Sunday Night Raw 11-5-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_5_00_Sunday_Night

War's music plays, fireworks explode opening credits happen, then the camera cuts to the announcer's table.

Sid: Welcome everyone to Sunday Night War! I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty here with Guy Mandell, on a night which promises to be packed with action!

Guy: Tonight we have the cage tourney final, a four corners elimination match, Goldburg's singles debut and Stone Cold's second match!

Sid: Hopefully it should be an action packed evening!

Guy: So lets get on with the show!
Stone Cold vs. The Tank Tank is already in the ring when SMASH! Austin's music hits and the crowd go wild. He comes down to the ring and raises his arms.

Sid: What an ovation for the Texas Rattlesnake!

Guy: Tank is huge, will Austin be able to take him down?

Sid: Who knows.

Guy: Tank swings at austin but he blocks and hammers punches onto Tank sending him back into the turnbuckle, now Austin is choking him with his boot!

Sid: Austin is kicking Tank again and again, he's stomping a mudhole in him, and the crowd are loving every second of it!

Guy: He backs off, Tank gets back up and staggers forward, but Austin lands a clothesline!

Sid: Stone Cold is really fired up for this match, I guess he has some pent up frustration!

Guy: Now he's stomping him again, picks him back up but puts him down with a DDT! 1...2.kickout by the tank.

Sid: Austin sends him against the ropes but tank lashes out, knocking him down! Now tank drops the leg, elbow drop cover 1...2...kickout by the rattlesnake.

Guy: Tank has to slow the pace of the match down to his speed, so he can wear his opponent down. Now tank has a bearhug locked in, Austin is gasping for breath, is he gonna pass out here?

Sid: I dunno but Tank is putting the pressure on, he just lifted Austin up, and turned the bearhug into a sidewalk slam! Tank is going upstairs, he's gonna try a flying elbow drop, the turnbuckle is creaking!

Guy: He goes for the elbow, and lands it square on Austin's sternum! This has got to be over, 1...2...no! How did he kick out of that?!

Sid: Who knows! Tank can't believe it either, he's questioning the ref, that's a bad idea cause it's giving Austin time to recover!

Guy: But tank kicks Austin down again, he comes off the ropes with a splash.

Sid: Tank forcibly drags Austin back to his feet, whips him into the turnbuckle, charges in after him, Austin gets the boot up! Tank staggers backwards, Austin charges but tank catches him, belly-to-belly suplex!

Guy: The crowd groans, Austin is being taken apart by this powerful, methodical wrestler.

Sid: As much as I hate to agree with you, he's very methodical, and he's inflicting pain with ease.

Guy: Wishbone Legsplitter, and Austin is rolling in pain, the end may be near for the rattlesnake!

Sid: This could be it right here, Tank is setting him up for a chokeslam! He's got him up, but Austin with a rake to the eyes, Tank drops him and is momentarily blinded!

Guy: Now austin is more detirmined, he's fighting forward with punches and kicks, brawling with Tank. He whips him off the ropes, Fez press by Stone Cold, he's raining in the punches and the crowd are going wild!

Sid: Austin is lining up, Tank staggers back up, Stunner on tank!! He hit the stunner!

Guy: 1...2...3!! Austin did it!
Winner: Stone Cold Sid: Now austin is drinking a beer as he walks up the ramp, the fans are cheering!

Guy: A good match, Austin was able to take all the punishment Tank could deal out and came back with a few decisive moves!

Sid: Next up is the cage tournament final, inside a steel cage! But first, let's go backstage where we're told Goldburg is waiting on the arrival of Jackass!

The camera cuts to backstage. Goldburg is stood in the parking lot with a
baseball bat. He's stood by the bottom of the ramp going into the parking
lot. Just then a car comes down the ramp beeping it's horn, and suddenly
accelerates towards him. Goldburg dodges and swings his bat, smashing one of
the windows.

The camera goes back to the announcer's table.

