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( Friday Night Slam begins with a laser light show , then nearing the end the WIL Double 'o Tron explodes with a message ... )

A NEW DAWN IS A RISING ONCE AGAIN !!!!!

( Then a familar voice hits the PA , its The Preacher Man's old personal announcer " The Voice Behind God ....." )

" OOOOOOH yes RMWF fans It's your lord and savior , the voice behind A New Dawn .... The count down begins for a new dawn in The RMWF . Your voices were heard and the man that made The RMWF what it is today is back , with his race trading escort Wild Kat and The Gladiator of Light , Warrior Three , The Preacher Man is making his come back ... For A New dawn is rising again ... "

( Meanwhile in The Prez's office ... Talking to Spider-Man )

The Prez " What the hell was that ??? Thats not how the show was suppose to start !!! "

Spidey " I don't know , we need better security I guess .. "

Prez " Well on to more important matters , how did Neep become Commish ??? "

Spidey " I think he just promoted himself ... "

Prez " Do I control anything around here ??? "

Spidey " Nah , its pretty much anarchy around here ..."

Prez " Well poop , why is Neep firing people and what do I pay Goldust for ??"

Spidey " I thought he gave you oral sex or something ..."

Prez " No , thats what I got you for , you friggen jerk off ... I'm not in a good mood lets kill someone tonight .."

Spidey " Sure whatever , who ???"

Prez " I don't know , well get those cameras out of here and I will tell you .."

( Camera switches to Guy and SiD )

SiD " Oooooh someones gonna die , wonder who it will be . Probably no one , The Prez will get drunk and forget about it .."

Guy " Maybe it will be you .."

SiD " Yeah in your dreams dough-boy ..."

Guy " Lets get on with the first match , a cat fight ..."

SiD " Yes , I've been waiting for this the return of Ashura !!!"

Ashura -vs- Black Widow ( Women and European Title )
( Black Widow enters to " The Russian National Athem " and Ashura enters to the sounds of the arena short circuiting .. The crowd is on there feet for her going crazy ..)

SiD " Yes , she is back oh baby lets see some titties !!! My chocolate momma !!"

Guy " In your dreams , SiD , in your dreams .. Ashura wastes no time jumping BW taking her down with a vicious clotheline .. Black Widow is hops back up to her feet and charges Ashura .. These two have never met before but are going at it like they are old enimies ."

SiD " Whooooo yeah , you can smell the bitch testosterone .."

Guy " Mmmm yeah ok ... Black Widow with a savate kick nails Ashura ... Then she sets her up with a suplex which Ashura slips out of over her back and takes her down with a bulldog .. BW is down and Ashura makes sure she stays down with an elbow drop . Black Widow slips out the ring to get away from Ashura , who dives over the ropes with a flying cross body ."

SiD " Holy poop BW just caught Ashura and gave her a back breaker thats one strong beotch .."

Guy " Black Widow picks up Ashura and tosses her into a table ... Ashura is up and has the table but Black Widow ducks the blow as the table goes shattering all over the place . BW with a drop kick sends Ashura stumbling backwards and BW starts to climb back into the ring ... Ashura grabs her foot and pulls her back out , with a fist full of hair she sends BW into the ring post .... Now Ashura enters the ring to break the count . BW follows after she shakes out the cob webs but is met by a big boot from Ashura , then a suplex to help her back into the ring .. Ashura now with a neckbreaker , then a cover but BW quickly kicks out ..."

SiD " This is getting boring , not even a shred of clothing has been torn ..."

Guy " Relax its a great opening match ... BW tries to take control of the match again but Ashura has other idea's as she takes her down with and arm bar then slaps on an adodominal stretch ... The Russian looks to be in a lot of pain but stretches her leg to the ropes and Ashura is forced to break the hold .."

SiD " Wow did you see that she is really flexible , hmmmm what I could do to her ..."

Guy " More like what she could do to you .. She is one funless prude , she would make you her bitch , but maybe you would like that ... She could tie you up and slap you around a little bit , make you where a diaper ..."

SiD " Yeah and poop myself , I mean shut up you perv .."

Guy " Black Widow comes off the ropes and nails Ashura with a forearm smash , then she scoops her up for a scoop slam .. A rolling scissors takes Ashura down again as she tried to get back up ..."

SiD " Guess what ??? "

Guy " X-Treme Inc is coming to the ring ..."

SiD " Yep , but so is Darkstalka they did'nt even make it passed the entrance ramp .."

Guy " Who is it , oh Madman of course ... Him and Darkstalka are staring at each other but niether is making a move ... Ashura is still down as BW has a good head lock on her .. She reaches up and gives BW two shots to the skull but The Commie won't let go ."

