending him down to the mat .."

SiD " Like a ton of bricks !!! "

Guy " Stone Cold with a big boot to Time Bomb's face , then he picks him up for a powerbomb ..."

SiD " Like apples to oranges ... "

Guy " SiD , cut it out ... You friggen moron !!!! Timebomb is up and staggering around as Stone Cold gives him a few punches to the head ... "

SiD " Why do they alway have to stomp there foot when they punch ??? "

Guy " Adds to the effect .. Timebomb now with a standing drop kick sends Austin into the ropes ... He bounces off and is met with a arm drag then a snapmare ???"

SiD " I'm bored we're are the naked chicks , Spidey's cards are better he has Britney getting ganged raped ... "

Guy " I thought you said that was screwed up ??? "

SiD " Yeah but after watching this I relize what entertainment it was ... Where is Bad Andy when you need him ??? "

Bad Andy " Right here !!! "

SiD " What are you doing under our announcer table ??? "

( Bad Andy glances over at Guy , blushes then answers ... )

Bad Andy " Ummmm nothing , just looking for something .. Hey look what Stone Cold just did !!!! "

( Bad Andy wipes his mouth then scampers off ... )

Guy " Stone Cold with a big press slam sends Timebomb out of the ring ... He follows him out as Timebomb grabs a chair ... Big miss by The Bomb and Austin makes him pay by smashing him through the German announcer table ... Timebomb slowley gets up to his feet with a tv moniter and trys to smash it over Stone Cold's head but he trips and recieves a knee to the face .. Stone Cold with a pile driver into the hard floor then climbs back into the ring not to be counted out ..."

SiD " Should'nt these guys be DQ'ed for using weapons ..."

Guy " I think we threw the rules out the window in this fed a loooong time ago .. Timebomb is slow to get up and when he finally does he falls flat on his face .. The ref rounds out the count as Stone Cold racks up another win ... "

Winner by count out : Stone Cold
( Back stage a group of men all decked out in the best combat gear stand in a line .. The Prez walks back and fourth past them checking them out ... )

The Prez " Ok , men you have been brought here to help me in my gang war with Costa Nastro ... These old time gansta's have to be thought that The RMWF are not a bunch of pushovers ... We have to stop there random hits on me and my staff , take the fight to them and knock them out . NOW GO , GO , GO TAKE THOSE SON'S OF A BITCHES OUT !!! "

( The men scream and yell then run off grabbing there guns .. Just then The Prez's phone rings ... )

The Prez ( answering phone ) " What Costa just blew up my car again and they have taken Diablo hostage ... Damn , those bastards !!! "

Farooq -vs- Deathwish
Guy " Both men make there way down to the ring and the match begins ... Farooq gets the early hand up and takes Death Wish down with a suplex ... Followed by a snapmare then a cover but Death Wish kicks out at one ... Farooq has had a ruff road in The RMWF even though he looked like to be a very good wrestler ... "

SiD " He sure has gotten the short end of the stick in this fed ...."

Guy " Farooq is stopped in his tracks as Death lands an eye rake , then takes the big man down with a standing drop kick ... Choke slam by Death Wish and Farooq looks to be in trouble again ... Here is a clothesline from hell by Death Wish , then a cover but Farooq is not finished yet ... "

SiD " Both men trying to get this match over in a hurry ... How about The Prez getting shot on last card , he looks pretty good tonight ... "

Guy " Yes , he does ...And he has brought in that team of soldiers to fix things but knowing The Prez something crazy will go wrong .. Back in the ring Death Wish has Farooq in a torture rack and he looks to be in a lot of pain but has not tapped out yet .. The ref is checking him and he will not give up ..."

SiD " Wait someone is coming to the ring , its , its Nightmare ??? What the hell is he doing here ???? I thought he left us for good .."

Guy " Yes , this is crazy , I guess he is back .. The crowd is going wild , lightning themselves on fire and killing one another ... Nightmare hops into the ring and nails Death Wish from behind ... He has a chair and is beating Death Wish senceless .. "

SiD " Where is the DQ , what is the ref doing ??? "

Guy " He is just watching as Farooq and Nightmare beat down Death Wish .. Farooq with the pin and the ref counts 1..2..3 and its all over ... Both men and the ref raise there hands and walk out of the arena toghether ... "

SiD " Is the ref in cahoots with Nightmare , Death Wish was screwed he should pay The Prez a visit ... "

Winner : Farooq
( We go to commercial and when we come back Death Wish is standing outside The Prez's office .... )

Prez's secretary " Sorry sir he won't see no one after all the attacks on his life !!! "

Death Wish " I just got screwed and someone has to answer for this , who can I speak to? "

PS " Goldust is available ..."

( Death Wish is escorted into Goldust's office and takes a seat .. Goldust appears in his new gold dress and takes a seat .. )

Goldust " How does this dress look , you like it ??? "

DW " I'm not here to talk about your new dress , I'm here to talk about my match .."

GD " Oh I did not see it sorry .. I'm just here for looks I really don't do anything .."

DW " Your the commish this is your job !!! "

GD " Talk to Neep he handles stuff like this ..."

( Death Wish storms out of the office as we go back to Guy and SiD ...)

Mr. Showtime -vs- Sandlin
SiD " Well that man is not going to get anywhere with this staff .. He just got to take his loss and get revenge ... "

( Just then some Kid Rock song hits the PA .. The crowd waits to see who it is because everybody comes out to one of his songs ... Then a loud voice hits the PA ... )

" It's not your time , ITS SHOWTIME !!!! "

( The crowd erupts as the two time champ makes his way out to the ring ..)

( Do to me being sick , the computer just geting fixed , the Nets losing to Boston with 1.8 seconds left and Sandlin not even RPing we're gonna have another short crappy card ... )

Showtime made short work of Sandlin for his last match ... We will update you on the status of Showtime as he updates us ... During the match SiD made some funny comments and Guy called the match ... Sandlin never had a chance against the ex-champ ...

Winner : Mr. Showtime
( In other news Costa Nastro's war on The RMWF rages on with random failed hits on the staff .. The Prez's commandos have not taken them out as of yet ... Death Wish is still trying to get answers about his match , on how The RMWF can let one of there refs be paid off or play favorites ... Next Friday will be a better card I promise ... )

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