11-26-00 Sunday Night War - Written by Nick - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/rmwfarchives/11_26_00_Sunday_Night

War's music plays. Fireworks explode around the arena and the fans go wild

as War starts. Explosions go up the ramp. The camera goes to the announcers table.

Sid: Hello everyone and welcome to Sunday Night War! I'm Sid 'The King' Nasty along with Guy Mandell as always.

Cervantes De Leon vs. Pitbull
Guy: Both men are in the ring.

Sid: Cervantes charges and knocks Pitbull down with a shoulder tackle. He punches Pitbull in the head repeatedly. The fans count the punches with him, he signals the crowd and gives Pitbull a big kick to the head.

Guy: It's good to see Cervantes in the ring once again.

Sid: Not really.

Guy: I concur.

Sid: I told you about the six letter words, you know I don't understand!

Guy: Alas, your satiety knows no boundaries thou fatherless man!

Sid: Huh?

Guy: You're a fat bastard.

Sid: Asshole.

Guy: Pitbull with a kick to the chest, he goes for a punch but Cervantes blocks it and DDT's his opponent!

Sid: Cervantes is in total control of this match!

Guy: Snap suplex on Pitbull, cover by Cervantes 1..2..kickout....just.

Sid: Will someone just win the damn match so we can see Black Widow!?

The camera cuts backstage to nick's office where he's sat with Goldburg.

Nick: This match sucks, go and sort it out, yeah?

Goldburg: Okay

The camera goes back to the ring.

Guy: That was wierd. At least now someone is gonna take care of Pitbull.

Sid: Yep, here comes Goldburg!

Guy: He rolls into the ring, the ref hands him a referee shirt. He put the shirt on!!

Sid: Now Pitbull has got up, Goldburg is lining him up, SPEAR!

Guy: There's the cover by Cervantes, 1...2....3!!

Winner: Cervantes De Leon
Sid: Well that was pretty crap. I hope the next match is better.

Guy: Certainly can't be much worse.

Sid: Yeah.

Guy: We're told we have a backstage report.

The camera shows Black Widow walking down the corridor. What she can't see is that Darkstalka is running up behind her with a chair. He raises it above his head and is about to hit Black Widow when from nowhere Stone Cold charges Darkstalka and sends him flying! Black Widow turns and watches as Stone Cold gets a dustbin and smacks darkstalka over the head with it.

Sid: The bell has rung, this match is underway!

Black Widow vs. Darkstalka
Guy: Stone Cold shakes Black Widow's hand and walks off back into his locker room.

Sid: Black Widow throws Darkstalka against the concrete wall, now he's put him on a trolley! This is gonna be painful!!

Guy: BW pushes the trolley along, she just brought the trolley out to the top of the ramp, the fans are going wild!!

Sid: She pushed the trolley off down the ramp, it slams into the ring and Darkstalka rolls into the ring.

Guy: Hey, they've put the Steel Ring canvas down!

Sid: Now BW can go to work. She gets a steel chair, a dustbin, a baseball bat and a kendo stick from under the ring!

Guy: This is ridiculous! She gets in the ring, Darkstalka has just got up! SMACK! Chairshot to the head bounces Darkstalka off the ropes, Windmill Kick takes him down!

Sid: Finally someone is giving Darkstalka the beating he desererves.

Guy: BW picks Darkstalka up, oooh, Piledriver on the steel! Darkstalka has to be out cold!!

Sid: BW could've won the match right there and then, but no! She's getting the dustbin!
Guy: Lookout, here comes Vulcan Raven!

Sid: He is one of Darkstalka's stable mates, he rolls into the ring!

Guy: He grabs BW, side suplex! The crowd are booing this, they hate the idea of Darkstalka winning like this!

Sid: Well Darkstalka has got back up, he's looking at Vulcan Raven.

Guy: Darkstalka offers his hand in a handshake, they shake hands!

Sid: HEY WAIT! Vulcan kicks Darkstalka, what the fuck is going on!?

Guy: Look out, SHAMEN BOMB! He just planted Darkstalka onto the steel, he ain't gonna be getting up again!

Sid: Vulcan leaves the ring, he pulls a ladder out from under it! He slings the ladder into the ring, this could be nasty! Now he's got another ladder, and a table all in the ring!!

Guy: What's he gonna do!?

Sid: He's set the two ladders up facing each other, and he's put the table between them on the canvas!

Guy: Vulcan Raven picks Darkstalka up, he has him in the powerbomb position, he could drop him at any point!

Sid: He's slowly going up the ladder with darkstalka on his shoulders!

Guy: He turns round! Oh my god powerbomb from the ladder through the table! He must've broken Darkstalka in half with that one!

