Friday Night Slam 12-15-00 - Nightmare's going away show!!! - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/12_15_00_Friday_Night

( The show begins with Nigtmare's theme music and video clips of the man himself ... Images of him flash upon the screen , winning The Hardcore Belt , him and The Alliance , and so forth and so on ... )

" This is Guy Mandel with another addition of Friday Night Slam , Nightmare's going away special ..."

SiD " Lots of people leave this fed why does this jerk-off get an event dedicated to him ??"

Guy " Because no one has ever left to get married before ..."

SiD " Who cares , who would marry this loser .."

Guy " Just drop it ... Why do you have to ruin a nice momment .. The Prez has some words to say ..."

( WIL Double comes out and looks like he just woke up ... )

WIL " Ummmm .."

( CSD comes out and whispers into his ear ... He then reaches int his pocket and pulls out a crumbled up piece of paper ...)

WIL " Oh yeah Nightmare , lets see .. Ugh humm even though Nightmare and I have had our differences in the past I have decided to dedicate this night in honor of him .. In a fed full of such low lives and criminals it is a true rarity to see one of our members take control of his life and make a big step like this .. Marriage , not my boat but to some a sacred thing .. Ahhh who wrote this crap ????

( Reading through the notes The Prez crumbles them back up and tosses them down .... )

WIL " Hey , basically its hard to find good talent like this man and The RMWF and me have to admit we will miss him ... Good Luck and come back soon ..."

( The Prez walks off ... )

SiD " Lets here it for our Prez a very classy man !!! "

Guy " Yeah , lets get on with the show ..

Fraser Newlands vs. Grant " Neep " Turner vs. Stuart Fraser
Bad Andy - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Huntly , Scotland a member of N.W.O., Fraser Newlands!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Fraser Newlands comes to the ring. ]

Bad Andy - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 190 pounds, from Huntly , Scotland a member of N.W.O., Grant " Neep " Turner!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Grant " Neep " Turner walks to the ring. ]

Bad Andy - And third, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Huntly , Scotland a member of N.W.O., Stuart Fraser!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[Stuart Fraser walks to the ring. Ref # 1 is the referee for this contest. Fraser Newlands tests out the ropes. Grant " Neep " Turner tests out the ropes. Stuart Fraser tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Grant " Neep " Turner applies the clawhold on Stuart Fraser. Grant " Neep " Turner nails Stuart Fraser with a belly-to-back suplex. Grant " Neep " Turner is up again. Stuart Fraser trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Grant " Neep " Turner.Stuart Fraser hooks Grant " Neep " Turner in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. ... Grant " Neep " Turner trys to escape. ... Grant " Neep " Turner escapes. Stuart Fraser kicks Grant " Neep " Turner in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Stuart Fraser puts Grant " Neep " Turner in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Slezy D's Head - Grant " Neep " Turner takes a arm grapevine.

[Grant " Neep " Turner is back on his feet. Stuart Fraser uppercuts Grant " Neep " Turner. Stuart Fraser hits him with a back fist. ]

Bad Andy - Grant " Neep " Turner takes a back fist.

[Stuart Fraser slaps Grant " Neep " Turner. Grant " Neep " Turner bounces Stuart Fraser off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Grant " Neep " Turner chants start. Grant " Neep " Turner drags Stuart Fraser to the floor. Ref # 1 starts the count (.1) (..2) Grant " Neep " Turner puts Stuart Fraser in an arm grapevine submission. (...3) Stuart Fraser uppercuts Grant " Neep " Turner. ]

Guy Mandel - Grant " Neep " Turner takes a uppercut.

[(....4) Grant " Neep " Turner applies the clawhold on Stuart Fraser. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Grant " Neep " Turner and Stuart Fraser move back to ringside. Grant " Neep " Turner and Stuart Fraser move back into the ring. Grant " Neep " Turner nails Stuart Fraser with a belly-to-back suplex. Stuart Fraser gets back to his feet. Grant " Neep " Turner nails Stuart Fraser with a belly-to-back suplex. Grant " Neep " Turner gets up. Stuart Fraser is back on his feet. Stuart Fraser trys for a waistlock suplex but is not strong enough to lift Grant " Neep " Turner.Stuart Fraser drags Grant " Neep " Turner to the floor. Ref # 1 starts the count (.1) (..2) Stuart Fraser slaps Grant " Neep " Turner. (...3) Grant " Neep " Turner applies the clawhold on Stuart Fraser. (....4) Grant " Neep " Turner applies the clawhold on Stuart Fraser. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Grant " Neep " Turner and Stuart Fraser move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Grant " Neep " Turner nails Stuart Fraser with a belly-to-back suplex. Grant " Neep " Turner moves back to his feet. Stuart Fraser is back on his feet. Stuart Fraser trys for a atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Grant " Neep " Turner.Stuart Fraser sends Grant " Neep " Turner to ringside. Ref # 1 starts the count (.1) Grant " Neep " Turner gets snap suplexed by Fraser Newlands. Fraser Newlands chants start. (..2) ]

SiD - Grant " Neep " Turner could use some help about now.

