Half-Time Intermission
Guy " Now since we're in Miami we have a special hometown musical guest coming up now "
SiD " Are they going to get raped too??? "
Jamal " Awwww SNAP!! .. He's talkin bout 2 Live Crew baby "
SiD " Where the hell did you come from???? "
( The camera pans over to a side stage. )
Luke " Thanks muhfucka .. Yeeeeeaaa MIAMI!!! Supall you hoochie mamaaaaaaaaas????? Hehehe s'good to be back .. Ahite boys let's show em we still got it goin on!!!! Muhfuckin '89 style and shiiiiiiiiit "
( They start rappin 'Pop That Pussy' and about twenty puerto rican and black girls in bikinis rush the stage and start doing 'the butt'. )
Trick Daddy " I like the way ya lick that champain glass.. makes me wanna stick my dick in yo ass c'mover and make it quick I'll fall in love if ya suck my dick "
( When the song breaks down a bunch of the girls take off their bikini bottoms and start playing with themselves as Luke starts grinding all their asses. Jamal gets on the stage and raps the last verse of the song. By this time all the girls are naked and Kid Money is up there dancing with them too. )
Jamal " Pop that pussy hey! Pop that pussy baby.. Pop pop pop that pussy hey! pop that pussy baby "
( They finish the rap and the camera goes back to SiD and Guy. )
SiD " I'm as Nasty as i wanna be too "
Guy " We know Sid .. We know "
SiD " Don't patronize me "
( SiD starts drumming his fingers on his pistol again. )
Guy " Ummm .. Yeah .. Next we have what you all have been waiting on .. The four stable match "
Cosa Nostra & Kid Money -vs- X-Treme Alliance -vs- N.W.O. & ABSTRKT
( Neep, Fraser Newlands and Stuart Fraser together know as N.W.O. walk out to join Ashura who is still in the ring and the only active ABSTRKT member. Next Kid Money returns to the ring followed by Cosa Nostra: Scarface, Tone Capone and Tough Tony. Finally, the entire X-Treme Alliance comes out but security stops Froggii, Slacker, Wolf, Maverick, Storm, B-Roc, Farooq and someone else. Allowing only Bandit, Madman, enter to pass through along with Angel, Nightmare, Lita and Midnight. The other members are escourted by security away from the ring area. )
SiD " What's going on?? "
Guy " I think Spidey doesn't want everyone in this match since X-
Treme Alliance's numbers or so high they can be confusing to watch "
SiD " Oh "
Guy " There's the bell!!! Neep charges Kid Money and drop kicks him as Ashura goes after Madman with a running neckbreaker!!! Angel DDTs Stuart Fraser then Midnight runs over and gives the Scotsman a leg-drop!!!!! Scarface pounces at Nightmare with a double axe-handle .. Kid Money reverse side-belly suplexes Neep .. Tough Tony off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle to Fraser Newlands!!!! Lita runs in and gives Newlands a fist drop followed by a leg lock chokehold .. Angel already has Stuart in a pin!!!! "
SiD " Gary starts counting .. Stuart Fraser is out .. Which comes as no surprise "
Guy " Bandit off the turnbuckle with an elbow drop to Ashura from behind!!!! Madman slaps on a rear chin lock to her!!! Nightmare sneaks Scarface with a punch to the back of the head!!!! Kid Money whips Midnight in the turnbuckles where Tone Capone is waiting for him .. Tone grabs Midnight's head and starts bashing it against the turnbuckle!!!! Lita drop-kicks Kid Money and then Fraser Newlands drop kicks her!!!! Kid money gets up before she does and gives her an elbow drop .. Nightmare gut-wrench powerbombs Scarface and now it's Angel Bandit and Madman triple teaming Ashura!!!! Neep runs to them but takes a back body drop from Lita!!!! Nightmare has Scareface pinned!!!! ..1.. 2.. He kicks out!!!! Fraser Newlands takes Angel down with a moonsault "
SiD " Madman and Bandit and Angel still have Ashura in the corner and are beating the shit out of her!!!! Lita is standing guard over them as they're now tring to rip Ashura's clothes off!!!! Wait a minute folks .. Here comes RAVAGE running out to the ring!!!! He slides in and tosses Madman over the top rope like a sack of potatoes!!!! He choke-slams Bandit and starts kicking him Ashura climbs the turnbuckle then kamikazi headbutt Bandit!!!! "
Guy " Kid Money snap-mares Fraser Newlands then rakes Nightmares face then drop kicks him!!!! Madman climbs onto the apron and Ashura grabs him and piledrives him back into the ring!!!! Neep has Tough Tony in a Boston crab "
SiD " Tony's not looking so tough about now .. He tapped out!!!! "
Guy "Lita with a flying head scissors to Fraser Newlands and slaps on a pain killer!!!! Scarface starts punching Angel in the face but Midnight comes up from behind and Atomic drops him!!!!! Lita with a crucifix to Newlands!!!!! Gary counts him out!!!! "
SiD " Bandit whips Nightmare at Neep!!!! And he send Neep down with a hurricanrana!!!! Ravage grabs Tough Tony and .. Hey .. I'm I seeing things???? "
Guy " What??? "
SiD " I dont know .. I could've sworen I just saw Maddog in the crowd .. But he's dead "
Guy " Yeah "
SiD " Weird "
Guy " Ravage has Tone Capone pinned .. 1..2.. Scarface breaks the pin with an elbow drop!!! "
( The cameras switches over to Clive Anderson.)
