Wednsday Night Havok 11-8-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_8_00_Wednsday_Night

The scene is of two fat Norwiegan women prancing merrily through a field of daisies. They curtsie to each other then begin delicatly picking the flowers. One of the women starts blissfully smelling her daisy.

John Clease " ... And now for something completly differant "

Guy " Assasin reverse snap-mares Fraser Newlands!!!! Now he's choking him with his foot!!!! "

Sid " That Newlands is even worse than Jamal "

Guy " Assasin draws a knife .. He slices Fraser's cheek with it and drops on him for the pin!!!! ...1...2...3!!!! Assasin wins "

Winner: Assasin
SiD " My butt itches "

MOP -vs- Tank

( The Master of Pain walks out and down to the ring. Explosions mark the entrance of Tank who arrives next then walk to the ring to join his opponent. )
Guy " The bell rings and MOP charges after tank .. He DDTs him!!!! Tank back on his feet and off the ropes .. He tries to clothesline MOP but MOP ducks .. Tank goes back into the rops and this time connects with a dropkick!!!! "

SiD " Tank slaps on a figure-four leg lock!!!! "

Guy " The crowd starts chanting Tank's name as he starts punching MOP in the head!!!! "

SiD " I thought Tank was Pitbull "

Guy " As much as the roster changes who the hell knows "

Jamal " True dat!!! "

SiD " Oh no .. Not Jamal "

Jamal " Shut up foo .. I gotsa package fo ya "

SiD " What the f--- is this "

Jamal " Don't know .. Peace!!! "

SiD " What the f---???? Slezy D's head's in here!!!!! "

Slezy-d's head " GRRRRR thats right bitch and I'm going to bite you!!!!! "

Guy " Close the box quick!!!!! "

SiD " Dude .. This is nuts!!!! "

Slezy-D's head " Hey open this box up damn it!!!!! I'll grant you a wish!!!! "

SiD " A wish???? "

Slezy-D " Oh yeah sure .. Just repeat after me .. Mecka lecka hi mecka hiney ho "

SiD " Mecka lecka hi mecka hiney ho "

Guy " Heh "

Slezy-D's head " HAHA!!!! I can't beleive you fell for that .. You are so stupid Sid!!!! "

SiD " f--- this "

Guy " Hey wait the match is over "

SiD " Who won???? "

Slezy-D's head " Professer Plum in the library with the candle stick you stupid bitches!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! That or MOP "

Winner: MOP
SiD " I'm gettin rid of this thing .. Be right back "

Angel -vs- Preacher Man

( The Preacher Man rides out to the ring on his Harley, Wild Kat is sitting on it with him. Next out is Angel. )
Guy " Angel doesn't even wait for the bell to ring before he starts unloading on the Preacher Man .. He hits him with a flying DDT than slaps on a figured four leg lock!!!! "

SiD " Back "

Guy " Preacher Man recovers quickly and whips Angel into the ropes .. There's a clothesline by the preacher!!!! Their last match was interupted by X-Treme Inc. last Friday "

SiD " Yeah .. Them cocksuckers shot me too!!!! "

Guy " So how's that arm doing????? "

SiD " It's better "

Guy " Hey did you see the commercials for Pig Vomit's new movie???? "

SiD " Unfortunately I did "

Guy " It looks like it will be pretty good "

SiD " If you say so "

Guy " Angel flips Preacher Man out of the ring!!!! He jumps off the top rope and nails him with a moonsault!!!! He pulls a steel chair out from under the ring and slamms it on the preacher!!!! Now Angel is just stomping the crap out of him!!!! "

SiD " The Preacher Man suck and everything but he usually fights better than this .. I think he's drunk "

Guy " You may be right there Sid "

SiD " Of course I am .. I'm always right .. Bitch "

Guy " Well .. Preacher Man is just laying there .. Angel climbs back into the ring "

SiD " PM's going to get counted out "

Guy " He just did "

Winner by DQ: Angel
SiD " That was fast "

Guy " I have a feeling this next match'll be even faster "

Darkstalka -vs- Eskimo

( Darkstalka walks down the catwalk. A moment later Eskimo comes out. )

SiD " Eskimo drop-kicks Darkstalka .. Or tries I should say cause DS sidesteps him "

Guy " Darkstalka side-belly suplexes Eskimo .. Hey here comes Clive .. Any word yet as to who kidnapped Darkstalka???? "

Clive " Well we have been doing a very thurough investigation .. We even found blood on Wild Kat's car "

Guy " So Wild Kat did it????? "

Clive " We don't know "

Sid " What DO you know???? "

Clive " That's it "

Guy " So you have nothing in otherwords "

Clive " I suppose you could say that "

SiD " Then why the f--- are you here???? Get your limey ass out and don't come back until you have some leads!!!!! "

Guy " Darkstalka with a Darkside demiser!!!! ...1...2...3!!!! He takes out Eskimo!!! "

Winner: Darkstalka

( 'Crazy Train' hits the PA as Bandit, Madman, Violator and Maverick come running out to the ring. The all slide in Bandit tosses Eskimo out of the ring as the others immediatly start pounding on Darkstalka. )
Guy " Damn looks like X-Treme Inc.'s a little eager for blood tonight folks "

SiD " Yeah .. I'm glad they waited for the last match to end though .. They always ruin our shows "

ABSTRAKT -vs- X-Treme Inc.