[Fraser Newlands is speared by Stuart Fraser. Stuart Fraser gets up. Now Fraser Newlands standing. Stuart Fraser takes Fraser Newlands into the ring. Now Grant " Neep " Turner standing. Grant " Neep " Turner nails Stuart Fraser with a belly-to-back suplex. Grant " Neep " Turner gets back to his feet. Stuart Fraser moves back to his feet. Grant " Neep " Turner applies the clawhold on Stuart Fraser. ]

Bad Andy - Stuart Fraser takes a clawhold.

[Grant " Neep " Turner applies the clawhold on Stuart Fraser. ]

Slezy D's Head - Grant " Neep " Turner with a clawhold.

[Grant " Neep " Turner nails Stuart Fraser with a belly-to-back suplex. Grant " Neep " Turner gets back to his feet. Grant " Neep " Turner puts Stuart Fraser in an arm grapevine submission. Grant " Neep " Turner puts Stuart Fraser in an arm grapevine submission. Stuart Fraser is up again. Stuart Fraser trys for a takeover suplex but is not strong enough to lift Grant " Neep " Turner.Fraser Newlands hits a power slam on Grant " Neep " Turner. Fraser Newlands chants start. ]

SiD - That power slam was very good.

[Fraser Newlands is back on his feet. Fraser Newlands sends Grant " Neep " Turner to ringside. Ref # 1 starts the count (.1) Fraser Newlands piledrives Grant " Neep " Turner. Grant " Neep " Turner moves back to his feet. Fraser Newlands nails Grant " Neep " Turner with a springboard dropkick. Fraser Newlands climbs to his feet. Grant " Neep " Turner is up again. Fraser Newlands executes a neck scissors on Grant " Neep " Turner. Fraser Newlands moves back to his feet. They lockup. Fraser Newlands sends Grant " Neep " Turner to the corner of ringside. Fraser Newlands gorrilla presses Grant " Neep " Turner. Fraser Newlands goes for a pin. Referee Ref # 1 makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Guy Mandel - Fraser Newlands has won the match!

Winner : Fraser Newlands
( The RMWF presents to you TWO new home vidoes , with never before seen footage .. See Steve Eggs Hard on the can , and naked pics of Areala taken while she was in the shower .. All for just $29.95 !!! )

NEWS FLASH

" This is Clive Mandel at The RMWF News center ... While we we're at commercial Ashura and N.W.O. we're said to announce a merger with there two stables ... This has not been confirmed one hundred percent yet but we will keep you posted !!! "

SiD " Lets get on with the chick fight !!!"

Guy " Calm down we got more Nightmare stuff to do ..."

( A sappy song comes on and another video plays on the WIL Dubatron .. More Nightmare highlights flash on the screen as the crowd cheers ... Then out comes Godlust ... )

Goldust " As The Kimish of The RMWF , The Prez is making me say a few words ... So I'm gonna sing a song .."

( The lights dim and a spotlight shines on Goldust , he is dressed in a gold sparkly dress and a top hat ... He breaks into a terrible version of Creed " Arms Wide Open " as the crowd boo's ...)

Goldust " Thank you !!! "

SiD " That was horrible , my ears are bleeding !!! "

Guy " Yeah lets get to the chick fight ..."

Ashura -vs- Lita
( Lita makes her way down to the ring , dressed in her tight clothes , pink shirt with the word Lita on the front .. Just as she makes her way to the ring the arena sounds like one big short circuit and out walks Ashura with an explosion at the entrance ramp .. )

SiD " Wow this Lita chick is hot , but she does not look to be too much a match for Ashura !!! "

Guy " Lets watch and find out ... Lita charges Ashura and starts pounding on her , Ashura stands back and laughs .. Ashura grabs a fist full of hair and flips Lita to the ground .. Lita up to one knee now begging Ashura not to hit her in the face ..."

SiD " How do you know thats what she is begging for ???"

Guy " I can read lips . Ashura does not punch her in the face but gives her a big boot sending Lita backwards to the canvass .. Ashura picks up Lita by the hair again and whips her into the ropes , Lita comes off the ropes and catches a big clothesline .."

SiD " Oh god this is horrible , Lita is too pretty for this ..."

Guy " Ashura with a powerbomb now and a cover , but Lita gets an arm up ... Ashura lets her up and Lita tries to run but Ashura grabs her by the shirt which rips off .."

SiD " YES , oh she has a bra on , damn ..."

Guy " She must of heard about this fed before she joined ..."