Guy: I guess that was Jackass, he tried to take care of Goldburg once and for all, but Goldburg struck back!

Sid: Hey, s--- happens!

Guy: Let's get on with the show, now it's time for the final of the cage tournament!

Kid Money vs. The Warrior Three Sid: Both men are already in the ring, the referee has persuaded Kid Money to give up his gun, the bell rings and we're underway!

Guy: The cage is being lowered as we speak, but before it is right down KM throws the warrior over the top, and they're fighting outside!

Sid: Both men are outside the cage, they're gonna have to climb back into the cage before this match is officially underway!

Guy: KM takes Warrior to the door, an official opens it, and KM rolls Warrior Three back in.

Sid: Hey look out! Kid Money slams the door on Warrior's head! The fans are cheering, KM is climbing up the side of the cage, why doesn't he just use the door?!

Guy: He never was the sharpest knife in the draw, was he?

Sid: I'll tell him you said that!

Guy: Kid Money is balancing on the top of the cage, this is suicidal! Warrior Three gets up to his feet, look out Kid Money off the top with a splash! Both men are down, Kid Money did as much damage to himself as he did to Warrior Three!

Sid: At least now the match is underway properly, both men INSIDE the cage!

Guy: But it hasn't done them much good. They're both pretty much out of it already.

Sid: But now KM is stirring, he's up on his feet! He gets Warrior back to his feet, bounces him off the ropes, back body drop!

Guy: Warrior Three is in pain, and KM is starting to climb the cage! Warrior Three gets up and staggers over, he knocks KM's leg off the rope, KM straddles the ropes! That's gotta hurt!

Sid: Do doubt about that, KM falls to the canvas, but gets back up! DDT by Warrior Three, now a kick to the leg, it seems that Warrior Three is trying to weaken KM's legs, a wise strategy in a cage match!

Guy: Well.....duh!

Sid: Shut it! Hey Guy, where did you go last week when Freiza attacked?

Guy: Somewhere far away from you, you freak! I'm guessing sprinkles did a good job as a stand in?

Sid: Yeah, but he did take a whizz against your chair.

Guy: WHAT!?

Sid: Sorry, didn't I tell you earlier?

Guy: Yuk! Someone get me another chair!

Sid: I'm sitting on the last one. Just deal with it.

Guy: That's disgusting.

Sid: Anyway....now Warrior Three is in control, he's weakened KM's leg, now he's dragging KM to the door, it's opened. Look out, Warrior Three slams the door on his opponent's leg, Kid Money is in serious trouble with a bad leg!

Guy: Warrior Three is gonna leave the cage through the door, but KM with a low blow from behind, Warrior Three falls down! The door is shut.

Sid: Hey look at this, it's nick! He's coming down to ringside! What's he doing?! He's padlocking the door shut, he's making sure no-one gets out that way.

Guy: And Kid Money is yelling at him, mostly words you can't say on TV these days!

Sid: But nick gives him the finger, and leaves up the ramp, the fans cheer him!

Guy: Now Warrior three has room to work! Kid Money is down, and with a bad leg, the warrior can take his time and beat KM up at his own will!

Sid: KM is on his feet, Warrior is kicking his leg, he tries to shield it but Warrior is relentless, KM leans on the turnbuckle for support. Kicks to the midsection, and a choke, and now Warrior sends KM into the opposite turnbuckle, look out Kash Kick by Kid Money, he somehow managed to find the energy to pull off that move, and he got Warrior Three right under the chin with that one!

Guy: Now Kid Money is slowly, very slowly climbing the cage, hell he's only got one good leg and the going is tough!

Sid: But the Warrior Three is down, he has time to spare, Kid Money is resting on the top rope, but now Warrior is moving! He falls onto the cage, Kid Money has pulled himself up onto the top of the cage, he's sitting over the top!

Guy: Warrior Three has his foot, he's climbing too, now he has stalled KM's climb, and he's on the top as well, straddling the steel!

