Wed . Night Havok 11-29-00 - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_29_00_Wed_Night

( The Prez is sitting in his office watching a porno when a number of load thuds from upstairs happen. )

Prez " Mother fucker!!!! That shit's been going on all day!!!! Man can't even watch a porno in peace .. Was that a piano that just passed the window????? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this shit .. .. "

( The Prez takes the elevator up to the penthouse floor where Spider-Man is standing and directing movers. )

Prez " What the hell is going on????? "

Spidey " I'm working on my new office "

Prez " What???? "

Spidey " Well considering you gave Nick his own office and didn't give me squat I figured I'd make my own "

Contractor " Hey Spider-Man where do you want us to put the pool in???? "

Spidey " The north side .. I'll be with you in a moment "

Prez " Pool?!?!?!?! "

Spidey " Yea well .. I like to spoil myself "

Prez " What the fuck???? Our budget can't afford a pool!!!!! "

( A mover walks by pushing a dolly with a large marble statue on it. )

Spidey " I'm paying for everything "

Prez " Oh .. Wait a minute!!!! I only pay you $.00001 an hour you can't afford this shit!!!! "

Spidey " Well you know how a lot of people get killed on my show????? "

Prez " Yeah .. So????? "

Spidey " Insurance "

Prez " ..... "

Spidey " Remind me to have a lock put on this floor "

Prez " Your taking the whole fucking floor?!?!?!? "

Spidey " Yup "

Prez " Damn .. Hey your new office sounds like it'll be nice "

Spidey " Of course "

Prez " Can I take a look inside???? "

Spidey " Not til it's finished .. Now I have to go attend to these knuckleheads so .. You know the way out .. Err down "

( The scene cuts over to Guy and Sid. )

Guy " Welcome to another Installment of Wednsady Night Havok .. Here with me as always is SiD Nasty "

SiD " Tonights winners can pick up their case of Guinness after the show .. I can't beleive Spider-Man wants to reward these savages with beer .. Fuckin Idiot "

Rahowa -vs- The Demon
( Rahowa comes out and walks down to the ring. Next out is the Demon. Amoment later he is jumped by CSD and Madman. )

SiD " What the fuck???? They're dragging him down to the ring .. Madman pulls down Demon's pants and bends him over the apron!!!!! "

Guy " Dear Lord .. CSD whips out his dick and sticks it up Demon's ass!!!!! "

SiD " Man this is too fucking much .. Now we have fag rapes going on "

Guy " What your not getting turned on????? "

SID " DUDE!!!!! Enough with the gay shit!!!!! "

Guy " Anyway I guess that means Demon loses "

Winner by anal rape: Rahowa
Guy " I cannot beleive this fed "

SiD " Well the kid was a potential enemy colaborator so he got what was coming to him .. Or in him I should say "

Guy " You're foul "

The Minister -vs- Sha-sha
( The Minister comes out and walks down to the ring. )

Guy " No sign of Sha-sha "

SiD " Who cares "

Winner by DQ: The Minister
( The camera cuts backstage to the women's dressing room where Balls Mahoney is sitting. He is holding a handful of panties and is sniffing them. )

Balls " Mmmm .. Ashura your panties smell so good .. Mmmm .. Have you changed perfume Widow???? .. Mmmmm .. Oh I'm sorry Areala you smell good too!!!! "

( Suddenly the door swings open and Violent J and Shaggy 2 dope walks in. )

Violent J " What the fuck are you doing you freak???? Get out of here!!!! "

( They grab Balls by the shirt and throw him out the door and slam it shut. )

Shaggy 2 dope " This is gonna be great "

( The camera cuts back to the show. )

SiD " What the hell are those two up to????? "

Guy " No good I'm sure "

SiD " Probably "

Guy " Anyway .. Next we have SoulEdge in their first match since they returned to the RMWF "

Souledge -vs- Dx
( 'Brave Folk Song' hits the PA as Steve Eggs Hard and Cervantes De Leon together known as Souledge come out and head to the ring as Balls Mahoney and OmegaFro or DX come out. They enter the ring as well. )

Guy " The bell rings and Balls dropkicks Steve!!!!! Steve stumbles back a few feet waving his arms around for balance .. He doesn't fall!!!! Balls is standing there punching his flabby gut but Steve seems to be paying more attention to the really fucking big turkey leg he's eating!!!!! "

SiD " Steve walks over to the ropes and tags in Cervantes .. He fucks Balls up with a vicious critical combo!!!!! .. Balls flys to the ropes to Omega Fro and tags out .. Balls crawls to the apron and sits down and starts sniffing those damn panties again .. I want some too "

Guy " OmegaFro sweeps Cervantes legs and goes for a leg-drop but Cervantes rolls out of the way "

SiD " I always liked Taki better .. And of course Sophitia!!! Them's some hot bitches .. I got all seventy weapons and all five secret charactors too .. I even know how to change the girls' panty color "

Guy " That's because you are a lifeless loser "

SiD " I have a life "

Guy " I think Tony Hawk would disagree "

SiD " ......... "

Guy " All cheats and charactors unlocked and all gaps right????? "

SiD " Fuck you .. I am cool "