Guy " Darkstalka choke-slams Violator then side-kicks Madman!!!! Bandit off the ropes clotheslines Darkstalka .. Madman and Bandit start stomping the Hardcore Champ as Violator slides out of the ring then under it "

SiD " If that little bitch comes out with a cattle prod so help me .. "

Guy " Well .. He did "

SiD " The cattle prod bit's getting stale "

Guy " Indeed .. Bandit, The Fanatic and Maverick have Darkstalka's arms pinned as Violator climbs back into the ring with a shit-eating grin on his face .. He walks up to Darkstalka and zaps him with the prod!!!! He does it again!!!! Darkstalka is trying to take it but you can tell he's in pain .. Madman takes something out of his pocket and pulls down the mic "

Madman " Know what these are???? A little sovienier from our love fest with your lovly cousin Darkstalka "

SiD " It's Ashura's panties!!!! He's sniffing them!!!! "

Madman " She was a fine piece alright "

SiD " That's f---ed up .. Madman is putting the panties on Darkstalka's head!!!!

Guy " Here comes Ravage running to the ring!!!! He slides in and DDTs Madman!!!! Then throws Bandit a left hook and reverse snap-mares Maverick into Violator!!!! Violator drops the prod, gets up and leaves the ring .. He's running up the catwalk!!!!! He's pussying out!!!! "

Guy " Ravage scoop slams Madman ontop of Maverick as Darkstalka double-side-belly-suplexes Bandit!!!! Ravage with an elbow drop to Madman followed by a head butt .. Vulcan Raven comes running out!!!! He slides into the ring and grabs Maverick then atomic drops him against the turnbuckle!!!! "

SiD " Violator's coming back in!!!! Along with the latest X-Treme Inc recruits .. Viper, Wolf and Badboy .. This is going to get ugly "

Guy " What's Violator got in his hand???? "

SiD " Not more f---in guns .. Jesus Christ "

Guy " Violator sprays the ring with a small-submachine gun!!!!! Ravage, Darkstalka and Maverick go down!!!!! "

SiD " You know .. That dumbass usually ends up hurting just as many of his team-mates as he does his opponents "

Guy " Yeah he does "

Sid " Retard "

Guy " Madman and Viper throw Darkstalka out of the ring and into a pile of manure!!!! "

SiD " Now how did manure get there???? "

Guy " Beats me .. What the hell???? Fanatic comes flying down from the Snapple blimp overhead on a bungie cord and snatches up Ravage!!!! He snaps back up and releases him!!!! Ravage comes falling back down to Earth and crashes through the mat!!!!! Bandit powerslams Vulcan Raven then him and Wolf start stomping on him .. Madman with a legdrop off the top rope connects hard with Darkstalka's head!!!! Violator comes into the ring and helps up Maverick .. Looks Maverick is bitching at him though "

SiD " I'd do more than bitch at him if I was him "

Guy " Vulcan is taking quite a beating by X-Treme inc. .. Wolf and Maverick both pin Vulcan out!!!! Wait a minute .. Ravage is crawling out from the hole in the ring .. What's he doing??? "

SiD " Looks like he's cursing to himself "

Guy " I don't know .. Bandit runs over to him and sidewalk slams him though .. Hey .. That thing around Ravage's neck .. It's glowing "

SiD " Dude it just shot like a laser or something into the air!!!! "

Guy " These matches keep getting wierder and wierder "

SiD " Right .. Look .. A giant funky looking thing is forming way above the stadium where that light shown .. What the f---???? "

Guy " It looks like .. I'm not sure but it's growing .. Jesus Christ!!!! What was that???? Something big just shot out of it and is heading towards the ring!!!!! "

SiD " It stopped .. It's some kind of .. Monster I guess "

Guy " Whatever it is it's just hovering above the ring as the crowd and wrestlers look on in confusion "

SiD " It swoops down and shoulder tackles Maverick!!!! Now the thing is picking up Violator .. It threw him into the Titan-tron!!!! Smoke, sparks and flames are spitting out of it!!!! "

Guy " Madman looks up after just having pinned out Darkstalka and draws a shotgun on the creature!!!!! He starts pumping rounds off at the beast but it seems uneffected!!!! "

SiD " Bandit's following his lead with his .45 while the other X-Treme Inc. members run away!!!!! .. The thing swoops down at Madman then tosses him into the crowd like a rag doll!!!! "

Guy " Bandit looks over at Ravage "

SiD " I think he figured out he's controlling it "

Guy " Yep .. He shoots Ravage in the chest .. The creature screeches then tears through the night sky and is gone!!!!! Bandit pulls Ravage out from the hole in the ring and slams him down on the mat and pins him!!!!! ...1....2....3.. That's it .. Ravage is too weak to even move and Bandit just won this match for X-Treme Inc.!!!!! "

Winner: X-Treme Inc.
SiD " Well thats it for the show huh???? "

Guy " Yes "

SiD " Cool .. Now I can finally go watch Buffy "

Guy " Fag "

SiD " f--- you "

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