SiD " Madman and Darkstalka are going at it , and Madman has just been tossed into a trash can that Darkstalka is beating him with .. Here comes Bandit from behind and he has a fire exstigusher , Darkstalka turns around and gets it right into the face .."

Guy " Meanwhile in the ring Ashura has broken the head lock and has BW in an arm bar , which she is trying to twist like a pretzel .."

SiD " Well , CSD and Mr. T just came out to break up the extra match outside of the ring and X-Treme Inc run off leaving Darkstalka coughing from the fumes ..."

Guy " Look at this !!!!"

( Just then The American National Athem hits the PA and a big Communist flag rolls out over the ring ... Ashura lets up on Black Widow as everyone looks around confused .. The Communist flag goes up in flames and The Prez's voice hits the P.A. as the music cuts off .. )

The Prez " Welcome to America you commie pig .. You know when I started this fed , I never thought we would be flooded with religious freaks and people like you .. This fed loves its country and we hate you !!!! God bless America , you bitch ... "

( Just then four American flags roll down around the ring and out from behind them comes four men in masks .. They quickly attack Black Widow .. )

SiD " This is wierd but look Ashura is helping Black Widow .."

Guy " She knows she just got screwed , shes not gonna win the belts tonight if The Prez is the one who puts down Black Widow ... Here comes Darkstalka , but CSD and Mr. T grab him so he can't help Ashura .."

SiD " If The Prez hates BW you would think he would want Ashura to beat her .."

Guy " I don't know but those men are beating down BW with some metal pipes and she is not looking good ... The ref ran off and Ashura has just been taken down with a taser gun and is out cold .."

SiD " They are using pepper spray too , oh god its burning my nose and eyes .."

Winner : No Contest
Guy " Well the match is I guess over as The Prez's hitmen drag the two ladies bodies out . Darkstalka has been taken back to the locker room as the medical staff looks over Ashura .."

SiD " What happened to Black Widow ???"

Guy " I think they threw her in a dumpster , but we just got word that Ashura is awake anr there is trouble in the back stage area .."

( We have a shaky camera shot from behind Ashura as she storms down a hallway . She comes to The Prez's office door and begins to kick the door down .. After two good hard kicks she gets through and grabs The Prez by the neck .. )

Ashura " What are you doing , you cost me my belts , that you stole from me in the first place ???? "

The Prez( choking ) " Sorry , I wanted to teach that commie slut a lesson . Its none of your bussiness .."

Ashura " It is your men declared the match a no contest , you should of waited for the end of the match ..."

( Ashura lets go of The Prez )

The Prez " Yeah maybe my timing was off , you can have a re-match , next Friday .."

Ashura " How about those little freaks from X-Treme Inc , can you keep them in check also .."

Prez " Yeah , sure baby why not ... Hey , you wanna a drink .."

Ashura " Don't call me baby and no drinks from you , you probably slip a roofy in it .."

Prez " OK so you get a re-match and I will make sure no outside interference or whoever tries will be fired ..."

Ashura " Good boy , now don't ever mess with me again .."

The Demon -vs- The Minister
Guy " OK , two some what new guys going at it , trying to make a name for themselves ..."

SiD " Demon as you all know was fired then re-hired maybe he will be our new Krazed of The RMWF and lets not say what happened to him Wednesday .."

Guy " You know that turned you on ..."

SiD " ........... "

Guy " Anyway the match has begun as The Minister trys to exercise this demon .."

SiD " You think that was a whitty comment , right ???"

Guy " Maybe , Demon comes off the ropes and is caught then power bombed by Minister .."

SiD " I never seen a fed with so many god related people .. It all started with that wack job The Preacher Man , then Areala and Angel now we got a minister ."

Guy " I don't think this is a God fearing man though , not from reading his bio here ."

SiD " His bio , I never get any bio's .."

Guy " Because you never say anything smart ..."

SiD " Do you ever miss Riley ???"

Guy " NO , now on to the match . Minister has The Demon set up for a piledriver and he drives his head into the mat .. The Demon rolls away trying to catch his breath but The Minister is right on him , kicking and punching ... The Demon gets an eye rake which sends The Minister down to one knee ... A big round house from Demon lays out The Minister and he is slapping on a figure four ..."

SiD " If he pulls this off the match could be over quick .."

Guy " The Demon has it and The Ref is checking to see in The Minister is gonna tap out ...."

SiD " Just give up you fool , you can't get out of that hold ..."

Guy " The Minister is reaching trying to grab the ropes but is too far away ... Now he takes a couple of swipes at The Demon but he smartly keeps his face out of The Ministers grasp and applies more pressure ..."