Sid: Kid Money starts punching Warrior Three, who responds with punches of his own! This could get very ugly! Both men are just hammering away, and Warrior Three is rocked!

Guy: Kid Money is trying to stand up, is he mad! They're fifteen feet in the air!

Sid: Warrior Three stuns Kid Money with a haymaker, now Warrior is holding onto a support strut, and standing up on the top of the cage! This is madness!! Madness I tell you!!!

Guy: He kicks Kid Money, and is trying to pull him up!

Sid: Surely not a piledriver from the top of the cage!

Guy: No, a Tombstone Piledriver! My god this could end Kid Money's career!

Sid: Here's hoping.

Guy: TOMBSTONE! The whole ring shakes as Warrior Three leaps from the top into the ring, and Tombstone's Kid Money!

Sid: What carnage! Kid Money is out, and hey look the force of the impact smashed the door open! No wait, that's preacher man, he broke the lock with some bolt cutters!

Guy: Warrior Three is crawling for the door, he's got his arms out, one foot, he's won!! Preacher man congratulates him as the ref raises his arm!
Winner: The Warrior Three Sid: What an amazing match, it swung back and forth, but after that tombstone, it was all over!

Guy: But give the assist to Preacher man.

Sid: Paramedics are coming out from the back, I think KM's head dented the canvas, hell it wouldn't suprise me!

Guy: He's gonna be taken from the hospital, chalk up another on the injuries list!

Sid: Well what's up next?

Guy: Let's see.Sid: Hey look, it's nick!

Nick appears at the top of the RMWF ramp with a mic.

Nick: Now seeing as Jackass has truly lived up to his name, and has caused me nothing but trouble over the last few weeks, I've decided to get rid of him, in a very special match, a FIREPIT MATCH!

The crowd cheer.

Nick: Unveil the firepit!

The ring splits in two and goes down into the ground through two slabs. Then a large square of metal with a circular hole in the middle comes out of the ground. Nick presses a button on it's side and flames burst from the hole in the middle.
Nick: Behold the firepit, now on with the match!

Nick leaves.

Jackass comes to the firepit and climbs a ladder to the top. Then Goldburg's music hits and the fans go wild. He is engulfed by sparks and then swings his arms setting more pyro off. He climbs the ladder and glares at Jackass.

Guy: Woah! What a match this is gonna be, a firepit match, Nick has outdone himself with this one!
Goldburg vs. Jackass
(firepit match) Sid: This is what nick's wanted all along, Jackasses death, though it isn't assured!

Guy: You gonna bet against Goldburg?

Sid: You're right.

Guy: Jackass tries punches, Goldburg just glares back at him. Chops by Jackass, no effect!

Sid: But here comes Goldburg, big punches rock Jackass, he stumbles on the steel, look out for that pit! Jackass looks around at the pit and gulps!

Guy: Goldburg kicks him back, this could be over quickly! But Jackass with a low blow, now a DDT on the steel, Goldburg is momentarily stunned! Jackass is swearing at the crowd, they boo, hey Goldburg has got right up!

Sid: Side suplex by Goldburg, now a succession of stomps by the big man, and big punches to the head!

Guy: The crowd cheer him, they want to see crispy jackass!

Sid: If the match continues by this, they will!

Guy: Goldburg has picked Jackass up, press slam, he could throw Jackass into the flames right now! But a rake to the face and Jackass drops to the floor, but he's back up and catches Goldburg with a clothesline!

Sid: I think his lip is cut, I dunno, hey look out Goldburg with a school boy pulls Jackass down! Now Goldburg is back up, he's signalling, Jackhammer coming up!!

Guy: This is gonna hurt!! JACKHAMMER on the steel!

Sid: Now he's pointing to the fire, it's gonna be over soon!

Guy: He drags Jackass over!! Picks him up in a bodyslam position and holds him there, the fans cheer!

Sid: He dropped him! The fire springs up as Jackass goes into the flames!! He's been incinerated!!

