Jamal's Def Wrestling Jam 11-3-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_3_00_Def_Wrestling

The camera shows a ring surrounded by fan filled bleechers in the Prez's backyard. Jamal is dancing ringside.

Jamal - Awwwww SNAP!! Aight yo peep dis shit.. since da Prez all be away and s--- Spider-Man done let me do my own show.. Knomahsayn?? Hayl yeah.. So check it we's gots one muh-f---in whack show tonight.. We goin OLD-school here and doin dis from da Prez's backyard!! Awwwww yeah!! But enough muh-f---in talk yo les kick dis shit!!

Goldberg -vs- Sharon
Jamal hits play on his boom box and it pumps out 'Dr. Marten Dental Plan' by Bound for Glory as Sharon walks out of the Prez's house drinking a beer.

Sid - This is f---ed up.. we're being treated like hoes.. being pawned off for this show.

Jamal - Shut da f--- up peckawood.. Jus do yo muh-f---in announcing shit!!

Guy - I don't think the Prez is going to be happy about us using his house.

Jamal - Don't make me go buckwild muh-f---a.. I ain't playin!!

Guy - Here comes Goldberg from the Prez's house too

Sid - Is there a Party going on in there?

Jamal - Hayl yeah cracka

Sid - The Prez will be pissed

Guy - Goldberg steps into the ring and Sharon kicks him!! He grabs her and body slams her to the mat!! She gets back up and climbs up the turnbuckle.. Sharon does a moonsault off the top rope but Goldberg catches her and body slams her again!!

Sid - That's f---ed up she's only a little girl.. there's no way she can compete with Goldberg!!

Guy - Sharon's running toward Jamal now

Jamal - Hayl yeah!! Cuz I'm a playa

Sid - Haha she grabbed his bottle!!

Jamal - Awwwww SNAP!! Dat bitch done took my 40 o!!

Guy - She busts the beer bottle over Goldberg's head

The camera cuts to static. The picture returns just in time to see Goldberg pin out sharon.

Winner: Goldberg
Guy - Are we back on??

Sid - Yeah I think so.

Jamal - word up just in time fo da win.

Kid Money and Blade walk out of the Prez's house.

Blade vs Kid Money
Jamal - Now dis match up is going to be sweet knomasayn?? Da two wrestlers gotsa to go down to da new projects and da first muh-f---a dat comes back wit a bag of dope fo me wins!! Word is born!!

Sid - This is out of control!! I'm leaving.

Jamal draws his 9mm and points it at Sid.

Jamal - What NOW bitch!! You ain'ts goin nowhere!! Now sit yo ass down!! Cracka!!

Fifteen minutes later.

Sid - Still no sign of either of them.

Jamal - s--- bitch it takes longer than that ta cop.. specially now dat dey gots da whole place policed and s--- knowmasayn.. ya gotsta wait yo.

Ten minutes after that.

Jamal - Awwww yeah there's my boy.

Guy - Kid Money pulls into the drive way.

Sid - Hey he left on foot.. where'd he get that car.

Jamal - Bitch stole it cracka.. daym you's one stupid muh-f---a.

Kid Money walks up to Jamal and slaps him the bag of dope. The two of them go inside and come back out ten minutes later.

Winner: Kid Money
Sid - Where's Blade?? He should have been here by now.

Kid Money walks over to the car and pulls out a .45. He starts shooting up the trunk. He reaches in the driver's side window and pulls the open trunk lever. The trunk pops open.

Jamal - What da.. haha daym nigga you crazy!!

Inside the trunk is Blade who is tied up and shot to hell. He is dead. Kid Money put his gun away and goes into the house as The Preacher Man pulls up the driveway on his motorcycle with WildKat, he parks it and then gets into the ring.

Jamal - Aight.. Da Preacher Man be muh-f---in here and shit.. someone go fetch Angel dog ass.

Angel -vs- The Preacher Man
Guy - The Preacher Man grabs Angel as soon as he climbs into the ring and powerbombs him!! Angel recovers quickly and gives Preacher Man an elbow jab followed by a knee to the face!!

Jamal - Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm.. jus look at da Wild Kat!! Mmmm!! When JAMAL gets dat ho in da ring he gonna tear dat s--- up!! Knomasayn??

Sid - Yes I do.. I wouldn't mind a piece of her myself.

Jamal - s--- bitch.. muh-f---a like you ain'ts got NO chance wit dat kinda booty!!

Sid - Hey I get plenty of pussy.

Jamal - Bitch why you lyin.. you's a faggot.

Guy - Ummm guys.. You care to shut up.. there's a match you know??

Jamal - Man f--- you!! You don't think JAMAL knows dat?? You tryin to say JAMAL stupid?? Jus cause I be a little retarded don't mean I don't know dat.

Sid - Angel dropkicks the Preacher Man then grabs him by the hair and starts punching him in the face!!

The Violator climbs over the fence and comes running to the ring.

Sid - What the f---??

Jamal - What bitch??

Guy - Will someone get Violator out of here?? He keeps ruining our shows.

Jamal - Aight.

Jamal draws his 9mm just as Bandit and Madman come running out of the Prez's house with shotguns and start shooting at The Preacher Man. Angel slides out of the ring and darts for the house. Jamal starts firing at Violator, who runs over and grabs Wild Kat and uses her as a shield.

Sid - Shit!! Get down!!

Guy - This is nuts!!

X-Treme Inc.'s shotgun spray cuts threw several of the fans on the bleechers. Everyone is running around screaming. Kid Money comes running out during the commotion with his guns blazing and shoots Bandit in the arm and in the leg. Bandit hits the ground and MadMan starts dragging him away now firing off rounds with his pistol.

Sid - AAAAAAHHH!! I'm hit!! They shot me!! They shot me!!

Jamal - Shut up PUNK!!

Violator manages to escape while taking Wild Kat as a hostage. The Preacher Man chases after them. In the distance sirens can be heard.

Jamal - Shit!! Da cops!!

Madman drags the wounded Bandit around the side of the house and Kid Money hops into his car and peels out. Jamal throws his gun into Sid's lap as the police arrive pointing there guns at everyone.

Jamal - shit yo.. I guess dis muh-fuckin show be over now.. Da last match'll be redid.. next week aight.. peace out!!

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