Guy " You spend your friday nights getting high with homeless crackheads then playing video games with them right????? "

SiD " Not anymore .. Leave me alone "

Guy " Gladly .. Cervantes Omegra-Fro sending him flying head first into the turnbuckle by Steve Eggs!!!! Steve starts smacking him in the head with his drumstick!!!!!! Cervantes scoops up Fro and throws him out of the ring!!!!! Steve with a big splash to Fro!!!!! "

SiD " I think the impact made Fro shit himself "

Guy " Here comes Balls with a running neck-drop to Steve!!!!! Balls tags Fro's hand and climbs into the ring!!!!! He's off the ropes and drop-kicks Cervantes!!!!!! Steve is trying to get up but he can't!!!! "

SiD " He's fat "

Guy " Steve is gnawing on Omega Fro's arm!!!!! "

SiD " That's because fat people are fucking animals "

Guy " Ummm .. Ok "

SiD " I'd like to see Steve try to climb over a snow bank to his car though .. That's the best part of winter .. Snow and fat people "

Guy " That's pretty insensative "

SiD " ......... "

Guy " Oh .. Forgot who I was talking to for a second there "

SiD " Shit "

Winner: Souledge
( Camera cuts backstage. )

Nightmare " Hey Midnight I hear you've expressed an interest in joining my stable .. The Alliance .. Well .. Help me take out the K'Mish and his Luetenant tonight and your in "

( The camera cuts back to Guy and Sid. )

Guy " Nightmare with an offer.. "

SiD " SHUT THE HELL UP!!! We just saw it you bitch .. We don't need it retold "

ABSTRKT -vs- The BraveHearts
( ABSRKT's music plays over the PA as Darkstalka and Ashura come down to the ring

SiD " Didn't Black Widow kill Darkstalka on Sunday????? "

Guy " I guess not .. He looks alive to me .. Ashura with charriot-suplex to Newlands .. Neep off the turnbuckle double axe handles Ashura!!!! Newlands tags him in then rolls out of the ring .. Neep gives her a few kicks to the head before she grabs his foot and pulls him to the mat!!!! She slams her elbow to his throat then goes for the pin .. 1..2.. He kicks out!!!!! "

SiD " I hate these shows .. No one reads em or cares .. Remind me why we still do them???? "

Guy " Shit .. I honestly don't know "

SiD " Some help you are "

Guy " Ashura tag's out and Darkstalka enters the ring .. He kneels down as Ashura lifts Neep on her shoulders .. She Samoan drop's him on Darkstalka's knee!!!!! "

SiD " Isn't there a name for that move "

Guy " Probably .. But do I care???? "

SiD " .......... "

Guy " Neep's rolling around on the ring grasping at his back!!!!! Darkstalka kicks him over and fall on him for the pin!!!!! ..1..2..3!!!!! Darkstalka just won ABSTRKT the Belts!!!!! "

Sid " Hey I just remembered .. Darkstalka's a video game too "

Guy " Yeah???? And???? "

SiD " I'm just saying .. The third one you can make them naked "

Guy " Dude you need to get some help "

Winner and New Tag Champs: ABSTRAKT
SiD " I'm going to go stand over there for a little while "

Guy " Ok .. Well next up is Nightmare against Neep .. He challenged Goldust too but .. The Kmish only fights when he wants to .. And I guess he doesn't want to"

Nightmare -vs- Neep
( Neep still stands in the ring from his previous match as hits the PA and Nightmare comes out and climbs into the ring. )

Guy " There's the bell .. Neep charges after Nightmare and nails him with a shoulder tackle!!!! Nightmare up .. Uppercuts Neep and whips him into the ropes .. Neep ducks a clothesline and off the ropes again dropkicks Nightmare!!!!! Midnight comes running out and slides in .. He drop kicks Neep and follows with an elbow drop to his head!!!!! Nightmare gets back up and the two start stomping away at Neep!!!! He had an advantage but not anymore .. Neep's getting the crap beat out of him tonight folks .. Again!!!! Judging by his perfomance tonight it's hard to image he won an Award for the RMWF's Toughest but he did "

SiD " I'm back "

Guy " Lucky us "

SiD " I'm going to kill you one of these days Guy "

Guy " I'm so scared "

SiD " I mean it "

Guy " Me too "

SiD " Bitch "

Guy " Neep is getting the beating of his life on tonights show .. Nightmare with a pin.. 1..2..3!!! That's it for the Scot "

SiD " I guess that means Midnight joined The Alliance "

Guy " Guess so "

Winner: Nightmare
Guy " Well about that wraps it up for this Wednsday Night Havok "

SiD " So just chiiiiill til the next episode "

Guy " Idiot .. So until next week folks .. Goodnight "

SiD " Hey I wonder what ever happened with the ICP???? "

( The camera cuts back to the women's locker room. )

Violent J " Hey!!!! I think I hear someone coming!!!! "

Shaggy 2 Dope " Cool "

Violent J " Quick hide "

( The two hide behind a potted plant. The door swings open then the lights shut off. The door closes and the sound of things breaking can be heard mixed with screams. The lights come back on and we see Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J laying on the floor pretty beat up and the dressing room door slams shut. )

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