SiD " I hate stubborn people , just give up so we can get to the next match .."

Guy " Does'nt look like thats gonna happen SiD , The Minister obviously can stand a lot of pain as he still holds on .. Wait the ref is going to call for the bell but The Minister grabs his foot and is holding on ... He is not giving up and does not want the ref to throw in the towel for him ..."

SiD " No , hes a smart man watch .."

Guy " The ref is telling The Minister to let go of him but he pulls him down and has him by the head over his shoulder ..."

SiD " Still in the figure four by The Demon I might add .."

Guy " WOW , and The Minister swings the ref over his shouldes nailing The Demon with his feet and The Demon gets knocked back breaking the hold .. Minister quickly crawls out of the ring and grabs a chair ..."

SiD " The Demon gives chase and is met with a chair shot by the crippled Minister ."

Guy " Don't say crippled he is just temporarely hurt and can't walk right now ... The Minister tries to walk back into the ring but The Demon kicks his legs out from undernieth him and returns the favor of the chair shot .. Demon climbs back into the ring and gets the ref up who starts to ount The Minister out .."

SiD " He can't get up his legs are too banged up from that figure four ..."

Guy " The Minister makes an honest attempt to climb in the ring but collapses and is counted out .. "

Winner : The Demon
Guy " Well The Demon is gonna climb the rankings and The Minister will fall ..."

SiD " Yeah , who cares lets get this thing over with ..."

Bandit -vs- Nightmare ( non-title )
SiD " Do we really need those little scenes from The Prez , they make no sence ???"

*** Note : The scene was cut to make room for rest of card ...***

Guy " They make the cards seem longer and more important ..."

SiD " And they make my job longer , come on where are these two faggots ???"

( Bandit comes out to the ring to his music and entrance , followed by Nightmare who raises his arms at the entrance ramp as fire works explode .. )

Guy " Here we go in our one fall non-title match .. Bandit and Nightmare lock up with Bandit coming out on top with an arm bar .. Nightmare breaks the hold with a kick to the mid-section , then follows up with a clothesline .. A sideslam takes down Bandit as he tries to get up and Nightmare goes for a pin ... Bandit kicks out after a 2 count and gets up to charge Nightmare .. Bandit with a irish whip into the ropes followed by a nice drop kick sending Nightmare into the ropes ... Here comes a decapitation by Bandit as Nightmare had his head all set up for him on the ropes .."

SiD " What ???? "

Guy " You try describing this crap for seven months and make it understandable all the time ..."

SiD " Fid you see those pics of bandit's girlfriend Nightmare had .. She kinda looks like your mom , oh wait , it is your mom ..."

Guy " Let me see , that is not my mom ... Bandit has Nightmare up for a press slam and launcehs him out of the ring ... Nightnare crashes down to the hard floor as bandit climbs the ropes to taunt the crowd ... It does'nt take long for Nightmare to climb back into the ring and knock Bandit off the ropes with a double ax handle to the back ..."

SiD " That dumb ass better watch what he is doing , Nightmare is no joke .."

Guy " Nightmare now with a powerbomb , followed by a back breaker ..."

SiD " This could be a preview of a double title match in Decembers PPV ... The Hardcore Champ -vs- The World .."

Guy " Thats only if Darkstalka is not the World Champ by then ... Bandit is still down as Nightmare is unloading on him .."

SiD " What happened to Ravage ??? He lost his belt and dissapeared , he was a good champ and wrestler of the mnth at one time ???"

Guy " I don't know , why do you ask these questions during the matche all the time ???"

SiD " I'm bored ..."

Guy " Bandit just got a cheap shot to Nightmare's privates and sets him up for a back breaker .."

SiD " Privates hehe ..."

Guy " Bandit with a cover 1..2..3 and its over , NO wait the ref is showing only two as Nightmare got a shoulder up ... Nightmare tackles Bandit and gives him a few shots to the face before picking him up and sending him into the turnbuckle .. He follows up with a splash that Bandit dodges ... Now Bandit is slamming Nightmare's face into the turnbuckle as the crowd counts ... At the count of ten bandit lets go and Nightmare wobbles around the ring before falling down .. Bandit comes off the ropes for an elbow but Nightmare gets his boot up and rolls him up in a small package pin .. Bandit easily kicks out at one and gets back up only to be taken down with a russian foot sweep by Nightmare .."

SiD " Why is everthing from another nationality , Russian sweep , Irish whip , Asian spike , Polish punch , blah blah blah ???"