Clive " We interupt this show to bring you this RMWF News update .. I'm here outside of Kennedy Fried Chicken in Plainfeild, NJ to report to you some rather disturbing news .. It would seem that there was an attemp on the Prez's life. At 10:30 this morning he was shot and critically wounded right where I'm standing now. The police suspect that the incident was drug related but who really cares .. I'm more curious as to why the bloody ground is paved with chicken bones when there are obviously garbage cans here .. Are these people absolute animals or what??? "
( The camera goes back to SiD and Guy. )
Guy " The Prez was shot??? "
SiD " Good "
Guy " I wonder what that's all about .. Who would want to hurt the Prez??? "
SiD " Who cares .. To recap though .. Madman pinned out Tone Capone, Ashura took out Midnight, Ravage got rid of Nightmare, Scarface.. blah blah blah .. In the ring now is Neep, Bandit, Madman, Kid Money, Ashura, Ravage and Scarface "
Guy " Ravage charges Bandit and nails him with a shooting star press .. Neep off the ropes clotheslines Scarface while Kid Money and Ashura tie up .. Madman with a standing moonsault to Neep and Ashura headbutts Kid Money .. Ravage whips Bandit against the ropes and drop kicks him on his return!!!!! He slaps on step-over toe-hold!!! Here comes Scarface and he cross body tackles Ravage .. Neep has Madman in the corner and top rope superplexes the X-Treme Inc leader!!!! Now Ravage with a chokeslam to Scarface followed by a jacknife powerbomb to Bandit!!!! He drops down and puts the pin on Bandit ..1..2.. Bandit kicks out!!!! Ashura with a butterfly suplex to Money .. Madman slides out of the ring and Neep goes after him .. Madman pulls a steel chair from under the ring and smashes it over Neep's head!!!! He staggers back and Madman hits him again!!! And again!!! Madman now with his back to the ring goes for another hit but Ravage snatches the chair from his hands and smacks Bandit across the chest with it!!!! Madman looks s a bit pissed and confused .. He starts to climb back into the ring but is notified by ref Gary Coleman that both him and Neep have been counted out "
SiD " Ha! "
Guy " Kid Money whips Ashura into the ropes .. She comes back at him and ducks a clothesline .. back off the ropes .. Ashura with a torpedo dropkick to Kid Money!!!! Ravage body slams Bandit then climbs the top rope .. Scarface runs over and pins Bandit!!!! ..1.. Ravage airborne nails Scarface with a Frankenstiener!!!!! "
SiD " That's what happens when you try to steal another man's pin .. Ravage drags Scarface off of Bandit and gives him a back breaker!!!! Madman still loitering outside of the ring grabs Scarface's leg and pulls him out of the ring!!!! Where the hell is security???? He elbow drops Scarface .. Bandit looks like he's gotten a second win .. He snapmares Ravage then slaps on a reverse indian deathlock!!!! "
SiD " What'd Bandit just do a bump of something??? Where'd he get that energy all of a sudden??? "
Guy " Ravage now showing what a month of inactivity can do to a wrestlers tolerance for pain .. Wait .. He has Bandit in a half-crab .. Bandit can't take it and he taps out!!!! Ashura has Kid Money pinned and Gary starts counting .. 1..2.. Wait!!!! Emanual Lewis just entered the ring and drop-kicked Gary!!!! "
SiD " What the hell??? "
Guy " Gary tries to get up but Emanuel stomps him back to the mat!!!! He's beating the shit out of Gary!!!! "
SiD " Now we have a problem .. There's no ref paying attention .. So there can be now winner "
Guy " You're right "
SiD " This match has turned into a battle of America's two favorite former child stars .. Hey!!!! who's that running to the ring???? IT'S LITTLE ELIAN GONZALAS!!!!! HE CAME BACK TO US!!!!! He runs into the ring and pulls Emanual Lewis off Gary and piledrives him!!!! YEA!!! KICK HIS ASS!!! Fuckin Webster "
Guy " Little Elian is beating Emanual Lewis senseless!!!!! Gary runs over and gives the formwer star of Webster a victory roll!!!!! Kid Money drop kicks Ashura but then Ravage from behind reverse snap-mares him!!!!! He gives Kid Money an elbow drop then goes for the pin!!!! Ashura back on her feet picks up Gary Coleman and stands him in front of Ravage and Kid Money while Little Elian continues his assualt on Emanual Lewis .. Gary starts counting ..1..2..3!!!! Ravage took out Kid Money!!!!! "
SiD " What a comeback!!!! "
Guy " Agreed .. Now having a taste for titles I wonder if the former World Champ will go for our other ones "
SiD " Matbe .. Who really cares though???? This show is over now "
Winning Stable: N.W.O. & ABSTRKT
European Belt Winner: Ravage
( Jenna Jamison climbs into the ring shaking her ass to the camera, She gives Kid Money a kiss on the cheek then attaches the Belt around Ravage's waste. )
Guy " Well that concludes this special episode of Havok from Miami Beach Florida .. We have 2 Live Crew once again to take us through the credits so .. On behalf of Sid and myself .. Goodnight!!! "
( The camera switches back to the side stage as the credits begin to roll. )
Luke " Ahite here we go again .. FACE DOWN .. ASS UP!!! "
( He holds the mic out to the crowd. )
Audience " THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!!!! "
Luke " FACE DOWN ASS UP!!!! "
Audience " THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!!!! "
( They begin rapping 'Face Down Ass Up' and again swarms of puerto rican and black girls rush the stage as the show ends and the camera fades to black. )
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