Guy: Jackass is dead, Goldburg is celebrating, the fans are cheering, finally Jackass has been killed off!

Sid: Here comes nick back to the steel, he climbs the ladder and raises Goldburg's arm!

Nick: Goldburg, I officially declare you the winner!!

Guy: How great, a happy ending! Nick's happy, we're happy, Goldburg is happy, and most of all Jackass is dead! Hooray!!

Sid: I guess you could say the cancer has been cut out?

Guy: You could, but I'd be forced to kill you.

Sid: That's a fair point.Guy: Now we're ready for our main event, the four corners elimination match!
Angel vs. Vulcan Raven vs. Bandit vs. Madman Sid: Hey wait a minute, there's been another backstage attack! Let's go back to Clive.

Clive: Hello viewers. I've just witnessed The Omega Fro attacking Vulcan Raven with a lead pipe. The big eight footer was laid out flaton his back, and the omega fro said it was for "Bandit, because he is a great wrestler!" Back to you, Sid and Guy!

Guy: Hang on, isn't Omega Fro a member of Abstrakt, but Bandit is one half of X-Treme Inc.?

Sid: Yeah, I wonder what Omega Fro was tryin' to do?

Guy: Who knows.

Sid: Hey we're missing the match, Madman and Angel are in the ring, Bandit is outside.

Guy: Madman has control of angel, he tags in Bandit, and holds angel for him. Bandit punches and kicks Angel's chest, then a Russian Legsweep, and Bandit locks in a Octopus Stretch!

Sid: A what!?

Guy: That's what that move is called, though I haven't seen it in a while.

Sid: Well he's broken the hold now, Bandit sends him into the turnbuckle, he follows him in with a corner clothesline, Angel is in trouble! He chokes him, Angel falls to the ground!

Guy: Now Bandit is going upstairs! He's on the top rope, Angel staggers back up, Bulldog from the top rope! He almost took him out of his boots with that one!

Sid: Cover, 1...2..kickout, hey here's a thought.

Guy: What?

Sid: If it looked like Bandit was gonna get the pin for sure, then would Madman try and stop him?

Guy: You know Sid, that was almost an intelligent thing to say. OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T! It doesn't matter who wins the match to them as long as X-Treme Inc wins and takes home the cash!

Sid: Geez, calm down!

Guy: Bandit tags Madman, hey wait now Angel tagged Madman! The crowd cheers, Bandit and Madman must fight each other!!

Sid: Looks like they're gonna lock up.....

'Ministry' hits the PA and Vulcan Raven charges to ring, bellowing loudly.

Guy: Look out, Vulcan is back up! He just tagged himself in on Bandit, now Madman must face the eight foot tall monster, and it seems like the bloodwrath is strong! Hammerblows send Madman flying, DDT, and already Vulcan is ready to finish him!

Sid: He bellows, here comes the Shamen Bomb!

Guy: So that's what he calls it!

Sid: He's set Madman up, he hits it! 1...2...3!!

Guy: Now here comes Bandit, he tries to fell Raven, but that's like trying to fell a mighty redwood with.......a herring!

Sid: Da daaaaaaa!

Guy: This isn't a Monty Python film.

Sid: Dammit!

Guy: Vulcan catches him with one hand, Chokeslam!!

Sid: Hey look out, Angel off the top with a missile dropkick, Vulcan goes down!!

Guy: There's a first!

Sid: You know what's really ironic?

Guy: Your momma's crack obsession?

Sid: I'm gonna ignore that. No, Jackass is the only person to get a clean pin on Vulcan, and Jackass is, or rather was an idiot!

Guy: Rather is the word.

Sid: No-one can stop this man, now he's beating on Bandit!

Guy: His eyes have dimmed, I think the bloodthing has left.

Sid: Who cares! Go Vulcan go!

Guy: Big kick by Vulcan, sets Bandit up and a pumphandle slam, cover, 1..2.somehow he kicked out!

Sid: Angel with a kick to Vulcan, DDT takes him down, but he's straight back up, Angel hits another DDT, that's stopped him for now!