Guy " I don't know its just the names , they sound good ... Nightmare with a reverse suplex , then a side walk slam ... Bandit is down n the mat as Nightmare climbs the top rope .. He comes off with a flying knee drop , then sets Bandit up for Nightmares finisher " Sweet Dreams " Its a powerbomb kinda move .. Bam , its got to be over for Bandit 1..2..3.. and it is !!! "

Winner : Nightmare
Guy " What are you happy about ???"

SiD " We only got one more match to do ..."

Guy " One big one though , Darkstalka an Kid Money this reminds me f the good old days of bandit / Showtime .. Two good wrestlers going back and forth ..."

SiD " When we started this thing did you ever think we would be saying the good old
days ???"

Guy " No , we use to have matches in peoples back yards , hahaha ..."

Darkstalka -vs Kid Money ( For IC and Cage Belt )
***This match was written by NEW staff member L~2***

The arena fades to black. A few fireworks blast through the arena and out
comes Darkstalka to the some fans digust and some people’s cheers.)

(The arena fades to black and out come Kid Money.)

Guy: Well lets get the show on the road! Kid Money hits a devastating right
hand to the fore-head of Darkstalka, but Darkstalka comes off the ropes with
a flying cross chop. Kid Money quickly recovers and hits an inverted D.D.T
to the man they call the Darkstalka.

Sid: Darkstalka looks dazed but wait the cage is starting to come down on
top of them and wait a parcel is on top of it??!! What the f*ck is it??????

Guy: I dunno! Anyway ref #1 is trying to break these two up from grappling
with each other.

Sid: What the hell??!! 5 RAVID WOLVERINES are being led down to ringside!!!!

Guy: That looks bad! The two of them are having a fist fight and SOME MORE
STUFF IS COMING!!!

Sid: A f*cking LADDER and 3 TABLES are being brought down to ringside!

Guy: I dunno but this looks bad! And it does look bad!

Sid: L~f is making his way down to ringside! Who the f*ck is he???!!!

Guy: He is coming down here!

Sid: A f*cking DUMPSTER TRUCK is being brought down!!!

Guy: Kid Money hits Darkstalka with a brainbuster!

Sid: F*ck no more please!!!

Guy: Kid Money just tossed Darkstalka into the cage and then again in all
four sides!

Sid: What the f*ck is he trying to prove or just to wear Darkstalka out??!!
Which never works!!

Guy: Kid Money just threw a steel chair stright at ref #1! He is out cold!

Sid: Darkstlka just hit a fall away Tombstone!! Goes for a pin all over!!

Guy: The ref is down! But wait what the hell?? This guy just climbed the
cage and threw the MYSTERY BOX into the ring!!

Sid: Darkstalka picks it up and and opens it. But wiAt it’s SLEEZY D’S HEAD!

Guy: Sleezy D’s Head just grabbed on to Darkstalka but wait he is got a
sleeper hold on Sleezy D’s Head?????????

Sid: ??????????????

Guy: Sleezy D’s head just got choked out but Kid Money got up and delievered
a Spinebuster, followed up by the sharpshooter on Darkstalka!!

Sid: He’s tapping out!!! For peasents sake where is he??????? The
ref????????

Guy: Darkstalka somehow turns his body over and delievers a snapmere!!!!!!

Sid: The ref just oppened the door of the cage, my god the ravid volverines
are going for Kid Money!!!

Guy: Kid Money is getting torn and shattered to pieces!!!

Sid: S*it man this is all over soon! For the sake of everyone!!!!

Guy: SLEEZY D’S HEAD JUST CAME BACK AND HIS HURTING THE VOLVERINES!

Sid: This is mayhem!!! The man just threw in the ladder and the three
tables!!!

Guy: Kid Money looks out, BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!!!

Sid: My God Darkstalka just put Kid Money on top of all those tables and
Darkstalka just jumped off the ladder with a f*cking leg drop!!!!!!

Guy: Kid Money looks out cold. 1-2-

Sid: A GRIZZLY BEAR JUST CAME IN AND IS BITING AT DARKSTALKA’S LEG!!!!!

Guy: The cage is being lifted. Kid Money is getting up he gets out of the
ring.

Sid: The grizzly bear is still eating at DARKSTALKA’S LEG!!!

Guy: Kid Money the bloody and bruised climbs to the top rope! And jumps off
but the BEAR catches him in his mouth and chews at his head but Darkstalka
just drop kicked The Grizzly bear!!!!!!

Sid: 1-2-3! WHAT A GREAT ENDING!!!!

Guy: The grizzly bear w/ Kid Money in him are going to the hospital

Winner and NEW IC and Cage champ : Darkstalka

RMWF

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