SiD " Yes , lots of boobies here ... Hope Ashura gets that bra off ..."

Guy " Why would she do that she is not a perv like all the other people here ... Uhhh anyway Lita just swung the match her way with an eye rake ..."

SiD " If she is not a perv why did she rip her shirt off ???"

Guy " It was an accident .."

SiD " No , it just confirms what I thought all along . Ashura never took to my come ons because she is a lesbian .."

Guy " Oh stop it , if that were the case every woman you came across would be a
lesbian . Lita with a tornado ddt , hey the girl can wrestle ... Lita now off the ropes goes for the splash but Ashura gets hers knees up !!!"

SiD " Oh man she almost had her , my poor baby ..."

Guy " You use to like Ashura . What happened ???"

SiD " I found out she was a lesbian .."

Guy " Whatever , Ashura with a press slam and Lita is down holding her back in pain .. Leg drop by Ashura and then a cover but Lita kicks out before two ... Ashura gets up and Lita takes her down with a foot sweep , but to no avail Ashura is right back on her feet and spears Lita .."

SiD " OOOOOH she is too strong , come on Lita you can do it !!! Just believe in yourself and get naked !!!"

Guy " Would you cut it out , Ashura with her finisher The Dark Side Demiser and a its all over folks !!!

Winner Ashura

" Clive Anderson here waiting for Ashura to make her way backstage so we can wrap up this N.W.O. / ABSTRKT thing .. Oh wait here she comes !!! Ashura , Ashura can you comfirm the joinning of ABSTRKT and N.W.O. ???

Ashura " Yeah we are joinning with them now leave me alone .."

Clive " Uh , well there you have it N.W.O. and ABSTRKT are joinning forces ..."

The Preacher Man -vs- Farooq
( Faroq comes down to the ring and grabs the mic ...)

Farooq " All I got to say is Nightmare is a great guy we joke around everyday.I also would like to say good luck in his marriage and hit that ass on the honey moon and hurry up back so he can help this fed get to the top and that is all I have to say about that. "

( Then the lights dim and out rolls The Preacher Man with Wild Kat on the back of his motorcycle ... )

Guy " Farooq just stormed out of the ring and tackled The Preacher Man on his bike ... The Preacher and Wild Kat wiped out but look to be O.K. .. The Preacher Man gets up and hurls his bike at Farooq , who dodges it barely ..."

SiD " Damn , in all our months in The RMWF I have never seen The Preacher Man sooo pissed !! "

Guy " Farooq charges but gets hit from behind by Wild Kat and goes down ... PM drags him into the ring before they are counted out ... Preacher Man with a superflex punishes Farooq more ... Irsih whip and a flying cross body as The Preacher Man goes for a pin , 1..2.. No kick out by Farooq ... Farooq up now and he looks mad as he charges PM and takes him down with a clotheline .. Preacher Man is stunned as he gets to his feet and both men exhange blows toe to toe !!! Farooq comes out on top and slams The Preacher Man down with a scoop slam .. Followed by an atomic drop ... Farooq with a standing drop kick , then he choke slams The Preacher Man over the top rope and out of the ring ..."

SiD " Farooq would be smart to stay in the ring so he does not have to worry about that sexy Wild Kat as much ..."

Guy " Farooq not following SiD's advise as he makes his way out of the ring ... The Preacher Man gives him a shot to the gut but Farooq just shrugs it off and slams him into the baricade .. He follows with a suplex to the floor and makes his way back into the ring . Wild Kat comes over to help him but he just pushes her away .."

SiD " The Preacher has not been happy with her since the Jamal thing happend .."

Guy " The Preacher Man back into the ring and Farooq clothelines him then sets him up for a power slam but Wild Kat climbs the ring apron and takes her shirt off .. The ref and Farooq both are drooling over her and she motions for them to come over .."

SiD " Heh , she is one big slut .. We need more women like her in The RMWF .."

Guy " The ref and Farooq fondle Wild Kat as The Preacher Man sneaks in a chair .. He nails Farooq and gets the cover but the ref is too busy with Wild Kat to count . PM taps the ref on the shoulder but he just waives him away .."

SiD " You can see the smoke coming out of his ears .."

Guy " The Preacher Man just slapped Wild Kat and she fell off the ring , the ref turns and starts the count 1..2..3 and its all over .."

Winner : The Preacher Man
SiD " Oh man Wild Kat comes through for The Preacher but I am not to sure if he is happy about how she did it .."

Guy " Yeah he is dragging her out of the arena by her hair , he is not a happy man .."

SiD " She is gonna have to say a lot of hail marys for this one .."

" Clive Anderson here trying to get a word from The Preacher Man .. Excuse me Mr. Preacher Man you have any departing words for Nightmare ??? "

PM " Yeah , GO TO HELL ... I don't care that that piece of crap is leaving .. He is lucky he never had to face The Preacher Man ..."