Sid: The fans go wild, Vulcan Raven is putting Black Widow on Darkstalka,
here's the count, 1...2...3!!

Winner: Black Widow
Guy: What a strange match! Vulcan Raven has turned on Darkstalka!

Sid: Black Widow is stirring, she's back on her feet! She sees Darkstalka, look out she's got the widow maker locked in, this is bad!

Guy: He's screaming like a bitch!!

SiD: Damn she let him go!!

Guy: Anyway, we're told we're ready for the X-Treme Inc. vs. The Special Forces match!

Austin & Goldburg vs. Bandit & Madman
X-Treme Inc's music hits the PA, Bandit & Madman walk out and down to the ring.

Then Austin's music hits and the fans go wild as Austin & Goldburg come down to the ring. They leap right onto X-Treme inc. and attack.

Sid: Austin throws Madman over the top and goes after him, he slams Madman's
head into the guard rail several times. Then he takes him by the head and rams him into the ring post.

Guy: Goldburg and Bandit go at it in the ring, Bandit off the ropes with a clothesline, wishbone leg splitter followed by a kick to Goldburg's groin!

Sid: Owch!

Guy: Stone Cold is back in his corner, Bandit tries to provoke him, Austin comes in. The ref is distracted while Madman whacks Goldburg with a chair!

Sid: Is Goldburg out?

Guy: Bandit with the cover 1...2..kickout!

Sid: Goldburg used his reserves there.

Guy: Bandit tags Madman who quickly goes to the top turnbuckle. Goldburg is getting up, lookout, missile dropkick!

Sid: No, Goldburg caught him and turned it into a spinebuster!

Guy: Now Goldburg rolls over and tags Stone Cold!

Sid: Here comes Bandit, look out STUNNER! Cover on Bandit, no that won't work cause Bandit isn't the legal man!

Guy: The ref has told him, Stone Cold curses. Madman is back up, goes for a punch, Austin blocks it! Now he fires back at the foe, right punches sending him into the corner, now he's stomping him again and again!

Sid: He's stomping a mudhole in him and walking it dry!

Guy: as you do

Sid: Of course!

Guy: What's Bandit doing? Hey wait, he hit the ref with a chair!!

Sid: What the? Why!?

Guy: Here we go, Viper, Badboy, Fanatic and Maverick are all running to the ring!

Sid: Goldburg spears Bandit, Goldburg and Austin are preparing for the assault! Austin has the chair.

Guy: Here come Viper and Maverick!

Sid: Austin swings the chair, Viper goes down! SPEAR! Goldburg speared Maverick!

Guy: Badboy charges head on, clotheslines Goldburg! SMACK! Badboy gets a chair shot!

(NOTE TO ALL, READ THE NEXT SECTION!!!!)

Sid: Fanatic sneaks round behind, he nailed Austin with another chair! Now Bandit & Madman are up too, they're all beating down Austin & Goldburg, this is a massacre!

Guy: What's this? The arena has gone black!

Sid: Now the titan tron is showing three little girls walking around in a very dark room!

Girls: "AS I LAY DOWN TO SLEEP, I PRAY MY SOUL IS MINE TO KEEP! AND NEVER SET FOOT FROM THIS BED, CAUSE YOUR ALL EVIL, ALL EVIL!"

There is a boom. The deathmarch hits the PA. Lightning and thunder boom around the arena, and the arena fills with a eerie blue light which makes the whole place glow. Massive lightning bolts shoot from the ceiling and hit the top of the ramp.

Suddenly red pyro explodes at the top of the ramp and everyone sees a man dressed all in black for a split second. More pyro explodes and he is half way down the ramp standing still again. It goes black again, everyone is looking round. Suddenly red pyro explodes from the ring posts, and the mysterious stranger is in the ring with a black painted sledge hammer!! The lights come back up.

Guy: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Sid: This mystery man just clocked Bandit and Madman with the sledgehammer! The fans are going wild!

Guy: Viper & Badboy are back up, SMACK! They get hit with the hammer as well! But....who is this man!

Sid: Maverick, Fanatic, they both get a shot from the sledge hammer!

Guy: Now this mystery man is walking very slowly over to Bandit, he picks him up!!

Sid: What's he gonna do? Lookout, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! My god he drove him straight down to hell!

Guy: He's put Goldburg over the man!

BOOM! There is a blast of smoke and when it clears the man is gone again!

Sid: There's the cover, 1...2...3!! YES! YES! YES!

Guy: Austin & Goldburg are still undefeated!

Winner: Austin & Goldberg
Sid: Look at the carnage! X-Treme Inc. are all wiped out! Ridiculous!

Guy: We have a backstage report.