Guy: Angel tags himself in, Bandit rolls out of the ring. Now angel has what he wanted, Vulcan Raven all to himself! Let's see what he can do!

Sid: Bandit is back in, he throws Angel a chair! Now Bandit is distracting the referee, SMACK! Angel clocks Vulcan with the chair, three, four five times! Vulcan is staggering, Angel comes off the ropes, flying chair shot and Vulcan falls like an ancient oak tree!

Guy: Bandit leaves again, 1...2..now Vulcan kicks out!

Sid: Angel locks in a headlock, he's trying to wear Vulcan down! Vulcan is straining, reaching for the ropes!

Guy: This guy is so big he can reach the ropes from nearly anywhere!

Sid: But angel has got him in the very centre of the ring, Raven's eyes are clouding over!

Guy: The ref raises Raven's arm, it drops. He raises it a second time, it drops! Hey look here comes Omega Fro again! He's got a chair, he just rolled into the ring and whacked Angel with it!

Sid: Why did he do that?!

Guy: He was trying to help Bandit I guess.

Sid: But he's stunned Angel, this is gonna give VR enough time to wake up!

Guy: The ref starts to count. 1..2...3...4...5 Angel is stirring, he's crawling to Bandit! 6...7...8 he makes the tag just as Omega Fro leaves!

Sid: LOOK OUT! Vulcan is back up, he has the look in his eyes, he bellows, here he comes!!

Guy: Massive rights by Vulcan, Bandit flies about all over the place! a kick, Piledriver by the big shamen! He draws his hand across his throat, Shamen Bomb coming up! Hey, Omega Fro is back! He comes into the ring, Vulcan has him by the throat, now he's got Bandit too, is he gonna double-chokeslam them!? Surely not!

Sid: He is, the whole ring shook with that one! He puts one boot on Bandit's chest, 1..2...3! Bandit is eliminated!

Guy: Now it's just Angel and Vulcan Raven, one on one to decide the match! The crowd are going wild, this is gonna be good!

Sid: Angel with punches, knocking Vulcan against the ropes, Vulcan off the ropes and angel catches him with a flying cross chop! Angel pulls him up, whips him into the turnbuckle, now he's kicking him, haymaker punch, and a Tornado DDT sends Vulcan Raven spiralling to the mat!!

Sid: That's gonna hurt, the big eight footer is down on the floor, holding his head, I guess the bloodwrath ain't working right now!

Guy: Angel goes to the top rope, flying elbow drop, 1..2.kickout!

Sid: VR is trying to get to his feet, but Angel cuts him down with a chop block, and he puts a camel clutch on! Raven is struggling against it, he's trying to get to the ropes, but it's gotta be almost impossible with his arms tied up! But he's trying!

Guy: Angel tries to lock the hold in properly, but Vulcan bites his hands and he lets go!

Sid: Angel grimaces, and stomps Raven's unprotected back. Look out, scorpion deathlock! That's gonna hurt the back!

Guy: Vulcan is trying not to tap out, for someone who's so big and acts so hard, he's a bit of a pansy really!

Sid: Vulcan dragging himself towards the ropes with his arms, they're so strong he's making it easily!

Guy: And he does, angel is forced to release the hold! He picks Raven up, bounces him off the ropes. Vulcan ducks, off the ropes again, he just flattened Angel with a shoulder block!

Sid: Now Vulcan picks angel up, chokeslam! He gave the high sign, now we're gonna see the Shamen Bomb!

Guy: Vulcan Raven sets him up, SHAMEN BOMB! There's the cover 1...2...3!!

Sid: Vulcan wins! He's celebrating, the crowd are cheering, and Angel is flattened!
Winner: Vulcan Raven Guy: What a night. Jackass is killed, Warrior Three wins the cage tournament, and now Vulcan Raven has pinned three men in one night, and won the four corners elimination match!

Sid: Folks, thanks for joining us goodnight

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