Wild Kat " Can you let go of my hair please ..."

PM " Shut your trap whore your in trouble ... Now Clive get out of my way ..."

Clive " There you have it no kind words from the ex-warrior of God himself ..."

SiD " Well why would he , they are not friends and his team member is a slut .."

Guy " Oh cut it out she is a nice , oh never mind ... Lets get on to the next match .."

Benny 2 Hotty -vs The Grim Reaper
Guy " Both men are in the ring and they punh each other , they fall down , the ref counts both men are out !!! "

No Contest
SiD " That sucked ..."

Guy " Thats what you get when you don't rp ..."

SiD " R what ??? "

Guy " Never mind ... Lets go back stage for Scarface with some comments about Nightmare ."

SCARFACE AL CAPONE THE LAST DON:Nightmare good luck with your wife and I hope I can make an impact the way you did and carry the tourch in your departure.Your truely a class act.....The Last Don

SiD " That was touching .."

Guy " Why yes it was . We got one more match before Nightmare's last one , so lets get to it ..."

Maverick -vs- Antonio Tough Guy Anastasia
*** ( Time is short so I have to simulate this one )***

Gary Coleman - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 413 pounds, a member of X-Treme Inc, Maverick!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Entrance music " MI2 : by Limp Bizkit ]

Gary Coleman - and his opponent, weighing in at 345 pounds,, Tough Tony!!!

[" Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster " by The Ghetto Boys plays and out comes Tough Tony Maverick walks around the ring. Tough Tony drops Maverick with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) Maverick uses a snap mare takeover on Tough Tony. ]

SiD - Maverick with a snap mare.

[Maverick puts Tough Tony on the top rope and executes a superplex. Now Maverick standing. Maverick clotheslines Tough Tony. Maverick tackles Tough Tony. ]

Guy Mandel - football tackle!

[Tough Tony climbs to his feet. Tough Tony powerbombs Maverick. Tough Tony apllies the camel clutch on Maverick. The referee is checking the situation. ... Maverick is fighting the hold. ... ... Maverick escapes. ]

SiD - This is how wrestling should be!

[They lockup. Tough Tony sends Maverick to the corner of the ring. Tough Tony superkicks Maverick. Tough Tony goes for a snap suplex but Maverick dodges the attack. Tough Tony bounces Maverick off the ropes and clotheslines him. Tough Tony punches Maverick repeatedly. ]

Guy Mandel - Tough Tony with a weak move.

[Tough Tony bounces Maverick off the ropes and clotheslines him. They lockup. Tough Tony sends Maverick to the corner of the ring. ]

SiD - Tough Tony with a weak move.

[Tough Tony superkicks Maverick. They lockup. Tough Tony sends Maverick to the corner of the ring. ]

SiD - Tough Tony executes a weak move.

[Tough Tony gets sidewalk slammed by Maverick. Maverick punches Tough Tony repeatedly. ]

Guy Mandel - Tough Tony takes a weak move.

[Tough Tony superkicks Maverick. Tough Tony punches Maverick repeatedly. Tough Tony bounces Maverick off the ropes and clotheslines him. Maverick climbs to his feet. Tough Tony bounces Maverick off the ropes and clotheslines him. Maverick is back on his feet. Tough Tony bounces Maverick off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]

Guy Mandel - Good jumping clothesline by Tough Tony.

[Now Maverick standing. Maverick nails Tough Tony with a belly-to-back suplex. Maverick is up again. Maverick punches Tough Tony repeatedly. Maverick comes from behind and bulldogs Tough Tony. Tough Tony dropkicks Maverick to the face. ]

SiD - dropkick!

[Tough Tony climbs to his feet. Tough Tony sends Maverick to ringside. ]

Guy Mandel - Maverick will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[Ref #4 starts the count (.1) ]

SiD - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Tough Tony sends Maverick into Ref #4 he goes down. They lockup. Tough Tony sends Maverick to the corner of ringside. Tough Tony superkicks Maverick. Maverick stands up. Ashura runs to ringside. Ashura trys for a power move but is unable to lift Maverick.Ashura gets up. Ashura neck snaps Maverick. Ashura chants start. Ordered is restored. Ref #4 gets up. Tough Tony and Maverick move back into the ring. Tough Tony superkicks Maverick. Tough Tony bounces Maverick off the ropes and clotheslines him. Tough Tony apllies the camel clutch on Maverick. Ref #4 asks Maverick if he quits. ... Maverick trys to escape. ... Maverick trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Tough Tony tightens the hold. ... ... Maverick is fighting the hold. ... Maverick trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Maverick trys to escape. Maverick taps out. ]

( The rest of the card on link Friday 2 )

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