Triple H, Tank & Stuart Fraser are all stood in the parking lot smoking dope. Suddenly an ambulance turns a corner and hits them all, killing them instantly. The camera goes back to the ring.

Sid: What the hell? That was that damn ambulance again. Did you see the driver?

Guy: Nah.

Sid: Well that's 4 more jobbers gone, this driver is doing well!

Guy: Yeah. Now to our next match.

Badboy vs. Vulcan Raven
Sid: This has not been a good night for X-Treme Inc.

Guy: Certainly not. Vulcan Raven is already in the ring, here comes Badboy staggering out. He looks to be in a bad way.

Sid: Yeah he rolls into the ring and Vulcan Raven leaps on him. He punches him again and again, the crowd count the punches.

Guy: Vulcan picks him up, Badboy tries to punch him, but he misses by a long way. Raven piledrivers him, this is nothing but a mugging.

Sid: Badboy is not moving, Vulcan stomps him a few times. Now he picks Badboy back up, chokeslam!

Guy: Oh great, here come Bandit & Madman to the ring!

Sid: Madman is distracting the ref, Bandit has a lead pipe! Vulcan comes to the ropes, DONG! Bandit clocked Vulcan Raven with the lead pipe! He's out of it!!

Guy: Now Bandit puts Badboy on top of Vulcan, 1...2...3!

Sid: X-Treme Inc. have stolen this one!

Guy: Bandit grabs Badboy, all three go back up the ramp.

Winner: Badboy
Lethal Lottery Match
Sid: Warrior Three and Stuart Fraser start us off, WT with a scoop slam on Stuart. Warrior Three picks him up, he's gonna kick him but Stuart gives up!

Guy: What a fucking coward.

Stuart Fraser is eliminated

Powderburn hits the PA and Omega Fro comes down to the ring, he rolls in and they lock up.

Sid: Omega pushes him back into the corner, he punches him again and again, and monkey tosses him into the centre of the ring. That move sucks.

Guy: 'monkey toss.' heh.

Sid: ......

Guy: Omega Fro rolls out of the ring and gets a chair from under it. He gets back into the ring.

Sid: Warrior Three is back up, he turns. Omega swings the chair, but Warrior Three blocks it! The chair falls to the ground, DDT by Warrior on the chair!!

Guy: Cover, 1...2..kickout! How did he kickout!

Sid: Warrior picks Omega up, bounces him off the ropes, Warrior three with a leapfrog, tries a reverse monkey flip but omega grabs his legs and drives him down into a flapjack slam!

Guy: Now omega picks up the chair and puts it on Warrior's head, this is gonna hurt.

Sid: Omega Fro climbs to the top rope, he raises his arms, knee drop onto the chair!

Guy: Cover, 1...2....3!!

Warrior Three is eliminated

Mentos The Fleshmaker comes running down to the ring with a stop sign.

Sid: Here comes MTF! He vaults over the ropes and cracks OF over the head with the stop sign. Now he's leaving the ring, he pulls a dustbin, a kendo stick and a bowling ball from under the ring.

Guy: Now MTF is back in the ring, he pulls Omega Fro over to a corner and lies him down. Look out, MTF has the bowling ball!

Sid: Why must people always steal moves from Al Snow?

Guy: Huh? What? This isn't one of Al Snows moves

Sid: Sorry.

Guy: Hey look, the midget has stuck his cattle prod up through the ring canvas!

Sid: Oh yeah. MTF bowls the ball, but Omega Fro gets out of the way at the last moment!

Guy: Good good. Now MTF has the kendo stick, he's lining Omega Fro up, blam!! Omega Fro gets the kendo stick over his head!

Sid: Omega Fro is out, but hey, Mentos has stepped on the cattle prod!

Guy: He's being shocked, electricity is running through his body!

Sid: Mentos falls over, I think he's dead!

Guy: The ref prods MTF, he's declared him dead.

Eliminated as a result of death: Mentos The Fleshmaker

Sid: Hooray, that's about the fourth death tonight.

Guy: I love you guys!

Sid: Yeah....okay.

Nightmare comes down to the ring waving to the crowd with a baseball bat.

Guy: Omega Fro is still down. Nightmare rolls in and covers Omega Fro, 1..2...3!
Omega Fro is eliminated

The last contestent, Angel comes down to the ring.

Sid: Angel and nightmare go at it, a kick and a DDT by Nightmare.

Guy: Let's hit the fast forward.

The match speeds up. Guy hits the play button and it goes back to normal.

Sid: Angel prods, nightmare, he falls over! Cover by angel, 1...2...3!

Winner: Angel
Guy: Nightmare gave him the match, he let him win!

Sid: Who cares.

Guy: Fuck it, I'm leaving. I've had enough of this shit for one week.

The camera cuts.

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